A/N: Yea, its been a long while. Why? Lots of things, school, vacations,
lack of an idea, my muse decided to go away, computer crashed, got really
sick, went to hospital, stay ill for 3 weeks, went to NY, got lost in NY,
stranger hit on me in NY, got scared and got found. Came back today,
finished this today. Yea. Theres my two months in one summary. Sorry for
the huge delay, but this was ASAP. I don't have a laptop, so I couldn't
write when I was sick or in NY. Sorry.
THANK YOU TO::
Slashybubble: Snape. in a chicken suit. Lol. Now you've gotten me thinking about it! Ah!
Maggie: Thank you!! :) I love my story too. Well, sometimes. :D
Sk8er Grl: For your question.. *cough*yes*cough*. :D Hopefully, they aren't on something. Hm.. That just gave me an idea! Lol. Thanks a bunch for reviewing!!!
Heidi: lol. Thank you soo very much for your review. Sorry, but I am pretty sure Drac won't be giving off a pink aura anytime soon, but I can see what I can do about the leather pants :)
Xamona: okay, I will. It's prolly up by now, but if it isn't it will be soon. All I have to do is replace the old chapter with the new one. Or is it the new one with the old one? Thanks for reviewing!
MadHarry: wow! You're review posted 6 times on my computer!! It was crazy!! After reading 4 of them, I realized they were all the same, I am a bit slow. :D
Blackheart Syaoran: It was a little short on the laughs, ah well... what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, unless its shooting people... Thanks for reviewing!!
Kitty: Sorry this wasn't exactally asap, well in a way it was, but if I had skipped school before the storm it would have been out sooner. @.@
m.s. renae: yes, the little demons. They were the ones who wrote that chapter, I'm sure. Or was it that crap I was smoking...? Ah well, thank you for reviewing!!!
LillSakura: Did you really laugh your head off? So If it lands on my house, could I sue you for invasion of property?!
Flying heart: You've never seen a Harry+Draco pairing? There's tons out there. Which isn't good on my part. Since I'm trying to be orginal. oppies. Thankyou!!
Emo- The lost Elf: wow, more complaints about the lack of funniness in the last chapter. Damn. I am very sorry. Thanks for telling me!
Me: lol! Really? Well, at least your father knows your not on drugs, that would be kinda bad.
Moony: nooo. that wouldn't be far to the others. @.@ plus I change a lot of the chapters before I post, it drives me crazy...
Amy2k: Wow! It's wicked shit?! I not sure about the shit part, but the wicked is alright with me! THANK YOU!
shona 3000: Thank you!! You didn't have to shut up. :) I'm cool with it. Thank you, again!
: theres one in every chapter isn't there? Lol. Thank you for reviewing!!
Vampyre: Why thank you! At last someone tells me the truth, its not the best, but you'll read it any way. Lol.
: Another blanker person! Wow 2 in one chapter. Thats crazy! Thank you!!!
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Chapter 6: Am I crazy?
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"Harry, we have to get back." Draco said, but he didn't get off the ground where he was lying.
"When did everything start going crazy? When did my mind stop working?" Harry asked looking at the stars.
"Harry, you're just crazy. As for you're mind, I never thought you had one." Draco said smirking.
"Guess so. So what is between us now?" Harry asked slowly. He had to know, was this real or just a fling?
Draco looked at him and shrugged, "I was dating a girl last week. And I am still attracted to them. It would be kind of crazy to say I was gay. I'd say this is just something that happened just because, and it will be gone by the end of the day."
Harry felt a stab of pain. What happened to that honesty he had seen in the other boys eyes before? Did he just mistake it for something else? Ignoring his thoughts, Harry nodded, "Guess so. So when we go back to Hogwarts, same old thing, huh?"
Draco nodded, "It's not like this meant anything, just a couple of snogs and chit-chat."
That hurt. Harry got up, "We got to go. If we go now, then we'll make it back before 11."
Draco followed. They didn't talk anymore. They went there separate ways when they got to Hogwarts.
Harry reached the Gryfindor tower, stole some beers and painkillers from Fred and George, but before he'd got time to drink anything he feel asleep.
