Disclaimer: Facing charges for biting someone who mentioned that I didn't
own CCS and related characters. You can't say I didn't warn you.
All right! Thank you for all the reviews! Liping, your wish is my command! And thanks goes out to kirjava-chan for 1/2 of Meilin's address . . . I don't think she'd call herself demented. I would though. Call myself demented, I mean. ^_^ And to Louise: I'm a Touya lover too, but his time shall come . . . soon, hopefully. Joey, thanks for spotting out that error and telling me about it! And to the rest of you wonderful peoples, THANK YOU!
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
Created by the amazing: Odd World
~Letters to Syaoran~
OR: Syaoran's Inbox
From: Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: I'm okay . . . really.
Syaoran,
Mou, Sakura's onii-san is such a baka! He should be grateful that you are not pressing charges! The Li clan has so many lawyers he could have been thrown in jail for his whole life! But if you say you are all right, Syaoran, I believe you, even though you started off your last letter by saying "Honestly, Melvin, I'm fine". It was probably just a typo, but for the record, my name is Meilin.
Sincerely,
Meilin Li
~*~
From: Hiroshi Yakuza the_yakuzas@crime.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: A simple matter of territory.
So . . . a Li has moved to Japan, eh? Are more of your 'clan' coming? Because, this is just a little warning for you: This is Yakuza territory. I don't want to start a rivalry with the Li clan, but my bosses might feel differently.
--Hiroshi Yakuza
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Dinner
Dearest Syaoran-kun,
Are you sure you're up to dinner tonight? Otou-san said he doesn't mind, but Onii-chan will be there and that will feel a little awkward, ne? If you don't want to come I will understand! Onii-chan is such a baka, but I'm very grateful you did not press charges. You are so sweet!
Well, if you're coming, dinner will be at 6:00, but you can come earlier if you wish.
And now I think I'm going to force a certain Onii-chan to write an apology . . .
Love you lots,
Sakura
~*~
From: Hiroshi Yakuza the_yakuzas@crime.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: The Li clan is NOT a mafia.
Hey, hey, I didn't say nothing about no mafia. I don't know what you're talking about. I deny it all! You can't sick your lawyers on me! I DO NOT REPRESENT THE YAKUZAS! THERE IS NO JAPANESE MAFIA! I DENY IT ALL!
This e-mail never took place. Got it?
--Hiroshi Yakuza
Original Message:
From: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
To: Hiroshi Yakuza the_yakuzas@crime.org
Subject: The Li clan is NOT a mafia.
Yakuza,
You have insulted the house of Li by associating it with crime and corruption. I take deep offense. Please cease contact of any kind with me.
Syaoran Li
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: apology
I, Touya Kinomoto, apologize to you, Syaoran Li, for tossing a dinner plate at your head, for tackling you, for giving you a black eye, for any other injuries I inflicted upon you the night of the 24th, for any embarrassment this incident has caused for the Li Clan, and also for the carrot and spatula incident.
~*~
From: Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: Gomen ne, Melvin.
Syaoran!
My name is NOT Melvin! I think you're just doing this on purpose to make me angry!
Anyway, I'm considering coming to Tomoeda for winter vacation. Please write back and tell me if that's all right.
Sincerely,
Meilin Li
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: none
Hey brat! I have your e-mail address now! Sakura tried sooo hard to hide it from me, but I found out in the end! And now I can bug you without saying a word! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH crp wts wrong wit tis stupid ting dmn keybord
~*~
From: Yulan Li iamuberspiffy@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Winter Vacation
Syaoran,
I invite the Card Mistress and you to come and stay at the Li manor in Hong Kong for this winter vacation.
Yelan Li
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Sorry
Dearest Syaoran-kun,
I'm very sorry I haven't replied to your invitation, but Kero-chan broke the keyboard. For some odd reason "H" and "A" weren't working!
And for the winter vacation invitation, I would love to come to Hong Kong with you! Otou-san says it's all right! But I didn't tell Onii-chan yet . . .
Love you lots, Sakura
~*~
From: Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: Sure, Melvin, you can come to Tomoeda.
