Disclaimer: The pig is in the city. Birds take wing to therapy sessions. I
do not own Card Captor Sakura.
There were no e-mail updates because time did not permit them. My apologies.
I'm working on this chapter faster than a chimp on a typewriter! Well, not really. Anyway, here it goes, the grand banana, the chapter that delves into the psyche (or at least, the e-mails) of the two most sought after lust objects in Card Captor Sakura (second only to Touya), YUE AND YUKITO!!! Oh, and the carrot and spatula thing gets revealed.
Readers: FINALLY, YOU WHORE! AFTER FIVE CHAPTERS OF INTENTIONAL ABUSE!
Hey! I had to drag it on like that! It's the art of suspense! What? Stop looking at me like that! God dammit, just go read the fic. And much thanks to my buddy Kyle for some of the ideas used in this chapter.
Note: Nakuru's letter will make no sense. Don't try to decipher it; there is no secret code or anything. She's a rambling lunatic. Literally. (See: lunatic. Someone who is affected by the phases of the moon.)
Card Captor Sakura Gets A Computer
Written by a vast army of chimps. Posted under Odd World's name, who is, in fact, a chimp herself.
~Letters to Yue~
OR: Yukito's Inbox
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: (none)
This is to Yuki. But first, a little message to Yue: Stop wiping Yuki's memory. I want him to know about the carrot and spatula thing. If you don't let him read and remember this e-mail, I just might let it slip to a certain winged teddy bear that a certain someone likes me to dress up in a certain pirate costume. So keep that in mind.
All right. Yuki, remember that night when you brought a carrot to scare away that Kero thing? You said that Yue thought it would be a good idea; he said that Kero wouldn't want to know what it was going to be used for so he'd stop watching us after you brought it out. That was the same night we used The Spatula, incase you don't recall. Well, that night, after you left, I fell asleep on the couch. But I woke up when I heard the Li and my sister come in the house. I heard them whispering to each other, oblivious to my presence. They were both going to Sakura's room. Together. Alone. So I grabbed the carrot and threw it at the back of the brat's head. He turned around to see me coming after him with The Spatula, and I swear, Yuki- the kid screamed so loud and shrilly that I nearly mistook it for my sister's voice. Anyhow, I got him with The Spatula and he was out for an hour. That's it. That's the infamous carrot and spatula incident.
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Sicko!
Moody Moony,
Tell Touya to stop! Yesterday he got off the phone with Yukito with this weird look on his face, and he walked up to me and told me EVERYTHING about you two's disturbingly kinky sex life! PIRATES, Yue?! For the love of all things sweet and holy, PIRATES?! He just wouldn't shut up! PIRATES!!!! I thought it was bad enough when Yukito brought out that carrot the other day, but you, my dear Yue, YOU take the cake! And now whenever Touya sees me he tells me something new- the list GOES ON- and I hate it! I didn't know Clow made you capable of some of those things he told me. AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH PIRATES?!!!?
From: Cerberus, the un-KINKY AND DISTURBING creation of Clow!
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Hello!
Dear Yukito-san,
I hope you are doing well! I just wrote to ask you a favor. There seems to be a problem with Onii-chan. Whenever he sees Kero-chan, he gets this strange look on his face and he whispers something into Kero-chan's ear. Whatever he is saying is really disturbing Kero-chan, because he just starts screaming in horror, zooming to my room. When I go to ask what is wrong, he just keeps on repeating something about pirates! I don't know if you can help, please just talk to Onii-chan.
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
P.S: If you can't do anything, perhaps Yue can try to deal with Onii-chan.
~*~
From: monthlypics@piratefetish.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Yaar, matey! Time to do some plundering!
Lo, there, Yue !!!
This Month:
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From: Nakuru Akizuki 2cute4u@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Re: The nature of us.
Hello Yukito-kun!
