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(Another warning: Four being my favourite number, this is a special Author's Note to talk, joke, mention, and thank all the people who reviewed chapter 3. This may be the longest A/N yet, so skip it if you haven't reviewed the last chapter.)
Woo! I be getting many of the revieweths! This be making me joyous! And in celebration, let us all dance! Woo! But I digress. Thank you all for reading and reviewing the last chapter, despite the complete and utter randomness of it [grins at Aiyomi]. And you know what, L-chan? That's how I got the way I am today. Watch the Lion King a couple of times and permanent brain damage ensues (ARGGHH!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! FOR LIIIFE!). Ripchick2002, I will keep it up, and it is very cool. Hey, when it's 2003, are you going to change your name to 'Ripchick2003'? When I thought up the idea for the kawaii ExK insert in the letter to Tomoyo, kawaii-cherrychan, I WAS literally twirling in the computer chair, squealing. Whoa, it's like some strange cycle, dude . . . sway, man. Very sway. I love Eriol, too, Sakura Angel! Yay! We're like twins! Lil DreameR: it's sad that you're having a writer's block. I hope that reading Eriol's outbox has helped you a bit! Oh, I got one! "Hey, Syaoran, wanna have a little SLEEP OVER?! Grrrrr!" O.O [pauses] . . . yeah . . . Heh. Eriol's bear, your wish has been granted! Doesn't it just make you want to spin in your chair and squeal? Wheeeee! [Dodges rotten vegetables that signify she should stop with the spinney chair thing] Oh, Polgara-C /Eriol drunk /We both can't see / We can't imagine /Him taking a twenty minute pee/ Ooooh, Polgara-C! ^_^ I just made that up! Yay! [Suddenly goes all serious and narrows her eyes] The ending wasn't strange, it was depressing! Alas, everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Besides, I like strange things! Wheeee! Joey, I'll let you in on a little secret. . . I myself did not know what the carrot and spatula incident was until a few days ago. Now don't tell anybody! [Looks around and sees everyone else listening intently] D'OH! Aw well, you'll find out in the next chapter or so . . . Depends on what people suggest. To the Five Kings of Death: When Touya's outbox comes, the you-know-what incident shall be revealed! So I did your other suggestion instead. And it is over mentioned. Very over mentioned. Cherry Blossom Koneko, you are demented. You proved yourself. But have you ever climbed a tree beside a bike path and made monkey noises when bikers went by (I did, and some old dude came and looked up into the tree. He seemed disappointed when he discovered I wasn't a monkey)? And I made my own song to! To the meow mix tune (I think). "I like cheese, it's so yummy! / It fits snuggly in my tummy! / I love cheese, it's delicious! / Back away or I'll get vicious! / If you take my cheese away, I will have to make you pay! / CHEESE IS COOL!" Plus 2 other verses, but I have a story to write here! Aw, shucks. I'm not a genius, shortyMK2, I'm just mad. Yes. . . And soon, with my raging madness, I shall be bound in a straight jacket! AND WHERE WILL THE MONKEYS BE THEN, shortMK2? WHERE??? ^_^; I am quite an ExK fan, Bian Hu (when I read 'ExT', I automatically think of a brown shriveled up extra terrestrial). And many thanks for reviewing my fairy tale story! It's spiffy of you! ^_^ I am very glad I made you laugh like that, The Dixie Artist! Laughing is funny! . . . *_* But pain is funnier [pokes some random passerby] Heh heh heh. Indeed it is " KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!", Kawaii-sakurasyaoran, although those aren't the exact words I'd use to describe it ^_^
Oh, and one more thing: Kero's letters are meant to be practically grammarless. Read to find out what I mean.
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
We all know Odd World made it; why must we point it out so often?
~Letters to Tomoyo~
OR: Tomoyo's inbox
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: SOOO lonely!!!
Tomoyoooo!
