Lord of the Rings-The Fellowship of the Ring
Re-Written by Kay (Videl) and Jackie (Rikku)
Council Of Elrond-Rivendell
"You have my sword" said Aragorn, "And you have my bow" said Legolas, "And my Axe!" growled Gimli. Then Boromir said something, but nobody was really listening.
Elrond gets up and turns towards the Fellowship " I now pronounce you The Fellowship of the---WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!???
A big-swirling-votex-thingy appears several feet off the ground. 2 distinct voices could be heard coming from the vortex, one shouting "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" and the other saying "I think I'm gonna spew" (AN: Writers of Wayne's World: Please don't sue!) Suddenly, 2 girls fall out of the vortex. one lands on her backside, and the other lands on her hands and knees because she has a lower centre of gravity. They both get up. The girl who landed on her backside was very tall and the other one was very small. The very tall one was rubbing her backside, "Ow! Talk about a pain in the---Oh I see," she said, looking around "I've just magically been transported into another world! Great! Now I'll never get back home in time for the "Simpsons"!"
"Yeah," said the other girl. "That's the last time we practise our magical powers during a full moon!"
"If we're going on a mystic quest or something," the very tall girl continued, "we HAVE to be back by 9.30 before the new series of "Friends" starts. That's the reason we were having a sleepover, apart from all the gossip and sweets that is!" "Yeah!" chorused the girls, as they gave eachother a High-5.
Elrond, who was only slightly less confused than everybody else, said to the girls "Excuse me, but who are you? Where did you come from? And are you friend or foe?" as he said this, he was looking particularly at each of the girls weaponry. They had grabbed a pair of P2Ks each (AN: P2Ks are guns, I just took the first one I remembered the name off the James Bond games. Again, please don't sue!) on their way through the vortex. (How convenient!)
"I'm Rikku." Replied the tall girl, "And this is Videl." We are from Merry Old Wet&Rainy England, and." "We Come in Peace!" Interrupted Videl. "Yeah" said Rikku, "What she said."
"Ok then." Said Elrond.
"Oh" said Videl, noticing Legolas, "Oh please Oh please Oh pleeeeeeeaaaase can we be in your Fellowship? Pretty please? With Ice cream, cherries, chocolate, toffee, fudge, caramel, sprinkles, strawberry sauce, umm." "Don't forget Marshmallows," added Rikku. "Yeah!" They chorused, again giving oneanother a High-5.
"Well, ok then." Said Elrond, not really giving a damn if they died or not.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! We're going on a journey! We're going on a journey! We're going on a journey!" Sang Rikku and Videl. (Again with the High-5ing)
Council Of Elrond-Rivendell
"You have my sword" said Aragorn, "And you have my bow" said Legolas, "And my Axe!" growled Gimli. Then Boromir said something, but nobody was really listening.
Elrond gets up and turns towards the Fellowship " I now pronounce you The Fellowship of the---WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!???
A big-swirling-votex-thingy appears several feet off the ground. 2 distinct voices could be heard coming from the vortex, one shouting "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" and the other saying "I think I'm gonna spew" (AN: Writers of Wayne's World: Please don't sue!) Suddenly, 2 girls fall out of the vortex. one lands on her backside, and the other lands on her hands and knees because she has a lower centre of gravity. They both get up. The girl who landed on her backside was very tall and the other one was very small. The very tall one was rubbing her backside, "Ow! Talk about a pain in the---Oh I see," she said, looking around "I've just magically been transported into another world! Great! Now I'll never get back home in time for the "Simpsons"!"
"Yeah," said the other girl. "That's the last time we practise our magical powers during a full moon!"
"If we're going on a mystic quest or something," the very tall girl continued, "we HAVE to be back by 9.30 before the new series of "Friends" starts. That's the reason we were having a sleepover, apart from all the gossip and sweets that is!" "Yeah!" chorused the girls, as they gave eachother a High-5.
Elrond, who was only slightly less confused than everybody else, said to the girls "Excuse me, but who are you? Where did you come from? And are you friend or foe?" as he said this, he was looking particularly at each of the girls weaponry. They had grabbed a pair of P2Ks each (AN: P2Ks are guns, I just took the first one I remembered the name off the James Bond games. Again, please don't sue!) on their way through the vortex. (How convenient!)
"I'm Rikku." Replied the tall girl, "And this is Videl." We are from Merry Old Wet&Rainy England, and." "We Come in Peace!" Interrupted Videl. "Yeah" said Rikku, "What she said."
"Ok then." Said Elrond.
"Oh" said Videl, noticing Legolas, "Oh please Oh please Oh pleeeeeeeaaaase can we be in your Fellowship? Pretty please? With Ice cream, cherries, chocolate, toffee, fudge, caramel, sprinkles, strawberry sauce, umm." "Don't forget Marshmallows," added Rikku. "Yeah!" They chorused, again giving oneanother a High-5.
"Well, ok then." Said Elrond, not really giving a damn if they died or not.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! We're going on a journey! We're going on a journey! We're going on a journey!" Sang Rikku and Videl. (Again with the High-5ing)