Doomed Strawberry: (slurps slurpie) Hi folks! I'm back! They couldn't find
another person to replace me, so I'm gonna be your new host!
Audience: (weeps)
Doomed Strawberry: Are those tears of joy or misery?
Audience: MISERY!
Doomed Strawberry: Aw, shut up. Now, back by popular demand, Mat and Meo! Triss and Cornflower are also here.
Triss: It's Trisscar u idiot! SO take, THAT BACK! (Hisses)
Doomed Strawberry: Excuse me then, TRISSCAR, Meo, Mat, and Cornflower.
Audience: (claps hands excitedly)
Doomed Strawberry: (to ceiling) Why God, why don't they like me?
(Light comes from secret trap door from the secret ceiling)
God: I don't know
(Light goes back and trap door closes)
Mat: Well that was unexpected.
Doomed Strawberry: Well that answered my question. But now for your questions. Is Cornflower still mad?
Meo and Mat: Well duh!
Triss: Who's Cornflower?
CF: I am the madness that will take over your heart and rain misery to those you hate, and leave loved ones in despair. WHERE ARE THE MONKIES?!?!
Triss: Oh yeah..
Doomed Strawberry: Well, for once Meo and Mat got something right! But the thing the got wrong was why haven't they put CF in a mental hospital yet.
Mat: Father abbot doesn't believe in mental hospitals. That's what he said last year when we tried to put Martin in one. He just haunted to many people's dreams.(shakes head sadly)
Doomed Strawberry: Oh. Well, next question. Who is Tag?
Triss: (hits buzzer excitedly) Oh, that fat otter dude!
Doomed Strawberry: Well, I guess that's right. Next question-
CF: Dude, you're getting a dell! Get it before the wolves come! Where's my moose? I'll cu later pig! (runs off stage)
Doomed Strawberry: (O.O) Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy....Um, time for the score!
(random song of your choice plays)
SCORE!!!!!!!!!
Mat: 1!
Meo:1!
Triss: 1!
CF: She left idiot!
Doomed Strawberry: Next question. How did Abbot Mortimier die?
Mat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off stage weeping)
Doomed Strawberry: (smiles) I love to see misery
Triss: That fat rat came and hit with that tail thing that had the poison thing on it and it 'im. Then the poison stuff went through his veins and he died. The end!
Doomed Strawberry: Um, yes. Mat, can u please come back?
(no response)
Okay, next time Mat will be here, but all of u other people won't! Bye!!!!!!!
Announcer Dude: Trisscar has won a free trip to Washington D.C., even though she won't be able to go! And Meo has won $1,00,00,000,00, though he won't be able to claim it 'cuz there is no such thing as money in Redwall!
Review box: Feed me.with reviews! Or I'll starve, and then crumple up and die. And I don't wanna die!
Audience: (weeps)
Doomed Strawberry: Are those tears of joy or misery?
Audience: MISERY!
Doomed Strawberry: Aw, shut up. Now, back by popular demand, Mat and Meo! Triss and Cornflower are also here.
Triss: It's Trisscar u idiot! SO take, THAT BACK! (Hisses)
Doomed Strawberry: Excuse me then, TRISSCAR, Meo, Mat, and Cornflower.
Audience: (claps hands excitedly)
Doomed Strawberry: (to ceiling) Why God, why don't they like me?
(Light comes from secret trap door from the secret ceiling)
God: I don't know
(Light goes back and trap door closes)
Mat: Well that was unexpected.
Doomed Strawberry: Well that answered my question. But now for your questions. Is Cornflower still mad?
Meo and Mat: Well duh!
Triss: Who's Cornflower?
CF: I am the madness that will take over your heart and rain misery to those you hate, and leave loved ones in despair. WHERE ARE THE MONKIES?!?!
Triss: Oh yeah..
Doomed Strawberry: Well, for once Meo and Mat got something right! But the thing the got wrong was why haven't they put CF in a mental hospital yet.
Mat: Father abbot doesn't believe in mental hospitals. That's what he said last year when we tried to put Martin in one. He just haunted to many people's dreams.(shakes head sadly)
Doomed Strawberry: Oh. Well, next question. Who is Tag?
Triss: (hits buzzer excitedly) Oh, that fat otter dude!
Doomed Strawberry: Well, I guess that's right. Next question-
CF: Dude, you're getting a dell! Get it before the wolves come! Where's my moose? I'll cu later pig! (runs off stage)
Doomed Strawberry: (O.O) Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy....Um, time for the score!
(random song of your choice plays)
SCORE!!!!!!!!!
Mat: 1!
Meo:1!
Triss: 1!
CF: She left idiot!
Doomed Strawberry: Next question. How did Abbot Mortimier die?
Mat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off stage weeping)
Doomed Strawberry: (smiles) I love to see misery
Triss: That fat rat came and hit with that tail thing that had the poison thing on it and it 'im. Then the poison stuff went through his veins and he died. The end!
Doomed Strawberry: Um, yes. Mat, can u please come back?
(no response)
Okay, next time Mat will be here, but all of u other people won't! Bye!!!!!!!
Announcer Dude: Trisscar has won a free trip to Washington D.C., even though she won't be able to go! And Meo has won $1,00,00,000,00, though he won't be able to claim it 'cuz there is no such thing as money in Redwall!
Review box: Feed me.with reviews! Or I'll starve, and then crumple up and die. And I don't wanna die!