Honestly, I'm not too sure if me and Ruby Moon's condition is the same as you and Yue's. It's like, you know, I AM Ruby Moon, and, like, you AREN'T Yue, you know? Well, you are, but it's not like me, in a way, kind of. 'Cause I know Ruby, and I am her, but I'm not, like Yue, where you are him, but you aren't, you know? But we're different because, it's like, Ruby and I share minds, like, we have ONE and you have TWO, one for Yue and one for you. Or, probably, you have THREE minds, compared to me and Ruby, who have ONE. You know, one for you, one for Yue, and one where you and Yue meet, like a Venn diagram! You know, those two circles that overlap and are, like, all Venn-ish and diagram-ish and stuff? Well, a Venn diagram only has two circles, but it has 3 spaces, not counting the space around. Okay. So let's recap; we are different, because Ruby and me have one mind, and you and Yue have two. Or three. Or infinite, in a way, but, whatever. So does that answer your question? I guess not, hm? Well, I can explain it like this: there's this meadow, okay? Not a real meadow, but, like, a metaphoric meadow. Get it? And there's, like, two of them. So there are two metaphoric meadows. Now, one is my meadow. It has this really rotten wooden gate running through the middle, okay? And, like, there's this open swinging gate door. That's Ruby and me in a nutshell - or rather, as a meadow. There are two separate thingies, but in the end it's the same thingy, just with a thingy down its thingy. Okay? And the other meadow, it has this huge ass gate down the middle of it, like; it's a super duper huge brick wall (because Yue's such a hard ass). So, one side of the meadow is isolated from the other side, so it has all these different flowers and whatever, but it's the SAME MEADOW. Get it? But seriously, don't worry about these things. Just keep on shagging Touya, okay, because you just KNOW there are a legion of girls who'd KILL just to sniff his crap.
You shouldn't get so angsty about being a false-form. It just doesn't suit your pretty face! Anyways, I have to go sugar-up Suppi. Oh, and do you mind telling me how you use carrots with Touya-kun? Because ever since I read Kero-chan's questionnaire thingy, I've been just burning with curiosity. So, yeah, see you later.
Were you stunned? Were you turned on? Or were you just so breath taken with the whole beauty of it that you passed out? If you were, then you just know. . .
. . . It was from Nakuru Akizuki.
~*~
From: Spinel Sun blacksun@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org, Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com, Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org, Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org, Eriol Hiiragizawa concentrated_evil@darkmagicians.com, Nakuru Akizuki 2cute4u@guardian.org, Kaho Mizuki priestessofthemoon@darkmagicians.com, Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org, Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja, Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
Subject: Fwd: Questionnaire thingy-ma-bobbin
Starting Time: 5:34 pm
Date- May 1st [***]
Name on Birth Certificate- I don't have a Birth Certificate, since I wasn't actually 'birthed'. But my full and PROPER name is Spinel Sun
Nicknames- No comment.
Age- That is lost to me; to stay Sakura's age, Eriol cast a bunch of these strange time spells that really knocked the sense out of Ruby and me for quite some time . . . well, Ruby's sense is always knocked out of her, so there wasn't much change there. Perhaps she remembers.
Birth date- I actually don't know
School- Eastern.
Location- Eriol Hiiragizawa's manor.
Height- False form- approx. 30cm (without the tail). True form- approx. 3m (stretched out, no tail)
Shoe Size- I have no need of shoes.
Hair colour- Black. Which happens to be Eriol's favourite colour.
Brothers/Sisters- Technically, Ruby Moon is my . . . sibling. I do not consider Cerberus or Yue to be my brothers.
Who lives with you- Eriol Hiiragizawa, Mizuki-sensei, Ruby Moon
When's your bedtime- 9:30 pm
------RIGHT NOW-------
Wearing- My chest-plate. (I need to be in my true-form to type. As does Cerberus. Which makes me wonder: don't Kinomoto-san or Yue mind that a large lion is staring at them as they make love?)
Feeling- Angry. Yesterday, Ruby somehow managed to slip sugar into my morning coffee. . . A rather large amount of sugar. I don't remember what had happened, but Eriol tells me I was rather persistent on renting the Lion King 2.
Eating- Nothing
Drinking- Nothing
Inhaling- Air. What else? And I think you would be dead, Cerberus, if you inhaled pudding.
