When A Gag Goes Too Far
Chapter 2: The Calvary And Fanfiction.net's Only Hope!
A/N: Yeah, I don't own JGR, Outlaw Star, any of the Harry Potter characters, and zip of Dragonball Z. Good grief, I must be going insane if I'm writing something like this...please r+r! If you want to be in this, just tell me! All I need to know is if you're a boy or a girl. The more authors, the merrier! Which reminds me, NoiseTank13, I'm assuming you're a boy (and weren't kidding in your review of the prologue), but if I'm wrong, tell me. I'll correct it. And I'll do this in advance: *gets on knees* Ok, I usually don't do this but...*deep breath* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!!! *stands up* Geez, my pride just flew out the window...
"Ok! The first meeting of!...HELLO?!" Tab was trying to gain the attention of the small crowd of fan fiction characters that had somehow all piled into the GG's gargage. Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Suzuka, Aisha, Melphina, and the MacDougall Brothers, Ron and Harry, were at the back, not really paying attention and chatting amongst themselves. Vegeta was hovering above the crowd near a wall. Beat, Gum, and Onishima, who was a temporary ally, stood a few feet from Tab. Hermoine Granger, who was in the front row, stood to face the crowd, and made a few green sparks fly out of her wand.
"Excuse me! Tab would like our attention!" she said obivously disappointed that she was surrounded by morons.
"Uh...thanks Hermoine..." Tab muttered as she sat down.
"Your welcome."
"Now that I have your attention, the first meeting of the Anti Fan Fiction Organization-type-thing has come to order. I think you should know that those authors will be arriving soon!" Tab shouted.
"So? We find'em and take'em down. No big deal!" a bored Gene Starwind muttered from the back.
"Shut-up, Gene!" Tab screamed back. "It's not that simple! They have...POWERS!"
Thunder struck and a long, eerie silence filled the garage. This continued until Harry MacDougall broke the silence with a question that plagued all of the garage's occupants.
"What kind of powers could those idiots have?"
"They can make things happen!" Tab explained. "One of them made me fall into open man-holes repeatedly."
"So that's why it stinks in here!" Vegeta grumbled.
"Nice joke, Vegeta. I have a plan!" Tab shouted.
"Oh, boy. I hope his are better than Speed's!" Beat commented, rubbing his forehead, which was still bandaged from running into a streetpost.
"Speaking of her, where are Speed, Crazy, and Omega?" Gum asked Beat, who shrugged in response.
Meanwhile, in the Benten-cho mall, Speed, Crazy, and Omega, who were in disguise, were shopping.
"Whose side are we taking again?" Crazy asked looking at a tank top.
"No one's. We're stayin' out of this." Speed replied.
"Hey! Check this shirt!" Omega shouted from the other end of the store.
Back in the garage, Tab was losing control of the mob.
"Who cares where Speed, Crazy, and Omega are?! If they're not here, screw them!" Tab shouted at Gum.
"So, what's your bright idea?" Jim Hawking shouted from the back.
"We gang up on them! Who in their right mind would join their side anyway?" Tab replied.
"Do you want it alphabetically?" Aisha asked sarastically.
"Who are they?!" Onishima yelled impatiently.
"Heh, I'm not exactly sure..." Tab admitted. "But they'll be dropping out of the sky any minute!"
"Um, alright, guys...I guess we can start..." Harry Potter announced. "The first meeting of the Pro Fan Fiction Society is in order."
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Goku, and Fred Luo were sitting next to the lake on the Hogwarts grounds. Ecco the dolphin was floating in the water trying to ignore the giant squid.
"This is it?" Fred Luo wondered. "How are going to beat the bad guys with four people and a dolphin?!"
"What about those authors?" Goku reminded him.
"For all we know, there could be only one!" Fred shouted. "Wait, I can't fight! Why am I here!"
"Hey, you two! Stop fighting!" Ron interrupted. Ecco squeaked in agreement.
"Fred, you're here because you can supply us with top-of-the-line weaponry." Harry grumbled. "That's how we're going to beat those bad guys."
"Whatever we do..." Ron Weasley wondered. "We should do it fast. The authors will be arriving soon."
Tab and Ron Weasley had no idea of how right they were. At that moment, balls of white light streamed down from the sky, four to be exact. One landed in a desert region; another in a dark forest. Ball number three landed in a dense city. Number four landed in the same dark forest as the second ball.
