September 2nd
Boyfriends: 0 Crushes: 1 Mortal enemies: 1 Celebs known: 1
8.00am
I didn't realise Harry Potter had been sorted into Gryffindor. I think I was too busy talking to Alicia about Angelina's new haircut (which, may I add, makes her look AWFUL).
But I know someone famous - YAY!
Well, he's a nice kid. A bit dorky, perhaps, but I'm sure he'll do okay.
9.15am
Scratch that last bit, I've just seen the look Snape gave him from the teacher's table. He's in for a hard time there.
I think it's because he's the boy who lived, and Snape is definitely a Death eater. Or a Vampire. Or a Vampire Death Eater. Is it possible to be both?
9.20am
Heheh! He can be all right though. He's funny, in a weird sarcastic way. A bit like me, sometimes. That's why he doesn't like me, my amazing wit! He doesn't seem to like that at all - but I can't help it!
He just doesn't like knowing that I'm better than him at certain things. Oh well, I'll just try to stop being rude. If he'll wash his hair. Honestly, it's gross to the point of distraction!!
Damn! Just dropped my diary in Alicia's cereal! I shouldn't eat and write.
9.30am
He just walked past, and he saw me scribbling away! Hehehe - you know what he said??
'Miss Reynolds - I'm surprised you managed to past 4th year.'
So I smiled, It's the best way to annoy him, it really is. Look cheerful!
'How could I not, sir? With such an excellent potions grade!'
Then he sneered, and saw my diary.
'And what would you be working so hard on, already?'
'Love letters, Professor.' I said, with a very straight face, even though Alicia sitting next to me was shovelling porridge in her mouth to stop the giggles. I'm really getting rather good at this - Snape-baiting, I like to call it.
He smirked, and leant forward a little. I could see Alicia out of the corner of my eye, trying to pretend she wasn't there. She always gets very uncomfortable when me and Snapey have our little 'chats'. She doesn't know what to do.
'And to whom - ' he said, in his silkiest voice. ' - would the aforementioned love letters be addressed?'
I smiled, sweetly, and tilted my head to one side. 'To you, Professor Snape.' I said, perfectly calmly.
Snape is so used to me he didn't even raise an eyebrow.
'Indeed, Miss Reynolds. But I would be grateful if your little infatuation with me doesn't affect your classwork. I wouldn't want you getting bad marks in potions, now would I?'
I smiled again 'I'll try sir.' I said, and Alicia gave up on the porridge plan and collapsed into giggles again as Snape stalked off.
'What's so funny, Alicia?' I asked her. 'Compared to some of the things you've heard me say to Snape that wasn't that funny.'
'It wasn't that!' she laughed.
I gave her my best 'patronising glare'. 'What was it then?'
'Snape said hard-on!!'
'Oh grow up!'
Alicia always worries about me saying things like that to Snape, but it is the first day, I suppose I'd better tone it down after this. Anyway, come Friday he will have forgotten about our little conversation. We always have potions on a Friday.
9.45am
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McGonagall just gave us our timetables......
Guess what I have first? POTIONS.
Can you BELIEVE that?? Me and my stupid big mouth!!
Excuse me, I'm just off to shut my head in a door.
6.00pm
DAMN! It happened again, I couldn't help myself! It's one thing to annoy Snape when it's just me and him. It's another thing to annoy him in front of a class.
So he 'swooped' in dramatically, and then went on to do his 'There will be no foolish wand-waving.etc etc.' speechy thing.
So I put my hand up and - look, all I said was 'We're not first years, Professor.'
Which was THE worst thing I could have said, cos he rounded on me, and started asking me questions!
How do I know where a bloody bezoar comes from? Belly of a goat - my arse!!
Well.maybe I should have kept quiet, and not answered. And I REALLY should NOT have answered:-
' Kentucky Fried Bezoars?'
Oh well - everyone else thought it was funny, even if he didn't. Oh, and when I say 'everyone' you know I'm excluding people without a sense of humour.
Eg. McGonagall and Angelina Johnson.
Our dear Head of House (note the sarcasm) got a detailed account of what happened in potions from daaaaaaarling Angelina, and McGonagall had a go at me.
It's only 10 stinking points, woman!!
10.15pm
We were in the common room, me, Oliver and Angelina (she wouldn't leave!). And you know what Wood said to me?
'Nice one, Reynolds!' about the potions thingy, he thought it was funny!! Yaaaaay!! It was sooooooo worth it. I'm going to do it again. Not soon though.
But then he reminded me about trying out for the team, and that BITCH Angelina said 'Jessica? Try out for the team? Jessica can't even fly straight, you should have seen her in 1st year.'
Oliver looked at me, and I gave mental KICKS to Angelina, bitch! Just because she is really good at flying and really wants this place on the team cos she's been waiting for the chaser last year to leave. Doesn't mean she can stop me!
Well - technically she can! To be fair to her, she is really good. And she's the only other person who wants to be the 3rd chaser this year - I'd better start practising. Alicia and Katie will help me, they've been on the team since 2nd year.
Yes, they're good friends and they will help me. Failing that, I will poison Angelina.
Tomorrow
Or Saturday.