Syaoran,
You are so mean! Now I KNOW you're calling me 'Melvin' just to make me mad! And your mother told me you were coming to Hong Kong this winter! That is so mean, Syaoran. I will be at the manor when Kinomoto and you come.
Meilin Li
P.S.: What is up with your mother's e-mail address? "I am uber spiffy" doesn't seem like something Aunt Yelan would write.
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: none
Hey ho Brat,
This is just a little reminder of how much you suck.
You suck.
From: Cerberus the Super-Cool
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: I hate you.
You,
That apology was written under my sister's supervision. I'm really not sorry. ESPECIALLY not for throwing the plate at your head. And ESPECIALLY not for the spatula and carrot incident. I never knew before then that you could squeal so loudly.
'Why don't you like him?' everyone asks. I'll tell you why. Because I don't. And I know about that thing you had for Yukito.
Oh, yes, I know all about that.
~*~
A/N: All right! Finished! Heh, I seem to like ending with Touya ^_^ So, I'm not sure if this chapter was kind of lame or what, but I thought that was the case for the last chapter, but the reviewers liked it! My most favourite part in this one was the first Melvin thing. Jeez, when I first thought of that, I cracked my self up. But really, I think it's just the name Melvin. I find it tremendously funny (see, I AM weird, Liping! ^_^). Oh, and congrats goes to Neko Sakura! You were my first-ever reviewer! Doesn't that make you feel special? It's like rainbows! . . . Or not . . . Oh, and because FF.NET is deleting stories that use the reviewing system as a message board (they got rid of The Pencil Show! EVIL!!!) That's not what I'm doing here . . . I'm just taking suggestions. That's right. Suggestions. [Looks all nervous and suspicious-like] So, thank you all for the reviews, they make me so happy! I'll try and post a new chapter every week, but because of school, I may be a bit late! I'm doing e-mail updates, so I hope you're all okay with that. One last thing: I did kind of take Touya's last letter from The Simpsons-
Homer: Even Lisa?
Sideshow Bob: *Especially* Lisa . . . And *especially* Bart!
[Sighs happily] Hilarious. Anywho, review peoples! I usually wait for a certain amount of reviews before I update, so REVIEW! Toodles!
All right! Thank you for all the reviews! Liping, your wish is my command! And thanks goes out to kirjava-chan for 1/2 of Meilin's address . . . I don't think she'd call herself demented. I would though. Call myself demented, I mean. ^_^ And to Louise: I'm a Touya lover too, but his time shall come . . . soon, hopefully. Joey, thanks for spotting out that error and telling me about it! And to the rest of you wonderful peoples, THANK YOU!
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
Created by the amazing: Odd World
~Letters to Syaoran~
OR: Syaoran's Inbox
From: Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: I'm okay . . . really.
Syaoran,
Mou, Sakura's onii-san is such a baka! He should be grateful that you are not pressing charges! The Li clan has so many lawyers he could have been thrown in jail for his whole life! But if you say you are all right, Syaoran, I believe you, even though you started off your last letter by saying "Honestly, Melvin, I'm fine". It was probably just a typo, but for the record, my name is Meilin.
Sincerely,
Meilin Li
~*~
From: Hiroshi Yakuza the_yakuzas@crime.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: A simple matter of territory.
So . . . a Li has moved to Japan, eh? Are more of your 'clan' coming? Because, this is just a little warning for you: This is Yakuza territory. I don't want to start a rivalry with the Li clan, but my bosses might feel differently.
--Hiroshi Yakuza
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Dinner
Dearest Syaoran-kun,
Are you sure you're up to dinner tonight? Otou-san said he doesn't mind, but Onii-chan will be there and that will feel a little awkward, ne? If you don't want to come I will understand! Onii-chan is such a baka, but I'm very grateful you did not press charges. You are so sweet!
Well, if you're coming, dinner will be at 6:00, but you can come earlier if you wish.
And now I think I'm going to force a certain Onii-chan to write an apology . . .
Love you lots,
Sakura
~*~
From: Hiroshi Yakuza the_yakuzas@crime.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: The Li clan is NOT a mafia.
