Sam of the Scarfs
By: Diva and Natta
'Mr Frodo Mr Frodo
Mr Frodo is so great
I love gardening and planting flowers for Mr Frodo
Mr Frodo is the best
He gives me everything I want,' could be heard from Gandalf's box.
'You need to put some more emotion in it,' called Frodo.
'I can't be as emotional about it as Sam, I'm not in love with you!'
'I've just realised we have a problem,' said Gimli.
'What?'
'Well, since Gandalf is in the box, he can't do all Sam's chores, such as gardening and licking clean Frodo's feet. Who shall do them?' Everyone looked at Bilbo.
'Look, Bilbo, everyone has to make sacrifices,' said Frodo.
'What?!? What sacrifices are you making?'
'Well, I, I, I decide about who should do what work. It's a tough job! Here, I've made up a list on what Sam should do everyday. He handed the list to Bilbo.
4.30 p.m. Get up and run to work.
5.00 p.m. Start making breakfast of luxury for Frodo.
6.00 p.m. Spread flowers around Frodo's beautiful feet. Clean the house.
7.00 p.m. Wake Frodo up and feed him breakfast.
8.00 p.m. Make a second breakfast of luxury for Frodo and get everything Frodo wants for him at the same time.
9.00 p.m. Feed Frodo second breakfast.
10.00 p.m. Carry Frodo out for a walk at the same time as making elevensies of luxury for Frodo.
11.00 p.m. Feed Frodo elevensies.
12.00 Make lunch of luxury for Frodo at the same time as taking care of Frodo's economical problems.
1.00 a.m. Feed Frodo lunch.
2.00 a.m. Make afternoon tea at the same time as inviting a lot of Frodo's friends who all wants different kinds of tea.
3.00 a.m. Feed Frodo and all his friends afternoon tea.
4.00 a.m. Make dinner of luxury for Frodo at the same time as massaging his sore and beautiful back.
5.00 a.m. Feed Frodo dinner.
6.00 a.m. Make a supper of luxury at the same time as massaging Frodo and all his friends.
7.00 a.m. Feed Frodo supper.
8.00 a.m. Entertain Frodo so he does not get bored.
9.00 a.m. Tuck Frodo in for night. Massage and feed him and clean until he's asleep.
10.00 a.m. Practice during night so you don't do any mistakes in the day.
4.00 p.m. Sleep on the floor.
'I thought Sam was a gardener, there's not a single thing about gardening here!' Bilbo exclaimed.
'Well, there was something about flowers...besides, when did you become some kind of an expert on gardening?!?' Frodo started to walk away but turned around.
'What's the time, by the way?'
'It's one o'clock, then Bilbo, I mean Sam is supposed to...what was it?' said Legolas.
'Well Sam, where's my lunch?' Bilbo sighed and went inside to make lunch.
'Bilbo, you forgot something!' Frodo pointed to the picture of Sam and the box with Gandalf. Bilbo looked at it. Why did he ever leave Rivendell?
~ To be continued... ~
By: Diva and Natta
'Mr Frodo Mr Frodo
Mr Frodo is so great
I love gardening and planting flowers for Mr Frodo
Mr Frodo is the best
He gives me everything I want,' could be heard from Gandalf's box.
'You need to put some more emotion in it,' called Frodo.
'I can't be as emotional about it as Sam, I'm not in love with you!'
'I've just realised we have a problem,' said Gimli.
'What?'
'Well, since Gandalf is in the box, he can't do all Sam's chores, such as gardening and licking clean Frodo's feet. Who shall do them?' Everyone looked at Bilbo.
'Look, Bilbo, everyone has to make sacrifices,' said Frodo.
'What?!? What sacrifices are you making?'
'Well, I, I, I decide about who should do what work. It's a tough job! Here, I've made up a list on what Sam should do everyday. He handed the list to Bilbo.
4.30 p.m. Get up and run to work.
5.00 p.m. Start making breakfast of luxury for Frodo.
6.00 p.m. Spread flowers around Frodo's beautiful feet. Clean the house.
7.00 p.m. Wake Frodo up and feed him breakfast.
8.00 p.m. Make a second breakfast of luxury for Frodo and get everything Frodo wants for him at the same time.
9.00 p.m. Feed Frodo second breakfast.
10.00 p.m. Carry Frodo out for a walk at the same time as making elevensies of luxury for Frodo.
11.00 p.m. Feed Frodo elevensies.
12.00 Make lunch of luxury for Frodo at the same time as taking care of Frodo's economical problems.
1.00 a.m. Feed Frodo lunch.
2.00 a.m. Make afternoon tea at the same time as inviting a lot of Frodo's friends who all wants different kinds of tea.
3.00 a.m. Feed Frodo and all his friends afternoon tea.
4.00 a.m. Make dinner of luxury for Frodo at the same time as massaging his sore and beautiful back.
5.00 a.m. Feed Frodo dinner.
6.00 a.m. Make a supper of luxury at the same time as massaging Frodo and all his friends.
7.00 a.m. Feed Frodo supper.
8.00 a.m. Entertain Frodo so he does not get bored.
9.00 a.m. Tuck Frodo in for night. Massage and feed him and clean until he's asleep.
10.00 a.m. Practice during night so you don't do any mistakes in the day.
4.00 p.m. Sleep on the floor.
'I thought Sam was a gardener, there's not a single thing about gardening here!' Bilbo exclaimed.
'Well, there was something about flowers...besides, when did you become some kind of an expert on gardening?!?' Frodo started to walk away but turned around.
'What's the time, by the way?'
'It's one o'clock, then Bilbo, I mean Sam is supposed to...what was it?' said Legolas.
'Well Sam, where's my lunch?' Bilbo sighed and went inside to make lunch.
'Bilbo, you forgot something!' Frodo pointed to the picture of Sam and the box with Gandalf. Bilbo looked at it. Why did he ever leave Rivendell?
~ To be continued... ~