Weather depending.
Boyfriends: 0 Crushes: 1 Mortal enemies: 1 Celebs known: 1
8.00am
I didn't realise Harry Potter had been sorted into Gryffindor. I think I was too busy talking to Alicia about Angelina's new haircut (which, may I add, makes her look AWFUL).
But I know someone famous - YAY!
Well, he's a nice kid. A bit dorky, perhaps, but I'm sure he'll do okay.
9.15am
Scratch that last bit, I've just seen the look Snape gave him from the teacher's table. He's in for a hard time there.
I think it's because he's the boy who lived, and Snape is definitely a Death eater. Or a Vampire. Or a Vampire Death Eater. Is it possible to be both?
9.20am
Heheh! He can be all right though. He's funny, in a weird sarcastic way. A bit like me, sometimes. That's why he doesn't like me, my amazing wit! He doesn't seem to like that at all - but I can't help it!
He just doesn't like knowing that I'm better than him at certain things. Oh well, I'll just try to stop being rude. If he'll wash his hair. Honestly, it's gross to the point of distraction!!
Damn! Just dropped my diary in Alicia's cereal! I shouldn't eat and write.
9.30am
He just walked past, and he saw me scribbling away! Hehehe - you know what he said??
'Miss Reynolds - I'm surprised you managed to past 4th year.'
So I smiled, It's the best way to annoy him, it really is. Look cheerful!
'How could I not, sir? With such an excellent potions grade!'
Then he sneered, and saw my diary.
'And what would you be working so hard on, already?'
'Love letters, Professor.' I said, with a very straight face, even though Alicia sitting next to me was shovelling porridge in her mouth to stop the giggles. I'm really getting rather good at this - Snape-baiting, I like to call it.
He smirked, and leant forward a little. I could see Alicia out of the corner of my eye, trying to pretend she wasn't there. She always gets very uncomfortable when me and Snapey have our little 'chats'. She doesn't know what to do.
'And to whom - ' he said, in his silkiest voice. ' - would the aforementioned love letters be addressed?'
I smiled, sweetly, and tilted my head to one side. 'To you, Professor Snape.' I said, perfectly calmly.
Snape is so used to me he didn't even raise an eyebrow.
'Indeed, Miss Reynolds. But I would be grateful if your little infatuation with me doesn't affect your classwork. I wouldn't want you getting bad marks in potions, now would I?'
I smiled again 'I'll try sir.' I said, and Alicia gave up on the porridge plan and collapsed into giggles again as Snape stalked off.
'What's so funny, Alicia?' I asked her. 'Compared to some of the things you've heard me say to Snape that wasn't that funny.'
'It wasn't that!' she laughed.
I gave her my best 'patronising glare'. 'What was it then?'
'Snape said hard-on!!'
'Oh grow up!'
Alicia always worries about me saying things like that to Snape, but it is the first day, I suppose I'd better tone it down after this. Anyway, come Friday he will have forgotten about our little conversation. We always have potions on a Friday.
9.45am
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McGonagall just gave us our timetables......
Guess what I have first? POTIONS.
Can you BELIEVE that?? Me and my stupid big mouth!!
Excuse me, I'm just off to shut my head in a door.
6.00pm
DAMN! It happened again, I couldn't help myself! It's one thing to annoy Snape when it's just me and him. It's another thing to annoy him in front of a class.
So he 'swooped' in dramatically, and then went on to do his 'There will be no foolish wand-waving.etc etc.' speechy thing.
So I put my hand up and - look, all I said was 'We're not first years, Professor.'
Which was THE worst thing I could have said, cos he rounded on me, and started asking me questions!
How do I know where a bloody bezoar comes from? Belly of a goat - my arse!!
Well.maybe I should have kept quiet, and not answered. And I REALLY should NOT have answered:-
' Kentucky Fried Bezoars?'
Oh well - everyone else thought it was funny, even if he didn't. Oh, and when I say 'everyone' you know I'm excluding people without a sense of humour.
Eg. McGonagall and Angelina Johnson.
Our dear Head of House (note the sarcasm) got a detailed account of what happened in potions from daaaaaaarling Angelina, and McGonagall had a go at me.
It's only 10 stinking points, woman!!
10.15pm
We were in the common room, me, Oliver and Angelina (she wouldn't leave!). And you know what Wood said to me?
'Nice one, Reynolds!' about the potions thingy, he thought it was funny!! Yaaaaay!! It was sooooooo worth it. I'm going to do it again. Not soon though.
But then he reminded me about trying out for the team, and that BITCH Angelina said 'Jessica? Try out for the team? Jessica can't even fly straight, you should have seen her in 1st year.'
Oliver looked at me, and I gave mental KICKS to Angelina, bitch! Just because she is really good at flying and really wants this place on the team cos she's been waiting for the chaser last year to leave. Doesn't mean she can stop me!
Well - technically she can! To be fair to her, she is really good. And she's the only other person who wants to be the 3rd chaser this year - I'd better start practising. Alicia and Katie will help me, they've been on the team since 2nd year.
Yes, they're good friends and they will help me. Failing that, I will poison Angelina.
Tomorrow
Or Saturday.
Weather depending.