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A/N: Well after like a year, I've decided to update Where the Heck Are We? My friend has been bugging me to finish it so here's the next chapter. Enjoy.


So our lovely posse was sitting around in Middle Earth, to the delight of most. Andrea stared around going 'woooaaaah shibby!' a lot, Helen poked the ground; it was soft and loamy. Erin giggled dementedly saying 'w00t I get to meet Gimli!', Carli was silent as always, Chantal was in a daze and Laura was freaking out at a tree.

'OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!! ITS A DREAM! ITS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!' she said as she kicked the tree repeatedly.

All of the sudden this tree came along and said 'HM HOOOMMMM WHOOOO AREEE YOOOUUUU?'

The group looked up in horror to find an ent staring down at them Andrea then freaked out and started yelling 'WE AREN'T ORCS YA GOTTA BELIEVE US!!!!! DON'T EAT US DON'T EAT MEEE!!!!'

The ent just looked at her funny and said to Laura 'ITTTSSSS NOOOT NIIIICEEE TO KIICK A TREEEE. TREEE'SS HAVE FEELINNGGGSS TOOO, YYOOUU KNNNOWWWW.'

And then just as Laura was trying to apologize, the ent yelled 'PUUUNT!!!!!!!' and kicked them.

They went flying and landed out in Rohan. They all groaned and moaned and rubbed they're bums because being punted by an ent hurts. Then Helen said 'What the hell was that?!'

And Chantal turned to her. 'That,' she said knowledgably, 'was an ent.'

'A wha-' but she was cut off by Erin getting up and yelling 'GREAT SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOWWWW??!?!'

Then Laura punched her in the arm to make her shut up. 'Dude shut up while I try and figure out when abouts this is' Then Erin punched her back. Then Laura punched her. Then she punched back. And then they both sneezed.

'And how are you going to do that'

Then she leaned real close to Erin, grabbed her head and pointed it the way of a big black blob on the side of a hill. 'Y'see that?'

'Yeah...'

'If I am correct that would be the riders of Rohan.'

'Yeah...?'

'So then the plan is quite simple. We wait for the riders to pass us, jump a couple of them, knock them out and steal their armour and mount up and catch up with the riders!'

The rest of the group stared at her. 'HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY NUTTERS?!?!?' yelled Erin

'Well I'm open for suggestions.'

Then Carli said 'I don't get how that is going to help us find out when abouts this is.'

Laura stuck up her index finger and said knowledgably, 'Ah that is the genious in my plan.' then she got an evil grin on her face and continued. 'We say a couple of us have fallen ill on account of something we ate and we must escort them back to Edorhas. Then, once there, we find out where the servant chambers are, swipe some clothes and go find Eowyn's room.'

Andrea scratched her head. 'I'm confused. What do we do in Eowyn's room??'

Laura grinned. 'Then two of us "borrow" some of her clothes and fake being maidens of Gondor.'

Helen rolled her eyes. 'Yeah like this is EVER going to work. Admit it, we're screwed.'

Laura shook her head. 'If you follow my lead, I bet it could work. I mean hey how hard an it be to knock out one of the Rohirrim??'

'Knowing our luck probably impossible.' mumbled Carli.

Andrea jumped up and down excitedly. 'I know what we need, we need big sticks to conk them on the head heheheheh.'

The group looked thoughtful for a while.....still thinking.....apparently they're not good at thinking...or making decisions......*whistles* tra la laaaaaaa....*picks nose*

Then Helen sighed defeatedly 'Well i guess we have no other choice...'

Chantal agreed. 'Well since Laura came up with this whacked plan, she can lead us in.'

Laura proudly posed. 'By my honour as a master deciever, I shall not let this fail. By my life I swear it....... wait by Erin's life I swear it.'

Erin rubbed her head mumbling about crazy yobbos. 'Crazy yobbos...'

And then Andrea said 'Eheheheh Erin's gonna die. Ehehehehehe.'

Everyone rolled their eyes and Carli threw up. Because y'know thats what Carli does. Oh wait that's Amy who does that. Ummm... okay so Amy makes a special appearance just to throw up. Then she leaves. Hooray for Amy.

Then all of a sudden, the Riders were there. The posse leaped behind a rock. Andrea leaped a little too far and bashed her head on the rock, knocking herself out. Crazy yobbo Andrea.

As the last of the Riders came along, Helen, Chantal, Laura and Carli picked up big sticks and whacked the last five over the head with them. They slipped of their horses and the four girls grabbed the reigns of the horses and tried to stop them. Helen's ended up dragging her along the ground for a few meters before stopping.

They stripped the armour off the Riders and put them behind the rock and slipped the plates on and adjusted them so they fit approximately. They had to put Andrea's on for her seeing as though she was still conked out. Then they mounted the horses. Laura put Andrea in front of her on the saddle and they kicked the horses into action.

'Oh crap oh crap I've never ridden a horse before.' said Erin nervously.

'Just relax we'll be caught up in a few seconds.' Laura yelled over to her.

Soon they had reached the Rohirrim and they rode up to the leader. It was Eomer. Laura rode up beside him and nudged his arm.

She put on a manly voice and said 'Eomer, three Riders have fallen ill and this one is unconcious and needing immediate care.'

Eomer nodded and looked over at her 'Ride hard to Edhoras and seek attention. Good luck. Wait for us to return.' he said calmly.

Laura turned her horse around and grinned. It was working. She signaled to Helen, Erin, Carli and Chantal and they broke from the group to follow her. But then, just as they were almost over a hill, Erin turned in her seat and yelled, 'EOMEEEERRRRR I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEEEEEEE?????!!!!!'

Helen slapped her forhead. 'You idiot. FASTER!!'

And off they rode to the capital of Rohan, Erin giggling gleefully, not believng their sheer luck...no thanks to Erin's sheer stupidity.