Two Is More Confusing Then One
Chapter: 3
By Kouga's Woman
A/N: I feel like crap. Icky! I'm home sick, I gots a killer headache, stomach ach, I puked twice and I feel dizzy .__. And I've watched all my anime hundreds of times so all I got left is to Wright! So yah . . . Also Inuyasha doesn't belong to me. But of coarse you all know that by now.
Also! I don't own princess Mononoke, but if you haven't seen that, then this chapter might be a little confusing. Sorry --;
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"Its hot in here." Fluffy pointed out.
"Of coarse its hot in here! It's a HOT spring" muttered Sesshomaru. "How can you be so stupid? How can I be so stupid, because after all you are me, and I am you. No, wait that's not right, WE are Sesshomaru . . . oh damn it! Now you got me confused!" The steam swept up his nose, making him a little dizzy.
"Oh." Fluffy looked away. "Do you think we'll be able to become one demon again?" he asked. Sesshomaru snarled.
"I hope not, I don't want YOU, you'll just mess everything up. You always mess everything up!"
Fluffy sniffled. "Fine, well, Sesshomaru never liked the name fluffy anyways, so if we became one again I wouldn't be able to call myself fluffy!"
Sesshomaru traced his claws through his silvery hair, tapping them against his head impatiently. "You know WHY we don't like to be called FLUFFY?" he spat angrily. Fluffy shook his head, his white hair fanning out in the water. "Its because . . . " Continued Sesshomaru as he held is head up high. " DEMON LORDS DO NOT HAVE NAMES SUCH AS FLUFFY, OR CUDDLES, OR ANYTHING ELSE OF THAT NATURE!"
Fluffy shrunk down under the waters surface, leaving only the top of his head in the air. Sesshomaru glared evilly at him, wrapped a towel around his waist and left. Leaving poor confused fluffy to wonder about things and such . . . and other things.
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"Kaede?" asked Sango. "What are we supposed to do about all this? After all you said yourself that if Sesshomaru is not put back together in the next two days the world will come to an end."
"A horrible gruesome end." Corrected Kaede. Sango sweat dropped. "There is only one thing you can do to prevent this from happening." Said Kaede. She got up and walked over to Miroku. "There is evil at work in the lands or the west prince Ashiktaka, you must go there to see what you can see with eyes unclouded by hate. Who knows, you may even find a way to lift your curse."
Miroku starred at the old lady, he blinked, and then blinked again. He blinked about 2778 times before he opened his mouth.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Shouted Inuyasha he stomped up behind the "old hag" Kaede paused, and then she sat down again.
"Sorry, wrong anime."
"Huh?" asked Miroku. "I'm confused." Sango petted Miroku on the head.
"Its ok, the authoress just mixed up Inuyasha and Princess Mononoke." She said. "Its just, the old lady, and the boy with a cursed arm . . . well, I guess you haven't seen that movie." Miroku's eyes got all swirly and he fell over backwards.
Then all of a sudden . . . . . . . Kouga rushed in the door and ran around in ovals screaming. "GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF!" He shouted, waving his arms in the air. Then everyone noticed that there was a girl on his back, she was dressed in a purple skirt and a white furry shirt. She was wearing a mask and had a necklace of fangs. "PLEEEEASE! DO SOMETHING!!" Wailed Kouga as he tried to shake the girl off.
Kouga was just about to loose his sanity, (witch I'm not quite sure he had in the first place.) When a huge two-tailed white wolf walked by and carried the girl away.
Kouga sat down like nothing had ever happened. "What's going on?" he asked. Kagome looked to Inuyasha, Inuyasha looked to Miroku, Miroku looked to Sango, Sango looked to Shippo, Shippo looked to Kaede, Kaede looked To Kouga. Kouga shrugged.
"ALL RIGHT! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPNED!" Shouted Inuyasha.
"Lets just forget about all this ok?" suggested Shippo, they all nodded in agreement.
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Well, to be continued, because I think its time for me to go puke my brains out and lay on the floor and wait for the room to stop spinning. Sorry that this chapter is way shorter then the others.
THANKS FOR READING!
Oh and sorry for anyone who hated it, or got confused .
