Sephiroth: Next
Celes: [seductively] Hi Sephy.
Sephiroth: You know I have an absolutely massive sword
Celes: So do I.
Sephiroth: I really hope we're talking about different things here.
Celes: Huh?
Sephiroth: To put it another way I have two really big swords.
Celes: Really? Me too.
Sephiroth: If I cast you as Quistis will you go away and never come near me again.
Celes: Actually I don't want to work with a director who pretends to like swords but doesn't really. But before I leave have a look at my swords.
Sephiroth begins to avert his eyes fearing the worst. Celes held out a Broadsword and a Katana then turns to leave.
Sephiroth: Wait there's been a misunderstanding. [Celes doesn't hear.] Dammit why does this always happen to me.
Celes bumped into Cloud on the way out
Celes: Do you like my swords? Sephiroth was being a bit weird about them.
Celes held out her swords again
Cloud: Cool. I'll trade my Buster sword for them. It's really big so it's a fair trade.
Celes: Wow that is big. [Swaps swords with Cloud]
Celes and Cloud walk off talking about swords
Sephiroth: Why am I the only person on this planet who gets confused when people talk about the size of their swords.
Quistis: Can I be Quistis.
Sephiroth: Sure. I'm going for a coffee break