A/N - Just before I start, many thanks for all the kind reviews! Very
encouraging, so I will continue with Jessica.
Oh, and a funny thought occurred to me today, how funny would it be if JKR finished the WHOLE of the 5th book, and was about to press 'save' on the computer, but hit 'delete' instead???!!!!!!!!!!!
Not very.
September 10th
Boyfriends: 0
Crushes: 1
Points lost/gained: -30 (We had double potions, and I was PMS'ing)
Plus a detention.dammit. I really shouldn't have said what I said.but I don't want to go into that.
Mortal Enemies: 1 (Snape, obviously, but Angelina is very close to being one)
Chocolate frogs: 5
4.00pm
I do NOT like Angelina. I really don't. And I definitely do not like Snape. He's a mean old bastard who can't get laid. I really do think that's his problem.
So what if I called him some names? I was PMS'ing again, I really don't need a detention tonight when my stomach is churning and I have cramps.
I think I will blame Angelina. Even though she is in the hospital wing.
Hey! I swear, nothing to do with me!! (This time). It's just a happy coincidence.
Something to do with a racing broom and a rogue bludger. I don't know - Alicia wouldn't tell me, but what I am REALLY annoyed about is he CARRIED her!! Oliver CARRIED that prissy-bitch to the hospital wing. What is wrong with a levitating spell, may I ask?? It's much more hygenic.
Oh well, let's just hope the bludger managed to ruin her perfect little nose. And hopefully she will put on some weight when she's lying around in bed.
Damn! I have to get my homework done before detention. I really hate him. I really do!
10.00pm
I had to disembowel loads of toads with some Neville boy. He looked like he was about to wet himself everytime Snape walked into the room, so I gave him some advice.
'Just imagine him in his underwear, then he won't scare you.'
I really don't think that choice-comment helped much, he looked a LOT more scared after that.
Oh well, it was okay! I spent the whole hour thinking about bludgers racing at Angelina. It went a lot quicker than I had hoped!
September 15th
Boyfriends: 0
Crushes: 1
Mortal Enemies: 1
Points lost/gained: 10! (That Quirrel guy is SO nice!) Chocolate Frogs: 0 (Disembowelling toads for Snapey REALLY put me off)
3.00pm
Just had Defence against the Dark Arts. That Quirrel guy is SO funny! He can't control the class, gives points out to EVERYONE (even me!) and is just generally very funny.
I know why we have double lessons now, he stutters so much it takes double the time!!
Still, while we were there, McGonagall came in, and asked for Oliver, and he walked out, and came back in, with that wonderful smile of his.
I like that smile.
It must have been something to do with Quidditch because he was talking to Alicia about it, and Katie. Not me, though. Dammit, I must get onto that team..
Oh - but you know what REALLY annoyed me? Because Angelina is still in the hospital wing, Oliver is taking notes for her. Can you believe that?
So after the lesson finished he ran off up to the hospital wing. RAN. Not walked quickly, no - ran.
And I know he went to the hospital wing to see the Bitch cos he had transfigured some flowers for her. Isn't that just wonderful??
Hmm...........I wonder if I can find a way for Oliver to bring me flowers.
I HAVE to go talk to some people. I really need some advice.
10.00pm
Katie Bell's advice: Fuck him. Fuck them all.
Katie likes to say fuck - a lot.
Percy Weasley's advice: Don't let him know you like him. Now, I have to go. I have a date with that hunky 7th year Ravenclaw.
Percy doesn't help.
Alicia Spinnet's advice: Make a move now.
Alicia doesn't understand how NORMAL things work. She's great with guys, she just walks straight up to them and talks. I can't do that.
10.04pm
Granger is seriously close to being kicked. 10.06pm
Granger run up to her room crying again. Boooooooring.
10.07pm
Oh look, it's 'The Boy Who Lived' and his equally moronic friend Weasley no.6 come to defend their little friend! How touching.
10.08pm
Dammit - I sounded SERIOUSLY Snape-ish there, didn't I??? I'd better start being nicer to people.
10.10pm
Too late. Weasley no.6 sprouting a carrot from his forehead. It's getting bigger! I love that spell.
10.12pm
Weasley no.6 gone to tell a prefect. What he doesn't know is that his brother is on a date, with a boy.
I think the whole of Gryffindor could be on Jerry Springer at the rate we're going.
The Boy Who Lived is trying to deal with the news he is a wizard who destroyed the Dark Lord, while keeping up to date with his Potions homework.
Weasley no.6: His brother is having a passionate love-affair with a Ravenclaw 7th year. He has a carrot growing from his forehead and he is madly in love with that Granger girl, although he won't tell her.
Granger girl: Has a REALLY bad attitude problem and needs a make-over.
Me: In love with a guy who doesn't know it, and trying to stop that freaky Neville boy from developing a crush on me.