R+R!
Chapter: 3
By Kouga's Woman
A/N: I feel like crap. Icky! I'm home sick, I gots a killer headache, stomach ach, I puked twice and I feel dizzy .__. And I've watched all my anime hundreds of times so all I got left is to Wright! So yah . . . Also Inuyasha doesn't belong to me. But of coarse you all know that by now.
Also! I don't own princess Mononoke, but if you haven't seen that, then this chapter might be a little confusing. Sorry --;
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"Its hot in here." Fluffy pointed out.
"Of coarse its hot in here! It's a HOT spring" muttered Sesshomaru. "How can you be so stupid? How can I be so stupid, because after all you are me, and I am you. No, wait that's not right, WE are Sesshomaru . . . oh damn it! Now you got me confused!" The steam swept up his nose, making him a little dizzy.
"Oh." Fluffy looked away. "Do you think we'll be able to become one demon again?" he asked. Sesshomaru snarled.
"I hope not, I don't want YOU, you'll just mess everything up. You always mess everything up!"
Fluffy sniffled. "Fine, well, Sesshomaru never liked the name fluffy anyways, so if we became one again I wouldn't be able to call myself fluffy!"
Sesshomaru traced his claws through his silvery hair, tapping them against his head impatiently. "You know WHY we don't like to be called FLUFFY?" he spat angrily. Fluffy shook his head, his white hair fanning out in the water. "Its because . . . " Continued Sesshomaru as he held is head up high. " DEMON LORDS DO NOT HAVE NAMES SUCH AS FLUFFY, OR CUDDLES, OR ANYTHING ELSE OF THAT NATURE!"
Fluffy shrunk down under the waters surface, leaving only the top of his head in the air. Sesshomaru glared evilly at him, wrapped a towel around his waist and left. Leaving poor confused fluffy to wonder about things and such . . . and other things.
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"Kaede?" asked Sango. "What are we supposed to do about all this? After all you said yourself that if Sesshomaru is not put back together in the next two days the world will come to an end."
"A horrible gruesome end." Corrected Kaede. Sango sweat dropped. "There is only one thing you can do to prevent this from happening." Said Kaede. She got up and walked over to Miroku. "There is evil at work in the lands or the west prince Ashiktaka, you must go there to see what you can see with eyes unclouded by hate. Who knows, you may even find a way to lift your curse."
Miroku starred at the old lady, he blinked, and then blinked again. He blinked about 2778 times before he opened his mouth.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Shouted Inuyasha he stomped up behind the "old hag" Kaede paused, and then she sat down again.
"Sorry, wrong anime."
"Huh?" asked Miroku. "I'm confused." Sango petted Miroku on the head.
"Its ok, the authoress just mixed up Inuyasha and Princess Mononoke." She said. "Its just, the old lady, and the boy with a cursed arm . . . well, I guess you haven't seen that movie." Miroku's eyes got all swirly and he fell over backwards.
Then all of a sudden . . . . . . . Kouga rushed in the door and ran around in ovals screaming. "GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF!" He shouted, waving his arms in the air. Then everyone noticed that there was a girl on his back, she was dressed in a purple skirt and a white furry shirt. She was wearing a mask and had a necklace of fangs. "PLEEEEASE! DO SOMETHING!!" Wailed Kouga as he tried to shake the girl off.
Kouga was just about to loose his sanity, (witch I'm not quite sure he had in the first place.) When a huge two-tailed white wolf walked by and carried the girl away.
Kouga sat down like nothing had ever happened. "What's going on?" he asked. Kagome looked to Inuyasha, Inuyasha looked to Miroku, Miroku looked to Sango, Sango looked to Shippo, Shippo looked to Kaede, Kaede looked To Kouga. Kouga shrugged.
"ALL RIGHT! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPNED!" Shouted Inuyasha.
"Lets just forget about all this ok?" suggested Shippo, they all nodded in agreement.
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Well, to be continued, because I think its time for me to go puke my brains out and lay on the floor and wait for the room to stop spinning. Sorry that this chapter is way shorter then the others.
THANKS FOR READING!
Oh and sorry for anyone who hated it, or got confused .
R+R!