Auditions for Rinoa
Sephiroth: Okay next part is Rinoa…
Director: Hey that's my job
Sephiroth: When did you come back from the dead?
Director: Some kind people took pity on my corpse which you threw out with the trash and gave me a phoenix down
Sephiroth: Okay, it's all yours [stands back]
Director: Right…Rinoa. [Looks around and sees a long black haired figure with their back turned to him.] Ah that person looks perfect [walks over and taps them on the shoulder] Congratulations you're the new Rinoa Heartilly
Vincent spun around and planted a bullet from death penalty between the director's eyes.
Sephiroth: [Looks at the list of applicants for Rinoa] Why are all the names crossed off
Zidane: Because no one wants to do FF8 now because they're all more interested in swords
Sephiroth: I wasn't asking you.
Zidane: Who were you asking, there's no one else here.
Sephiroth: [sarcastically] The little voices in my head, now piss off.
Sephiroth walked over to the nearest group of people and grabbed Rosa by the arm.
Sephiroth: Will you please be Rinoa
Rosa: No…she doesn't get a sword
Sephiroth: What if I change the script so that Rinoa has a gunblade and Squall has a weird disc thing?
Rosa: Okay!
Aeris: Hey no fair, you can't take my gunblade
Aeris tackles Sephiroth and starts pummelling him in the stomach.
Sephiroth: [to Aeris] Okay I won't change the script [To Rosa] Rosa would you please just be Rinoa
Rosa: No.
Sephiroth throws Aeris off him and gets up.
Sephiroth: [Throws a nearby bucket of black paint over Rosa's hair] DO THE PART OR I'LL DESTROY THE PLANET
Rosa: Eww, sticky, but still no.
Sephiroth fumes back to the director's chair and watches as some janitors pick up the directors corpse and once again throw it out the door.
Sephiroth: In the meantime we'll just do Laguna. Hey Vincent, you'd be good at this part
Vincent: A goofy, clumsy idiot?! [Jokingly] I'd rather be Rinoa
Sephiroth: At last we have a Rinoa [walks off]
Vincent: No! That's not what I meant, I was…Oh man, stuff like this always happens to me.
Vincent turns and runs firing shots behind him at the make-up and wardrobe crew.