When A Gag Goes Too Far
Chapter 2: Navigating The Labyrinth Of Cyberspace!
A/N: I own nothing except myself. Oh and so there won't be any confusion (thanks to Tallulah and Disk for pointing this out to me) there are two Harrys and Rons in this. Harry MacDougall and Ron MacDougall, who are the MacDougall Brothers and are opposing the authors, and Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, who are trying to help the authors. This ought to make for great fun in later chapters! Ok I guess that takes care of that. I also gave a few of Thug Angel's demented chickens names; I hope you don't mind Thug Angel.
Tallulah was wandering around the desert aimlessly and trying to avoid whoever was shooting the gun.
"Geez, all that noise is hurting my ears..." she grumbled.
Suddenly, Tallulah saw a red dot on the horizon. She squinted at it as zoomed closer to her.
"A red convertible?" she murmured.
Soon, the car had sped up to her and suddenly stopped. The MacDougall Brothers had found Tallulah.
"Hey, are you Tallulah?" Ron asked her.
"Yes. Why?"
Harry whipped out a pistol.
"No reason." he replied as he pulled the trigger.
Tallulah, being the alert person she is, sidestepped the shot and was quite surprised when bullets flew from behind her toward the MacDougalls. A bullet struck Ron's arm.
"Vash!" Ron shouted cradling his wounded arm. "Stay out if this you peace-loving freak!"
"Vash?" Tallulah wondered.
A blonde haired man in a red trenchcoat stepped forward.
"You're not welcome here, MacDougalls." he said coldly. "Trigun territory is off limits to space trash."
"What about authors?" Ron spat at Vash.
"This is neutral ground. Take your fight somewhere else." Vash sneered. "Besides, she didn't open fire and is completely unarmed."
"Make us leave." Harry snapped.
"Run." Vash ordered Tallulah. "Get out of here! All heck is about to break lose!"
"But..." the authoress stammered. "I don't get it..."
"Run! And watch your step!" Vash screamed at her.
Tallulah turned tail and ran as Vash opened fire on the MacDougalls and vice versa.
"MacDougall Brothers...haven't I heard that from somwhere?" she wondered aloud as she ran through the desert at a surprising speed.
"To borrow a quote "I ain't in Kansas anymore"." Tallulah mumbled to herself. "I hope Vash is ok..."
Meanwhile in the dark and spooky forest, Thug Angel was trying to find her demented chickens, not to mention her way out of the forest.
"Hey! Ernie! Cluck-cluck?! Where are all of you?!" she screamed as she walked past a huge oak tree.
"Hello?! Is anyone there?!" an unknown voice answered.
Thug Angel stopped in her tracks by the oak tree.
"Who are you?!" Thug Angel shouted back.
"I'm not sure anymore, but I think I'm still Jessi (a.k.a. Crash)!"
"Jessi? The author?" Thug Angel wondered.
"That's me! Who are you?"
"Thug Angel."
"Hey! Long time, no e-mail!" Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) yelled back happily.
"Jessi-chan, where are you?"
"By a really big tree. How about you?"
"I'm by a really big tree too!" Thug Angel called back happily.
"Hiya Thug!" Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) shouted as she ran to Thug Angel's side of the tree effectively scaring Thug Angel out of her skull.
"Aiee! Don't do that!" Thug Angel screamed at her.
"Sorry, I'm just glad I have company. All I had to listen to a while ago was someone yelling "Josh" over and over!" Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) said trying to calm Thug Angel down.
"Hm...this forest is familiar... Jessi-chan, I think we're in the Blair With Project!" Thug Angel said, looking around.
"Yes!" an unkown voice cried from seemingly nowhere. "You are in FanFiction.net! So suffer!"
"I never saw The Blair Witch Project..." Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) grumbled while anime tears rolled down her face.
"Let's go. This forest is freaking me out." Thug Angel sighed. "Ugh, I've been wandering aroud this wooden maze for hours..."
In the Tokyo-to-look-a-like, NoiseTank13 had jumped, grinded, and climbed his way to the top of one of the Rokkaku Towers.
"Geez, what a world I've been transported to..." he mumbled as looked out onto the scenery.
