Shade: Back again, not dead, contrary to popular belief.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from beautiful Victoria B.c, it's Late Night With The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight, our guests include-
From the hit movie Die Another Day, Pierce Brosnan!
From the hit Harry Potter movie series, Daniel Radcliffe!
From Shade's bedroom, Shade himself and his girlfriend Jessica Maunder!
Our musical guest tonight is... Avril Lavigne!
And me? I'm that man who smells your underwear when you're not around.
But now, let's welcome the hosts of this show, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba!
(those two run on, waving at the cheering crowd)
Seto: Hey, hows everyone feeling tonight?
Mokuba: Jesus dude, stop asking those goddamn questions to the audience!
Seto: I'll take you down after the show.
Mokuba: Try it and you're a dead man.
(they run over to the desk and sit down)
Seto: Our first guest tonight has been in many a James Bond film.
Mokuba: Yes, it's time for PIERCE BROSNAN!!!
(Pierce Brosnan runs on)
Pierce: Hello Mokuba and Sonto!
Seto: It's Seto.
Pierce: Right-o then, Sento.
(Seto prepares to hit Pierce but Mokuba knocks him unconcious)
Seto: Uhhh..... (collapses on the floor)
Pierce: He could have brain damage.
Mokuba: Won't make a difference. Now, Pierce, I take it you have a love interest in this new film.
Pierce: I do.
Mokuba: And her real name is Halle Berry?
Pierce: Thats right?
Mokuba: Are you two in love, in real life?
(audience goes 'oooooooooooooooooo')
Pierce: Yes. We do the dirty deed every night.
Mokuba: Dude, you can't say that on free-to-air television!
Pierce: I also do the deed with your mother.
Mokuba: DUDE!!!
(Seto wakes up)
Seto: Huh? Whats this about someone f*cking my mother?
Pierce: I make sweet love to your mother and Halle Berry every night.
Seto: (punches Pierce, who goes flying into the crowd, where he is ripped to shreds by Seto and Mokubas fangirls) Take that.
Mokuba: For once I'm glad you kicked a guests ass.
Seto: Ok, let's bring on the star of Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Stoned!
Mokuba: (whacks brother upside the head) Now, let's bring on DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!
(Daniel runs on)
Daniel: Hi Mokuba! Hi... Serento?
Seto: (grinds teeth) It's... Seto...
Daniel: Oh, sorry, Sento.
(Seto tries to kill Daniel, but security holds him back)
Mokuba: Seto, control!
Daniel: Is he crazy?
Mokuba: (injects Seto with his anger managment medicine) There we go. Just don't mix up his name.
Daniel: I'll try, but it's such a hard name!
Seto: Hello, my name is Seto. How are you today, Daniel?
Daniel: I'm good.
Mokuba: Now, are the allegations that you smoked pot and then made love to Emma Watson?
Daniel: (leans back on chair) Guilty as charged.
Seto: How nice. Did she enjoy it?
Daniel: I think so. She did give me deepthroat the next night.
Mokuba: Let's back off from the sex, okay?
Daniel: You brought it up.
Mokuba: Ok, goodbye.
Daniel: (gets up) I don't need to take this crap! Goodbye, Mokuba and Sonto!
Seto: (medication wears off, he gets up and throws Daniel into the fangirl pit to be forever tormented) Yippy kai yay, mother f*cker.
Mokuba: Let's bring on the author and his girlfriend. (Shade and Jess walk onstage)
Seto: Now I know you won't mess up my name.
Jess: Hi Mokuba! Hi... Seto? No that can't be it.
Seto: YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!! YES!!!
Jess: I did?
Shade: Let's move onto the questions.
Mokuba: Ok, so, Shade, when did you and Jess meet?
Shade: Jess?
Jess: Begining of Year 6. I had just transfered over to his school.
Mokuba: How sweet. Was it love at first sight?
Jess: No, I actually hated him when we first met.
Shade: I adored her after her first words to me.
Mokuba: And those words were...?
Shade: 'Stop staring at me you f*cking poofter, I'll beat you up on Friday, you f*cking weak sh*t, I'm popular and I'll never
like you'. I love a challenge.
Mokuba: Well, let's bring on our musical guest, Avril Lavigne!
(curtains go up and Avril Lavigne and her band are there. Music starts)
Avril: He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can I say
He wanted her
She'd never tell
That secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
And they had a problem with his baggy clothes
Chorus
He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
Skater boy, rockin' up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see his show
She tags along
And stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth
(repeat)
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck, that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that she couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world
I met a skater boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be backstage after your show
I'll be at a studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know
I met a skater boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be backstage after your show
I'll be at a studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know
(Music ends, Avril bows)
Avril: Whoo! I love you all! (KittyMonster walks on with handcuffs and a taser) Especially Mokuba and... (time freezes) Setno!
(Seto throws a skateboard at Avril and she flys into the handcuffs of KittyMonster. KittyMonster drags Avril off, zapping her
with a taser)
Seto: Well, thats the show. Now then, (gives machine guns to himself, Mokuba, Shade and Jess, who all aim at the audience) forget
all you saw. Forget, or you shall be killed. Forget.
