Shade: This episode will feature characters from certain animes. Also will have Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth. Read and
review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Magic Knight Rayearth. Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from the inside of Mt. Fuji, it's Late Night With The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight our guests include:
From the anime and manga Magic Knight Rayearth, Hikaru!
From the anime and manga Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon!
From the movie Men In Black 2, Will Smith!
From the company that brought you the watermelon that contained nuts, Mr. Lawyer!
Our musical guests tonight are Men At Work!
And me? I'm Potty McSmoke
But now let's welcome our hosts, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba!!!
(Seto and Mokuba run in, each doing a funky dance)
Seto: Hey! Seeng as I'm a multi-trillionare, I decided to get a mail order girlfriend. Meet Mokona! (a Japanese girl runs out
and hugs Seto) She's a kawii girl, ain't she?
Audience: (in unison) Yes, Seto!
Mokuba: She only wants to get a citizenship for this country. She doesn't love you.
Seto: Hey, she gives me blow jobs. She ain't that bad.
Mokuba: Lets do the show. (they run to the desk and sit down)
Seto: Lets bring on our first guest. When I watch her, I get hard so fast that my pants-
Mokuba: Quiet. Anyway, let's bring on that tomboy HIKARU!!! (Kikaru runs on)
Hikaru: I make you hard?!
Seto: Um... no...
Mokuba: Ignore my brother. He likes pornography. Anyway, what is it like working with Umi and Fuu?
Hikaru: Fuu is cool. I don't really like Umi. She scares me.
Seto: Me too! We have so much in common.
Hikaru: You're a guy.
Seto: And you're a girl. Suck me hard and fast.
Mokuba: Please, Seto, control!!!
Seto: Sorry dude...
Hikaru: More questions?
Mokuba: Yes, I do. Do you prefer Guru Clef when he was kid-sized or in the anime when he was an adult?
Hikaru: I liked him as a kid! ^_^
Mokuba: And how much Haagen-Das would you say Umi eats in a day?
Hikaru: Umm... 27 cartons?
Seto: I once put a creamy centre into a carton of Haagen-Das. Then Mokuba ate it.
Mokuba: YOU CUMMED IN MY ICE-CREAM?!
Seto: Umm... let's bring on our musical guests.
(Men At Work come out onto the stage)
Lead Singer:
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
(audience cheers)
Mokuba: Thank you, Men At Work!
(Seto comes crawling back to the desk with a broken and bleeding nose)
Seto: Jesus, what do you call that kick?!
Mokuba: The Flying Elephant Kick. Now it's time to bring on our next guest, Sailor Moon!
(Sailor Moon runs on)
Sailor Moon: Hi guys!!!
Seto: Hey!
Mokuba: (uppercuts Seto and Seto flies off stage) Now, Sailor Moon-
Sailor Moon: Call me Serena.
Mokuba: Ok then, Serena-
Sailor Moon: Call me Sailor Moon.
Mokuba: But you just said-
Sailor Moon: I know what I said.
Hikaru: You're even more annoying then Fuu!
Sailor Moon: Why you little... MOON... TIARA... MAGIC!!! (throws her Tiara at Hikaru)
Some Guy In The Audience: I hate my name. But, BITCH FIGHT!!!
(Hikaru and Sailor Moon start fighting, each one using their magicks on each other)
Mokuba: (is now wearing a betting masters outfit) Who has $500 on Hikaru?
Yami: I do!!!
Mokuba: Anyone on Sailor Moon?
Bakura: I bet $500 that her dressie comes off!
Mokuba: Taken! But now, let's bring on Will Smith!
(Will Smith walks on. Girls faint when he winks at them)
Will: 'Sup my Mokuba? (he and Mokuba do one of those frigging complicated handshakes that I can never remember. Curses!)
(Seto crawls back on)
Seto: Wassup?
Will: All your base are belong to us.
Mokuba: QUIET WITH THAT!!! (launches a nuclear missle at Will. Will goes splat)
Seto: You think I have no control.
(Hikarus and Sailor Moons fight is still going)
Mokuba: (wipes sweat off brow) Now it's time for a message from our sponsers.
