Shade: If anyone reads this, please review! I need the ideas! If someone could send me new one liners for the announcer, that would be great.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from a packet of chocolate covered coffee beans, it's Late Night The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight our guests include-
From the Dragon Ball Z studios, Akira Toriyama!
From the manga Magic Knight Rayearth, Fuu and Ferio!
From The Lord Of The Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring!
Our musical guest tonight is Powderfinger!
And me? I'm that old man who pokes you with a walking stick!
But know, here's your hosts, Seto and Mokuba.... KAIBA!!!
(Seto and Mokuba run in)
Seto: Yeah baby! I just checked, and tonight is a good show.
Mokuba: (reads cue-cards) Yes gangsta, you so hippin' jippin' with your mouthwash. Super cowabunga tasty paste.
Seto: Dude, you sound like Jar-Jar Binks.
Mokuba: Oh screw you.
(they sit behind their desk)
Seto: Our first guest has created some of the best fighting anime since.... well, before I was even thought of.
Mokuba: Thats right. Our first guest is Akira Toriyama!
(Akira runs on)
Seto: Konichiwa, Akira-san.
Akira: Hey, Seto. Hows it hanging, Mokuba?
Seto: (shocked) He... he speaks our language?!
Mokuba: (chuckles) Careful, he's sharp!
Seto: Shut up, Mokuba!
Akira: So, ready to question me?
Mokuba: Ok. First question... where did you get the idea for the kamehameha?
Akira: Well... my brother has a mental disability. I showed him my early drawings of Goku, and he said 'kamehameha'. He then threw up. And the rest is history!
Seto: Wow, what a small world! My brother is retarded as well!
Mokuba: You shut up and let the man speak.
Akira: Mokuba is a retard?
Seto: Oh yeah.
Mokuba: SHUT THE F*CK UP SETO!!! I"M SICK OF YOUR BULL SH*T!!!
(everyone is silent)
Seto: Sorry Mokuba...
Akira: You want to be in my new series of Dragon Ball?
Mokuba: Kick ass!
Akira: You be new child of Gohan and Chi Chi!
Seto: Sick! You're going to be an inbred retard!
(Mokuba pulls out a pump-action shotgun and blasts Seto repeatedly)
Akira: Mind if I leave now?
Mokuba: (aims the shotgun at Akira) You sit, and wait for the next guest.
Akira: Ok. (curls into fetal position and rocks on floor)
(Seto crawls into his seat and coughs)
Seto: Anger managment, dude. I have friends. I can help you.
Mokuba: (blasts Seto again, and turns to camera) And now, a word from our sponsers.
(camera goes to Bakura sitting in a leather armchair)
Bakura: Hello, I am an English person. (gets up and starts walking) You know, if every person in AUstralia donated a single dollar a week to an Ethiopian child... (kneels beside a small African girl) Such as Sumali here, she would have an average weekly income of over twenty-one million dollars. Thats enough five cent pieces to reach the moon, and those would be carried in gold plated space shuttles with diamond encrusting. (looks at Sumali) Seems a little excessive, doesn't it? (Sumali nods)
(camera goes back to Mokuba, minus shotgun, and Seto)
Mokuba: Just wait till these pills wear off.
Seto: Hush. Now then, our next guests have a romantic affair in the manga 'Magic Knight Rayearth'
Mokuba: But right now they're just going to come on, and possibly make out.
Seto: Le's welcome Fuu and Ferio!
(Fuu and Ferio walk on, hold hands)
Fuu: Hi Mokuba, you little cutie! (pinches his cheeks)
Ferio: Hey there, short stuff. (rubs Mokubas head)
Seto: (laughs) You heard how he took those pills backstage?
Fuu: Please, like I would come out here if he hadn't.
(Ferio sits down, Fuu sits on his lap)
Seto: So, you guys planning to get married?
Ferio: Not yet. I still enjoy our foursomes with the other ladies.
Fuu: Sugar daddy! Not on national TV!
Seto: No no, please continue. Got a tape?
Ferio: (reaches into pocket and pulls out a tape) Ten bucks.
Seto: Sold! (gives Ferio some money, and takes the tape)
Fuu: Only ten? Aren't I worth more?
Ferio: Aww, come here... (he and Fuu start making out)
Mokuba: This is strangly arousing.
Seto: Booyahkasha.
Mokuba: Should we cut to an ad break?
Seto: (fixated on Fuu's mouth) The way he moves his tongue is... almost hypnotic.
Mokuba: Put on a word from our sponsers.
(camera flips to Yami, naked, smoking a cigarette while Mai has her head over his genitals)
Yami: (notices camera on him) The hell?! I'm not supposed to be on till next week! Oh well. Today I'm going to tell you about how to build a hydrogen bomb. And it hardly costs you a thing! For only $1, plus $99.95 postage and handling, you recieve a soda can and a list of household items to build your own hydrogen bomb! The number to call is-
(camera goes back to Seto and Mokuba)
Seto: I can't believe Ferio did that on National TV.
Mokuba: I can't believe we went to an ad break.
Seto: We're going to have to clean that couch. In bleach.
Mokuba: I can't believe we went to an ad break.
(they both snap out of it)
Mokuba: Let's bring on the Fellowship of the Ring!
(Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Boromir walk onstage)
Legolas: Greetings, young ones.
Seto: Shut up, elfy boy.
Aragorn: (draws his sword) Are you insulting Legolas Greenleaf?
Mokuba: (pills wear off) Sit down you mother f*cking fantasy freaks!
(the Fellowship sits)
Gimli: This is highly unorthadox!
Frodo: I am the Lord Of The Ring!
Mokuba: Oh shut up, you goddamn un-emotive halfling!
Samwise: I hope you're not talking to Mr.Frodo like that!