In the desert region, Tallulah materialized on the sand.
"Where am I?"
She shook her head and started walking eastward. Gunshots rang out and she stopped in her tracks.
"Eek..."
In the dense city, NoiseTank13 stood in wonder of what just happened.
"Heh, this looks like Tokyo-to." he muttered.
NoiseTank13's idea was confirmed when a Love Shocker sneaked up behind him and tried to tag his back.
"Yo! Stay back!"
The Love Shocker skated away cursing.
"Man...that didn't take long."
In the dark forest, Thug Angel landed near a rock, right on her behind.
"Owie... This looks familiar. But I can't put my finger on it..."
An owl was heard.
"Oh, well. It'll come to me. I wonder where my demented chickens landed..."
In another region of the dark, spooky forest, Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) landed on the ground; after falling through a few tree limbs first of course.
"Where in living heaven and Hades am I?" she screamed.
"Josh?!" a voice rang out.
"Nya...I'm lost..." she mumbles.
Back in the garage, Tab was surprisingly pulling the mob together.
"Are we going to take this crud anymore?" Tab screams.
"No!" everyone else bellows back.
"Are we going to be free?"
"Yes!"
"Are we going to rip those idiot authors to shreds?!" the now excited Tab screamed in delight.
"Yes!" the mob confidently yelled.
A loud beeping was heard; it was Jim's cell phone.
"Hello?...Hey, Gilium...You did?!...Great!" Jim put his phone back in his pocket and shouted to Tab.
"Gilium found the authors!"
"Phat! Everyone, get into groups and find them! Ron, Harry, you're a team! Beat, Gum, Onishima, get to it! Gene, Jim, Melphina, go get them! Aisha, Suzuka, with me! They're going down!" Tab shouted while pumping his arm. The mob cheerred like a stadium full of football fans and ran out of the garage leaving a hopelss mess behind.
"And when you find them, show no mercy!" Tab added out on the street.
"Hey, Tab here! The authors finally got here! But they don't know what's going on! Heh, they don't know how hard it is to not get lost in FanFiction.net! The massacre begins next time in "Navigating The Labyrinth Of Cyberspace!"!"
"What are we waiting for?!" Aisha screamed at Tab. "Let's go!"
Chapter 2: The Calvary And Fanfiction.net's Only Hope!
A/N: Yeah, I don't own JGR, Outlaw Star, any of the Harry Potter characters, and zip of Dragonball Z. Good grief, I must be going insane if I'm writing something like this...please r+r! If you want to be in this, just tell me! All I need to know is if you're a boy or a girl. The more authors, the merrier! Which reminds me, NoiseTank13, I'm assuming you're a boy (and weren't kidding in your review of the prologue), but if I'm wrong, tell me. I'll correct it. And I'll do this in advance: *gets on knees* Ok, I usually don't do this but...*deep breath* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!!! *stands up* Geez, my pride just flew out the window...
"Ok! The first meeting of!...HELLO?!" Tab was trying to gain the attention of the small crowd of fan fiction characters that had somehow all piled into the GG's gargage. Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Suzuka, Aisha, Melphina, and the MacDougall Brothers, Ron and Harry, were at the back, not really paying attention and chatting amongst themselves. Vegeta was hovering above the crowd near a wall. Beat, Gum, and Onishima, who was a temporary ally, stood a few feet from Tab. Hermoine Granger, who was in the front row, stood to face the crowd, and made a few green sparks fly out of her wand.
"Excuse me! Tab would like our attention!" she said obivously disappointed that she was surrounded by morons.
"Uh...thanks Hermoine..." Tab muttered as she sat down.
"Your welcome."
"Now that I have your attention, the first meeting of the Anti Fan Fiction Organization-type-thing has come to order. I think you should know that those authors will be arriving soon!" Tab shouted.
"So? We find'em and take'em down. No big deal!" a bored Gene Starwind muttered from the back.
"Shut-up, Gene!" Tab screamed back. "It's not that simple! They have...POWERS!"
Thunder struck and a long, eerie silence filled the garage. This continued until Harry MacDougall broke the silence with a question that plagued all of the garage's occupants.
"What kind of powers could those idiots have?"
"They can make things happen!" Tab explained. "One of them made me fall into open man-holes repeatedly."
"So that's why it stinks in here!" Vegeta grumbled.
"Nice joke, Vegeta. I have a plan!" Tab shouted.
