Disclaimer: If you want a freaking disclaimer, look at the last freaking
chapter you freaking lunatic.
I am SO sorry I didn't e-mail update all of you, but I went to my Review page to find everyone's e-mail address and it said, "story not found"! I mean, I have some of your addresses, but lots of new people had reviewed and I didn't really think it would be very fair. Gah, this is what I get for not writing down my reviewer's address as soon as I get their review -_-
Oh, and I'm sorry it took so long for me to update. See below for an explanation.
*Whistles* This is really getting A LOT of reviews! And some peoples are reading my other stories, too- I'm glad I've sparked an interest ^_^ Oh, and congrats to Lady Kazune Kikenshi who- although not reviewing the last chapter- has made reviewer 66. Mwahaha, spread the evilness! Much thanks to ShortyMK2 for introducing me to "Oh My Gods"! Hilarious!
Pope: Should I execute this "Odd World" girl?
Magic Eight Ball: Yes. She's the only thing that stands in our way!
Pope: *blink* O.o
Now, I have to credit Polgara C for one of the e-mails in here (it will probably turn out to be more than one, in later chapters), and I have to credit The Dixie Artist for the mafia idea. Now go forth, and laugh!
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
Shamelessly written by the fantastically strange: Odd World
~Letters from Cerberus~
OR: Kero's Outbox
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: YO!!!
Hey Moody Moony!
I just wanted to tell you about Prozac. They're happy pills. Happy happy pills. I recommend that you take some. And did you know that they also have pills that deal with your condition? Schizophrenic pills!
You should get your own address and stop using Yupipo's. But you wouldn't NEED to if you'd take the pills! Pretty wicked, huh?
From: Cerberus!!! The Best in the West and the Beast of the East!
PS: Didja hear about the carrot and spatula incident? I was playing video games when all of a sudden I heard this high-pitched squeal! Sakura won't tell me what happened. She is so mean sometimes.
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: If I were to rate your suckiness on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd choose 12
Scum,
I know something you don't know! Do-da! Do-da! It involves Touya and the mafia! Do-da-do-da-day!
From: The Cool One
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Re: I know where you can shove your pills.
Moody Moony!
You have some serious issues. It was just a suggestion; I didn't mean any offense or anything. And yes, I do get Sakura to spell check some of my letters, why are you so surprised? Was that supposed to be some kinda insult?!
From: The Sun God
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com, Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org, Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org, Eriol Hiiragizawa concentrated_evil@darkmagicians.com, Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org, Nakuru Akizuki 2cute4u@guardian.org, Kaho Mizuki priestessofthemoon@darkmagicians.com, Spinel Sun blacksun@guardian.org, Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.com, Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
Subject: Questionnaire Thingy-Ma-Bobbin
Starting Time: 3:02 A.M.
Date- Uh. . . School is starting tomorrow. Or today. In a few hours, anyway.
Name on Birth Certificate- I never had a birth certificate, but my registry in that old Council of Magicians is 'Cerberus'.
Nicknames- Kero-chan, and the brat calls me a stuffed animal. I hate him. I hate him to hell.
Age- . . . I forgot.
Birth date- Ha! Wouldn't you like to know!
School- Western. That's what it's asking, right?
Location- Sakura's place.
Height- My full height is enough to crush that Li boy.
Shoe Size- Don't wear shoes, but if I did, it'd be a classy size!
Hair colour- My fur is a classy gold colour.
Brothers/Sisters- Does Moody Moony count as a brother? Well, if he does: Yue. And in some weird way, Suppi and Ruby Moon are like my brothers/sisters, aren't they?
Who lives with you- Sakura, Fujitaka, Touya, and my lovable new teddy bear named Pokey the Hokey! (She was a souvenir from Hong Kong)
When's your bedtime- Whenever I finish playing my nightly video game.
------RIGHT NOW-------
Wearing- To tell the truth, Sakura's panties. They're fulfilling in a way. . .
Feeling- Fulfilled. (thanks to these amazingly versatile underwear)
Eating- Pudding
Drinking- Pudding.
Inhaling- Pudding.
Thinking about- Pudding, Sakura's panties, and the numerous similarities between them.
Listening to- Touya and Yukito making out. (Do they EVER give it a rest?!)
Talking to- Heh, I think we all know the answer to that! . . . Sakura's panties.
Watching- Pudding. And Touya and Yukito making out on the couch. They're like animals! It's so disgusting I can't look away!
