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~*~*~*~Chapter 4: Catfight*~*~*~
.:It's been awhile, and now Aino, Bakura, and Yami aren't drunk anymore..:.
Aino: *sitting in corner, glaring at Bakura.*
Bakura: What? What did I do to you!?
Aino: You hit on me! GEEZE! Perve...
Bakura: I was drunk! I say things when I'm drunk! Besides, it was your fault, _you_ brought the vodka!
Aino: Oh, whatever!
Bakura: Sorry...Ra, I called you beautiful; I guess you don't like compliments... I didn't think you'd get so pissed.
Aino: Whatever.
Mai: *still wearing plaid* Ok, just stop arguing! It's annoying!
Aino: Shut up! Just shut up! It's none of your business!
Mai: Shut up *mumbles* bitch...
Aino: What was that?
Mai: Nothing. *mumbles* bitch...
Aino: That's it! No one calls me a bitch! *cat fight*
Joey: Cool!!! Catfight!
Malik: Who's got the popcorn?
Seto: The power's out, idoit, there is no popcorn!
Malik: Damnit... Hey!
Yugi: What?
Malik: No on calls me an idiot...*takes out Millennium Rod*
Yugi: *getting far away from Malik* What are you gonna do with that*
Malik: Hehehe! *Rod starts to glow and he hits seto*
Seto: Wha- *eyes glaze over, and he starts to do the...Hula.*
Mai: *runs into Malik* OW!
Aino: *holding baseball bat* Come back here, Bitch!!!
Mai: *take Millennium Rod*
Malik: HEY!!! That's mine!! *Seto turns back to normal*
Seto: Malik!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!
Malik: EEP!! *runs*
Mai: *throws Millennium Rod and hits Aino's head*
Aino: EEK!!! *falls down unconscious*
Ryou: OHMIGOSH! I think you killed my sister!!!
Joey: Is she dead? [Kage: Let's be realistic here...NO!!! She ain't dead!!!]
Malik: I can't tell... Is she breathing?
Joey: Ill check!! *puts hand on Aino's chest*
Aino: *wakes up, screams, and slaps Joey.*
Joey: OW!!
Aino: DON'T EVER TOUCH ME!!!
Joey:...sorry...
Aino: *sees Mai* BITCH!!! *runs to punch Mai*
Mai: *catches he fist* HA!!!
Aino: Oh, Yea!? *bites Mai's arm*
Mai: OW!!! You freaky little vampire!!!
Aino: *pushes Mai* Just... Go over here or something... Get away from me.
Mai: Gladly...freak...
Aino: Oh, whatever... that's all you can do... talk.
Ryou: Wow...that was, um, violent.
Aino: Anyways... What are we gonna do? It's freezing, and there's still no power...
Malik: THAT'S IT!?!?! You and Mai just got in a fight, and now you're worried about power? GEEZE!
Aino: Wait... you would rather see us fight then worry about if we're gonna freeze to death or not?
Malik: Well...um...yea.
Isis: Oh my God! I knew you were stupid, but wow...
Malik: Shut up.
Kage: HEY! I know how we could stay warm!
All: How?
Kage: Isis, do you still have Malik's lighter?
Isis: Yes, did you think I would give it back to him...idiot...
Kage: I'm gonna ignore that... Can I see it?
Isis: Here ya go. *give Kage the lighter*
Kage: Ok...we could light a fire! *goes to fire place and pours a lot of gas fluid on wood, and throws lit lighter in fireplace...then, it exploded.*
All: *sweatdrop*
Kage: Last time I do that.
Aino: WOAH!!! Hey everyone, this is my _BRILLANT_ sister!
Kage: Shut up... like you could do any better...
Aino: Well, I can't now, cuz the lighter's gone!
Malik: Aww..no more fun for me...
Aino: OH! Wait, I can do better... we an get some blankets-
Kage: That's not better!
Aino: Well, it's not blowing anything up, now is it!?
Kage: Whatever... I don't have to put up with you...
Aino: Actually, you do... we live in the same house!!!
Ryou: *sigh* What did I do to deserve this?
Aino&Kage: SHUT UP!!! *Continue arguing*
Ryou: Ok...
Bakura: Well, I've had enough 'fun' for today... I'm gonna go find something to break...*wanders away*
Ryou: I'm comming with you! *runs after Bakura*
Mai: Maybe we _should_ get some blankets...
Seto" Ok... *goes to get blankets*
Aino&Kage: *top arguing.*
Aino: God it's cold.
Kage: Yep.
Yugi: I'm bored...and cold...
Yami: Join the club.
Tristan: Oh, _your_ club... Your little perve club?!!
Yami: I told you, I was drunk!!! Plus, I tripped...
Tristan: I know...It's just...weird...
Yami: How do you think I feel?
Yugi: I dunno. How do you feel?
Yami: Weird.
Yumi: Yes, you are!!!
Yami: Who asked you?!
Yumi: I asked me, yep!
Yugi: Can't we all just get along?
Aino: That would be nice... but some people - I'm not gonna mention names - can't ever shut up... *cough* Mai!! *cough*
Mai: Oh my God! You're such a lame ass!