He woke up, and slowly remembered yesterday's events. As his fellow dorm mates went down to breakfast, he grabbed the beer and finished one off in seconds. He reached another and drank it, this time slower. His vision started going fuzzy after the 3rd beer, but when he hit himself, he could still feel it. It was after the fifth beer he remembered, alcohol doesn't make you numb. Make you slow you, yes, numb no. He put a bottle in the back of his robes. He'd finish it later.
He got up and walked out the door to his first class, Defense Against the dark arts. He had it 3 times a week.
"Damn these long, insufferable stairs. I don't see why *I* have to walk down them. I mean, someone should walk down them for me!" Harry nodded with his lack of sense decision.
"Maybe I could fly- like superman! And then, I would have to walk- Like batman! But Batman does have these cool gadgets thingys... Ah, well! I am gonna soar! Like an eagle!" Harry took a big leap, and jumped up into the air.
Only- Unlike Superman- He didn't fly. And- unlike an eagle- He didn't soar.
He- like an idiot- fell face first into the stairs, and tumbled down them.
Luckily, he didn't break anything, and most of the pain was dulled by the throbbing of his head.
Taking his beer, he took a swig of it. He waited for the throbbing to subdue.
No, it still hurt. Damn. Then slowly, he remember *again* alcohol doesn't make you numb. So, he took some painkillers.
He put the beer back in his book holder.
He wobbled up, and started walking (or trying) to the DADA room. When he got there, he was the last one to enter, but he wasn't late.
He started walking toward his chair- 5 feet away from him- slowly. To him, it looked like a long mile. To the rest of the world- it looked like he was swaying dangerously.
Harry never made it to his chair, because when he had gotten to the aisle, he found walking to hard to continue, so he sat down on the floor.
Everyone looked at him, he glared (or what he thought was a glare). He lifted his hand and gave them the finger. He must have held it for a while, because soon enough there was Remus Lupin glaring down at him.
"It kinda looks like your mad at me Profess..." Harry's voice trailed off. The words were too complicated for him.
"Potter, what in Marlin's name do you think you are doing?" Lupin asked, his voice commanding, but not raised.
"Wells. Ya see. I'm a sitting on da floor, idiot." Harry voice was slurred, and he still had his finger raised.
"Everyone can see that. Why are you sitting on the floor?" Lupin asked coming closer to Harry.
"Suck it old man, as if I'd tell you!" He looked at his hand, he tried smacking it, but missed by several inches. His middle finger slowly inched down.
At that moment, Snape entered the room, "Lupin! These papers are for Dumble." Snape trailed off seeing Potter, "God, not this again. Potter what the hell are you doing on the floor?"
"Fuck off, Jackass. It's none of your damn business." Harry nodded, his voice still slurred. "And did anyone ever tells ya- you're hair looks awful. I mean- not awful but oh god, it looks likes someone threw a chunk of shit on top of your hair, and you left it there. Aw.. my head.." Apparently Harry was talking too much.
The students were all looking at Harry again.
Lupin looked at Snape, "Do you think we could knock him out? He's completely pissed."
"Would it be an assault on a student?" Snape looked at Lupin.
Harry took a sip of his beer, "Do I look like a fool to you?" He took his hand and made it move like a mouth would.
"Yes. You imbecile!" Harry said moving his hand with the words.
"You jackass, I thought you loved me!" Harry tried to hit his hand, but it failed terribly.
"You embarrass me, I would rather be a hand of a dog then stuck with you for eternal life!"
"As if I want to be with you!" Harry strangled his wrist, "Die, damn you, die!"
Lupin looked at Harry, then back at Snape, "I don't think I really care at this time."
Snape nodded. "Malfoy help bring Potter to my office. I'll get Dumbledore. Lupin, stay here and wait for me to get you. Teach these mongrels something. That is if they can learn."
Harry laughed at his broken hand, "Can't talk now, can you? CAN YOU?! I showed you, you hand, you! That's what you get for messing with me!" This was the last he heard before he was hit with a piece of wood.
Draco walked and up and picked up Harry. Quietly he went to Snapes office.
Harry didn't wake until 30 minutes later, when a potion was shoved down his throat. He coughed, and noticed he had ropes around him. "What the fuck? Why the hell am I tied down?"
"Ah yes, Mr. Potter. You are tied down because if you aren't you'll probably escape and cause problems else where." It was Lupin. When had he started referring Harry as Mr. Potter?