Thinking about- How to have my revenge on Ruby Moon. Can blenders shear expensive brand-name women's clothes?
Listening to- Eriol singing something to Mizuki-sensei. Ruby finds it rather annoying, but Eriol-san insists that it is his right to "serenade his love-bunny". Love-bunny. He actually says that.
Talking to- No one.
Watching- Ruby Moon making funny faces at me through a nearby window. The pain she goes through just to irritate me is astounding. I wonder what would happen if I open the window, right in her face . . . We ARE three stories up, after all . . .
-------IN THE LAST 24 HOURS-------
Cried- No. Well, maybe while watching the Lion King 2, but I can't remember. Sugar does that to me.
Worn a skirt- Probably. Ruby takes advantage of my drunken states to dress me up and take embarrassing photos of me.
Met someone new- Maybe. Once, when I was intoxicated with sugar, I somehow spat into the Emperor of Japan's teacup.
Cleaned your room- No. That's what servants are for.
Done laundry- No, but I have been stuffed into a washer machine. Courtesy of Ruby Moon.
Drove a car- Perhaps.
-------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
Yourself- Yes.
Your friends- Yes. But for the record, Ruby Moon is not my friend.
Santa- No. I wouldn't trust that fat git to clean a chimney much less fly down one to deliver gifts.
Tooth fairy- No, she steals my teeth and leaves a mere quarter in it's place. And she DOES share certain similarities with my master.
Destiny/fate- Yes.
Angels- In a way.
Ghosts- Yes.
UFO's- No, but I do believe there is life out there, if not intelligent. I have a theory that Clow Reed-sama may have been an alien.
-------FRIENDS AND LIFE-------
Who have you known the longest of your friends?- Eriol Hiiragizawa.
Who's the weirdest?- I'd say Ruby Moon, but she is, according to the record, not my friend. I now say Cerberus.
Who do you go to for advice?- Mizuki-sensei -- she's very clever, if not a tad air-headed.
Best feeling in the world- Tranquility.
Worst feeling in the world- Eating sweet things.
Who will respond to this e-mail the fastest?- Ruby Moon; asking why I won't be her friend and saying that she's mine so why can't we just be happy friends together. As per usual. Eriol; insisting that he doesn't look like the Tooth Fairy.
Who will you send this to that won't respond- Kinomoto-san and/or Yue. They are a rather quiet type.
Who sent this to you?- Cerberus
Finish time- 6:10. My claws haven't been filed in a while, so they keep on slipping off the keys.
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Yuktio Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: (none)
Yue,
I DID warn you, after all. I have only told the stuffed animal thing, and I don't think it will tell anyone else. It's already traumatized enough as it is. And the carrot and spatula thing isn't as great, weird, and strange as it's cracked up to be. Can you just let it slide and allow Yuki to know? I know my sister told you to keep it from him, but you could always show him in an off-handed way that wouldn't be really breaking her orders as much as bending them a little. . .
Oh, and can you refresh my memory: who in hell is Spinel Sun?
~*~
A/N: Ta-dah! Are you disappointed? Did the Carrot and Spatula thing just not add up to your expectations? Heh, doesn't it just make you ANGRY? Because I know I'd be ANGRY. I'd be very ANGRY indeed.
I'm sorry if this chapter seems a little on the short side, but I needed to finish it quick because tonight I'm leaving and I won't be back 'til the 30th! So, consider this a last birthday present to my wonderful readers. I'll try to work on the next chapter while I'm away. . . but no guarantees. So, the next update may in a while.
So, tell me what you want next, people, because I honestly have no clue! Toodles!
[***] If you check last chapter, you'll see that Kero-chan's chain letter took place before school starts. In Japan, school starts sometime in April, so I'm just taking a wild stab here at making a coherent time-line. Oh, and can someone tell me when the Japanese summer vacation starts, please?
There were no e-mail updates because time did not permit them. My apologies.
I'm working on this chapter faster than a chimp on a typewriter! Well, not really. Anyway, here it goes, the grand banana, the chapter that delves into the psyche (or at least, the e-mails) of the two most sought after lust objects in Card Captor Sakura (second only to Touya), YUE AND YUKITO!!! Oh, and the carrot and spatula thing gets revealed.
