Bring on the Potential Killers, again
remember, spoilers are in this thang....7.13-16
I have decided to skip over ep 7.14 at least for now, because I would like to think that there is one episode in the upcoming few that won't make me want to jump out the window...so this starts with 15.
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Marti Noxon holds a noose. Chole hangs from it. She's WEAK and PATHETIC. Marti smiles...and we begin a descent into a new level of wrongness. It only gets worse, kiddies...
WILLOW: Wow, that's sad that she's dead. Kennedy!!! Let's go make out!!
KENNEDY: Yeah, death is sad. Time for some kissage *Will*.
SPIKE: It's just awful. Poor thing, guess the pressure is pretty bad.
BUFFY: What are you taking about!?! Chole is WEAK and PATHETIC for killing herself under extreme pressure. I want you all to start being evil to make this better!!!
A confused pause....which is simply ignored because SUDDENLY the writers realize that the fans are starting to think that Buffy is a heartless bitch again. A Sarah McLaughlin song comes on, and we get a montage in slow motion of everyone in the room looking very sad about Chole, even though they aren't. A close up of each character weeping, and ending with another slow motion attempted rape flashback. Just for fun.
BUFFY: Enough of that! Spike, I need you to be eeeevil again. I am running out of excuses to hate you, and I really think that *Robin* and I have something great, even though it makes no sense to suddenly have me fall for him. But its a great way for me to never face any of the bad parts of myself...the fans will LOVE this!
SPIKE: Buffy, I really just don't enjoy killing things anymore...Even though I just killed a demon last week, I suddenly have had a complete...*change of character*...
BUFFY: Well, though cookies, I want you to be evil! I may believe in you, but...I want you to screw up all the good things that were going on between us so that you get blamed for messing up the relationship again, even though I am the one who has no clue how to care about anyone but Dawn and Xander and Willow!!! And maybe Kennedy now!!!
SPIKE: *Sigh*
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Spike is fighting a demon, as is Buffy. Woohoo.
SPIKE: I don't know why--
smack.
SPIKE: I am smiling---
slam.
SPIKE: right now.
squish.
SPIKE: I haven't done this in years, and have shown no indication of it.
With no free will of his own, Spike lights a cigarette in the *thrill* of his kill. Buffy, who has also killed a demon, lights one up too. Because if Spike starts smoking again, why the hell can't Buffy?