Note: I don't own anything that has any doing with Lord of the Rings
books, movie(s)
...This is more based on the movie than the book so yeah... Enjoy the diary.
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~Entry No.1- Riding, plains, mountains...etc etc...
Dear Diary,
I have decided to keep a diary since my brother has told me that events will occur from now on and I want to write these events down and yeah...so anyway I am now riding on my horsey, she's so bea-utiful! Brother next to me on his horsey (not as pretty as mine!) The both of us are fraternal twins. Isn't that COOL? We look so much alike that even our father can't tell between the two of us...that is if he pays any attention... We have to go to a stupid council in Rivendell, not that I don't like it there but Elrond has no excitement, he's so BORING. He also blamed US for letting that creep Gollum escape. It wasn't OUR fault! It was those stupid gaurds that my stupid father stupidly hired...
Maybe I'll skip the council and have some girl talk with Arwen...but what if she goes to the council? Damn. I'm gonna have to sit through it. *SIGH* Legolas is always serious too...but I don't think he wants to go either...stupid father...made us go through this HELL. *SIGH* At least I can annoy Legolas, he's such a great brother to me, taught me everything about fighting and stuff, hehe...I beat up a guy once *COUGH-Haldir-COUGH*, Legolas was quite proud of me, since the guy was sorta to our "dislikefulness" (is that a word?) ...speaking of fighting...I wanna kill stuff now...I wanna kill orcs! Killing orcs is my hobby, uruk-hais are challenges since they're all bigger and uglier and stuff *SHUDDERS*. I think I'll go annoy brother dearest some more...I'll whine this time.
~Entry No.2- Still riding on plains, plains, plains, mountains, plains, the occasional trees...
Dear Diary,
UGH! I'm getting tired of all this riding! I'm kinda bored of annoying Legolas now...what has gotten into me?! Tired of annoying Legolas?! NEVER! Hehe...Legolas looking at me evily...STARING CONTEST! Nah...too lazy. Legolas now says that we'd better hurry up so we can catch up with Boromir. Boromir's weird, well to me he is, brother thinks he's ok. He's better friends with Aragorn, I think he's weird too. I must stop writing for now, I think we're gonna start to gallop. Brother so organized, doesn't want to be "late".
~Entry No.3- Reached Rivendell (Finally!)...and at Council of Elrond (in hiding)...
Dear Diary,
YAY! No more PLAINS. Hiking up the stairs to the council with brother. Quite difficult to walk and write... Boromir ahead of us, I mean WAY ahead of us...ugh, men. being and elf is the bestest. I have decided NOT to go to the council. I persuaded my brother to tell Elrond a cheesy excuse/apology of why I can't make it. Good thing Boromir doesn't know that I HAVE to go to the council, he usually thinks I'm a tag-along anyway, I don't think he even knows I'm here. Gonna say bye-bye to brother dearest now, gonna hide somewhere so I can still "be" at the council.
-Ten or so minutes later...
I'm currently hiding beside these little hobbit dudes, one of 'em is Merry and the other is Pippin, they're pretty funny little guys, they've got a friend in there and they can't get in coz it's a "Secret council". I've told them to hush about me and told them the reason I'm here. They're keeping their mouth shut alright, coz they don't wanna get caught either...
*SIGH* this council's pretty lame, good thing I'm not sitting there eh? Oooh, brother dearest just stood up to Boromir about how Aragorn is Isildur's heir and stuff, yeah you go bro! UGH! Stupid Aragorn...Legolas was trying to help you get your "allegiance" but nooooo...you just HAD to order him to "Havo dad Legolas"...*muttering*...you CANNOT order the PRINCE of Mirkwood and BROTHER to the PRINCESS of Mirkwood (me) to SIT DOWN...
-One minute later after I cooled off a bit...
