~*~*~*~Chapter 5: Truth or Dare~*~*~*~

Joey: This sucks!

Tristan: What?

Joey: There's no power, it's cold, and now, we can't watch any catfights!!!

Tea: Ok... Where is Seto? I'm cold... He's supposed to be back with blankets!

Aino: Tea, truth or dare?

Tea: What the hell?

Aino: You wanted to play, right? Let's go, truth or dare?

Tea: Truth.

Aino: Alright. Tea Gardener, do you have a crush on my brother?

Tea: What!

Aino: Do you?

Ryou: Um, I need some water...

Aino: Hey! Sit down!

Ryou: I don't wanna know...*sits down*

Aino: Tea?

Tea: Um...I...

Aino: Come On!!!

Tea: No. No, I don't. *looks away*

Aino: You're lying.

Tea: Oh my God! What the hell do you want me to say!

Aino: I want you to tell the truth...

Tea: OK!!! I like Ryou!!! Are you happy!!!

Aino: Yes. Yes I am. Ryou! She likes you!

Ryou: *blush*

Tea: Ok, now it's my turn... Isis, truth or dare?

Isis: Truth.

Kage Wuss...

Isis: Shut up...

Tea: Alright. Who would you rather fuck... Seto, Yami, or Bakura?

Bakura: HEY!!! What am I doing in there!

Tea: Isis?

Isis: I...I...Um...

Serenity: Come on! Spill it!

Seto: *walks in* What'd I miss?

Serenity: Isis hasta choose who she would rater fuck... you, Yami, or Bakura.

Seto: Ok... Who asked her that?

Yugi: Tea asked, we're playing truth or dare.

Seto: Ok... Who Isis?

Isis: Uh... No comment.

Malik: Just pick one damnit!

Isis: NO!!!

Tea: You have to!

Isis: Fine! Seto! Happy!

Malik: I am...

Marik: I can see it...

Isis: Shut up!!!

Seto: Um...

Isis: Marik! Truth or dare!?

Marik: DARE! Do your worst!

Isis: Fine. I dare you to strip and sing 'I'm to Sexy'.

Marik: Ok... But you know, it would be like watching your brother...

Isis: That's why I'm turning around. *turns around*

Serenity&Kage: *take out cameras*

Marik: What are those for?

Kage Blackmail!

Marik: Like I would care...

Serenity: No... But Malik would...

Malik: HEY!!! That's not right!

Marik: Well, I'll just make one of you do it!

All: No!

Marik: Are you sure? Ryou would look really funny...

Aino: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BROTHER!!!

Ryou: HELP! *hides behind Bakura*

Bakura: Back off. PSYCO!!! Leave _MY_ Hakari alone, and do your stupid dance!

Aino: God, you're so possessive...

Bakura: Well, I hafta be... He's weak...

Ryou: HEY! I'm not weak!

Bakura: Ryou, SIT!

Ryou: NO!!!

Bakura: HAY!!! Don't yell at me!

Aino: Go Ryou...

Bakura: Be quiet, Aino!

Aino: Shut up! Marik, do your dance!

Marik: Ok... *starts dancing* 'I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy...'*takes off shirt, Serenity&Kage take pictures*

Aino: Oh my God... Isis! Make him stop!

Isis: No.

Aino: Look at him!

Isis: *looks at Marik* Whoa! Stop!

Marik: Ok. *puts shirt back on*

Ryou: That was...awful...

Marik: My turn...hehehe...Ryou, truth of dare?

Ryou: DARE!! Not so weak now, AM I!!!

Marik: Yea, um...lemme think about that... *thinks*

Malik: This my take awhile.

Mai: *singing* Happy, happy, happy!!! I'm so happy!!! I'm so happy today!!!

Aino: Now, is there any way to reverse that?

Bakura: I have no idea...Maybe, if you hit her again...

Aino: Ok... *takes Ryou's ring* Mai! Come here!

Mai: Yes, Oh Miss Aino?

Aino: Look at this!! *hits her w/ring*

Mai: Ow!!! *falls*

Aino: Now what?

Bakura: Now we wait.

Aino: Alright.

Marik: I GOT IT!!! Alrght Ryou, me and Malik will cook something, and you hafta eat it!

Ryou: Ok, but there's one problem...

Marik: Which is?

Ryou: Yumi ate all the food!!!

Malik: I have a better idea!

Marik: What?

Malik: *uses Soul Link*

Marik: HA!!! Ok, Ryou, I dare you to go swim naked!

Ryou: THAT'S IT!?!?

Marik: The water's really cold...

Ryou: Whatever... Let's go!

Everyone goes to the pool and yes, it's very cold. (indoor pool people)

Marik: Go ahead...

Ryou: Ok... *starts to take his clothes off*

Aino: Hold on!!! All of you! Turn around!

Marik; I don't have to, I need to watch.

Aino: Ok, everyone else, NOW!!!

All but Marik: *turns around*

Ryou: *takes off clothes, and gets in the pool*

Marik: So...

Ryou: S-s-so what?

Marik: How is it?

Ryou: It's cold...

Aino: Ok, get out of there-

Marik: No! He hasta stay there for 5 minutes.

Aino: You're an idiot! He's turning blue!

Marik: It's a dare! He hasta go the whole 5 minutes!

Aino: No, c'mon Ryou-

Malik: *pushes Aino in*

Aino: EEK!!!

Malik: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Aino: Malik!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!

Malik: Hehehe...

Aino: What the hell are you snickering about!?

Marik: You're in the pool with your naked brother!

Aino: Wha- Oh dear Lord, I just remembered...*sinks*

Joey: What did she remember?

Kage: She can't swim!

All: What!!

Kage: Ryou!! Go save her!!

Ryou: O-ok... *swims down and grabs Aino and brings he out of the pool*

Kage: *choking Malik* YOU IDOIOT!!! YOU ALMOST KILLED MY ONLE BROTHER AND SISTER!!!

Malik: S-sorry... *turning blue*

Aino: *choking* Damnit...

Ryou: *realizing he's naked* DAMN!!! Stop looking at me!

All girls: *still staring*

Kage: You guys! *hits them all w/Maliks Rod*

Aino: *is crying* Oh my God!!! I saw my whole life flash before my eyes!!!

Kage: Really? *still holding rod*

Ryou: *is dressed now* MALIK!!! You traumatized her!!!

Malik: Wha- What's 'traumatized'?

Ryou: *sweatdrop* Nevermind...

Aino: Oh my God... Ryou, you save my life.

Ryou: I did?

Aino: *chook hugs him* Thank you so much big brother!!!

Ryou: Ok... You're welcome... can you stop... you're choking me...

Aino: *lets go* Sorry.

Tristan: Big brother? I thought you were triplets...

Kage: DUH!!! We came out at different times! Me, Ryou, then Aino.

Tristan: Ahh... I get it...

Aino: Good God!!! My shirt is see-through!!!

Ryou: Um...

Kage: Here, wear this plaid thing that Mai was wearing.

Aino: Ok...*puts on plaid*

Bakura: OHMIGOSH!!! We left Mai alone!!!

All: OHMIGOSH!!!

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Aino: They lie!!! I _CAN_ swim!!!

Kage: Sorry, but we had to do something.

Aino: Whatever... Review Please!!!