NoiseTank13 was frozen to the spot. He saw cities, deserts, what seemed to be patches of outerspace, forests, and countrysides.
"This world is a maze... I wonder what's in the center... What's that?!"
Another ball of light fell from the sky, and landed in a countryside.
"Ok, that was a little weird... Now where do I go from here?"
"To jail, punk!" a familiar voice screamed.
NoiseTank13 turned aound. Onishima, Beat, and Gum were jumping from a helicopter to the top of the tower.
"Dang...." he mumbled as the three very angry people advanced toward him.
NoiseTank13 being the intelligent rudie he is, tried to escape, but another helicopter cut off his route, forcing him to stay on the roof.
Onishima pulled out his gun.
"Eat lead, punk!" the police captain screamed as he pulled the trigger.
"Aw crud! This is not my day!" the slightly scared rudie grumbled as several bullets hurtled towards him, not to mention right past him.
"Onishima, you missed! He's ten feet in front of you!"
"Shut it, Beat! We'll just handle this the good ol' fashion way. Fist fight!" Onishima chuckled as he cracked his knuckles.
NoiseTank13 gulped and ran for his life, past the helicopter and down the tower and onto the street with his pursuers hot on his tail .
Disk the GG appeared near Hagrid's cabin on the Hogwarts grounds. He stood up and brushed himself off.
"Whoa, what a ride." he mumbled.
"Hey! Who are you?!" a high yet commanding voice shouted.
Disk whirled around to face a shadowy figure who was holding a gun-like object to his forehead.
"Disk!"
"What are you doing here?"
"I don't know!"
"Are you an author?"
"Yeah..."
"Well in that case... Am I ever glad to see you!"
"Yo, Disk here! I land in the middle of nowhere and now I have a gun against my head! And this guy is happy to see me?! I'd hate to see how he treats unwanted guests! What's going on here?! Destinies collide next time in "The Fifth Author And Potter Join The Fray!"!"
"Harry, did you hear something?" Ron Weasely asked his friend.
"Yeah."
Chapter 2: Navigating The Labyrinth Of Cyberspace!
A/N: I own nothing except myself. Oh and so there won't be any confusion (thanks to Tallulah and Disk for pointing this out to me) there are two Harrys and Rons in this. Harry MacDougall and Ron MacDougall, who are the MacDougall Brothers and are opposing the authors, and Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, who are trying to help the authors. This ought to make for great fun in later chapters! Ok I guess that takes care of that. I also gave a few of Thug Angel's demented chickens names; I hope you don't mind Thug Angel.
Tallulah was wandering around the desert aimlessly and trying to avoid whoever was shooting the gun.
"Geez, all that noise is hurting my ears..." she grumbled.
Suddenly, Tallulah saw a red dot on the horizon. She squinted at it as zoomed closer to her.
"A red convertible?" she murmured.
Soon, the car had sped up to her and suddenly stopped. The MacDougall Brothers had found Tallulah.
"Hey, are you Tallulah?" Ron asked her.
"Yes. Why?"
Harry whipped out a pistol.
"No reason." he replied as he pulled the trigger.
Tallulah, being the alert person she is, sidestepped the shot and was quite surprised when bullets flew from behind her toward the MacDougalls. A bullet struck Ron's arm.
"Vash!" Ron shouted cradling his wounded arm. "Stay out if this you peace-loving freak!"
"Vash?" Tallulah wondered.
A blonde haired man in a red trenchcoat stepped forward.
"You're not welcome here, MacDougalls." he said coldly. "Trigun territory is off limits to space trash."
"What about authors?" Ron spat at Vash.
"This is neutral ground. Take your fight somewhere else." Vash sneered. "Besides, she didn't open fire and is completely unarmed."
"Make us leave." Harry snapped.
"Run." Vash ordered Tallulah. "Get out of here! All heck is about to break lose!"
"But..." the authoress stammered. "I don't get it..."
"Run! And watch your step!" Vash screamed at her.
Tallulah turned tail and ran as Vash opened fire on the MacDougalls and vice versa.