...Hey..there's another little hobbit dude, I think his name is Frodo (must be Merry and Pippin's friend)...he's getting up...and he puts this golden ring thing on the stone pedestal thingy...hey...there's like...stuff going on in there...that ring don't look so normal. I'm freakin' out man...woah. This dwarf dude just hit the thing with an axe, big bang, WOAH the axe is like...broken. Must listen closer to what Elrond has to say... *BIG NEWS* this ring belongs to that bastard Sauron and they gotta go destroy it and stuff. I WANNA GO!!! *SCOFFS* That little dwarf dude is arguing with MY brother! How dare he talk like that to him! UGH! You'll be dead before the ring is in the hands of an elf my ass! I'LL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!...
-After one minute...
... I have been restrained by the two little dudes, they're pretty sane compared to me. Now there's a big huge argument between everyone, even the wizard dude Gandalf...
-Yet another minute
...Argument stopped, Frodo is going to take the ring, blah blah blah...my brother apparently has volunteered to go along with Frodo and so has Gimli (the stupid dwarf who broke an axe and who argued with my bro.) Aragorn, Boromir and Gandalf has also volenteered...HEY...the hobbits are running away! Their gonna go too? I wanna go...*Sniff-sniff* So I'm guessing the hobbits are Frodo, Sam (yet another friend who has also been hiding but on the other side), Merry and Pippin.
...Oh, so now their called the "Fellowship of the Ring"?!...I'm gonna hide in the corner and sulk now. (How sexist of them to not include females!)
~Entry No.4- I'M GOING YAY I'M GOING!!!
I came up with the best idea in all of Middle Earth!!! Since I really REALLY wanna go I will replace my bro and go to destroy the ring as Legolas! Yipee! Brother dearest thinks it's a good idea too! Coz he doesn't want to go, he volunteered accidentally because he was caught up in the moment. Now we're both happy elves! Well, I am. That's the best thing about being fraternal twins. The only thing different is our voice and that er...well...I have that feminine part of me *ahem* including my upper torso...in that er...area. Anyway, I can deal with that, I can also do a real good Legolas voice, well I mean what good is an identical twin who can't do the other's voice? I mean, even brother dearest can do my voice, which is kinda funny but he can! We had a LONG talk, and as always, I pursuaded him into this. So now brother dearest has not a twin sister but a twin brother. And, to keep up appearances, there shall be another cheesy excuse. "I" have gone back to Mirkwood. And of course since the real Legolas won't be on the journey, he's gonna go venturing off, he's not gonna go back home, he doesn't want to. This is so exciting! I get to go destroy a ring! I get to go destroy a ring!...I will miss brother dearest though...
~Entry No.5- My goodbye to brother dearest and on the road to...more plains...?(I complain too much, but...that's me for ya!)
Dear Diary,
I said goodbye to brother dearest, it was a very emotional goodbye, I've never been so serious and emotional with him like...ever. We hugged so many times, I can still feel him, this is so sad...I kept looking back at him when we left (of course pretending to be Legolas saying goodbye to his sister) until I couldn't see him anymore. We talked LONG the night before...
***
Me: I'm gonna miss you, you know, especially now that I can't annoy you anymore.
Legolas: Aw, come on, it's not that bad, I will see you again, don't worry. I'll send you notes with Gwaihir's help, he's helped a lot of people, you do know that don't you?
Me: Yeah, I'll write back often, oh...I'm gonna miss you so much! *SOB*
(I became a giant crybaby and started to bawl.)
Legolas: I haven't seen you cry like this since we were little elf-children and you hurt yourself frequently.
Me: You were always there for me, you cleaned up the scrapes and bruises and you were just a kid like me, you were so smart, you still are.
(He was holding me and I felt loved, he was the best brother in the world. I knew he had tears in his eyes too, he didn't want to show it.)
Legolas: At least the both of us will be on A journey, we might even cross each other, I'm gonna go my way, you'll go with them on their way, who knows? I think we'll meet again, I know we will...I also know that if anybody finds out, this is really going to ruin my rep...
***
It went on like that for almost the entire night, I was pretty sure he was still awake holding me while I dozed off to dream land. When I woke up in the morning, he was asleep. I got dressed in his clothes that were prepared for me and took his weapons and stuff. I pecked him on the forehead and left. It was really hard. He awoke later and went to the balcony and saw me leave...