Aino: AHA!!! You can't ever not talk!
Mai: Oh, and just look at you... You're the one who started it... Your whole family, you, your lame sister, and your retarded brother... not to mention Bakura...my God!!!
Aino: You did not just insult my brother and sister... You didn't...
Mai: Yes. I did.
Aino: *sighs* I really didn't want to do this... *pulls something out of her pocket*
Mai: Oh gee...I'm _SO_ scared...
Aino: hmmm... *slaps Mai with Millennium Ring* Well, there ya go...
Mai: EEK! *falls down*
Bakura: *walks in* Where'd you get that?
Aino: I found it...
Bakura: Ok... Where did you _really_ get it?
Aino: I took it from Ryou...
Ryou: Walks in* Bakura, did you take my-
Bakura Ring? No, Aino has it.
Ryou: Figures... Give it to me.
Aino: *sigh* You're no fun...*gives him ring*
Ryou: Thank you...Whoa! What'd you do to Mai!?
Aino: I hit her.
Ryou: With?
Aino: Your ring.
Ryou: Why?
Aino: Cuz, she was talkin' shit.
Ryou: Ok...
Bakura: Probably not one of your best ideas...
Aino: Why not?
Bakura: Because, she's gonna be pissed when...um, _IF_ she wakes up...
Aino: Well. I'll just kick her ass again...um... did you just say _IF_?
Bakura: Yep.
Aino: Why _IF_?
Bakura: DUH!!! It has magic! It will probably mess he up real bad...
Aino: Hehehe...
Ryou: And you find that funny?!
Aino: Who's side are you on anyway, Ryou!
Bakura: It is kinda funny...
Ryou: Unbelievable...
Kage: *Walks in* Whoa! What happened to Mai?
Bakura: Aino hit her wit Ryou's ring cuz she was 'talkin' shit' and she finds it funny... Well, I do too.
Kage: Aha... She's gonna be pissed.
Mai: *Wakes up* Ahhh... my head... What happened?
Aino: You realized that you have been treating people like crap and you vowed not to ever again. You were so happy, that you tripped over the table and knocked yourself out.
Mai: Really? Well, that's great!
Aino: Yes, it is.
Ryou: Wait...
Bakura: She lost her memory of what's been going on tonight...cool!
Aino: Wow...I turned Mai nice...WOOHOO!!!
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Aino: HEHEHE!!! I turned her nice!!!
Bakura: Good job... one less bitch...
Kage: Yea... so, please review!
Aino: Yea, but don't flame us... the flames will be used to cook our marshmallows!
Yugi: Marshmallows!!! YAY!!!
~*~*~*~Chapter 4: Catfight*~*~*~
.:It's been awhile, and now Aino, Bakura, and Yami aren't drunk anymore..:.
Aino: *sitting in corner, glaring at Bakura.*
Bakura: What? What did I do to you!?
Aino: You hit on me! GEEZE! Perve...
Bakura: I was drunk! I say things when I'm drunk! Besides, it was your fault, _you_ brought the vodka!
Aino: Oh, whatever!
Bakura: Sorry...Ra, I called you beautiful; I guess you don't like compliments... I didn't think you'd get so pissed.
Aino: Whatever.
Mai: *still wearing plaid* Ok, just stop arguing! It's annoying!
Aino: Shut up! Just shut up! It's none of your business!
Mai: Shut up *mumbles* bitch...
Aino: What was that?
Mai: Nothing. *mumbles* bitch...
Aino: That's it! No one calls me a bitch! *cat fight*
Joey: Cool!!! Catfight!
Malik: Who's got the popcorn?
Seto: The power's out, idoit, there is no popcorn!
Malik: Damnit... Hey!
Yugi: What?
Malik: No on calls me an idiot...*takes out Millennium Rod*
Yugi: *getting far away from Malik* What are you gonna do with that*
Malik: Hehehe! *Rod starts to glow and he hits seto*
Seto: Wha- *eyes glaze over, and he starts to do the...Hula.*
Mai: *runs into Malik* OW!
Aino: *holding baseball bat* Come back here, Bitch!!!
Mai: *take Millennium Rod*
Malik: HEY!!! That's mine!! *Seto turns back to normal*
Seto: Malik!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!
Malik: EEP!! *runs*
Mai: *throws Millennium Rod and hits Aino's head*
Aino: EEK!!! *falls down unconscious*
Ryou: OHMIGOSH! I think you killed my sister!!!
Joey: Is she dead? [Kage: Let's be realistic here...NO!!! She ain't dead!!!]
Malik: I can't tell... Is she breathing?
Joey: Ill check!! *puts hand on Aino's chest*
Aino: *wakes up, screams, and slaps Joey.*
Joey: OW!!
Aino: DON'T EVER TOUCH ME!!!
Joey:...sorry...
Aino: *sees Mai* BITCH!!! *runs to punch Mai*
Mai: *catches he fist* HA!!!
Aino: Oh, Yea!? *bites Mai's arm*
Mai: OW!!! You freaky little vampire!!!
Aino: *pushes Mai* Just... Go over here or something... Get away from me.
Mai: Gladly...freak...
Aino: Oh, whatever... that's all you can do... talk.