-------IN THE LAST 24 HOURS-------
Cried- NEVER!!!
Worn a skirt- Yes.
Met someone new- Pudding.
Cleaned your room- HA!
Done laundry- Amazingly enough, no.
Drove a car- Yeah, then I crashed into a fire hydrant. Please don't tell Fujitaka.
-------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
Yourself- Yes! I'm the coolest, the classiest, smartest, handsomest, greatest thing since modern yaki! No, I take that back. . . I'm tied in first with modern yaki.
Your friends- I'd trust pudding with my life. Anyone else just can't compete with me.
Santa- People still believe in that old fool? Well, children- I met Mr. Nicholas, and he's a thieving drunk who owes me two pints of beer!
Tooth fairy- No. She reminds me too much of Eriol.
Destiny/fate- There are no coincidences in this world.
Angels- Pudding.
Ghosts- Yes, yes I do.
UFO's- Huh? Unidentified Food Omissions? Yes, and I think it's a big government conspiracy
-------FRIENDS AND LIFE-------
Who have you known the longest of your friends?- Clow, but he's dead.
Who's the weirdest?- Clow, even in death. And that Li boy, for not finding me charming. And Sakura, for hiding a naked picture of that Li boy in her panty drawer (thanks a lot, Sakura! I had to wash my eyes with scalding water!). And Tomoyo, for not wanting to film me all the time. And Yue, for being so MOODY! Oh, the list can go oooooon.
Who do you go to for advice?- The Great Cerberus does not need advice!!!
Best feeling in the world- Eating sweet things, and wearing Sakura's underwear.
Worst feeling in the world- Hunger, the lack of Sakura's underwear, and solitude.
Who will respond to this e-mail the fastest?- Probably Sakura, nagging me not to go into her underwear drawer anymore, or Yue, just to insult my intelligence, which is too great to be truly insultable, so TOUGH LUCK, MOODY MOONY!!!
Who will you send this to that won't respond- I think every one I sent this to will respond in some way. "Stop watching me and Yuki make out! That's the third time this week!" or "Cerberus, I greatly resent being related to you in anyway, so please don't broadcast it." or "The tooth Fairy does NOT look like me, you mahogany walrus! Oh, and guess how much beer I had now? It's not my fault, it's Clow! Just because I'm his reincarnation or incarnation- I can never get that right, the bitch - doesn't mean it's all my fault!." THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL WHINEY BABIES. Get over yourselves and start doing things right! Like worshipping me, for instance.
Who sent this to you?- Well, it wasn't really sent TO me; the guy typed in the wrong e-mail address. I liked it so much, though, that I decided to share it with all of you!
Finish time- 3:38 A.M. (it's hard to write with these claws, you know)
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: You stupid stuffed animal!
Well, Li, if you didn't want me to send that questionnaire thingy, you wouldn't have given me your e-mail address! Oh, but wait, you didn't! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And, no, I don't know ANYTHING about those men with crowbars who attacked you last night. I mean, what are the chances that SOMEONE (coughtouyacough) hired some sort of MOB (coughyakuzascough) to ATTACK you with various weapons?
HA!
From: Cerberus, commander of the Pudding spirits!
P.S: Since I'm absolutely CERTAIN those strange men broke one of your limbs, when the cast dries, can I sign it? Pleeeease?
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Re: Konnichiwa, Kero-chan!
For the last time, Tomoyo, I don't know what the carrot and spatula incident is! That night, I was watching Touya and Yukito making out on the couch, and then Yukito brought out this carrot and I decided I didn't want to see whatever was going to happen next, so I went upstairs to play video games. After a while, I heard Yukito leave. Then at around midnight, I heard the door open again, and, two minutes later, I heard this really loud squeal! So, that's all I know. Stop asking me about it now, okay?
And I don't think I can smuggle one of Sakura's panties over to your house without her noticing. Why do you ask?
From: Cerberus the Cutely Cool
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Eriol Hiiragizawa concentrated_evil@darkmagicians.org
Subject: Re: Tooth Fairy.
Eriol,
Face it. The tooth fairy looks like you. It doesn't matter if she has the evil look all wrong; she still looks EXACTLY like you, except she's wearing a tutu. Even her magic wand is identical to your staff! Just admit it!
From: Cerberus, the superior creation of Clow!
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Re: Surprise, surprise. It's about your 'questionnaire'.
