Shade: Thanks to TheMysticWanderer for his ideas.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from Jason "Pie F*cker" Biggs butt cheeks, its Late Night with The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight, our guests include:
From the Austin Powers movies, Mike Myers!
From the Mask, Jim Carrey!
From that place where people get bonked on the head with frying pans, Joe!
And me? I'm that strange man who rubs up against you on public transportation!
But now, lets welcome Seto and Mokuba Kaiba!
(Seto and Mokuba run on. Audience cheers)
Seto: Hey audience!!! How are we tonight?
Audience: Good Seto!
Mokuba: Except for that fat man up there!
Fat Man: Yeah! Whoo!
Seto: Anyway, tonight we have some amazing guests. But first, lets talk about... SEX!!!
(audience is shocked)
Seto: Now that I've got your attention, lets go onto the guests!
(they run over to the desk and sit down)
Mokuba: Our first guest likes bonking people over the head with a frying pan. Yes, it's Joe!!! (Joe runs on)
Joe: Hey guys! Bonk! (he bonks Seto and Mokuba on the head with a frying pan)
Mokuba: Ow!
Seto: That hurt!
Joe: Blow me.
Seto: Anyway, why do you bonk people over the head? Is it an obsession of yours?
Joe: That deserves a bonking! (he bonks Seto on the head with a frying pan)
Mokuba: Thats it, get off my set!
Joe: Make me!
Mokuba: SECURITY!!! (security drags him off)
Joe: You may take me off your set, but you will never take my chocolate thickshake!
Seto: Yoink! (takes Joe's thickshake)
Mokuba: Yummy!
Seto: (slurps the thickshake) Mmm hmm...
Mokuba: Can I have some?
Seto: NO!!! MY THICKSHAKE!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!
Mokuba: Ok, lets bring on our first real guest, Mike Myers!!!
(Mike Myers runs onstage and the audience cheers)
Mike: Hey guys!
Mokuba: Hey Mike.
Seto: Yum-yum... (slurps the thickshake)
Mike: How nice. Well, you know what I say. Once a spy, always a spy, but once a night is enough!
(Shade pops up sweaty from behind the sofa)
Shade: Maybe Jess should learn that...
(Jess comes up and pulls Shade down)
Mike: He looked ready for some wild animal stuff!!!
Seto: You know, Mokuba told me that you are hung like an elephant.
Mike: What? Oh, his mother tells him everything.
Mokuba: Ha! Funny funny stuff! But tell me, how does it feel to be portrayed as a fat bastard?
Mike: Oh, thats just a character!
Seto: WHAT?! No!
Mike: Yes...
Seto: Really? So you wear a suit that makes you look like a 300 pound, obese, sweaty pig?
Mike: Obese? I admit he's fat-
Seto: No, he is huge. Obese. Fatter then a sumo wrestler.
Mokuba: Moving on, why is it that in all the scenes Foxy Cleopatra is in, she doesn't blink?
Mike: Well, she was born without eyelids.
Seto: Eww!
Mokuba: Ok, thanks for being on the show, Mike!
(Joe runs on and bonks Mike over the head with a frying pan)
Mokuba: SECURITY!!!
(security grabs Joe and drags him off)
Mokuba: Lets go to a word from our sponsers.
(Camera goes to Yami and Bakura standing behind a counter)
Yami: Hi, today we're advertising a new product from Spoonfed Industries. They're just like your parents, only they're a company.
Bakura: Yes. Yes they are.
Yami: But the product is... Florida Voting Machine! See, what you get is a coin. Then you flip it. Heads it's Democrats,
tails its Republican. That simple! Used by real Florida voters!!!
Bakura: Buy one now! Only $49.95, plus $50.05 P&H!
(Camera goes back to Seto and Mokuba)
Mokuba: Our next guest has been in many funny films, including The Mask, Dumb & Dumber and The Cable Guy!
Seto: But his most recent movie sucked balls. Lets bring on Jim Carrey!
(Jim runs on)
Jim: Hey!
Mokuba: Wassup?
Jim: Not much, but earlier today I-
Seto: Yeah yeah yeah, ball licker. Your last movie sucked balls, as you do.
Jim: I'm sorry you feel that way, but-
Seto: Shutup ball sucker!
Mokuba: Excuse my brother. He is a little insane.
Seto: No I'm not, mommy!!!
Mokuba: See?
Jim: Well, I guess I now understand why he likes men so much.
Seto: You picking?
Jim: No...
Seto: I think you pickin', c*nt.
Jim: Oh thats it! You going down! (he and Seto start fighting)
Seto: Bitch!
Jim: Cockknocker!
Mokuba: Ok, thats all the time we have tonight. Thanks for watching!
