Redwall gameshow
Madness: Hello! I'm gonna be your new host! Doomed Strawberry, um, wanted to take a break. So I'm gonna take his job!
Audience: (cheers and applause)
Doomed Strawberry: (runs in drunk) I donnn't wanna to no breaks!
Madness: (looks at Doomed Strawberry with disgust) Um, Security! (Security drags Doomed Strawberry off the set) Thank you. Ahem, Now, before we begin, I would like to introduce our contestants! Come on in Triss and Cornflower! (Triss and Cornflower walk in) Your first question is; when did the monkeys come to Redwall and destroy everyone?
Triss and Cornflower: (look startled)
Mad: What type of question is this? There are no monkeys in Redwall! (Looks over behind curtains) DOOMED STRAWBERRY! STOP WRITING NONSENSE QUESTIONS! OR I'LL FEED U TO THE RABID SQUIRRELS!
Doomed Strawberry: (runs away)
Mad: Okay, now for your first REAL question. When did Shogg die?
Triss: (runs off stage crying)
Cornflower: Wot is she crying for?
Mad: Well, u see, Shogg was her friend and kinda, died.
Cornflower: Oh. WELL SHE NEEDS TO GET OVER IT!
Mad: Who is writing these questions?
Cornflower: (points to door) (Doomed Strawberry is standing there, with a typewriter typing disturbing questions)
Mad:....DOOMED STRAWBERRY!! I'M GONNA FEED U TO THE SQUIRRELS! (starts chasing him around the set) (catches him and throws him in a pit) (police come rushing in and arrest Mad)
Police: You are under arrest for throwing Doomed Strawberry in a pit full of squirrels. So now we get to take u to jail! ^_^
Mad: Not again..
I own nothing! Hear, me? NOTHING! Except my pet rabid squirrels. (hugs rabid squirrel) awwwwww, so cute!
Please review! For the children?
I enjoy flames. They are fun to eat.
Madness: Hello! I'm gonna be your new host! Doomed Strawberry, um, wanted to take a break. So I'm gonna take his job!
Audience: (cheers and applause)
Doomed Strawberry: (runs in drunk) I donnn't wanna to no breaks!
Madness: (looks at Doomed Strawberry with disgust) Um, Security! (Security drags Doomed Strawberry off the set) Thank you. Ahem, Now, before we begin, I would like to introduce our contestants! Come on in Triss and Cornflower! (Triss and Cornflower walk in) Your first question is; when did the monkeys come to Redwall and destroy everyone?
Triss and Cornflower: (look startled)
Mad: What type of question is this? There are no monkeys in Redwall! (Looks over behind curtains) DOOMED STRAWBERRY! STOP WRITING NONSENSE QUESTIONS! OR I'LL FEED U TO THE RABID SQUIRRELS!
Doomed Strawberry: (runs away)
Mad: Okay, now for your first REAL question. When did Shogg die?
Triss: (runs off stage crying)
Cornflower: Wot is she crying for?
Mad: Well, u see, Shogg was her friend and kinda, died.
Cornflower: Oh. WELL SHE NEEDS TO GET OVER IT!
Mad: Who is writing these questions?
Cornflower: (points to door) (Doomed Strawberry is standing there, with a typewriter typing disturbing questions)
Mad:....DOOMED STRAWBERRY!! I'M GONNA FEED U TO THE SQUIRRELS! (starts chasing him around the set) (catches him and throws him in a pit) (police come rushing in and arrest Mad)
Police: You are under arrest for throwing Doomed Strawberry in a pit full of squirrels. So now we get to take u to jail! ^_^
Mad: Not again..
I own nothing! Hear, me? NOTHING! Except my pet rabid squirrels. (hugs rabid squirrel) awwwwww, so cute!
Please review! For the children?
I enjoy flames. They are fun to eat.