"What is your name?" Dumbledore asked, no sparkle in his eyes.
"Which one do you want? I gots: Harry fucking Potter, That-god-damn-boy-who- just-won't-fucking-die, Voldemort-wanna-be, Evil junkie from England who likes to terrorize little-"
"Shut up Potter. The potions not working." It was Snape.
"Oh how nice of you to notice. Now get me the hell out of here." Harry shouted. He threw himself against his binds.
"Ah, yes Mr. Potter. Staff, come in for a word? Severus, stay with the boy he still has a lot of alcohol in his blood." Dumbledore and the rest of the staff went into the corner, and cast a fainting spell on Harry, the disabled the ropes, so Harry could rest peacefully.
Harry feel back, eyes closed.
"Damn you Potter. I will enjoy seeing you expelled." Snape glared at Harry, his black hair as greasy as ever.
"Did you know that I never liked you, you son of a bitch. I don't see why you ever came out of that hideous rock you were under. Go to hell, make the whole world happy." Harry grinned.
"Al-Albus! He's awake, Potter's awake!" Snape shouted. "Put the chains back on him!"
Harry closed his eyes, and pretended to be sleeping.
Albus looked over, "Severus, he's asleep." He turned back to the group of teachers.
"He thinks your going crazy." Harry stuck his tongue out at him. "I am asleep, Snape, and you are going crazy."
"Headmaster! He's awake! Do a check, you'll find that he is indeed awake!" Severus shouted. He would prove the boy wrong.
Albus nodded, walked over and put his hand over him, Harry glowed for a second. "Severus, he's asleep. Do you need to lie down?"
"No! Potter is awake sir!" Severus said.
"Severus, let me get Minerva to watch over him. You seemed a bit stressed lately." Albus walked away, back to the group.
"See, I told you. Can you send me a post card when you go to St. Mungo's? Greasy jackass."
"I will kill you Potter!" Snape took out his wand, "Think you've bested me- huh? Well do, you? We'll see how well you are when every single bone in your body is broken!"
"Severus! Put the wand down! Albus I think you're right- He does need professional care!" Minerva charged to the scene, and moved Snape out of the way.
"Severus, lie down. Then take a long bath. I'll get you in three hours." Dumbledore said slowly, as if he was talking to a small child.
Severus nodded, and repeated what Albus said to him, "Lie down, kill Potter, take shower to get rid of blood, hide body..."
"Severus, no! Don't kill Potter. He may be a little messed up right now, but don't kill him! Think happy thoughts! People smiling, dogs, pink bunnies, anything."
"Yes sir! Pink bunnies hopping over rainbows. 1 pink bunny hopping over a rainbow, 2 pink bunny hopping over a rainbow..." Snape continued, exiting the door.
"Right..." Lupin said, "We've come to a decision. I'll wake up the boy."
"So are we getting a new Potions teacher? Because, obliviously he's crazy, the Potter boy is asleep." It was McGonagall, talking away in her usual voice.
"I agree." Albus noticed Harry was now awake. "Ah, Mr. Potter, welcome back to the real world."
"Hah. Real world my ass. I'd take dreams over this shitty reality any fucking day." Harry said.
"Sirius is coming to Hogwarts, to try to get you to be better. After a few days, we will decide if that isn't working, if not you will face many detentions, and possibly be expelled." Albus announced.
"Sirius, as in Black? As in Sirius Black?" Harry asked, confused.
"Do you know any other?" Lupin asked coming over.
"Well, there was the Sirius Black of 1814, who teepee the Germans houses to get back at them for peeing on his rosebush. But in the end, it had happened to be his neighbors dog. Black killed the neighbor, adopted the dog and trained it to pee on the mans grave. Lovely story isn't it? Then there was-"
"Enough! You know who we are talking about, boy." Filch said, angrily.
"Yea, yea, yea. Tell it to someone who cares." Harry rolled his eyes. "So when's he coming? I thought everyone thought he was a criminal?"
"It was explained."
Harry shrugged and looked around, "What am I to do till then?"
"Be bond to this bed."
Harry raised an eyebrow, "That's not right. Kinda kinky if ya ask me. Now, why am I being tied to a bed?"
Remus looked at him and scowled, "Because you're a threat to the Wizarding race."
