Shade: No more introductions for this fic, just read it...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from Teas underwear, it's Late Night With The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight, our guests include:
From Magic Knight Rayearth, Ascot!
From the View Askew movies, Jay and Silent Bob!
From the city in Australia known as Melbourne, Shades girlfriend Jess!
From the first Star Wars movies, Harrison Ford!
And our musical guest tonight is Sir Mix-A-Lot!
And me? I'm Inokichi Sakamoto-san.
But know let's bring out our hosts, Seto and Mokuba KAIBA!!!
(Seto and Mokuba run in, each doing a funky dance)
Seto: Koniciwa, young readers! Yo, did you hear about the latest crime?
Audience: No, Seto!
Seto: Well, a hole was drilled into a nudist camp fence. Police are currently looking into it. Ha!
Mokuba: Jesus, come up with something original. (they move to the desk)
Seto: Let's bring on our first guest, Mr Ascot!!!
(Ascot comes on)
Ascot: Hey...
Seto: So, Ascot, hows Umi?
Ascot: (blushes) What? What did I do? I didn't make love to Umi. Me and Umi aren't an item. Stop harrassing me!
Mokuba: O.............K. So, how's the new land?
Ascot: Oh, good. By the way, what did you name yours?
Mokuba: Utopia. Seto?
Seto: Land Of The Cocks.
Ascot: That wasn't the plan. The plan was to make them feel good and-
Seto: Shutup. I love the Land Of The Cock.
Mokuba: You just love saying cock.
Ascot: I have to go now. (walks away)
Seto: Let's bring on the music. Sir Mix-A-Lot!!!
(curtains draw back, revealing Sir Mix-A-Lot)
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
oh my god, becky
look at her butt
it is so big uhh
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
but u know who understands those rap guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like a total prostitute
ok i mean her butt...
its just so big
uhh i can't believe its just so round
its out there
gross
look
shes just so black
I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines
seenin flat butts are the thing
cuz the average black man ask him that
shes got 2 pack much back
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy butt
baby got back
baby got back
I like them round and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
uh
double up
uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
mix-alot seem trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so Im looking at rock videos
knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
a word to the thick soled sisterz
i wanna get wit cha
i won't cus or hit cha
i gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd ratehr stay and play
cuz I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this frick shit on
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
stick it out
even white boys got 2 shout
baby got back
baby got back
yah baby
when it comes to females
cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
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on if she's 5'3"
so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back
baby got back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
(Sir Mix-A-Lot bows and runs away)
Seto: Yeah! Big butts! Let's bring on my idol, JAY!!!
Mokuba: And Silent Bob!
(Jay and Silent Bob run on)
Jay: Ladies, ladies, ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the panties!!!
Seto: 'Sup my brother? (they do a man hug and sit down)
Mokuba: So, Jay, I take it you and Justice are still together?
Jay: Uh huh, but she is too fine!
Seto: Word bitch, Justice like a hot chick!
Jay: Sup now. So, you want some 'shrooms? Or weed?
Seto: You know it! (smokes some weed) Yeah.
Jay: Rollin' fatties, doin' blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smokes the blunts!
Seto: Dude, we gotta bring on Shades girl.
Jay: See ya'll.
(They walk off)
Mokuba: And let's bring on Shades girlfriend, Jess!!!
(Shades voice booms overhead)
Shade: Jess is in my bedroom at the moment, getting prepared for some... fun. She cannot attend.
Seto: Damn! Jess is too fine! Oh well, heres an ad from our sponsers...
(camera goes to Yami and Bakura)
Yami: Hi. We're here to advertise this new product from Bollocks Industries. It's (bangs down a box on the table) 'Bang It
own Hard On The Table', a new cleaning product. We washed half of this shirt in Bang It Down Hard On The Table (holds up half
a clean shirt) and the other half in a normal cleaning product (holds up the other half of a clean shirt). As you can see,
they both came out very clean, but we had to throw out the shirt, as it was ruined.
Bakura: Buy some now!
(camera goes back to Seto and Mokuba)
Seto: (drooling) Must... buy... product...
Mokuba: Ignore him. He's been brain washed. Oh well. Unfortunatly we are running out of room, so we apologise to Harrison Ford.
Bye!
Seto: Bye...