Readers: FINALLY, YOU WHORE! AFTER FIVE CHAPTERS OF INTENTIONAL ABUSE!
Hey! I had to drag it on like that! It's the art of suspense! What? Stop looking at me like that! God dammit, just go read the fic. And much thanks to my buddy Kyle for some of the ideas used in this chapter.
Note: Nakuru's letter will make no sense. Don't try to decipher it; there is no secret code or anything. She's a rambling lunatic. Literally. (See: lunatic. Someone who is affected by the phases of the moon.)
Card Captor Sakura Gets A Computer
Written by a vast army of chimps. Posted under Odd World's name, who is, in fact, a chimp herself.
~Letters to Yue~
OR: Yukito's Inbox
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: (none)
This is to Yuki. But first, a little message to Yue: Stop wiping Yuki's memory. I want him to know about the carrot and spatula thing. If you don't let him read and remember this e-mail, I just might let it slip to a certain winged teddy bear that a certain someone likes me to dress up in a certain pirate costume. So keep that in mind.
All right. Yuki, remember that night when you brought a carrot to scare away that Kero thing? You said that Yue thought it would be a good idea; he said that Kero wouldn't want to know what it was going to be used for so he'd stop watching us after you brought it out. That was the same night we used The Spatula, incase you don't recall. Well, that night, after you left, I fell asleep on the couch. But I woke up when I heard the Li and my sister come in the house. I heard them whispering to each other, oblivious to my presence. They were both going to Sakura's room. Together. Alone. So I grabbed the carrot and threw it at the back of the brat's head. He turned around to see me coming after him with The Spatula, and I swear, Yuki- the kid screamed so loud and shrilly that I nearly mistook it for my sister's voice. Anyhow, I got him with The Spatula and he was out for an hour. That's it. That's the infamous carrot and spatula incident.
~*~
From: Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Sicko!
Moody Moony,
Tell Touya to stop! Yesterday he got off the phone with Yukito with this weird look on his face, and he walked up to me and told me EVERYTHING about you two's disturbingly kinky sex life! PIRATES, Yue?! For the love of all things sweet and holy, PIRATES?! He just wouldn't shut up! PIRATES!!!! I thought it was bad enough when Yukito brought out that carrot the other day, but you, my dear Yue, YOU take the cake! And now whenever Touya sees me he tells me something new- the list GOES ON- and I hate it! I didn't know Clow made you capable of some of those things he told me. AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH PIRATES?!!!?
From: Cerberus, the un-KINKY AND DISTURBING creation of Clow!
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Hello!
Dear Yukito-san,
I hope you are doing well! I just wrote to ask you a favor. There seems to be a problem with Onii-chan. Whenever he sees Kero-chan, he gets this strange look on his face and he whispers something into Kero-chan's ear. Whatever he is saying is really disturbing Kero-chan, because he just starts screaming in horror, zooming to my room. When I go to ask what is wrong, he just keeps on repeating something about pirates! I don't know if you can help, please just talk to Onii-chan.
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
P.S: If you can't do anything, perhaps Yue can try to deal with Onii-chan.
~*~
From: monthlypics@piratefetish.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Yaar, matey! Time to do some plundering!
Lo, there, Yue !!!
This Month:
We have the best Pirates in Sexually Suggestive Position pictures in the land, all for you! Click HERE to see them!
Last Month:
Undress Silver-Beard! Click HERE to play!
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~*~
From: Nakuru Akizuki 2cute4u@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: Re: The nature of us.
Hello Yukito-kun!