"I thought I was the savior..?" Harry looked at him, and then at Dumbledore, "Well? What happened to all that crap about me stopping Voldemort.
"At this time, Harry, you are more likely to join Voldemort, then to defeat him."
THANK YOU TO::
Slashybubble: Snape. in a chicken suit. Lol. Now you've gotten me thinking about it! Ah!
Maggie: Thank you!! :) I love my story too. Well, sometimes. :D
Sk8er Grl: For your question.. *cough*yes*cough*. :D Hopefully, they aren't on something. Hm.. That just gave me an idea! Lol. Thanks a bunch for reviewing!!!
Heidi: lol. Thank you soo very much for your review. Sorry, but I am pretty sure Drac won't be giving off a pink aura anytime soon, but I can see what I can do about the leather pants :)
Xamona: okay, I will. It's prolly up by now, but if it isn't it will be soon. All I have to do is replace the old chapter with the new one. Or is it the new one with the old one? Thanks for reviewing!
MadHarry: wow! You're review posted 6 times on my computer!! It was crazy!! After reading 4 of them, I realized they were all the same, I am a bit slow. :D
Blackheart Syaoran: It was a little short on the laughs, ah well... what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, unless its shooting people... Thanks for reviewing!!
Kitty: Sorry this wasn't exactally asap, well in a way it was, but if I had skipped school before the storm it would have been out sooner. @.@
m.s. renae: yes, the little demons. They were the ones who wrote that chapter, I'm sure. Or was it that crap I was smoking...? Ah well, thank you for reviewing!!!
LillSakura: Did you really laugh your head off? So If it lands on my house, could I sue you for invasion of property?!
Flying heart: You've never seen a Harry+Draco pairing? There's tons out there. Which isn't good on my part. Since I'm trying to be orginal. oppies. Thankyou!!
Emo- The lost Elf: wow, more complaints about the lack of funniness in the last chapter. Damn. I am very sorry. Thanks for telling me!
Me: lol! Really? Well, at least your father knows your not on drugs, that would be kinda bad.
Moony: nooo. that wouldn't be far to the others. @.@ plus I change a lot of the chapters before I post, it drives me crazy...
Amy2k: Wow! It's wicked shit?! I not sure about the shit part, but the wicked is alright with me! THANK YOU!
shona 3000: Thank you!! You didn't have to shut up. :) I'm cool with it. Thank you, again!
: theres one in every chapter isn't there? Lol. Thank you for reviewing!!
Vampyre: Why thank you! At last someone tells me the truth, its not the best, but you'll read it any way. Lol.
: Another blanker person! Wow 2 in one chapter. Thats crazy! Thank you!!!
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Chapter 6: Am I crazy?
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"Harry, we have to get back." Draco said, but he didn't get off the ground where he was lying.
"When did everything start going crazy? When did my mind stop working?" Harry asked looking at the stars.
"Harry, you're just crazy. As for you're mind, I never thought you had one." Draco said smirking.
"Guess so. So what is between us now?" Harry asked slowly. He had to know, was this real or just a fling?
Draco looked at him and shrugged, "I was dating a girl last week. And I am still attracted to them. It would be kind of crazy to say I was gay. I'd say this is just something that happened just because, and it will be gone by the end of the day."
Harry felt a stab of pain. What happened to that honesty he had seen in the other boys eyes before? Did he just mistake it for something else? Ignoring his thoughts, Harry nodded, "Guess so. So when we go back to Hogwarts, same old thing, huh?"
Draco nodded, "It's not like this meant anything, just a couple of snogs and chit-chat."
That hurt. Harry got up, "We got to go. If we go now, then we'll make it back before 11."
Draco followed. They didn't talk anymore. They went there separate ways when they got to Hogwarts.
Harry reached the Gryfindor tower, stole some beers and painkillers from Fred and George, but before he'd got time to drink anything he feel asleep.
He woke up, and slowly remembered yesterday's events. As his fellow dorm mates went down to breakfast, he grabbed the beer and finished one off in seconds. He reached another and drank it, this time slower. His vision started going fuzzy after the 3rd beer, but when he hit himself, he could still feel it. It was after the fifth beer he remembered, alcohol doesn't make you numb. Make you slow you, yes, numb no. He put a bottle in the back of his robes. He'd finish it later.
