Tifa sits down on a sofa next to Aeris. A blonde haired boy, about 14 is serving drinks.
Zidane: Hey Tifa would you like milk or sugar, or maybe some of my milk if you know what I mean.
Tifa: Piss off you little retard.
Aeris: He's only 14 and he's trying to get some, what a horny little git.
Zidane sees Terra walk past and slips out to follow her.
Aeris: How did your Zell audition go?
Tifa: Sabin's a pretty good fighter but nothing can compare to my lap attack.
Aeris: That's a pretty slutty way of getting a part. I got my part by swearing at the director
Tifa: I didn't know they'd done the Selphie auditions yet.
Aeris: They haven't. I'm Squall.
Squall: [who was sitting on a chair near them] What! They cast a girl as me instead of me! [Storms out destroying a lot of stuff with his gunblade.]
Tifa: You come here to try and get Selphie and you wind up as Squall, how does that work.
Aeris: I don't know but I get a main character's salary and I hardly say any lines.
Tifa: Now that is a good job.
Cloud walks in.
Aeris: [Takes a deep breath] Hey-Cloud-now-that-I'm-getting-a-gunblade-which-is-a-type-of-sword-you'll-like-me-better-than-Tifa-right?
Cloud: Umm I dunno. It is part gun…
Tifa: Cloud where's your Buster Sword?
Cloud: I traded it for these.
Cloud held out Celes' swords
They step outside the room and see everybody from 4-6 talking in little groups, trading swords.
Sephiroth walks in
Sephiroth: Oh my God its Pokemon cards all over again. [Runs away screaming.]
Cloud: Unfortunately you losers have no swords so I'm going to go hang around with my sword buddies. [Pulls down an eyelid and sticks his tongue out. Then goes over to Celes who is still holding the Buster sword protectively.]
Aeris and Tifa stare at the groups of people.
Tifa: How childish
Aeris: So immature
*Awkward silence *
Tifa: Want to get some swords?
Aeris: Yeah
The two run off to the nearest weapons shop.
Sephiroth: [on the megaphone] Auditions for the part of Selphie Tilmett now.