Doomed Strawberry: (sighs) hello. Audience shut up. Today's contestants
are.Mat and Tansy!
Tansy: What?
Mat: This is waaay tooooo familiar.
DS: Shut it. Now walk over there to the buzzers, or be doomed!
T and Mat walk over to the buzzers.
DS: There. Now, your first question is; what did Samkin do?
Mat: (hits buzzer) Samkin went outside during a storm, stood under that tall place, and the sword fell beside him. Then he and arula took the sword saved the day. (Smirks)
T: Show off.
DS: wow that's right. One point! Next question.How many books are in this series?
T: What series?
Mat: (hits buzzer) There's 15 in the Redwall series, excluding the tribes of whatever books. Beat that T! (Smirks)
T: Beat what?
DS: Wow, Mat, you're on fire! (Fire alarm goes off) In fact, I think we should introduce u both into this one bonus round that'll never happen again! Now, will both of u please step over there?
(T and Mat walk over to wherever DS was pointing to)
DS: Now, the pint of this bonus round is to.do something. That something is to kill Martin.
T: Which Martin?
DS: The first.
T: But nobody knows anything about him. (A/n Remember in Legend of Luke, Luke says" I'll name me son after his granddaddy, Martin!" or something like that? Well, anyway, there was another Martin in Martin's family. Does that make sense?)
DS: I mean, the second Martin that saved all humanity.
Mat: Cool! I've always wanted to kill that freak!
DS: Well here's your chance!
(Mat and T run over to where DS is pointing to. Martin walks out waving and yelling "HI GUYS!!!". T runs up and bites him while Mat starts punching him. Martin falls over, pretending to be dead. Mat and T cheer for joy, since they just killed the weird guy that haunts their abbey)
DS: OOPS, U two didn't kill him! Now for the final score!
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Tansy: 0! She's an idiot!
T: Am not!
Matthias: 2! He won the game!
Mat: yay.
Announcer dude: (talking really fast) Mat has won a GBA, PS2, GameCube, Xbox, and a big screen TV! Too bad he won't be able to use these though, there is no electricity in Redwall! (laughs mockingly)
Mat: Electricity?
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Tansy: What?
Mat: This is waaay tooooo familiar.
DS: Shut it. Now walk over there to the buzzers, or be doomed!
T and Mat walk over to the buzzers.
DS: There. Now, your first question is; what did Samkin do?
Mat: (hits buzzer) Samkin went outside during a storm, stood under that tall place, and the sword fell beside him. Then he and arula took the sword saved the day. (Smirks)
T: Show off.
DS: wow that's right. One point! Next question.How many books are in this series?
T: What series?
Mat: (hits buzzer) There's 15 in the Redwall series, excluding the tribes of whatever books. Beat that T! (Smirks)
T: Beat what?
DS: Wow, Mat, you're on fire! (Fire alarm goes off) In fact, I think we should introduce u both into this one bonus round that'll never happen again! Now, will both of u please step over there?
(T and Mat walk over to wherever DS was pointing to)
DS: Now, the pint of this bonus round is to.do something. That something is to kill Martin.
T: Which Martin?
DS: The first.
T: But nobody knows anything about him. (A/n Remember in Legend of Luke, Luke says" I'll name me son after his granddaddy, Martin!" or something like that? Well, anyway, there was another Martin in Martin's family. Does that make sense?)
DS: I mean, the second Martin that saved all humanity.
Mat: Cool! I've always wanted to kill that freak!
DS: Well here's your chance!
(Mat and T run over to where DS is pointing to. Martin walks out waving and yelling "HI GUYS!!!". T runs up and bites him while Mat starts punching him. Martin falls over, pretending to be dead. Mat and T cheer for joy, since they just killed the weird guy that haunts their abbey)
DS: OOPS, U two didn't kill him! Now for the final score!
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Tansy: 0! She's an idiot!
T: Am not!
Matthias: 2! He won the game!
Mat: yay.
Announcer dude: (talking really fast) Mat has won a GBA, PS2, GameCube, Xbox, and a big screen TV! Too bad he won't be able to use these though, there is no electricity in Redwall! (laughs mockingly)
Mat: Electricity?
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