*SIGH* But now, on with the journey as Legolas. Man, his clothes are weird, comfortable, but weird. I mean, he's got this tunic thing going on and then this other layer thingy and these boots are like, big...I had to stuff some scrap fabric in so that the boots wouldn't slip off everytime I lift my foot. And I gotta keep extra layers on so that I'll be able to hide my "feminine parts"*ahem*... ...His weapons are COOL though...I've only used them a couple o' times, coz he such an overprotective...weapon- user-elf-person-dude... (is that even a word?) anyway, now I get to use them! The bow AND the two ELVEN blades. They're SO much more tougher and stronger than mine, I didn't bring any weapons of my own...
How am I supposed to bathe now? They can't see me naked, I wanna keep my hygiene...and they all STINK I mean ALL of them! How can Legolas stand being around these, these smelly MEN! I mean, even HE doesn't smell that bad. I really do try to keep my distance...we didn't even go that far and they already smell like...stinky stuff!
-Fifteen minutes later...
THEY STILL STINK (Do they ever shower or bathe or even rinse themselves off?!)
-Twenty minutes later...
SMELLY SMELLY MEN...
...We're resting now, but we're gonna have to keep on going pretty soon...walking on PLAINS...I've had enough of them already! And what's even worse, we have to WALK, no horses, WALK. Even if Sam has Bill, I don't think Sam will let me ride him, and Bill's a pony, I prefer a horse. I haven't really said anything to anyone so far. I think Boromir suspects something (that weirdo). And this is really really BORING. I mean, we can't kill anything, coz there isn't anything to kill! And Gimli is so ANNOYING! He just goes on and on about himself and his relatives and Moria and his relatives and all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH...*muttering* shoulda killed him back in Rivendell... This journey isn't so exciting as it sounds. Gotta go now, we get to WALK some more. Man, pretending to be my brother is NOT fun.
END of the first part. Review please, I really wanna know what you think. Thanks.
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...This is more based on the movie than the book so yeah... Enjoy the diary.
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~Entry No.1- Riding, plains, mountains...etc etc...
Dear Diary,
I have decided to keep a diary since my brother has told me that events will occur from now on and I want to write these events down and yeah...so anyway I am now riding on my horsey, she's so bea-utiful! Brother next to me on his horsey (not as pretty as mine!) The both of us are fraternal twins. Isn't that COOL? We look so much alike that even our father can't tell between the two of us...that is if he pays any attention... We have to go to a stupid council in Rivendell, not that I don't like it there but Elrond has no excitement, he's so BORING. He also blamed US for letting that creep Gollum escape. It wasn't OUR fault! It was those stupid gaurds that my stupid father stupidly hired...
Maybe I'll skip the council and have some girl talk with Arwen...but what if she goes to the council? Damn. I'm gonna have to sit through it. *SIGH* Legolas is always serious too...but I don't think he wants to go either...stupid father...made us go through this HELL. *SIGH* At least I can annoy Legolas, he's such a great brother to me, taught me everything about fighting and stuff, hehe...I beat up a guy once *COUGH-Haldir-COUGH*, Legolas was quite proud of me, since the guy was sorta to our "dislikefulness" (is that a word?) ...speaking of fighting...I wanna kill stuff now...I wanna kill orcs! Killing orcs is my hobby, uruk-hais are challenges since they're all bigger and uglier and stuff *SHUDDERS*. I think I'll go annoy brother dearest some more...I'll whine this time.
~Entry No.2- Still riding on plains, plains, plains, mountains, plains, the occasional trees...
Dear Diary,
UGH! I'm getting tired of all this riding! I'm kinda bored of annoying Legolas now...what has gotten into me?! Tired of annoying Legolas?! NEVER! Hehe...Legolas looking at me evily...STARING CONTEST! Nah...too lazy. Legolas now says that we'd better hurry up so we can catch up with Boromir. Boromir's weird, well to me he is, brother thinks he's ok. He's better friends with Aragorn, I think he's weird too. I must stop writing for now, I think we're gonna start to gallop. Brother so organized, doesn't want to be "late".