Yue, I honestly don't care if your Bunny doesn't like it when I'm watching him and Touya tongue wrestle. And it's not like I do it ALL the time. I don't. I swear.
From: Cerberus, the yang to your yin, the Coolness to you SCHIZOPHRENIC MOODYNESS
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
Subject: Re: You perverted little teddy bear!
In answer to all your questions. . .
Yes, yes, yes.
I meant naked. No, naked. No, NAKED. As in nude, bare, exposed, undressed, stripped. And yes, I do too.
No, I did not know that was your car. And I can only guess at how you'll TRY to kill me.
From: Cerberus the IMMORTAL.
Original Message:
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
Subject: You perverted little teddy bear!
Thing,
Let me get this straight.
You wear my sister's panties, stuffing your face with pudding that I bought for Yuki and me, while watching me and Yuki make out?! I knew about the last part, but the first two really get to me.
And when you said a NAKED picture, did you mean NAKED? Or half naked? Or visible to the naked eye? Because I know when I see the gaki I feel like washing my eyes with scalding water.
Did you know that was MY CAR that you crashed into the fire hydrant, not Otou-san's? Do you know how I'm going to kill you?
~*~
A/N- Ha! Another ending with Touya! I go!
And it seems that Eriol's prediction about Syaoran getting attacked was true. . . Mwahaha! Not like I had anything to do with that!
We all knew the day would come ever since the word of the carrot and spatula incident got out. The rating has been raised to PG 13, to keep the CardCaptors-loving kiddies safe in their delusional world.
About the lack of updates: Life sucks. There's more to that, but I doubt anyone cares. All you writers know what I'm talking about anyway. Remember to tell me if this chapter was worse than the other ones; I'll see what I can do.
So keep on reviewing: even though the page has disappeared, I still get your reviews sent to me by e-mail (go FF.net! that was a good call!), and those cheer me up a lot. Especially if they're long ones, or if they're helpful, and they make suggestions! But even if you just want to say, "hey, I read this story and I (a) liked it a lot (b) hated it you man-bitch, why don't you just DIE and make the world a better place" then whatever. I, too, know what it's like to be lazier than a dead snail.
Speaking of laziness, tell me what you want to see next! I'm thinking of a certain sexy Moon Guardian. . . Two guesses who. Mwahahaha! Bow before my EVILNESS! And bye for now!
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I am SO sorry I didn't e-mail update all of you, but I went to my Review page to find everyone's e-mail address and it said, "story not found"! I mean, I have some of your addresses, but lots of new people had reviewed and I didn't really think it would be very fair. Gah, this is what I get for not writing down my reviewer's address as soon as I get their review -_-
Oh, and I'm sorry it took so long for me to update. See below for an explanation.
*Whistles* This is really getting A LOT of reviews! And some peoples are reading my other stories, too- I'm glad I've sparked an interest ^_^ Oh, and congrats to Lady Kazune Kikenshi who- although not reviewing the last chapter- has made reviewer 66. Mwahaha, spread the evilness! Much thanks to ShortyMK2 for introducing me to "Oh My Gods"! Hilarious!
Pope: Should I execute this "Odd World" girl?
Magic Eight Ball: Yes. She's the only thing that stands in our way!
Pope: *blink* O.o
Now, I have to credit Polgara C for one of the e-mails in here (it will probably turn out to be more than one, in later chapters), and I have to credit The Dixie Artist for the mafia idea. Now go forth, and laugh!
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
Shamelessly written by the fantastically strange: Odd World
~Letters from Cerberus~
OR: Kero's Outbox
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: YO!!!
Hey Moody Moony!
I just wanted to tell you about Prozac. They're happy pills. Happy happy pills. I recommend that you take some. And did you know that they also have pills that deal with your condition? Schizophrenic pills!
You should get your own address and stop using Yupipo's. But you wouldn't NEED to if you'd take the pills! Pretty wicked, huh?
From: Cerberus!!! The Best in the West and the Beast of the East!
PS: Didja hear about the carrot and spatula incident? I was playing video games when all of a sudden I heard this high-pitched squeal! Sakura won't tell me what happened. She is so mean sometimes.
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: If I were to rate your suckiness on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd choose 12
Scum,
I know something you don't know! Do-da! Do-da! It involves Touya and the mafia! Do-da-do-da-day!
From: The Cool One
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Re: I know where you can shove your pills.
Moody Moony!
You have some serious issues. It was just a suggestion; I didn't mean any offense or anything. And yes, I do get Sakura to spell check some of my letters, why are you so surprised? Was that supposed to be some kinda insult?!