(camera moves to Yami, Bakura and Mai making out)
Yami: (notices camera is on them) Oh. Hello. This is Mai Valentine. But she has nothing to do with this advertisment. (kicks
Mai out of camera area) What we are advertising is Smack My Arse Cream. If you rub it on someone, everyone within a 3 mile
radius will feel the urge to smack their arse! Watch it in action! (rubs some on Bakura)
(the entire audience rushes over and starts smacking Bakuras arse)
Bakura: Ow! Ooo! Quit it! Argh! Stop! My butt is hurting! Help!
Yami: Ignore him. Buy it now for only $3.14159265358979323... never mind. (Shades Note: Thats the value of Pi, give or take
an infinate amount of other numbers) Order no, and the first 3 callers recieve a bottle of Squeeze My Nipple Cream! It works
the same way as Smack My Arse cream, only everyone within a 3 mile radius will want to squeeze your nipples. Watch! (rubs
some on Bakura)
(everyone is now squeezing Bakuras nipples AND smacking his arse)
Bakura: Ow! Stop squeezing me! It's really painful!
Yami: Heh heh... hey Bakura! Got milk? (squeezes his own nipple, causing milk to squirt into Bakuras face)
Bakura: Eww! Yami milk!
Yami: To order your own novelty creams, call 1-800-This-Is-A-Fake-Number-And-If-You-Call-It-Then-You-Really-Are-Stupid-And-
Like-To-Drink-Yami-Milk.
(camera goes back to Mokuba and Seto chatting)
Mokuba: ...a cat shoved up your ars- (notices camera is on) Oh. Heh heh heh. We're back, and I'm talking to Mr.Lawyer!
Lawyer: Hello.
Seto: Now, Mr.Lawyer, what is your company called?
Lawyer: Due to legal reasons I am cannot answer that question.
Mokuba: Understandable. Now, do you like pie?
Lawyer: Due to legal reasons I am cannot answer that question.
Seto: (whispers to Mokuba) What a tight arse-
Lawyer: (reads above whisper) That is assault! That is assault!
Seto: EAT THIS! COMET OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!! (Seto launches a bright white bolt at the lawyer, disintergrating him)
Mokuba: Oh yeah Seto, real control there.
Seto: Heh... thats all the time we have! Remember to join us next time!
Mokuba: See ya!
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Shade: Rember to read, review and send in ideas for the new celebrity guests!
review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Magic Knight Rayearth. Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from the inside of Mt. Fuji, it's Late Night With The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight our guests include:
From the anime and manga Magic Knight Rayearth, Hikaru!
From the anime and manga Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon!
From the movie Men In Black 2, Will Smith!
From the company that brought you the watermelon that contained nuts, Mr. Lawyer!
Our musical guests tonight are Men At Work!
And me? I'm Potty McSmoke
But now let's welcome our hosts, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba!!!
(Seto and Mokuba run in, each doing a funky dance)
Seto: Hey! Seeng as I'm a multi-trillionare, I decided to get a mail order girlfriend. Meet Mokona! (a Japanese girl runs out
and hugs Seto) She's a kawii girl, ain't she?
Audience: (in unison) Yes, Seto!
Mokuba: She only wants to get a citizenship for this country. She doesn't love you.
Seto: Hey, she gives me blow jobs. She ain't that bad.
Mokuba: Lets do the show. (they run to the desk and sit down)
Seto: Lets bring on our first guest. When I watch her, I get hard so fast that my pants-
Mokuba: Quiet. Anyway, let's bring on that tomboy HIKARU!!! (Kikaru runs on)
Hikaru: I make you hard?!
Seto: Um... no...
Mokuba: Ignore my brother. He likes pornography. Anyway, what is it like working with Umi and Fuu?
Hikaru: Fuu is cool. I don't really like Umi. She scares me.
Seto: Me too! We have so much in common.
Hikaru: You're a guy.
Seto: And you're a girl. Suck me hard and fast.
Mokuba: Please, Seto, control!!!
Seto: Sorry dude...
Hikaru: More questions?
Mokuba: Yes, I do. Do you prefer Guru Clef when he was kid-sized or in the anime when he was an adult?
Hikaru: I liked him as a kid! ^_^
Mokuba: And how much Haagen-Das would you say Umi eats in a day?
Hikaru: Umm... 27 cartons?
Seto: I once put a creamy centre into a carton of Haagen-Das. Then Mokuba ate it.
Mokuba: YOU CUMMED IN MY ICE-CREAM?!
