September 17th.

Detentions: 2 Chocolate frogs: Don't ask. Boyfriends: 0.

DAMN THAT SLYTHERIN GIT!

Both of them - have they nothing better to do than prowl the corridors at night? OK, so Malfoy Jr. was within the curfew, but only just! The conversation went something like this: -

Me. *outside the Slytherin common room* Malfoy: *walking through the dungeons at the same time as me* What are you doing here? Me: Can you get Bianca for me? Him: No. Me: Listen to me you little - *insert expletives here* If you don't go and get Bianca for me, right now, I'll ----

Snape: Miss Reynolds. Malfoy Jr: *smirks evilly* Me: *lets go of the little Albino arsehole and turns round* Snape: Come with me. Malfoy, get back to your dormitory. Malfoy Jr: Yes, sir *smirks evilly at me*

So Snape took me to his office, which is full of GROSS things, let me tell you, then he said something about Gryffindors and foolhardiness and breaking rules, and on the next train back to the muggle world, etc etc, all the usual stuff, then I have 2 detentions! TWO?

I've asked the Weasley Twins to slip something in his morning pumpkin juice, or coffee, or blood. Whatever he drinks.

So I got back to the dormitory late, and they were asking me where I'd been, and I told them. They had mixed reactions, of course.

Oliver: Aww, well never mind, Jess.

Percy: Well it's your own fault, isn't it? And the Slytherin common room?! I didn't think you were that stupid, Jess!

Angelina: (stupid bitch) That's too bad.

Potter boy and Weasley no.6 were talking on the stairs, right in my way. They scurried off when I came storming towards them, though. Hehe! RUN LITTLE FIRST YEARS, RUN!!