~Entry No.3- Reached Rivendell (Finally!)...and at Council of Elrond (in hiding)...
Dear Diary,
YAY! No more PLAINS. Hiking up the stairs to the council with brother. Quite difficult to walk and write... Boromir ahead of us, I mean WAY ahead of us...ugh, men. being and elf is the bestest. I have decided NOT to go to the council. I persuaded my brother to tell Elrond a cheesy excuse/apology of why I can't make it. Good thing Boromir doesn't know that I HAVE to go to the council, he usually thinks I'm a tag-along anyway, I don't think he even knows I'm here. Gonna say bye-bye to brother dearest now, gonna hide somewhere so I can still "be" at the council.
-Ten or so minutes later...
I'm currently hiding beside these little hobbit dudes, one of 'em is Merry and the other is Pippin, they're pretty funny little guys, they've got a friend in there and they can't get in coz it's a "Secret council". I've told them to hush about me and told them the reason I'm here. They're keeping their mouth shut alright, coz they don't wanna get caught either...
*SIGH* this council's pretty lame, good thing I'm not sitting there eh? Oooh, brother dearest just stood up to Boromir about how Aragorn is Isildur's heir and stuff, yeah you go bro! UGH! Stupid Aragorn...Legolas was trying to help you get your "allegiance" but nooooo...you just HAD to order him to "Havo dad Legolas"...*muttering*...you CANNOT order the PRINCE of Mirkwood and BROTHER to the PRINCESS of Mirkwood (me) to SIT DOWN...
-One minute later after I cooled off a bit...
...Hey..there's another little hobbit dude, I think his name is Frodo (must be Merry and Pippin's friend)...he's getting up...and he puts this golden ring thing on the stone pedestal thingy...hey...there's like...stuff going on in there...that ring don't look so normal. I'm freakin' out man...woah. This dwarf dude just hit the thing with an axe, big bang, WOAH the axe is like...broken. Must listen closer to what Elrond has to say... *BIG NEWS* this ring belongs to that bastard Sauron and they gotta go destroy it and stuff. I WANNA GO!!! *SCOFFS* That little dwarf dude is arguing with MY brother! How dare he talk like that to him! UGH! You'll be dead before the ring is in the hands of an elf my ass! I'LL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!...
-After one minute...
... I have been restrained by the two little dudes, they're pretty sane compared to me. Now there's a big huge argument between everyone, even the wizard dude Gandalf...
-Yet another minute
...Argument stopped, Frodo is going to take the ring, blah blah blah...my brother apparently has volunteered to go along with Frodo and so has Gimli (the stupid dwarf who broke an axe and who argued with my bro.) Aragorn, Boromir and Gandalf has also volenteered...HEY...the hobbits are running away! Their gonna go too? I wanna go...*Sniff-sniff* So I'm guessing the hobbits are Frodo, Sam (yet another friend who has also been hiding but on the other side), Merry and Pippin.
...Oh, so now their called the "Fellowship of the Ring"?!...I'm gonna hide in the corner and sulk now. (How sexist of them to not include females!)
~Entry No.4- I'M GOING YAY I'M GOING!!!
I came up with the best idea in all of Middle Earth!!! Since I really REALLY wanna go I will replace my bro and go to destroy the ring as Legolas! Yipee! Brother dearest thinks it's a good idea too! Coz he doesn't want to go, he volunteered accidentally because he was caught up in the moment. Now we're both happy elves! Well, I am. That's the best thing about being fraternal twins. The only thing different is our voice and that er...well...I have that feminine part of me *ahem* including my upper torso...in that er...area. Anyway, I can deal with that, I can also do a real good Legolas voice, well I mean what good is an identical twin who can't do the other's voice? I mean, even brother dearest can do my voice, which is kinda funny but he can! We had a LONG talk, and as always, I pursuaded him into this. So now brother dearest has not a twin sister but a twin brother. And, to keep up appearances, there shall be another cheesy excuse. "I" have gone back to Mirkwood. And of course since the real Legolas won't be on the journey, he's gonna go venturing off, he's not gonna go back home, he doesn't want to. This is so exciting! I get to go destroy a ring! I get to go destroy a ring!...I will miss brother dearest though...
