Author's Note: Don't ask how I came up wit it...I just did. Maybe it was because of all the good reviews that I for "The Great Sauron"!! ^.^


****LOTR Rap



Gandalf is the leader of the pack,
Man, Aragorn has some nice ab.
Boromir was taken by the Ring,
Legolas, for me, will sing!
Sam was in the garden planting flowers,
While Merry and Pippen were watching Austin Powers!
Frodo brought all the hussle and bussle,
GOD! I would hate to see Gimli do the Truffle Shuffle. .




Author's Note: REVIEW! REVIEW! The PsyCHo PeNgUIn tells you to REVIEW! lol