T.D.: All right, who hid the bagels?

Pegasus: *Munch* I don't know.

T.D.: Then what are you eating?

Pegasus: My red wine of course.

T.D.: Wine doesn't go munch.

Pegasus: So I took off a bit of the glass.

T.D.: All right, then who did take the bagels?

Pegasus: Joey!

Joey: What? I walk in and already I'm in trouble.

Seto: Ha! Hey wait, where's that fan girl?

Karen: You don't need to worry about her any more.

T.D.: Did you feed her to the chair of doom?

Karen: Now why would I do that?

T.D.: Because you're at war with her, in the same class as her, and plotting against her.

Karen: Well, when you put it that way, I do look like a suspect.

T.D.: Oh well, she'll probably show up by the end of the chapter.



"I'll start off with my Wing Weaver again and power it up with Elf's Grace."

"I'll use a power far greater, Blue Eyes White Dragon!"

"It may be powerful, but it is no match for my Wing Weaver..."

"Until I transform this area into a mountainous region."

The air thrummed with energy as the ground around them started to rise up into peaks around them. The ground continued to rise and soon the area around them was a miniature mountain range on which the dragon perched.

"Now Blue Eyes attack!"

The dragon took flight and left its perch behind to attack with a lightning blast directed at the Wing Weaver.

"No, my Wing Weaver!"

"Ha! Now you face the true power of our guild."

"Oh, I'm not done yet, Dragon Capture Jar!"

"What? No! My Blue Eyes! Very well, I'll just summon another one."

"Next, I'll use a Dragon Piper to pull the dragon under my control and so now I have my very own Blue Eyes White Dragon."

"You'll pay for that."

"Now I'll bring a book of mine to life. This book of my own creation has tales of humor and delight and hilarious characters. Presenting the one and only, Toon World! And, for a limited time only, my new fun, the Blue Eyes Toon Dragon! But wait, there's more, I'll write in a new addition to the story and create the Shine Castle! Now then my beautiful Blue Eyes, attack!"

"Ah! My Blue Eyes! What have you done?!"

"I've given it a beautiful makeover and now it's stronger than ever."

""There has to be a way around, so I'll play another Blue Eyes."

"Didn't you learn the first time? I'll just destroy it and resurrect it too."

"I don't care, there must be a hole in tour plan somewhere. Blue Eyes White Dragon."

"Oh, then I'll just take that one too and fuse it with the other two. Emerge mighty Blue Eyes Ultimate Toon!"

"No! You've taken my strategy and created a monster."

"Of course it's a monster, just like any other."

"It's hideous!"

"If you want hideous, you should see this guy from earlier."

"It's a horror!"

"Now you've taken this too far, Ultimate Toon, Neutron Zap!"

The mighty dragon stepped forward and prepared for the blast. This would end it all.

"Stop! If you kill me now, you have nothing left to learn our secrets!"

"Very well, but you will know me as your better."

"Yes, we are at your command, just remember your promise."

"I will never forget. I will do this through learning your skills and teaching your kind the dice magics."

"Then this is a good day for all."

Crawford felt a surge of reassurance as he realized the new power he wielded.

"My wife, my dead wife, we can bring her back now?"

"I am afraid we are short of that skill, but once the pharaoh falls, we can. That is your task which you must complete."

"Then master it I shall. With my magic and my toons I can rule the world, now do you guys have any red wine?"

"We will get you anything you need."

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"Including fresh dates and other fruits?"

"Anything."

"And my own followers?"

"Anything."

"And a temple?"

"Almost anything."

"Okay, that was a wild toss, so do we have any camels to go to the capitol?"

"Anything."

"Good, then let us be off."

"Anything." *whack* "Sorry, I get stuck sometimes."

"Then let us be off."

"Any...all right sir."

"And no more appear out of nowhere stuff."

"We could teach you how to do that you know."

"Of course, it's simple really."

"Then show me how."

"Now you go like this and you turn like this, think of where you want to go and..."

And sure enough, the priest was gone.

"Sorry, I guess showing you wasn't the best way of doing it."

"Then let us be off."

"Right sir."

"And don't forget my wine."

"Anything."





T.D.: Well, there you have it, yet another semi fun chapter.

Cheetoh: All right Karen, I know you tried to push me into the chair.

J.G.: Luckily I came along.

Cheetoh: Except you almost fell in too.

J.G.: Quite you.

Joey: Can I go home now?

J.G.: No!

Seto: HA! This chapter keeps getting better...

Cheetoh: Seto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: AH! She found me! Get her off! Get her off!

Pegasus: Those were some good bagels.

T.D.: So you did take them!

Pegasus: No I didn't, I just bought these.

Kirbygurl: I'm back, did I miss anything?

T.D.: I don't know, ask Peggy.

Kirbygurl: He's here? Where?

Pegasus: *after a costume change and using a lower voice* He went that way.

Kirbygurl: Peggy!!!! *Runs down the hallway*

Joey: You were right Kiaba, this has been fun.

Seto: Emphasis on was! You lost to the monkey!!

Joey: *Sits in a corner pouting* I almost beat him...

Yami: I always come in at the wrong time, don't I?

T.D.: You're right about that.

Tea: Is Yami here?

Yami: Yes I am.

Tea: Good. You stood me up on our date last night!

Yami: I had to duel.

Tea: That's your excuse every time!

Yami: It's either that, or I'll lose my ranking in dueling.

Tea: You've won so many, it doesn't matter anymore.

Yami: Fine, how about Friday night.

Tea: Don't cross me again Yami, you be there!

Yami: All right, all right, I'll be there.

T.D.: Hey Cheetoh, what'd you do with the chopper?

Cheetoh: Umm...do you want the general area or the location of each piece?

T.D.: Never mind...

Theis: Hey Cheetoh, here's a declaration of war on your country, please sign here.

T.D.: Well, anyway, R&R and ignore the monkeys in the zoo, they really aren't that friendly if they convince you to take them home...