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A/N: WOWIES I got 8 reviews? YAY I thought I wasn't gonna get any. Yaaaahooo! And after reading what people said I'm gonna call the NICE Sesshomaru Fluffy . . . . and the mean one.. Sesshomaru -' And I really don't have anything to Wright in my A/N so I think I will spare you the misery of my nonsensical ramblings.
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Two Is More Confusing Then One.
Chapter 2
By: Kouga's woman
"HELL NO! You cant call me FLUFFY!" Shouted the evil Sesshomaru as he pointed one clawed finger at Kagome who stood up and crossed her arms.
"I'm not calling YOU Fluffy." She said. "I was talking to HIM!" she pointed to the nice Sesshomaru who, smiled happily.
"Yeah!" Said the Nice Sesshomaru, who is now Fluffy so there is no more confusion. "She was talking to me!"
"Fluffy" muttered Sesshomaru (Sesshomaru, NOT Fluff) "I've always hated that nick name."
"Anyways!" Interrupted Kagome. "I think we should get going and head back to the village before the sun sets." Inuyashas eyes got really big. Then he looked away from Kagome and toward Fluffy and Sesshomaru.
"WERE NOT TAKING HIM WITH US!" Inuyasha stopped, scratched his chin then corrected himself. "WERE NOT TAKING THEM WITH US!" he said again, except this time he said "them" and not "him"
"INUYASHA!" Kagome said crossly. "Don't you get it? Sesshomaru was some how spilt into two people, and demons don't normally just decide to spit in half. So that means that something must have cause him to split in two, and that something could have been a demon. And that demon could have a Shard from the Shikon no Tama!"
Inuyasha pouted. "ALRIGHT! We'll ask lady Keade once we get back to the village."
"What the hell will that old hag know" Moaned Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha! Don't make me say it! Cause I will. And then you'll be sorry!" Kagome put her hands on her hips. "So lets get going so we can make it back before dark."
But Suddenly the sun fell out of the sky and landed on top of Kanna's mirror, and Kanna's mirror broke. Kanna was a little sad but of coarse she didn't say anything because she never says anything . . . at all
"Two late." Sang Fluffy as the sun broke and it got real dark. Everyone else moaned.
"Oh greaaaaaaaat Kagome!" Inuyasha huffed sarcastically. "Before it gets dark."
"OSWARI!"
Now there is an Inuyasha shaped hole in the ground.
===================== Back at Keade's hut======================
"Yes, what yee say is very interesting." Said Keade as she pondered. (Hehe, I really like the word pondered.) "Tis almost as confusing as thee meaning of life.
Inuyasha blinked . . . Then blinked again. "The meaning of life?" he asked. "What the HELL are you talking about?"
"Huh? I didn't say anything, yee are the one who started it."
"DID NOT!"
"Yes yee did!"
"DID NOT!"
"YES! Yee did!"
"Screw you! YOU started it! I was just asking what the hell you meant by the meaning of life!"
"I have no idea what yee are talking about!"
So Inuyasha shut up, because he forgot what 'thee' where arguing about.
. . . . . . After a few minutes . . .
"I see," Said Keade. "This could be very dangerous."
Inuyasha looked annoyed, Kagome looked worried, Sesshomaru looked pissed and Fluffy was in his own "half world" as he imagined playing with butterflies and eating ice cream. (Such strange things my mine thinks up.)
"Ladt Keade?" Asked Kagome "What do you mean this could be dangerous?"
"Well, Sesshomaru is usually such a cruel demon. Now that there is a kind Sesshomaru, the whole universe could be destroyed by the fires of confusion!"
GASP!
BABABABUUUUUUM!
========= End Chapter 2
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And now my friends . . . this is where I leave you. I have Inuyasha fan art to draw and Vampire Princess Miyu to watch . . . . . .
Until next time!
A/N: WOWIES I got 8 reviews? YAY I thought I wasn't gonna get any. Yaaaahooo! And after reading what people said I'm gonna call the NICE Sesshomaru Fluffy . . . . and the mean one.. Sesshomaru -' And I really don't have anything to Wright in my A/N so I think I will spare you the misery of my nonsensical ramblings.
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Two Is More Confusing Then One.
Chapter 2
By: Kouga's woman
"HELL NO! You cant call me FLUFFY!" Shouted the evil Sesshomaru as he pointed one clawed finger at Kagome who stood up and crossed her arms.
"I'm not calling YOU Fluffy." She said. "I was talking to HIM!" she pointed to the nice Sesshomaru who, smiled happily.
"Yeah!" Said the Nice Sesshomaru, who is now Fluffy so there is no more confusion. "She was talking to me!"
"Fluffy" muttered Sesshomaru (Sesshomaru, NOT Fluff) "I've always hated that nick name."
"Anyways!" Interrupted Kagome. "I think we should get going and head back to the village before the sun sets." Inuyashas eyes got really big. Then he looked away from Kagome and toward Fluffy and Sesshomaru.
"WERE NOT TAKING HIM WITH US!" Inuyasha stopped, scratched his chin then corrected himself. "WERE NOT TAKING THEM WITH US!" he said again, except this time he said "them" and not "him"
"INUYASHA!" Kagome said crossly. "Don't you get it? Sesshomaru was some how spilt into two people, and demons don't normally just decide to spit in half. So that means that something must have cause him to split in two, and that something could have been a demon. And that demon could have a Shard from the Shikon no Tama!"
Inuyasha pouted. "ALRIGHT! We'll ask lady Keade once we get back to the village."
"What the hell will that old hag know" Moaned Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha! Don't make me say it! Cause I will. And then you'll be sorry!" Kagome put her hands on her hips. "So lets get going so we can make it back before dark."
But Suddenly the sun fell out of the sky and landed on top of Kanna's mirror, and Kanna's mirror broke. Kanna was a little sad but of coarse she didn't say anything because she never says anything . . . at all
"Two late." Sang Fluffy as the sun broke and it got real dark. Everyone else moaned.
"Oh greaaaaaaaat Kagome!" Inuyasha huffed sarcastically. "Before it gets dark."
"OSWARI!"
Now there is an Inuyasha shaped hole in the ground.
===================== Back at Keade's hut======================
"Yes, what yee say is very interesting." Said Keade as she pondered. (Hehe, I really like the word pondered.) "Tis almost as confusing as thee meaning of life.
Inuyasha blinked . . . Then blinked again. "The meaning of life?" he asked. "What the HELL are you talking about?"
"Huh? I didn't say anything, yee are the one who started it."
"DID NOT!"
"Yes yee did!"
"DID NOT!"
"YES! Yee did!"
"Screw you! YOU started it! I was just asking what the hell you meant by the meaning of life!"
"I have no idea what yee are talking about!"
So Inuyasha shut up, because he forgot what 'thee' where arguing about.
. . . . . . After a few minutes . . .
"I see," Said Keade. "This could be very dangerous."
Inuyasha looked annoyed, Kagome looked worried, Sesshomaru looked pissed and Fluffy was in his own "half world" as he imagined playing with butterflies and eating ice cream. (Such strange things my mine thinks up.)
"Ladt Keade?" Asked Kagome "What do you mean this could be dangerous?"
"Well, Sesshomaru is usually such a cruel demon. Now that there is a kind Sesshomaru, the whole universe could be destroyed by the fires of confusion!"
GASP!
BABABABUUUUUUM!
========= End Chapter 2
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And now my friends . . . this is where I leave you. I have Inuyasha fan art to draw and Vampire Princess Miyu to watch . . . . . .
Until next time!