Seto: Umm... let's bring on our musical guests.
(Men At Work come out onto the stage)
Lead Singer:
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
(audience cheers)
Mokuba: Thank you, Men At Work!
(Seto comes crawling back to the desk with a broken and bleeding nose)
Seto: Jesus, what do you call that kick?!
Mokuba: The Flying Elephant Kick. Now it's time to bring on our next guest, Sailor Moon!
(Sailor Moon runs on)
Sailor Moon: Hi guys!!!
Seto: Hey!
Mokuba: (uppercuts Seto and Seto flies off stage) Now, Sailor Moon-
Sailor Moon: Call me Serena.
Mokuba: Ok then, Serena-
Sailor Moon: Call me Sailor Moon.
Mokuba: But you just said-
Sailor Moon: I know what I said.
Hikaru: You're even more annoying then Fuu!
Sailor Moon: Why you little... MOON... TIARA... MAGIC!!! (throws her Tiara at Hikaru)
Some Guy In The Audience: I hate my name. But, BITCH FIGHT!!!
(Hikaru and Sailor Moon start fighting, each one using their magicks on each other)
Mokuba: (is now wearing a betting masters outfit) Who has $500 on Hikaru?
Yami: I do!!!
Mokuba: Anyone on Sailor Moon?
Bakura: I bet $500 that her dressie comes off!
Mokuba: Taken! But now, let's bring on Will Smith!
(Will Smith walks on. Girls faint when he winks at them)
Will: 'Sup my Mokuba? (he and Mokuba do one of those frigging complicated handshakes that I can never remember. Curses!)
(Seto crawls back on)
Seto: Wassup?
Will: All your base are belong to us.
Mokuba: QUIET WITH THAT!!! (launches a nuclear missle at Will. Will goes splat)
Seto: You think I have no control.
(Hikarus and Sailor Moons fight is still going)
Mokuba: (wipes sweat off brow) Now it's time for a message from our sponsers.
(camera moves to Yami, Bakura and Mai making out)
Yami: (notices camera is on them) Oh. Hello. This is Mai Valentine. But she has nothing to do with this advertisment. (kicks
Mai out of camera area) What we are advertising is Smack My Arse Cream. If you rub it on someone, everyone within a 3 mile
radius will feel the urge to smack their arse! Watch it in action! (rubs some on Bakura)
(the entire audience rushes over and starts smacking Bakuras arse)
Bakura: Ow! Ooo! Quit it! Argh! Stop! My butt is hurting! Help!
Yami: Ignore him. Buy it now for only $3.14159265358979323... never mind. (Shades Note: Thats the value of Pi, give or take
an infinate amount of other numbers) Order no, and the first 3 callers recieve a bottle of Squeeze My Nipple Cream! It works
the same way as Smack My Arse cream, only everyone within a 3 mile radius will want to squeeze your nipples. Watch! (rubs
some on Bakura)
(everyone is now squeezing Bakuras nipples AND smacking his arse)
Bakura: Ow! Stop squeezing me! It's really painful!
Yami: Heh heh... hey Bakura! Got milk? (squeezes his own nipple, causing milk to squirt into Bakuras face)
Bakura: Eww! Yami milk!
Yami: To order your own novelty creams, call 1-800-This-Is-A-Fake-Number-And-If-You-Call-It-Then-You-Really-Are-Stupid-And-
Like-To-Drink-Yami-Milk.
(camera goes back to Mokuba and Seto chatting)
Mokuba: ...a cat shoved up your ars- (notices camera is on) Oh. Heh heh heh. We're back, and I'm talking to Mr.Lawyer!
Lawyer: Hello.
Seto: Now, Mr.Lawyer, what is your company called?
Lawyer: Due to legal reasons I am cannot answer that question.
Mokuba: Understandable. Now, do you like pie?
Lawyer: Due to legal reasons I am cannot answer that question.
Seto: (whispers to Mokuba) What a tight arse-
Lawyer: (reads above whisper) That is assault! That is assault!
Seto: EAT THIS! COMET OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!! (Seto launches a bright white bolt at the lawyer, disintergrating him)
Mokuba: Oh yeah Seto, real control there.
Seto: Heh... thats all the time we have! Remember to join us next time!
Mokuba: See ya!
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Shade: Rember to read, review and send in ideas for the new celebrity guests!