Ryou: Wow...that was, um, violent.
Aino: Anyways... What are we gonna do? It's freezing, and there's still no power...
Malik: THAT'S IT!?!?! You and Mai just got in a fight, and now you're worried about power? GEEZE!
Aino: Wait... you would rather see us fight then worry about if we're gonna freeze to death or not?
Malik: Well...um...yea.
Isis: Oh my God! I knew you were stupid, but wow...
Malik: Shut up.
Kage: HEY! I know how we could stay warm!
All: How?
Kage: Isis, do you still have Malik's lighter?
Isis: Yes, did you think I would give it back to him...idiot...
Kage: I'm gonna ignore that... Can I see it?
Isis: Here ya go. *give Kage the lighter*
Kage: Ok...we could light a fire! *goes to fire place and pours a lot of gas fluid on wood, and throws lit lighter in fireplace...then, it exploded.*
All: *sweatdrop*
Kage: Last time I do that.
Aino: WOAH!!! Hey everyone, this is my _BRILLANT_ sister!
Kage: Shut up... like you could do any better...
Aino: Well, I can't now, cuz the lighter's gone!
Malik: Aww..no more fun for me...
Aino: OH! Wait, I can do better... we an get some blankets-
Kage: That's not better!
Aino: Well, it's not blowing anything up, now is it!?
Kage: Whatever... I don't have to put up with you...
Aino: Actually, you do... we live in the same house!!!
Ryou: *sigh* What did I do to deserve this?
Aino&Kage: SHUT UP!!! *Continue arguing*
Ryou: Ok...
Bakura: Well, I've had enough 'fun' for today... I'm gonna go find something to break...*wanders away*
Ryou: I'm comming with you! *runs after Bakura*
Mai: Maybe we _should_ get some blankets...
Seto" Ok... *goes to get blankets*
Aino&Kage: *top arguing.*
Aino: God it's cold.
Kage: Yep.
Yugi: I'm bored...and cold...
Yami: Join the club.
Tristan: Oh, _your_ club... Your little perve club?!!
Yami: I told you, I was drunk!!! Plus, I tripped...
Tristan: I know...It's just...weird...
Yami: How do you think I feel?
Yugi: I dunno. How do you feel?
Yami: Weird.
Yumi: Yes, you are!!!
Yami: Who asked you?!
Yumi: I asked me, yep!
Yugi: Can't we all just get along?
Aino: That would be nice... but some people - I'm not gonna mention names - can't ever shut up... *cough* Mai!! *cough*
Mai: Oh my God! You're such a lame ass!
Aino: AHA!!! You can't ever not talk!
Mai: Oh, and just look at you... You're the one who started it... Your whole family, you, your lame sister, and your retarded brother... not to mention Bakura...my God!!!
Aino: You did not just insult my brother and sister... You didn't...
Mai: Yes. I did.
Aino: *sighs* I really didn't want to do this... *pulls something out of her pocket*
Mai: Oh gee...I'm _SO_ scared...
Aino: hmmm... *slaps Mai with Millennium Ring* Well, there ya go...
Mai: EEK! *falls down*
Bakura: *walks in* Where'd you get that?
Aino: I found it...
Bakura: Ok... Where did you _really_ get it?
Aino: I took it from Ryou...
Ryou: Walks in* Bakura, did you take my-
Bakura Ring? No, Aino has it.
Ryou: Figures... Give it to me.
Aino: *sigh* You're no fun...*gives him ring*
Ryou: Thank you...Whoa! What'd you do to Mai!?
Aino: I hit her.
Ryou: With?
Aino: Your ring.
Ryou: Why?
Aino: Cuz, she was talkin' shit.
Ryou: Ok...
Bakura: Probably not one of your best ideas...
Aino: Why not?
Bakura: Because, she's gonna be pissed when...um, _IF_ she wakes up...
Aino: Well. I'll just kick her ass again...um... did you just say _IF_?
Bakura: Yep.
Aino: Why _IF_?
Bakura: DUH!!! It has magic! It will probably mess he up real bad...
Aino: Hehehe...
Ryou: And you find that funny?!
Aino: Who's side are you on anyway, Ryou!
Bakura: It is kinda funny...
Ryou: Unbelievable...
Kage: *Walks in* Whoa! What happened to Mai?
Bakura: Aino hit her wit Ryou's ring cuz she was 'talkin' shit' and she finds it funny... Well, I do too.
Kage: Aha... She's gonna be pissed.
Mai: *Wakes up* Ahhh... my head... What happened?
Aino: You realized that you have been treating people like crap and you vowed not to ever again. You were so happy, that you tripped over the table and knocked yourself out.
Mai: Really? Well, that's great!
Aino: Yes, it is.
Ryou: Wait...
Bakura: She lost her memory of what's been going on tonight...cool!
Aino: Wow...I turned Mai nice...WOOHOO!!!
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Aino: HEHEHE!!! I turned her nice!!!
Bakura: Good job... one less bitch...
Kage: Yea... so, please review!
Aino: Yea, but don't flame us... the flames will be used to cook our marshmallows!
Yugi: Marshmallows!!! YAY!!!