He got up and walked out the door to his first class, Defense Against the dark arts. He had it 3 times a week.
"Damn these long, insufferable stairs. I don't see why *I* have to walk down them. I mean, someone should walk down them for me!" Harry nodded with his lack of sense decision.
"Maybe I could fly- like superman! And then, I would have to walk- Like batman! But Batman does have these cool gadgets thingys... Ah, well! I am gonna soar! Like an eagle!" Harry took a big leap, and jumped up into the air.
Only- Unlike Superman- He didn't fly. And- unlike an eagle- He didn't soar.
He- like an idiot- fell face first into the stairs, and tumbled down them.
Luckily, he didn't break anything, and most of the pain was dulled by the throbbing of his head.
Taking his beer, he took a swig of it. He waited for the throbbing to subdue.
No, it still hurt. Damn. Then slowly, he remember *again* alcohol doesn't make you numb. So, he took some painkillers.
He put the beer back in his book holder.
He wobbled up, and started walking (or trying) to the DADA room. When he got there, he was the last one to enter, but he wasn't late.
He started walking toward his chair- 5 feet away from him- slowly. To him, it looked like a long mile. To the rest of the world- it looked like he was swaying dangerously.
Harry never made it to his chair, because when he had gotten to the aisle, he found walking to hard to continue, so he sat down on the floor.
Everyone looked at him, he glared (or what he thought was a glare). He lifted his hand and gave them the finger. He must have held it for a while, because soon enough there was Remus Lupin glaring down at him.
"It kinda looks like your mad at me Profess..." Harry's voice trailed off. The words were too complicated for him.
"Potter, what in Marlin's name do you think you are doing?" Lupin asked, his voice commanding, but not raised.
"Wells. Ya see. I'm a sitting on da floor, idiot." Harry voice was slurred, and he still had his finger raised.
"Everyone can see that. Why are you sitting on the floor?" Lupin asked coming closer to Harry.
"Suck it old man, as if I'd tell you!" He looked at his hand, he tried smacking it, but missed by several inches. His middle finger slowly inched down.
At that moment, Snape entered the room, "Lupin! These papers are for Dumble." Snape trailed off seeing Potter, "God, not this again. Potter what the hell are you doing on the floor?"
"Fuck off, Jackass. It's none of your damn business." Harry nodded, his voice still slurred. "And did anyone ever tells ya- you're hair looks awful. I mean- not awful but oh god, it looks likes someone threw a chunk of shit on top of your hair, and you left it there. Aw.. my head.." Apparently Harry was talking too much.
The students were all looking at Harry again.
Lupin looked at Snape, "Do you think we could knock him out? He's completely pissed."
"Would it be an assault on a student?" Snape looked at Lupin.
Harry took a sip of his beer, "Do I look like a fool to you?" He took his hand and made it move like a mouth would.
"Yes. You imbecile!" Harry said moving his hand with the words.
"You jackass, I thought you loved me!" Harry tried to hit his hand, but it failed terribly.
"You embarrass me, I would rather be a hand of a dog then stuck with you for eternal life!"
"As if I want to be with you!" Harry strangled his wrist, "Die, damn you, die!"
Lupin looked at Harry, then back at Snape, "I don't think I really care at this time."
Snape nodded. "Malfoy help bring Potter to my office. I'll get Dumbledore. Lupin, stay here and wait for me to get you. Teach these mongrels something. That is if they can learn."
Harry laughed at his broken hand, "Can't talk now, can you? CAN YOU?! I showed you, you hand, you! That's what you get for messing with me!" This was the last he heard before he was hit with a piece of wood.
Draco walked and up and picked up Harry. Quietly he went to Snapes office.
Harry didn't wake until 30 minutes later, when a potion was shoved down his throat. He coughed, and noticed he had ropes around him. "What the fuck? Why the hell am I tied down?"
"Ah yes, Mr. Potter. You are tied down because if you aren't you'll probably escape and cause problems else where." It was Lupin. When had he started referring Harry as Mr. Potter?
"What is your name?" Dumbledore asked, no sparkle in his eyes.
"Which one do you want? I gots: Harry fucking Potter, That-god-damn-boy-who- just-won't-fucking-die, Voldemort-wanna-be, Evil junkie from England who likes to terrorize little-"
"Shut up Potter. The potions not working." It was Snape.