From: The Sun God
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com, Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org, Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org, Eriol Hiiragizawa concentrated_evil@darkmagicians.com, Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org, Nakuru Akizuki 2cute4u@guardian.org, Kaho Mizuki priestessofthemoon@darkmagicians.com, Spinel Sun blacksun@guardian.org, Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.com, Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
Subject: Questionnaire Thingy-Ma-Bobbin
Starting Time: 3:02 A.M.
Date- Uh. . . School is starting tomorrow. Or today. In a few hours, anyway.
Name on Birth Certificate- I never had a birth certificate, but my registry in that old Council of Magicians is 'Cerberus'.
Nicknames- Kero-chan, and the brat calls me a stuffed animal. I hate him. I hate him to hell.
Age- . . . I forgot.
Birth date- Ha! Wouldn't you like to know!
School- Western. That's what it's asking, right?
Location- Sakura's place.
Height- My full height is enough to crush that Li boy.
Shoe Size- Don't wear shoes, but if I did, it'd be a classy size!
Hair colour- My fur is a classy gold colour.
Brothers/Sisters- Does Moody Moony count as a brother? Well, if he does: Yue. And in some weird way, Suppi and Ruby Moon are like my brothers/sisters, aren't they?
Who lives with you- Sakura, Fujitaka, Touya, and my lovable new teddy bear named Pokey the Hokey! (She was a souvenir from Hong Kong)
When's your bedtime- Whenever I finish playing my nightly video game.
------RIGHT NOW-------
Wearing- To tell the truth, Sakura's panties. They're fulfilling in a way. . .
Feeling- Fulfilled. (thanks to these amazingly versatile underwear)
Eating- Pudding
Drinking- Pudding.
Inhaling- Pudding.
Thinking about- Pudding, Sakura's panties, and the numerous similarities between them.
Listening to- Touya and Yukito making out. (Do they EVER give it a rest?!)
Talking to- Heh, I think we all know the answer to that! . . . Sakura's panties.
Watching- Pudding. And Touya and Yukito making out on the couch. They're like animals! It's so disgusting I can't look away!
-------IN THE LAST 24 HOURS-------
Cried- NEVER!!!
Worn a skirt- Yes.
Met someone new- Pudding.
Cleaned your room- HA!
Done laundry- Amazingly enough, no.
Drove a car- Yeah, then I crashed into a fire hydrant. Please don't tell Fujitaka.
-------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
Yourself- Yes! I'm the coolest, the classiest, smartest, handsomest, greatest thing since modern yaki! No, I take that back. . . I'm tied in first with modern yaki.
Your friends- I'd trust pudding with my life. Anyone else just can't compete with me.
Santa- People still believe in that old fool? Well, children- I met Mr. Nicholas, and he's a thieving drunk who owes me two pints of beer!
Tooth fairy- No. She reminds me too much of Eriol.
Destiny/fate- There are no coincidences in this world.
Angels- Pudding.
Ghosts- Yes, yes I do.
UFO's- Huh? Unidentified Food Omissions? Yes, and I think it's a big government conspiracy
-------FRIENDS AND LIFE-------
Who have you known the longest of your friends?- Clow, but he's dead.
Who's the weirdest?- Clow, even in death. And that Li boy, for not finding me charming. And Sakura, for hiding a naked picture of that Li boy in her panty drawer (thanks a lot, Sakura! I had to wash my eyes with scalding water!). And Tomoyo, for not wanting to film me all the time. And Yue, for being so MOODY! Oh, the list can go oooooon.
Who do you go to for advice?- The Great Cerberus does not need advice!!!
Best feeling in the world- Eating sweet things, and wearing Sakura's underwear.
Worst feeling in the world- Hunger, the lack of Sakura's underwear, and solitude.
Who will respond to this e-mail the fastest?- Probably Sakura, nagging me not to go into her underwear drawer anymore, or Yue, just to insult my intelligence, which is too great to be truly insultable, so TOUGH LUCK, MOODY MOONY!!!
Who will you send this to that won't respond- I think every one I sent this to will respond in some way. "Stop watching me and Yuki make out! That's the third time this week!" or "Cerberus, I greatly resent being related to you in anyway, so please don't broadcast it." or "The tooth Fairy does NOT look like me, you mahogany walrus! Oh, and guess how much beer I had now? It's not my fault, it's Clow! Just because I'm his reincarnation or incarnation- I can never get that right, the bitch - doesn't mean it's all my fault!." THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL WHINEY BABIES. Get over yourselves and start doing things right! Like worshipping me, for instance.