Honestly, I'm not too sure if me and Ruby Moon's condition is the same as you and Yue's. It's like, you know, I AM Ruby Moon, and, like, you AREN'T Yue, you know? Well, you are, but it's not like me, in a way, kind of. 'Cause I know Ruby, and I am her, but I'm not, like Yue, where you are him, but you aren't, you know? But we're different because, it's like, Ruby and I share minds, like, we have ONE and you have TWO, one for Yue and one for you. Or, probably, you have THREE minds, compared to me and Ruby, who have ONE. You know, one for you, one for Yue, and one where you and Yue meet, like a Venn diagram! You know, those two circles that overlap and are, like, all Venn-ish and diagram-ish and stuff? Well, a Venn diagram only has two circles, but it has 3 spaces, not counting the space around. Okay. So let's recap; we are different, because Ruby and me have one mind, and you and Yue have two. Or three. Or infinite, in a way, but, whatever. So does that answer your question? I guess not, hm? Well, I can explain it like this: there's this meadow, okay? Not a real meadow, but, like, a metaphoric meadow. Get it? And there's, like, two of them. So there are two metaphoric meadows. Now, one is my meadow. It has this really rotten wooden gate running through the middle, okay? And, like, there's this open swinging gate door. That's Ruby and me in a nutshell - or rather, as a meadow. There are two separate thingies, but in the end it's the same thingy, just with a thingy down its thingy. Okay? And the other meadow, it has this huge ass gate down the middle of it, like; it's a super duper huge brick wall (because Yue's such a hard ass). So, one side of the meadow is isolated from the other side, so it has all these different flowers and whatever, but it's the SAME MEADOW. Get it? But seriously, don't worry about these things. Just keep on shagging Touya, okay, because you just KNOW there are a legion of girls who'd KILL just to sniff his crap.
You shouldn't get so angsty about being a false-form. It just doesn't suit your pretty face! Anyways, I have to go sugar-up Suppi. Oh, and do you mind telling me how you use carrots with Touya-kun? Because ever since I read Kero-chan's questionnaire thingy, I've been just burning with curiosity. So, yeah, see you later.
Were you stunned? Were you turned on? Or were you just so breath taken with the whole beauty of it that you passed out? If you were, then you just know. . .
. . . It was from Nakuru Akizuki.
~*~
From: Spinel Sun blacksun@guardian.org
To: Yukito Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org, Sakura Kinomoto cherryblossoms101@pinkness.com, Tomoyo Daidouji kawaiigurlluver99@daidouji.org, Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org, Eriol Hiiragizawa concentrated_evil@darkmagicians.com, Nakuru Akizuki 2cute4u@guardian.org, Kaho Mizuki priestessofthemoon@darkmagicians.com, Cerberus Beast of the Seal radiantsun6@guardian.org, Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja, Meilin Li glompgurl@li_clan.org
Subject: Fwd: Questionnaire thingy-ma-bobbin
Starting Time: 5:34 pm
Date- May 1st [***]
Name on Birth Certificate- I don't have a Birth Certificate, since I wasn't actually 'birthed'. But my full and PROPER name is Spinel Sun
Nicknames- No comment.
Age- That is lost to me; to stay Sakura's age, Eriol cast a bunch of these strange time spells that really knocked the sense out of Ruby and me for quite some time . . . well, Ruby's sense is always knocked out of her, so there wasn't much change there. Perhaps she remembers.
Birth date- I actually don't know
School- Eastern.
Location- Eriol Hiiragizawa's manor.
Height- False form- approx. 30cm (without the tail). True form- approx. 3m (stretched out, no tail)
Shoe Size- I have no need of shoes.
Hair colour- Black. Which happens to be Eriol's favourite colour.
Brothers/Sisters- Technically, Ruby Moon is my . . . sibling. I do not consider Cerberus or Yue to be my brothers.
Who lives with you- Eriol Hiiragizawa, Mizuki-sensei, Ruby Moon
When's your bedtime- 9:30 pm
------RIGHT NOW-------
Wearing- My chest-plate. (I need to be in my true-form to type. As does Cerberus. Which makes me wonder: don't Kinomoto-san or Yue mind that a large lion is staring at them as they make love?)
Feeling- Angry. Yesterday, Ruby somehow managed to slip sugar into my morning coffee. . . A rather large amount of sugar. I don't remember what had happened, but Eriol tells me I was rather persistent on renting the Lion King 2.