"Oh how nice of you to notice. Now get me the hell out of here." Harry shouted. He threw himself against his binds.
"Ah, yes Mr. Potter. Staff, come in for a word? Severus, stay with the boy he still has a lot of alcohol in his blood." Dumbledore and the rest of the staff went into the corner, and cast a fainting spell on Harry, the disabled the ropes, so Harry could rest peacefully.
Harry feel back, eyes closed.
"Damn you Potter. I will enjoy seeing you expelled." Snape glared at Harry, his black hair as greasy as ever.
"Did you know that I never liked you, you son of a bitch. I don't see why you ever came out of that hideous rock you were under. Go to hell, make the whole world happy." Harry grinned.
"Al-Albus! He's awake, Potter's awake!" Snape shouted. "Put the chains back on him!"
Harry closed his eyes, and pretended to be sleeping.
Albus looked over, "Severus, he's asleep." He turned back to the group of teachers.
"He thinks your going crazy." Harry stuck his tongue out at him. "I am asleep, Snape, and you are going crazy."
"Headmaster! He's awake! Do a check, you'll find that he is indeed awake!" Severus shouted. He would prove the boy wrong.
Albus nodded, walked over and put his hand over him, Harry glowed for a second. "Severus, he's asleep. Do you need to lie down?"
"No! Potter is awake sir!" Severus said.
"Severus, let me get Minerva to watch over him. You seemed a bit stressed lately." Albus walked away, back to the group.
"See, I told you. Can you send me a post card when you go to St. Mungo's? Greasy jackass."
"I will kill you Potter!" Snape took out his wand, "Think you've bested me- huh? Well do, you? We'll see how well you are when every single bone in your body is broken!"
"Severus! Put the wand down! Albus I think you're right- He does need professional care!" Minerva charged to the scene, and moved Snape out of the way.
"Severus, lie down. Then take a long bath. I'll get you in three hours." Dumbledore said slowly, as if he was talking to a small child.
Severus nodded, and repeated what Albus said to him, "Lie down, kill Potter, take shower to get rid of blood, hide body..."
"Severus, no! Don't kill Potter. He may be a little messed up right now, but don't kill him! Think happy thoughts! People smiling, dogs, pink bunnies, anything."
"Yes sir! Pink bunnies hopping over rainbows. 1 pink bunny hopping over a rainbow, 2 pink bunny hopping over a rainbow..." Snape continued, exiting the door.
"Right..." Lupin said, "We've come to a decision. I'll wake up the boy."
"So are we getting a new Potions teacher? Because, obliviously he's crazy, the Potter boy is asleep." It was McGonagall, talking away in her usual voice.
"I agree." Albus noticed Harry was now awake. "Ah, Mr. Potter, welcome back to the real world."
"Hah. Real world my ass. I'd take dreams over this shitty reality any fucking day." Harry said.
"Sirius is coming to Hogwarts, to try to get you to be better. After a few days, we will decide if that isn't working, if not you will face many detentions, and possibly be expelled." Albus announced.
"Sirius, as in Black? As in Sirius Black?" Harry asked, confused.
"Do you know any other?" Lupin asked coming over.
"Well, there was the Sirius Black of 1814, who teepee the Germans houses to get back at them for peeing on his rosebush. But in the end, it had happened to be his neighbors dog. Black killed the neighbor, adopted the dog and trained it to pee on the mans grave. Lovely story isn't it? Then there was-"
"Enough! You know who we are talking about, boy." Filch said, angrily.
"Yea, yea, yea. Tell it to someone who cares." Harry rolled his eyes. "So when's he coming? I thought everyone thought he was a criminal?"
"It was explained."
Harry shrugged and looked around, "What am I to do till then?"
"Be bond to this bed."
Harry raised an eyebrow, "That's not right. Kinda kinky if ya ask me. Now, why am I being tied to a bed?"
Remus looked at him and scowled, "Because you're a threat to the Wizarding race."
"I thought I was the savior..?" Harry looked at him, and then at Dumbledore, "Well? What happened to all that crap about me stopping Voldemort.
"At this time, Harry, you are more likely to join Voldemort, then to defeat him."