Who sent this to you?- Well, it wasn't really sent TO me; the guy typed in the wrong e-mail address. I liked it so much, though, that I decided to share it with all of you!
Finish time- 3:38 A.M. (it's hard to write with these claws, you know)
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: You stupid stuffed animal!
Well, Li, if you didn't want me to send that questionnaire thingy, you wouldn't have given me your e-mail address! Oh, but wait, you didn't! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And, no, I don't know ANYTHING about those men with crowbars who attacked you last night. I mean, what are the chances that SOMEONE (coughtouyacough) hired some sort of MOB (coughyakuzascough) to ATTACK you with various weapons?
HA!
From: Cerberus, commander of the Pudding spirits!
P.S: Since I'm absolutely CERTAIN those strange men broke one of your limbs, when the cast dries, can I sign it? Pleeeease?
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org
Subject: Re: Konnichiwa, Kero-chan!
For the last time, Tomoyo, I don't know what the carrot and spatula incident is! That night, I was watching Touya and Yukito making out on the couch, and then Yukito brought out this carrot and I decided I didn't want to see whatever was going to happen next, so I went upstairs to play video games. After a while, I heard Yukito leave. Then at around midnight, I heard the door open again, and, two minutes later, I heard this really loud squeal! So, that's all I know. Stop asking me about it now, okay?
And I don't think I can smuggle one of Sakura's panties over to your house without her noticing. Why do you ask?
From: Cerberus the Cutely Cool
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Eriol Hiiragizawa concentrated_evil@darkmagicians.org
Subject: Re: Tooth Fairy.
Eriol,
Face it. The tooth fairy looks like you. It doesn't matter if she has the evil look all wrong; she still looks EXACTLY like you, except she's wearing a tutu. Even her magic wand is identical to your staff! Just admit it!
From: Cerberus, the superior creation of Clow!
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Re: Surprise, surprise. It's about your 'questionnaire'.
Yue, I honestly don't care if your Bunny doesn't like it when I'm watching him and Touya tongue wrestle. And it's not like I do it ALL the time. I don't. I swear.
From: Cerberus, the yang to your yin, the Coolness to you SCHIZOPHRENIC MOODYNESS
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
Subject: Re: You perverted little teddy bear!
In answer to all your questions. . .
Yes, yes, yes.
I meant naked. No, naked. No, NAKED. As in nude, bare, exposed, undressed, stripped. And yes, I do too.
No, I did not know that was your car. And I can only guess at how you'll TRY to kill me.
From: Cerberus the IMMORTAL.
Original Message:
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
Subject: You perverted little teddy bear!
Thing,
Let me get this straight.
You wear my sister's panties, stuffing your face with pudding that I bought for Yuki and me, while watching me and Yuki make out?! I knew about the last part, but the first two really get to me.
And when you said a NAKED picture, did you mean NAKED? Or half naked? Or visible to the naked eye? Because I know when I see the gaki I feel like washing my eyes with scalding water.
Did you know that was MY CAR that you crashed into the fire hydrant, not Otou-san's? Do you know how I'm going to kill you?
~*~
A/N- Ha! Another ending with Touya! I go!
And it seems that Eriol's prediction about Syaoran getting attacked was true. . . Mwahaha! Not like I had anything to do with that!
We all knew the day would come ever since the word of the carrot and spatula incident got out. The rating has been raised to PG 13, to keep the CardCaptors-loving kiddies safe in their delusional world.
About the lack of updates: Life sucks. There's more to that, but I doubt anyone cares. All you writers know what I'm talking about anyway. Remember to tell me if this chapter was worse than the other ones; I'll see what I can do.
So keep on reviewing: even though the page has disappeared, I still get your reviews sent to me by e-mail (go FF.net! that was a good call!), and those cheer me up a lot. Especially if they're long ones, or if they're helpful, and they make suggestions! But even if you just want to say, "hey, I read this story and I (a) liked it a lot (b) hated it you man-bitch, why don't you just DIE and make the world a better place" then whatever. I, too, know what it's like to be lazier than a dead snail.
Speaking of laziness, tell me what you want to see next! I'm thinking of a certain sexy Moon Guardian. . . Two guesses who. Mwahahaha! Bow before my EVILNESS! And bye for now!
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