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Shade: Read and review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any
person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from beautiful Victoria B.c, it's Late Night With The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight, our guests include-
From the hit movie Die Another Day, Pierce Brosnan!
From the hit Harry Potter movie series, Daniel Radcliffe!
From Shade's bedroom, Shade himself and his girlfriend Jessica Maunder!
Our musical guest tonight is... Avril Lavigne!
And me? I'm that man who smells your underwear when you're not around.
But now, let's welcome the hosts of this show, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba!
(those two run on, waving at the cheering crowd)
Seto: Hey, hows everyone feeling tonight?
Mokuba: Jesus dude, stop asking those goddamn questions to the audience!
Seto: I'll take you down after the show.
Mokuba: Try it and you're a dead man.
(they run over to the desk and sit down)
Seto: Our first guest tonight has been in many a James Bond film.
Mokuba: Yes, it's time for PIERCE BROSNAN!!!
(Pierce Brosnan runs on)
Pierce: Hello Mokuba and Sonto!
Seto: It's Seto.
Pierce: Right-o then, Sento.
(Seto prepares to hit Pierce but Mokuba knocks him unconcious)
Seto: Uhhh..... (collapses on the floor)
Pierce: He could have brain damage.
Mokuba: Won't make a difference. Now, Pierce, I take it you have a love interest in this new film.
Pierce: I do.
Mokuba: And her real name is Halle Berry?
Pierce: Thats right?
Mokuba: Are you two in love, in real life?
(audience goes 'oooooooooooooooooo')
Pierce: Yes. We do the dirty deed every night.
Mokuba: Dude, you can't say that on free-to-air television!
Pierce: I also do the deed with your mother.
Mokuba: DUDE!!!
(Seto wakes up)
Seto: Huh? Whats this about someone f*cking my mother?
Pierce: I make sweet love to your mother and Halle Berry every night.
Seto: (punches Pierce, who goes flying into the crowd, where he is ripped to shreds by Seto and Mokubas fangirls) Take that.
Mokuba: For once I'm glad you kicked a guests ass.
Seto: Ok, let's bring on the star of Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Stoned!
Mokuba: (whacks brother upside the head) Now, let's bring on DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!
(Daniel runs on)
Daniel: Hi Mokuba! Hi... Serento?
Seto: (grinds teeth) It's... Seto...
Daniel: Oh, sorry, Sento.
(Seto tries to kill Daniel, but security holds him back)
Mokuba: Seto, control!
Daniel: Is he crazy?
Mokuba: (injects Seto with his anger managment medicine) There we go. Just don't mix up his name.
Daniel: I'll try, but it's such a hard name!
Seto: Hello, my name is Seto. How are you today, Daniel?
Daniel: I'm good.
Mokuba: Now, are the allegations that you smoked pot and then made love to Emma Watson?
Daniel: (leans back on chair) Guilty as charged.
Seto: How nice. Did she enjoy it?
Daniel: I think so. She did give me deepthroat the next night.
Mokuba: Let's back off from the sex, okay?
Daniel: You brought it up.
Mokuba: Ok, goodbye.
Daniel: (gets up) I don't need to take this crap! Goodbye, Mokuba and Sonto!
Seto: (medication wears off, he gets up and throws Daniel into the fangirl pit to be forever tormented) Yippy kai yay, mother f*cker.
Mokuba: Let's bring on the author and his girlfriend. (Shade and Jess walk onstage)
Seto: Now I know you won't mess up my name.
Jess: Hi Mokuba! Hi... Seto? No that can't be it.
Seto: YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!! YES!!!
Jess: I did?
Shade: Let's move onto the questions.
Mokuba: Ok, so, Shade, when did you and Jess meet?
Shade: Jess?
Jess: Begining of Year 6. I had just transfered over to his school.
Mokuba: How sweet. Was it love at first sight?
Jess: No, I actually hated him when we first met.
Shade: I adored her after her first words to me.
Mokuba: And those words were...?
Shade: 'Stop staring at me you f*cking poofter, I'll beat you up on Friday, you f*cking weak sh*t, I'm popular and I'll never
like you'. I love a challenge.
Mokuba: Well, let's bring on our musical guest, Avril Lavigne!
(curtains go up and Avril Lavigne and her band are there. Music starts)
Avril: He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can I say
He wanted her
She'd never tell
That secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
And they had a problem with his baggy clothes
Chorus
He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
Skater boy, rockin' up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see his show
She tags along
And stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth
(repeat)
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck, that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that she couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world
I met a skater boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be backstage after your show
I'll be at a studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know
I met a skater boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be backstage after your show
I'll be at a studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know
(Music ends, Avril bows)
Avril: Whoo! I love you all! (KittyMonster walks on with handcuffs and a taser) Especially Mokuba and... (time freezes) Setno!
(Seto throws a skateboard at Avril and she flys into the handcuffs of KittyMonster. KittyMonster drags Avril off, zapping her
with a taser)
Seto: Well, thats the show. Now then, (gives machine guns to himself, Mokuba, Shade and Jess, who all aim at the audience) forget
all you saw. Forget, or you shall be killed. Forget.
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Shade: Read and review!