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Shade: Ok, send in ideas for guests. Please? And also review.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from Jason "Pie F*cker" Biggs butt cheeks, its Late Night with The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight, our guests include:
From the Austin Powers movies, Mike Myers!
From the Mask, Jim Carrey!
From that place where people get bonked on the head with frying pans, Joe!
And me? I'm that strange man who rubs up against you on public transportation!
But now, lets welcome Seto and Mokuba Kaiba!
(Seto and Mokuba run on. Audience cheers)
Seto: Hey audience!!! How are we tonight?
Audience: Good Seto!
Mokuba: Except for that fat man up there!
Fat Man: Yeah! Whoo!
Seto: Anyway, tonight we have some amazing guests. But first, lets talk about... SEX!!!
(audience is shocked)
Seto: Now that I've got your attention, lets go onto the guests!
(they run over to the desk and sit down)
Mokuba: Our first guest likes bonking people over the head with a frying pan. Yes, it's Joe!!! (Joe runs on)
Joe: Hey guys! Bonk! (he bonks Seto and Mokuba on the head with a frying pan)
Mokuba: Ow!
Seto: That hurt!
Joe: Blow me.
Seto: Anyway, why do you bonk people over the head? Is it an obsession of yours?
Joe: That deserves a bonking! (he bonks Seto on the head with a frying pan)
Mokuba: Thats it, get off my set!
Joe: Make me!
Mokuba: SECURITY!!! (security drags him off)
Joe: You may take me off your set, but you will never take my chocolate thickshake!
Seto: Yoink! (takes Joe's thickshake)
Mokuba: Yummy!
Seto: (slurps the thickshake) Mmm hmm...
Mokuba: Can I have some?
Seto: NO!!! MY THICKSHAKE!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!
Mokuba: Ok, lets bring on our first real guest, Mike Myers!!!
(Mike Myers runs onstage and the audience cheers)
Mike: Hey guys!
Mokuba: Hey Mike.
Seto: Yum-yum... (slurps the thickshake)
Mike: How nice. Well, you know what I say. Once a spy, always a spy, but once a night is enough!
(Shade pops up sweaty from behind the sofa)
Shade: Maybe Jess should learn that...
(Jess comes up and pulls Shade down)
Mike: He looked ready for some wild animal stuff!!!
Seto: You know, Mokuba told me that you are hung like an elephant.
Mike: What? Oh, his mother tells him everything.
Mokuba: Ha! Funny funny stuff! But tell me, how does it feel to be portrayed as a fat bastard?
Mike: Oh, thats just a character!
Seto: WHAT?! No!
Mike: Yes...
Seto: Really? So you wear a suit that makes you look like a 300 pound, obese, sweaty pig?
Mike: Obese? I admit he's fat-
Seto: No, he is huge. Obese. Fatter then a sumo wrestler.
Mokuba: Moving on, why is it that in all the scenes Foxy Cleopatra is in, she doesn't blink?
Mike: Well, she was born without eyelids.
Seto: Eww!
Mokuba: Ok, thanks for being on the show, Mike!
(Joe runs on and bonks Mike over the head with a frying pan)
Mokuba: SECURITY!!!
(security grabs Joe and drags him off)
Mokuba: Lets go to a word from our sponsers.
(Camera goes to Yami and Bakura standing behind a counter)
Yami: Hi, today we're advertising a new product from Spoonfed Industries. They're just like your parents, only they're a company.
Bakura: Yes. Yes they are.
Yami: But the product is... Florida Voting Machine! See, what you get is a coin. Then you flip it. Heads it's Democrats,
tails its Republican. That simple! Used by real Florida voters!!!
Bakura: Buy one now! Only $49.95, plus $50.05 P&H!
(Camera goes back to Seto and Mokuba)
Mokuba: Our next guest has been in many funny films, including The Mask, Dumb & Dumber and The Cable Guy!
Seto: But his most recent movie sucked balls. Lets bring on Jim Carrey!
(Jim runs on)
Jim: Hey!
Mokuba: Wassup?
Jim: Not much, but earlier today I-
Seto: Yeah yeah yeah, ball licker. Your last movie sucked balls, as you do.
Jim: I'm sorry you feel that way, but-
Seto: Shutup ball sucker!
Mokuba: Excuse my brother. He is a little insane.
Seto: No I'm not, mommy!!!
Mokuba: See?
Jim: Well, I guess I now understand why he likes men so much.
Seto: You picking?
Jim: No...
Seto: I think you pickin', c*nt.
Jim: Oh thats it! You going down! (he and Seto start fighting)
Seto: Bitch!
Jim: Cockknocker!
Mokuba: Ok, thats all the time we have tonight. Thanks for watching!
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Shade: Ok, send in ideas for guests. Please? And also review.