I am so lonely and bored and without sakura to check my punctuation this letter might be one long continuous strand of info I hope that's OK with you? I wanted to go to Hong Kong with sakura but she said no so naturally I hid in her luggage but a drunken eriol sent her an e-mail telling her to check her luggage before she left and she found meee! And I'm booored! Can I go and stay with you? We can eat those yummy cakes your mom always buys? Please please I'm so bored and touya and fujitaka don't make good conversation because whenever I go downstairs to talk to them they act all awkward as if I'm making them uncomfortable! I'm not a social reject I'm classy and charming! Right? Of course I am! So please let me stay over please please? E-mail me your answer!
From: He who is called 'I am' -- Cerberus, God of Class!
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossom101@pinkness.com
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Hong Kong ^_^
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
I'm having such a good time in Hong Kong with Syaoran-kun! I feel really bad for leaving Kero-chan behind, but I wanted to spend time with Syaoran- kun alone, and Kero-chan always shows up in the most inappropriate times -_- ! Remember my first kiss with Syaoran-kun? Kero-chan really did not need to be there! He just popped out of nowhere, shouted, "Slip her the tongue", and threw popcorn at us. Onii-chan heard him and came to see what was happening. . . It really didn't turn out well-_- So that's why I left him behind.
Speaking of Onii-chan, when I finally told him I was going to Hong Kong with Syaoran-kun, he didn't get mad or anything! He just glared and said, "if he lays a finger on you, he'll regret it". Hoeeee!
I'll be sure to send you a post card, and I hope Kero-chan hasn't been bugging you! ^_^
With Luv, Sakura
~*~
From: Takashi Yamazaki fibber_at_large@yahoo.ja
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: An interesting fact!
Konnichiwa Tomoyo-chan!
Did you know that Shakespeare originally wrote the Bible? He was a cult leader and had a huge following! And like some cults, he had ritual sacrifices made to this "God" and this "Jebus" that was supposedly everywhere at once. His most famous murder was that of two young lovers named Romeo and Juliet. It was so world-renowned that people made a play out of it! Now, wasn't that an enlightening fact? I for one shall sleep easier knowing that you know this.
Ja ne! Takashi Yamazaki
~*~
From: Chiharu Mihara liarsshallburn@pinkness.com
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Don't believe his lies!
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
Don't believe Takashi! He is such a liar! I'm sure that he sent you an e- mail that probably had a lie worse than those panda stories he told us.
I knew he sent a lie to you because we were together, doing that Shakespeare project, and he suddenly got that twinkle in his eye (which no one else ever sees because his eyes are always CLOSED! Honestly, it's a wonder he doesn't bump into stuff all the time!) he gets whenever he just thought up a 'story'. I asked him, quite suspicious already, what was up. He said that he had an important e-mail to send to you and ran out of the house. He is so weird. . . but that's why I love him so :-)
--Chiharu
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of The Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Tomoyo! You are the best seriously you are so cool! I am forever indebted to you! I'll be there right away don't you go anywhere I'm a-coming! Ask your mom to buy TEN BILLION cakes! TEN BILLION!!! Seriously! TEN BILLIOOON! So you do that and I'll fly there pronto! Oh and where is your house again?
From: The SUPREME Cerberus!
~*~
From: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: (none)
Dear Tomoyo,
I hope that you are well. Please forgive me for not inviting you to Hong Kong also, but Mother had only said Sakura could come. Besides, it has been nice spending time with Sakura alone. For the most part, anyway. Meilin comes over every other day and my sisters are always squealing, 'oh, you two are such a cute couple!' whenever they see us together. It gets on one's nerve after a while. . .
In any case, I have mailed you to ask what you shall be getting for Sakura's birthday. As you know, it is in a few months, and I want to avoid giving her something similar to what you may buy her. I might but her a necklace, a ring, or a dog that is trained to attack her brother on sight. Which do you think would be nice?
Syaoran Li
~*~
From: Sonomi Daidouji fujitakasucks@daidouji.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Maid
Dear Tomoyo-san,
I believe one of our maids has been stealing from me, my dear. Have you lost anything lately? I sent you this instead of telling you face to face because Jinchi (she's the one I suspect is stealing from us) is always AROUND! She's everywhere I want to be! It's getting on my nerves. At dinnertime, she's just. . . LURKING. She's lurking around in the shadows! Everywhere!