Hey, hey, I didn't say nothing about no mafia. I don't know what you're talking about. I deny it all! You can't sick your lawyers on me! I DO NOT REPRESENT THE YAKUZAS! THERE IS NO JAPANESE MAFIA! I DENY IT ALL!
This e-mail never took place. Got it?
--Hiroshi Yakuza
Original Message:
From: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
To: Hiroshi Yakuza the_yakuzas@crime.org
Subject: The Li clan is NOT a mafia.
Yakuza,
You have insulted the house of Li by associating it with crime and corruption. I take deep offense. Please cease contact of any kind with me.
Syaoran Li
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: apology
I, Touya Kinomoto, apologize to you, Syaoran Li, for tossing a dinner plate at your head, for tackling you, for giving you a black eye, for any other injuries I inflicted upon you the night of the 24th, for any embarrassment this incident has caused for the Li Clan, and also for the carrot and spatula incident.
~*~
From: Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: Gomen ne, Melvin.
Syaoran!
My name is NOT Melvin! I think you're just doing this on purpose to make me angry!
Anyway, I'm considering coming to Tomoeda for winter vacation. Please write back and tell me if that's all right.
Sincerely,
Meilin Li
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: none
Hey brat! I have your e-mail address now! Sakura tried sooo hard to hide it from me, but I found out in the end! And now I can bug you without saying a word! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH crp wts wrong wit tis stupid ting dmn keybord
~*~
From: Yulan Li iamuberspiffy@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Winter Vacation
Syaoran,
I invite the Card Mistress and you to come and stay at the Li manor in Hong Kong for this winter vacation.
Yelan Li
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Sorry
Dearest Syaoran-kun,
I'm very sorry I haven't replied to your invitation, but Kero-chan broke the keyboard. For some odd reason "H" and "A" weren't working!
And for the winter vacation invitation, I would love to come to Hong Kong with you! Otou-san says it's all right! But I didn't tell Onii-chan yet . . .
Love you lots, Sakura
~*~
From: Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: Sure, Melvin, you can come to Tomoeda.
Syaoran,
You are so mean! Now I KNOW you're calling me 'Melvin' just to make me mad! And your mother told me you were coming to Hong Kong this winter! That is so mean, Syaoran. I will be at the manor when Kinomoto and you come.
Meilin Li
P.S.: What is up with your mother's e-mail address? "I am uber spiffy" doesn't seem like something Aunt Yelan would write.
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: none
Hey ho Brat,
This is just a little reminder of how much you suck.
You suck.
From: Cerberus the Super-Cool
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: I hate you.
You,
That apology was written under my sister's supervision. I'm really not sorry. ESPECIALLY not for throwing the plate at your head. And ESPECIALLY not for the spatula and carrot incident. I never knew before then that you could squeal so loudly.
'Why don't you like him?' everyone asks. I'll tell you why. Because I don't. And I know about that thing you had for Yukito.
Oh, yes, I know all about that.
~*~
A/N: All right! Finished! Heh, I seem to like ending with Touya ^_^ So, I'm not sure if this chapter was kind of lame or what, but I thought that was the case for the last chapter, but the reviewers liked it! My most favourite part in this one was the first Melvin thing. Jeez, when I first thought of that, I cracked my self up. But really, I think it's just the name Melvin. I find it tremendously funny (see, I AM weird, Liping! ^_^). Oh, and congrats goes to Neko Sakura! You were my first-ever reviewer! Doesn't that make you feel special? It's like rainbows! . . . Or not . . . Oh, and because FF.NET is deleting stories that use the reviewing system as a message board (they got rid of The Pencil Show! EVIL!!!) That's not what I'm doing here . . . I'm just taking suggestions. That's right. Suggestions. [Looks all nervous and suspicious-like] So, thank you all for the reviews, they make me so happy! I'll try and post a new chapter every week, but because of school, I may be a bit late! I'm doing e-mail updates, so I hope you're all okay with that. One last thing: I did kind of take Touya's last letter from The Simpsons-
Homer: Even Lisa?
Sideshow Bob: *Especially* Lisa . . . And *especially* Bart!
[Sighs happily] Hilarious. Anywho, review peoples! I usually wait for a certain amount of reviews before I update, so REVIEW! Toodles!