"MacDougall Brothers...haven't I heard that from somwhere?" she wondered aloud as she ran through the desert at a surprising speed.
"To borrow a quote "I ain't in Kansas anymore"." Tallulah mumbled to herself. "I hope Vash is ok..."
Meanwhile in the dark and spooky forest, Thug Angel was trying to find her demented chickens, not to mention her way out of the forest.
"Hey! Ernie! Cluck-cluck?! Where are all of you?!" she screamed as she walked past a huge oak tree.
"Hello?! Is anyone there?!" an unknown voice answered.
Thug Angel stopped in her tracks by the oak tree.
"Who are you?!" Thug Angel shouted back.
"I'm not sure anymore, but I think I'm still Jessi (a.k.a. Crash)!"
"Jessi? The author?" Thug Angel wondered.
"That's me! Who are you?"
"Thug Angel."
"Hey! Long time, no e-mail!" Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) yelled back happily.
"Jessi-chan, where are you?"
"By a really big tree. How about you?"
"I'm by a really big tree too!" Thug Angel called back happily.
"Hiya Thug!" Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) shouted as she ran to Thug Angel's side of the tree effectively scaring Thug Angel out of her skull.
"Aiee! Don't do that!" Thug Angel screamed at her.
"Sorry, I'm just glad I have company. All I had to listen to a while ago was someone yelling "Josh" over and over!" Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) said trying to calm Thug Angel down.
"Hm...this forest is familiar... Jessi-chan, I think we're in the Blair With Project!" Thug Angel said, looking around.
"Yes!" an unkown voice cried from seemingly nowhere. "You are in FanFiction.net! So suffer!"
"I never saw The Blair Witch Project..." Jessi (a.k.a. Crash) grumbled while anime tears rolled down her face.
"Let's go. This forest is freaking me out." Thug Angel sighed. "Ugh, I've been wandering aroud this wooden maze for hours..."
In the Tokyo-to-look-a-like, NoiseTank13 had jumped, grinded, and climbed his way to the top of one of the Rokkaku Towers.
"Geez, what a world I've been transported to..." he mumbled as looked out onto the scenery.
NoiseTank13 was frozen to the spot. He saw cities, deserts, what seemed to be patches of outerspace, forests, and countrysides.
"This world is a maze... I wonder what's in the center... What's that?!"
Another ball of light fell from the sky, and landed in a countryside.
"Ok, that was a little weird... Now where do I go from here?"
"To jail, punk!" a familiar voice screamed.
NoiseTank13 turned aound. Onishima, Beat, and Gum were jumping from a helicopter to the top of the tower.
"Dang...." he mumbled as the three very angry people advanced toward him.
NoiseTank13 being the intelligent rudie he is, tried to escape, but another helicopter cut off his route, forcing him to stay on the roof.
Onishima pulled out his gun.
"Eat lead, punk!" the police captain screamed as he pulled the trigger.
"Aw crud! This is not my day!" the slightly scared rudie grumbled as several bullets hurtled towards him, not to mention right past him.
"Onishima, you missed! He's ten feet in front of you!"
"Shut it, Beat! We'll just handle this the good ol' fashion way. Fist fight!" Onishima chuckled as he cracked his knuckles.
NoiseTank13 gulped and ran for his life, past the helicopter and down the tower and onto the street with his pursuers hot on his tail .
Disk the GG appeared near Hagrid's cabin on the Hogwarts grounds. He stood up and brushed himself off.
"Whoa, what a ride." he mumbled.
"Hey! Who are you?!" a high yet commanding voice shouted.
Disk whirled around to face a shadowy figure who was holding a gun-like object to his forehead.
"Disk!"
"What are you doing here?"
"I don't know!"
"Are you an author?"
"Yeah..."
"Well in that case... Am I ever glad to see you!"
"Yo, Disk here! I land in the middle of nowhere and now I have a gun against my head! And this guy is happy to see me?! I'd hate to see how he treats unwanted guests! What's going on here?! Destinies collide next time in "The Fifth Author And Potter Join The Fray!"!"
"Harry, did you hear something?" Ron Weasely asked his friend.
"Yeah."