Anyway, I think she's a thief because the day she was in my room, gathering my dirty laundry, was the day I had lost my watch! And remember, dear, when I brought it up at the diner table? Well, she obviously was lurking around then, because the following day she gave me back the watch, but IT WASN'T WORKING! So not only is she stealing my things, she'd breaking them and giving them back!
Your Mother,
Sonomi Daidouji
~*~
From: Sonomi Daidouji fujitakasucks@daidouji.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Re: Okaa-sama, you may just be a tad paranoid. . .
Dear Tomoyo-san,
Well, it is a relief to hear that you have not lost any of your valuables, but I am not paranoid at all! It's just the lurking that gets to me!
Although, your suggestion of me accidentally leaving my watch in a pocket and getting it washed does seem plausible. But I still have my doubts about Jinchi. Also, this may seem crazy, but I've been hearing a loud, southern- accented voice coming from one of the rooms! Have you been hearing this voice also? I don't recall any of the servants having this accent. . . unless it's just Jinchi trying to throw me off.
Your Mother,
Sonomi Daidouji
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Re: About the carrot and spatula incident
I'm getting fed up with everyone pestering me to tell them about the "carrot and spatula incident". The only person I want to tell is Yuki, but Yue always wipes his memory whenever I tell him! I have a feeling Sakura asked him to. Why she stands up for that gaki, I have no clue.
But what I'd really like to know is how everybody gets my e-mail address.
~*~
A/N: Oh, I beg forgiveness, my dear, dear readers! I have not been keeping my promises! I won't make myself an excuse, but let's just say Real Life has been sucking the humour out of most things _
School has been keeping me busy with a vengeance, so I just might keep the chapters updated to every two weeks. Again, please forgive me! You all know what you must do. Review! Tell me whom you want done next! I can make a guess at who will be in demand ^_^ Also, tell me if I made any mistakes or anything. I thank you in advance for your time *bows*.
P.S: I hope no offence was made to any Christians about Yamazaki's little lie. Sooner or later, though, I swear, the Pope'll have me burned. ^_^;;
(Another warning: Four being my favourite number, this is a special Author's Note to talk, joke, mention, and thank all the people who reviewed chapter 3. This may be the longest A/N yet, so skip it if you haven't reviewed the last chapter.)
Woo! I be getting many of the revieweths! This be making me joyous! And in celebration, let us all dance! Woo! But I digress. Thank you all for reading and reviewing the last chapter, despite the complete and utter randomness of it [grins at Aiyomi]. And you know what, L-chan? That's how I got the way I am today. Watch the Lion King a couple of times and permanent brain damage ensues (ARGGHH!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! FOR LIIIFE!). Ripchick2002, I will keep it up, and it is very cool. Hey, when it's 2003, are you going to change your name to 'Ripchick2003'? When I thought up the idea for the kawaii ExK insert in the letter to Tomoyo, kawaii-cherrychan, I WAS literally twirling in the computer chair, squealing. Whoa, it's like some strange cycle, dude . . . sway, man. Very sway. I love Eriol, too, Sakura Angel! Yay! We're like twins! Lil DreameR: it's sad that you're having a writer's block. I hope that reading Eriol's outbox has helped you a bit! Oh, I got one! "Hey, Syaoran, wanna have a little SLEEP OVER?! Grrrrr!" O.O [pauses] . . . yeah . . . Heh. Eriol's bear, your wish has been granted! Doesn't it just make you want to spin in your chair and squeal? Wheeeee! [Dodges rotten vegetables that signify she should stop with the spinney chair thing] Oh, Polgara-C /Eriol drunk /We both can't see / We can't imagine /Him taking a twenty minute pee/ Ooooh, Polgara-C! ^_^ I just made that up! Yay! [Suddenly goes all serious and narrows her eyes] The ending wasn't strange, it was depressing! Alas, everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Besides, I like strange things! Wheeee! Joey, I'll let you in on a little secret. . . I myself did not know what the carrot and spatula incident was until a few days ago. Now don't tell anybody! [Looks around and sees everyone else listening intently] D'OH! Aw well, you'll find out in the next chapter or so . . . Depends on what people suggest. To the Five Kings of Death: When Touya's outbox comes, the you-know-what incident shall be revealed! So I did your other suggestion instead. And it is over mentioned. Very over mentioned. Cherry Blossom Koneko, you are demented. You proved yourself. But have you ever climbed a tree beside a bike path and made monkey noises when bikers went by (I did, and some old dude came and looked up into the tree. He seemed disappointed when he discovered I wasn't a monkey)? And I made my own song to! To the meow mix tune (I think). "I like cheese, it's so yummy! / It fits snuggly in my tummy! / I love cheese, it's delicious! / Back away or I'll get vicious! / If you take my cheese away, I will have to make you pay! / CHEESE IS COOL!" Plus 2 other verses, but I have a story to write here! Aw, shucks. I'm not a genius, shortyMK2, I'm just mad. Yes. . . And soon, with my raging madness, I shall be bound in a straight jacket! AND WHERE WILL THE MONKEYS BE THEN, shortMK2? WHERE??? ^_^; I am quite an ExK fan, Bian Hu (when I read 'ExT', I automatically think of a brown shriveled up extra terrestrial). And many thanks for reviewing my fairy tale story! It's spiffy of you! ^_^ I am very glad I made you laugh like that, The Dixie Artist! Laughing is funny! . . . *_* But pain is funnier [pokes some random passerby] Heh heh heh. Indeed it is " KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!", Kawaii-sakurasyaoran, although those aren't the exact words I'd use to describe it ^_^
Oh, and one more thing: Kero's letters are meant to be practically grammarless. Read to find out what I mean.
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
We all know Odd World made it; why must we point it out so often?
~Letters to Tomoyo~
OR: Tomoyo's inbox
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: SOOO lonely!!!
Tomoyoooo!
I am so lonely and bored and without sakura to check my punctuation this letter might be one long continuous strand of info I hope that's OK with you? I wanted to go to Hong Kong with sakura but she said no so naturally I hid in her luggage but a drunken eriol sent her an e-mail telling her to check her luggage before she left and she found meee! And I'm booored! Can I go and stay with you? We can eat those yummy cakes your mom always buys? Please please I'm so bored and touya and fujitaka don't make good conversation because whenever I go downstairs to talk to them they act all awkward as if I'm making them uncomfortable! I'm not a social reject I'm classy and charming! Right? Of course I am! So please let me stay over please please? E-mail me your answer!
From: He who is called 'I am' -- Cerberus, God of Class!
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossom101@pinkness.com
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Hong Kong ^_^
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
I'm having such a good time in Hong Kong with Syaoran-kun! I feel really bad for leaving Kero-chan behind, but I wanted to spend time with Syaoran- kun alone, and Kero-chan always shows up in the most inappropriate times -_- ! Remember my first kiss with Syaoran-kun? Kero-chan really did not need to be there! He just popped out of nowhere, shouted, "Slip her the tongue", and threw popcorn at us. Onii-chan heard him and came to see what was happening. . . It really didn't turn out well-_- So that's why I left him behind.
Speaking of Onii-chan, when I finally told him I was going to Hong Kong with Syaoran-kun, he didn't get mad or anything! He just glared and said, "if he lays a finger on you, he'll regret it". Hoeeee!
I'll be sure to send you a post card, and I hope Kero-chan hasn't been bugging you! ^_^
With Luv, Sakura
~*~
From: Takashi Yamazaki fibber_at_large@yahoo.ja
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: An interesting fact!
Konnichiwa Tomoyo-chan!
Did you know that Shakespeare originally wrote the Bible? He was a cult leader and had a huge following! And like some cults, he had ritual sacrifices made to this "God" and this "Jebus" that was supposedly everywhere at once. His most famous murder was that of two young lovers named Romeo and Juliet. It was so world-renowned that people made a play out of it! Now, wasn't that an enlightening fact? I for one shall sleep easier knowing that you know this.
Ja ne! Takashi Yamazaki
~*~
From: Chiharu Mihara liarsshallburn@pinkness.com
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Don't believe his lies!
