Director: Next…Vincent Valentine
Vincent: … [antisocial vibes emanating everywhere]
Director: This guy is perfect, but we have one more
Shadow: … [mega-antisocial vibes emanating everywhere]
Director: This guy is even better!
Vincent spins Death Penalty on his thumb and lets off a round into the directors knee.
Director: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
Aeris: Cure 3
Director: …dge
Aeris: Fudge? What sort of sad, pathetic weirdo are you. Just say fuck like a normal person.
Director: That's exactly the sort of person we need for Squall. You're hired.
A shuirken hits the director in the back of the head.
Aeris: [picks up the script from the directors cold dead hands] '…' 'Whatever' '…' Hey these lines are easy.
Cloud: What happened to the director?
Aeris: Dead.
Cloud: Hey you're very non-talkative all of a sudden.
Aeris: …
Cloud: Well then I guess I'll have to be the director, Heheeahuwahaha.
A baseball bat came creaming down on Clouds skull
Sephiroth: In your dreams dumb ass. [Sits down in the director's chair and picks up the megaphone]