~Entry No.5- My goodbye to brother dearest and on the road to...more plains...?(I complain too much, but...that's me for ya!)
Dear Diary,
I said goodbye to brother dearest, it was a very emotional goodbye, I've never been so serious and emotional with him like...ever. We hugged so many times, I can still feel him, this is so sad...I kept looking back at him when we left (of course pretending to be Legolas saying goodbye to his sister) until I couldn't see him anymore. We talked LONG the night before...
***
Me: I'm gonna miss you, you know, especially now that I can't annoy you anymore.
Legolas: Aw, come on, it's not that bad, I will see you again, don't worry. I'll send you notes with Gwaihir's help, he's helped a lot of people, you do know that don't you?
Me: Yeah, I'll write back often, oh...I'm gonna miss you so much! *SOB*
(I became a giant crybaby and started to bawl.)
Legolas: I haven't seen you cry like this since we were little elf-children and you hurt yourself frequently.
Me: You were always there for me, you cleaned up the scrapes and bruises and you were just a kid like me, you were so smart, you still are.
(He was holding me and I felt loved, he was the best brother in the world. I knew he had tears in his eyes too, he didn't want to show it.)
Legolas: At least the both of us will be on A journey, we might even cross each other, I'm gonna go my way, you'll go with them on their way, who knows? I think we'll meet again, I know we will...I also know that if anybody finds out, this is really going to ruin my rep...
***
It went on like that for almost the entire night, I was pretty sure he was still awake holding me while I dozed off to dream land. When I woke up in the morning, he was asleep. I got dressed in his clothes that were prepared for me and took his weapons and stuff. I pecked him on the forehead and left. It was really hard. He awoke later and went to the balcony and saw me leave...
*SIGH* But now, on with the journey as Legolas. Man, his clothes are weird, comfortable, but weird. I mean, he's got this tunic thing going on and then this other layer thingy and these boots are like, big...I had to stuff some scrap fabric in so that the boots wouldn't slip off everytime I lift my foot. And I gotta keep extra layers on so that I'll be able to hide my "feminine parts"*ahem*... ...His weapons are COOL though...I've only used them a couple o' times, coz he such an overprotective...weapon- user-elf-person-dude... (is that even a word?) anyway, now I get to use them! The bow AND the two ELVEN blades. They're SO much more tougher and stronger than mine, I didn't bring any weapons of my own...
How am I supposed to bathe now? They can't see me naked, I wanna keep my hygiene...and they all STINK I mean ALL of them! How can Legolas stand being around these, these smelly MEN! I mean, even HE doesn't smell that bad. I really do try to keep my distance...we didn't even go that far and they already smell like...stinky stuff!
-Fifteen minutes later...
THEY STILL STINK (Do they ever shower or bathe or even rinse themselves off?!)
-Twenty minutes later...
SMELLY SMELLY MEN...
...We're resting now, but we're gonna have to keep on going pretty soon...walking on PLAINS...I've had enough of them already! And what's even worse, we have to WALK, no horses, WALK. Even if Sam has Bill, I don't think Sam will let me ride him, and Bill's a pony, I prefer a horse. I haven't really said anything to anyone so far. I think Boromir suspects something (that weirdo). And this is really really BORING. I mean, we can't kill anything, coz there isn't anything to kill! And Gimli is so ANNOYING! He just goes on and on about himself and his relatives and Moria and his relatives and all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH...*muttering* shoulda killed him back in Rivendell... This journey isn't so exciting as it sounds. Gotta go now, we get to WALK some more. Man, pretending to be my brother is NOT fun.
END of the first part. Review please, I really wanna know what you think. Thanks.
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