UGH!! Just cos I was nice to him a few times doesn't mean I want a toy-boy. This is seriously disturbing.
Oh, and a funny thought occurred to me today, how funny would it be if JKR finished the WHOLE of the 5th book, and was about to press 'save' on the computer, but hit 'delete' instead???!!!!!!!!!!!
Not very.
September 10th
Boyfriends: 0
Crushes: 1
Points lost/gained: -30 (We had double potions, and I was PMS'ing)
Plus a detention.dammit. I really shouldn't have said what I said.but I don't want to go into that.
Mortal Enemies: 1 (Snape, obviously, but Angelina is very close to being one)
Chocolate frogs: 5
4.00pm
I do NOT like Angelina. I really don't. And I definitely do not like Snape. He's a mean old bastard who can't get laid. I really do think that's his problem.
So what if I called him some names? I was PMS'ing again, I really don't need a detention tonight when my stomach is churning and I have cramps.
I think I will blame Angelina. Even though she is in the hospital wing.
Hey! I swear, nothing to do with me!! (This time). It's just a happy coincidence.
Something to do with a racing broom and a rogue bludger. I don't know - Alicia wouldn't tell me, but what I am REALLY annoyed about is he CARRIED her!! Oliver CARRIED that prissy-bitch to the hospital wing. What is wrong with a levitating spell, may I ask?? It's much more hygenic.
Oh well, let's just hope the bludger managed to ruin her perfect little nose. And hopefully she will put on some weight when she's lying around in bed.
Damn! I have to get my homework done before detention. I really hate him. I really do!
10.00pm
I had to disembowel loads of toads with some Neville boy. He looked like he was about to wet himself everytime Snape walked into the room, so I gave him some advice.
'Just imagine him in his underwear, then he won't scare you.'
I really don't think that choice-comment helped much, he looked a LOT more scared after that.
Oh well, it was okay! I spent the whole hour thinking about bludgers racing at Angelina. It went a lot quicker than I had hoped!
September 15th
Boyfriends: 0
Crushes: 1
Mortal Enemies: 1
Points lost/gained: 10! (That Quirrel guy is SO nice!) Chocolate Frogs: 0 (Disembowelling toads for Snapey REALLY put me off)
3.00pm
Just had Defence against the Dark Arts. That Quirrel guy is SO funny! He can't control the class, gives points out to EVERYONE (even me!) and is just generally very funny.
I know why we have double lessons now, he stutters so much it takes double the time!!
Still, while we were there, McGonagall came in, and asked for Oliver, and he walked out, and came back in, with that wonderful smile of his.
I like that smile.
It must have been something to do with Quidditch because he was talking to Alicia about it, and Katie. Not me, though. Dammit, I must get onto that team..
Oh - but you know what REALLY annoyed me? Because Angelina is still in the hospital wing, Oliver is taking notes for her. Can you believe that?
So after the lesson finished he ran off up to the hospital wing. RAN. Not walked quickly, no - ran.
And I know he went to the hospital wing to see the Bitch cos he had transfigured some flowers for her. Isn't that just wonderful??
Hmm...........I wonder if I can find a way for Oliver to bring me flowers.
I HAVE to go talk to some people. I really need some advice.
10.00pm
Katie Bell's advice: Fuck him. Fuck them all.
Katie likes to say fuck - a lot.
Percy Weasley's advice: Don't let him know you like him. Now, I have to go. I have a date with that hunky 7th year Ravenclaw.
Percy doesn't help.
Alicia Spinnet's advice: Make a move now.
Alicia doesn't understand how NORMAL things work. She's great with guys, she just walks straight up to them and talks. I can't do that.
10.04pm
Granger is seriously close to being kicked. 10.06pm
Granger run up to her room crying again. Boooooooring.
10.07pm
Oh look, it's 'The Boy Who Lived' and his equally moronic friend Weasley no.6 come to defend their little friend! How touching.
10.08pm
Dammit - I sounded SERIOUSLY Snape-ish there, didn't I??? I'd better start being nicer to people.
10.10pm
Too late. Weasley no.6 sprouting a carrot from his forehead. It's getting bigger! I love that spell.
10.12pm
Weasley no.6 gone to tell a prefect. What he doesn't know is that his brother is on a date, with a boy.
I think the whole of Gryffindor could be on Jerry Springer at the rate we're going.
The Boy Who Lived is trying to deal with the news he is a wizard who destroyed the Dark Lord, while keeping up to date with his Potions homework.
Weasley no.6: His brother is having a passionate love-affair with a Ravenclaw 7th year. He has a carrot growing from his forehead and he is madly in love with that Granger girl, although he won't tell her.
Granger girl: Has a REALLY bad attitude problem and needs a make-over.
Me: In love with a guy who doesn't know it, and trying to stop that freaky Neville boy from developing a crush on me.
UGH!! Just cos I was nice to him a few times doesn't mean I want a toy-boy. This is seriously disturbing.