A/N: Sorry I switched to script style in the middle of a Fic but the auditions were just easier to write this way.
Auditions for Zell
Director: Next…Cloud
Cloud remains sitting on the side stroking his Buster Sword.
Director: Cloud Strife
Cloud jumps and walks up.
Director: Just do some punches and kicks first.
Cloud: Sword?
Director: Punches and kicks.
Cloud: Sword?
Director: [exasperated] punches and kicks, y'know like Bruce Lee 'watahh' stuff.
Cloud: Sword?
*Tifa runs on and beats Cloud to the ground with a stunning Martial Arts set. *
Sabin: This part is mine
Tifa: Fight for it
Both perform extravagant Kung Fu sets to warm up.
Director: [sighs] Okay whoever wins this fight gets to be Zell.
Sabin goes in with a steal-a-step sidekick but is pinned to the ground by Tifa's breasts. She gets up leaving Sabin lying on the floor with a dopey smile on his face.
Director: Oh dammit I was sure that guy would win that.