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
Don't believe Takashi! He is such a liar! I'm sure that he sent you an e- mail that probably had a lie worse than those panda stories he told us.
I knew he sent a lie to you because we were together, doing that Shakespeare project, and he suddenly got that twinkle in his eye (which no one else ever sees because his eyes are always CLOSED! Honestly, it's a wonder he doesn't bump into stuff all the time!) he gets whenever he just thought up a 'story'. I asked him, quite suspicious already, what was up. He said that he had an important e-mail to send to you and ran out of the house. He is so weird. . . but that's why I love him so :-)
--Chiharu
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of The Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Tomoyo! You are the best seriously you are so cool! I am forever indebted to you! I'll be there right away don't you go anywhere I'm a-coming! Ask your mom to buy TEN BILLION cakes! TEN BILLION!!! Seriously! TEN BILLIOOON! So you do that and I'll fly there pronto! Oh and where is your house again?
From: The SUPREME Cerberus!
~*~
From: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: (none)
Dear Tomoyo,
I hope that you are well. Please forgive me for not inviting you to Hong Kong also, but Mother had only said Sakura could come. Besides, it has been nice spending time with Sakura alone. For the most part, anyway. Meilin comes over every other day and my sisters are always squealing, 'oh, you two are such a cute couple!' whenever they see us together. It gets on one's nerve after a while. . .
In any case, I have mailed you to ask what you shall be getting for Sakura's birthday. As you know, it is in a few months, and I want to avoid giving her something similar to what you may buy her. I might but her a necklace, a ring, or a dog that is trained to attack her brother on sight. Which do you think would be nice?
Syaoran Li
~*~
From: Sonomi Daidouji fujitakasucks@daidouji.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Maid
Dear Tomoyo-san,
I believe one of our maids has been stealing from me, my dear. Have you lost anything lately? I sent you this instead of telling you face to face because Jinchi (she's the one I suspect is stealing from us) is always AROUND! She's everywhere I want to be! It's getting on my nerves. At dinnertime, she's just. . . LURKING. She's lurking around in the shadows! Everywhere!
Anyway, I think she's a thief because the day she was in my room, gathering my dirty laundry, was the day I had lost my watch! And remember, dear, when I brought it up at the diner table? Well, she obviously was lurking around then, because the following day she gave me back the watch, but IT WASN'T WORKING! So not only is she stealing my things, she'd breaking them and giving them back!
Your Mother,
Sonomi Daidouji
~*~
From: Sonomi Daidouji fujitakasucks@daidouji.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Re: Okaa-sama, you may just be a tad paranoid. . .
Dear Tomoyo-san,
Well, it is a relief to hear that you have not lost any of your valuables, but I am not paranoid at all! It's just the lurking that gets to me!
Although, your suggestion of me accidentally leaving my watch in a pocket and getting it washed does seem plausible. But I still have my doubts about Jinchi. Also, this may seem crazy, but I've been hearing a loud, southern- accented voice coming from one of the rooms! Have you been hearing this voice also? I don't recall any of the servants having this accent. . . unless it's just Jinchi trying to throw me off.
Your Mother,
Sonomi Daidouji
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Re: About the carrot and spatula incident
I'm getting fed up with everyone pestering me to tell them about the "carrot and spatula incident". The only person I want to tell is Yuki, but Yue always wipes his memory whenever I tell him! I have a feeling Sakura asked him to. Why she stands up for that gaki, I have no clue.
But what I'd really like to know is how everybody gets my e-mail address.
~*~
A/N: Oh, I beg forgiveness, my dear, dear readers! I have not been keeping my promises! I won't make myself an excuse, but let's just say Real Life has been sucking the humour out of most things _
School has been keeping me busy with a vengeance, so I just might keep the chapters updated to every two weeks. Again, please forgive me! You all know what you must do. Review! Tell me whom you want done next! I can make a guess at who will be in demand ^_^ Also, tell me if I made any mistakes or anything. I thank you in advance for your time *bows*.
P.S: I hope no offence was made to any Christians about Yamazaki's little lie. Sooner or later, though, I swear, the Pope'll have me burned. ^_^;;