Eating- Nothing
Drinking- Nothing
Inhaling- Air. What else? And I think you would be dead, Cerberus, if you inhaled pudding.
Thinking about- How to have my revenge on Ruby Moon. Can blenders shear expensive brand-name women's clothes?
Listening to- Eriol singing something to Mizuki-sensei. Ruby finds it rather annoying, but Eriol-san insists that it is his right to "serenade his love-bunny". Love-bunny. He actually says that.
Talking to- No one.
Watching- Ruby Moon making funny faces at me through a nearby window. The pain she goes through just to irritate me is astounding. I wonder what would happen if I open the window, right in her face . . . We ARE three stories up, after all . . .
-------IN THE LAST 24 HOURS-------
Cried- No. Well, maybe while watching the Lion King 2, but I can't remember. Sugar does that to me.
Worn a skirt- Probably. Ruby takes advantage of my drunken states to dress me up and take embarrassing photos of me.
Met someone new- Maybe. Once, when I was intoxicated with sugar, I somehow spat into the Emperor of Japan's teacup.
Cleaned your room- No. That's what servants are for.
Done laundry- No, but I have been stuffed into a washer machine. Courtesy of Ruby Moon.
Drove a car- Perhaps.
-------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
Yourself- Yes.
Your friends- Yes. But for the record, Ruby Moon is not my friend.
Santa- No. I wouldn't trust that fat git to clean a chimney much less fly down one to deliver gifts.
Tooth fairy- No, she steals my teeth and leaves a mere quarter in it's place. And she DOES share certain similarities with my master.
Destiny/fate- Yes.
Angels- In a way.
Ghosts- Yes.
UFO's- No, but I do believe there is life out there, if not intelligent. I have a theory that Clow Reed-sama may have been an alien.
-------FRIENDS AND LIFE-------
Who have you known the longest of your friends?- Eriol Hiiragizawa.
Who's the weirdest?- I'd say Ruby Moon, but she is, according to the record, not my friend. I now say Cerberus.
Who do you go to for advice?- Mizuki-sensei -- she's very clever, if not a tad air-headed.
Best feeling in the world- Tranquility.
Worst feeling in the world- Eating sweet things.
Who will respond to this e-mail the fastest?- Ruby Moon; asking why I won't be her friend and saying that she's mine so why can't we just be happy friends together. As per usual. Eriol; insisting that he doesn't look like the Tooth Fairy.
Who will you send this to that won't respond- Kinomoto-san and/or Yue. They are a rather quiet type.
Who sent this to you?- Cerberus
Finish time- 6:10. My claws haven't been filed in a while, so they keep on slipping off the keys.
~*~
From: Touya Kinomoto peacharrow@hotmail.ja
To: Yuktio Tsukishiro snowbunny912@doublepersonality.org
Subject: (none)
Yue,
I DID warn you, after all. I have only told the stuffed animal thing, and I don't think it will tell anyone else. It's already traumatized enough as it is. And the carrot and spatula thing isn't as great, weird, and strange as it's cracked up to be. Can you just let it slide and allow Yuki to know? I know my sister told you to keep it from him, but you could always show him in an off-handed way that wouldn't be really breaking her orders as much as bending them a little. . .
Oh, and can you refresh my memory: who in hell is Spinel Sun?
~*~
A/N: Ta-dah! Are you disappointed? Did the Carrot and Spatula thing just not add up to your expectations? Heh, doesn't it just make you ANGRY? Because I know I'd be ANGRY. I'd be very ANGRY indeed.
I'm sorry if this chapter seems a little on the short side, but I needed to finish it quick because tonight I'm leaving and I won't be back 'til the 30th! So, consider this a last birthday present to my wonderful readers. I'll try to work on the next chapter while I'm away. . . but no guarantees. So, the next update may in a while.
So, tell me what you want next, people, because I honestly have no clue! Toodles!
[***] If you check last chapter, you'll see that Kero-chan's chain letter took place before school starts. In Japan, school starts sometime in April, so I'm just taking a wild stab here at making a coherent time-line. Oh, and can someone tell me when the Japanese summer vacation starts, please?