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Shade: Ok, read and review. Please.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from Teas underwear, it's Late Night With The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight, our guests include:
From Magic Knight Rayearth, Ascot!
From the View Askew movies, Jay and Silent Bob!
From the city in Australia known as Melbourne, Shades girlfriend Jess!
From the first Star Wars movies, Harrison Ford!
And our musical guest tonight is Sir Mix-A-Lot!
And me? I'm Inokichi Sakamoto-san.
But know let's bring out our hosts, Seto and Mokuba KAIBA!!!
(Seto and Mokuba run in, each doing a funky dance)
Seto: Koniciwa, young readers! Yo, did you hear about the latest crime?
Audience: No, Seto!
Seto: Well, a hole was drilled into a nudist camp fence. Police are currently looking into it. Ha!
Mokuba: Jesus, come up with something original. (they move to the desk)
Seto: Let's bring on our first guest, Mr Ascot!!!
(Ascot comes on)
Ascot: Hey...
Seto: So, Ascot, hows Umi?
Ascot: (blushes) What? What did I do? I didn't make love to Umi. Me and Umi aren't an item. Stop harrassing me!
Mokuba: O.............K. So, how's the new land?
Ascot: Oh, good. By the way, what did you name yours?
Mokuba: Utopia. Seto?
Seto: Land Of The Cocks.
Ascot: That wasn't the plan. The plan was to make them feel good and-
Seto: Shutup. I love the Land Of The Cock.
Mokuba: You just love saying cock.
Ascot: I have to go now. (walks away)
Seto: Let's bring on the music. Sir Mix-A-Lot!!!
(curtains draw back, revealing Sir Mix-A-Lot)
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
oh my god, becky
look at her butt
it is so big uhh
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
but u know who understands those rap guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like a total prostitute
ok i mean her butt...
its just so big
uhh i can't believe its just so round
its out there
gross
look
shes just so black
I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines
seenin flat butts are the thing
cuz the average black man ask him that
shes got 2 pack much back
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy butt
baby got back
baby got back
I like them round and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
uh
double up
uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
mix-alot seem trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so Im looking at rock videos
knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
a word to the thick soled sisterz
i wanna get wit cha
i won't cus or hit cha
i gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd ratehr stay and play
cuz I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this frick shit on
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
stick it out
even white boys got 2 shout
baby got back
baby got back
yah baby
when it comes to females
cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36
24
36
on if she's 5'3"
so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back
baby got back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
(Sir Mix-A-Lot bows and runs away)
Seto: Yeah! Big butts! Let's bring on my idol, JAY!!!
Mokuba: And Silent Bob!
(Jay and Silent Bob run on)
Jay: Ladies, ladies, ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the panties!!!
Seto: 'Sup my brother? (they do a man hug and sit down)
Mokuba: So, Jay, I take it you and Justice are still together?
Jay: Uh huh, but she is too fine!
Seto: Word bitch, Justice like a hot chick!
Jay: Sup now. So, you want some 'shrooms? Or weed?
Seto: You know it! (smokes some weed) Yeah.
Jay: Rollin' fatties, doin' blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smokes the blunts!
Seto: Dude, we gotta bring on Shades girl.
Jay: See ya'll.
(They walk off)
Mokuba: And let's bring on Shades girlfriend, Jess!!!
(Shades voice booms overhead)
Shade: Jess is in my bedroom at the moment, getting prepared for some... fun. She cannot attend.
Seto: Damn! Jess is too fine! Oh well, heres an ad from our sponsers...
(camera goes to Yami and Bakura)
Yami: Hi. We're here to advertise this new product from Bollocks Industries. It's (bangs down a box on the table) 'Bang It
own Hard On The Table', a new cleaning product. We washed half of this shirt in Bang It Down Hard On The Table (holds up half
a clean shirt) and the other half in a normal cleaning product (holds up the other half of a clean shirt). As you can see,
they both came out very clean, but we had to throw out the shirt, as it was ruined.
Bakura: Buy some now!
(camera goes back to Seto and Mokuba)
Seto: (drooling) Must... buy... product...
Mokuba: Ignore him. He's been brain washed. Oh well. Unfortunatly we are running out of room, so we apologise to Harrison Ford.
Bye!
Seto: Bye...
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Shade: Ok, read and review. Please.