"Oh, boy. I hope his are better than Speed's!" Beat commented, rubbing his forehead, which was still bandaged from running into a streetpost.
"Speaking of her, where are Speed, Crazy, and Omega?" Gum asked Beat, who shrugged in response.
Meanwhile, in the Benten-cho mall, Speed, Crazy, and Omega, who were in disguise, were shopping.
"Whose side are we taking again?" Crazy asked looking at a tank top.
"No one's. We're stayin' out of this." Speed replied.
"Hey! Check this shirt!" Omega shouted from the other end of the store.
Back in the garage, Tab was losing control of the mob.
"Who cares where Speed, Crazy, and Omega are?! If they're not here, screw them!" Tab shouted at Gum.
"So, what's your bright idea?" Jim Hawking shouted from the back.
"We gang up on them! Who in their right mind would join their side anyway?" Tab replied.
"Do you want it alphabetically?" Aisha asked sarastically.
"Who are they?!" Onishima yelled impatiently.
"Heh, I'm not exactly sure..." Tab admitted. "But they'll be dropping out of the sky any minute!"
"Um, alright, guys...I guess we can start..." Harry Potter announced. "The first meeting of the Pro Fan Fiction Society is in order."
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Goku, and Fred Luo were sitting next to the lake on the Hogwarts grounds. Ecco the dolphin was floating in the water trying to ignore the giant squid.
"This is it?" Fred Luo wondered. "How are going to beat the bad guys with four people and a dolphin?!"
"What about those authors?" Goku reminded him.
"For all we know, there could be only one!" Fred shouted. "Wait, I can't fight! Why am I here!"
"Hey, you two! Stop fighting!" Ron interrupted. Ecco squeaked in agreement.
"Fred, you're here because you can supply us with top-of-the-line weaponry." Harry grumbled. "That's how we're going to beat those bad guys."
"Whatever we do..." Ron Weasley wondered. "We should do it fast. The authors will be arriving soon."
Tab and Ron Weasley had no idea of how right they were. At that moment, balls of white light streamed down from the sky, four to be exact. One landed in a desert region; another in a dark forest. Ball number three landed in a dense city. Number four landed in the same dark forest as the second ball.
In the desert region, Tallulah materialized on the sand.
"Where am I?"
She shook her head and started walking eastward. Gunshots rang out and she stopped in her tracks.
"Eek..."
In the dense city, NoiseTank13 stood in wonder of what just happened.
"Heh, this looks like Tokyo-to." he muttered.
NoiseTank13's idea was confirmed when a Love Shocker sneaked up behind him and tried to tag his back.
"Yo! Stay back!"
The Love Shocker skated away cursing.
"Man...that didn't take long."
In the dark forest, Thug Angel landed near a rock, right on her behind.
"Owie... This looks familiar. But I can't put my finger on it..."
An owl was heard.
"Oh, well. It'll come to me. I wonder where my demented chickens landed..."
In another region of the dark, spooky forest, Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) landed on the ground; after falling through a few tree limbs first of course.
"Where in living heaven and Hades am I?" she screamed.
"Josh?!" a voice rang out.
"Nya...I'm lost..." she mumbles.
Back in the garage, Tab was surprisingly pulling the mob together.
"Are we going to take this crud anymore?" Tab screams.
"No!" everyone else bellows back.
"Are we going to be free?"
"Yes!"
"Are we going to rip those idiot authors to shreds?!" the now excited Tab screamed in delight.
"Yes!" the mob confidently yelled.
A loud beeping was heard; it was Jim's cell phone.
"Hello?...Hey, Gilium...You did?!...Great!" Jim put his phone back in his pocket and shouted to Tab.
"Gilium found the authors!"
"Phat! Everyone, get into groups and find them! Ron, Harry, you're a team! Beat, Gum, Onishima, get to it! Gene, Jim, Melphina, go get them! Aisha, Suzuka, with me! They're going down!" Tab shouted while pumping his arm. The mob cheerred like a stadium full of football fans and ran out of the garage leaving a hopelss mess behind.
"And when you find them, show no mercy!" Tab added out on the street.
"Hey, Tab here! The authors finally got here! But they don't know what's going on! Heh, they don't know how hard it is to not get lost in FanFiction.net! The massacre begins next time in "Navigating The Labyrinth Of Cyberspace!"!"
"What are we waiting for?!" Aisha screamed at Tab. "Let's go!"