Seto: (pulls out a shottie) I'll talk however I damn well want to talk, bitch.
Gandalf: (stands in front of Samwise) Do not harm him!
Mokuba: Put it down, Seto. Or I'll tell everyone what your middle name is.
(Seto puts down his shottie)
Aragorn: I have never seen such a weapon... you are the true ringbearer! (grabs the ring of Frodo) Yoink! (passes ring to Seto) You have my sword!
Legolas: And my bow!
Gimli: And my axe!
(Elrond pops up behind couch)
Elrond: Then you shall be known as the Fellowship of the Ring!
(Elrond goes away)
Boromir: (notices Lurtz offstage) Goddammit. (gets three arrows in his chest) Hell yeah! Thankfully I put Pippin down my shirt! (pulls out Pippin, who is blood soaked)
Pippin: Ouch.
Mokuba: Let's move onto our singers, Powderfinger, with 'My Happiness'
(curtain goes up, and Powderfinger is assembled onstage)
Main Singer:
I see your shadow on the street now
I hear you push through the rusty gate
Click of your heels on the concrete
Waiting for a knock coming way too late
It's been an age since I've seen ya
Countdown as the weeks trickle into days
So you come in and put your bags down
I know there's something in the air
How can I do this to you right now
If you're over there when I need you here
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinking in
It must be when you pack up and go
(Sauron runs onstage, knocks out the main singer and takes up the mike)
Sauron: (looks at the Ring in Seto's hand)
It seems an age since I've seen you
Countdown as the weeks trickle into days
I hope that time hasnt changed you
All I really want is for you to stay
So you come in and put your bags down
I know there's something in the air
How can I do this to you right now
If you're over there when I need you here
(Seto gives Sauron the ring)
Sauron:
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinking in
Must be when you pack up and go
I know I know I know what's inside
I know I know I know what's inside
I know I know I know what's inside
I know I know I know what's inside
If you're over there when I need you here
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinking in
It must be when you pack up and go
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinkind in
It must be when you pack up and go
(Sauron bows, the curtain drops and screaming is heard)
Seto: That was interesting.
Legolas: Was it really important to give the dark lord Sauron the One Ring?
Aragorn: Do not question the ringbearer, Greenleaf.
Legolas: I question whoever I want!
Aragorn: You're a dick!
Legolas: You're a dick, and I've had it with your dicketry! I choose you!
Aragorn: (draws his sword) You wanna fight?
Legolas: (draws his daggers) Right here, bitch!
(they start fighting)
Mokuba: Yes! A fight! This is the best talk show in the world! (picks up two shotguns and starts firing them up)
Voice Above: Aaargh!
(blood drips down to the floor, and a body falls as well)
Seto: Eep.
Mokuba: (picks up coat) Ok, see you on Monday! (runs)
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Shade: Read and review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh Also, any people, living or dead, whose names are the same as any person mentioned in this fan fic is purely conincidental.
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Announcer: Live from a packet of chocolate covered coffee beans, it's Late Night The Kaiba Brothers! Tonight our guests include-
From the Dragon Ball Z studios, Akira Toriyama!
From the manga Magic Knight Rayearth, Fuu and Ferio!
From The Lord Of The Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring!
Our musical guest tonight is Powderfinger!
And me? I'm that old man who pokes you with a walking stick!
But know, here's your hosts, Seto and Mokuba.... KAIBA!!!
(Seto and Mokuba run in)
Seto: Yeah baby! I just checked, and tonight is a good show.
Mokuba: (reads cue-cards) Yes gangsta, you so hippin' jippin' with your mouthwash. Super cowabunga tasty paste.
Seto: Dude, you sound like Jar-Jar Binks.
Mokuba: Oh screw you.
(they sit behind their desk)
Seto: Our first guest has created some of the best fighting anime since.... well, before I was even thought of.
Mokuba: Thats right. Our first guest is Akira Toriyama!
(Akira runs on)
Seto: Konichiwa, Akira-san.
Akira: Hey, Seto. Hows it hanging, Mokuba?
Seto: (shocked) He... he speaks our language?!
Mokuba: (chuckles) Careful, he's sharp!
Seto: Shut up, Mokuba!
Akira: So, ready to question me?
Mokuba: Ok. First question... where did you get the idea for the kamehameha?
Akira: Well... my brother has a mental disability. I showed him my early drawings of Goku, and he said 'kamehameha'. He then threw up. And the rest is history!
Seto: Wow, what a small world! My brother is retarded as well!
Mokuba: You shut up and let the man speak.
Akira: Mokuba is a retard?
Seto: Oh yeah.
Mokuba: SHUT THE F*CK UP SETO!!! I"M SICK OF YOUR BULL SH*T!!!
(everyone is silent)
Seto: Sorry Mokuba...
Akira: You want to be in my new series of Dragon Ball?
Mokuba: Kick ass!
Akira: You be new child of Gohan and Chi Chi!
Seto: Sick! You're going to be an inbred retard!
(Mokuba pulls out a pump-action shotgun and blasts Seto repeatedly)
Akira: Mind if I leave now?
Mokuba: (aims the shotgun at Akira) You sit, and wait for the next guest.
Akira: Ok. (curls into fetal position and rocks on floor)
(Seto crawls into his seat and coughs)
Seto: Anger managment, dude. I have friends. I can help you.
Mokuba: (blasts Seto again, and turns to camera) And now, a word from our sponsers.
(camera goes to Bakura sitting in a leather armchair)
Bakura: Hello, I am an English person. (gets up and starts walking) You know, if every person in AUstralia donated a single dollar a week to an Ethiopian child... (kneels beside a small African girl) Such as Sumali here, she would have an average weekly income of over twenty-one million dollars. Thats enough five cent pieces to reach the moon, and those would be carried in gold plated space shuttles with diamond encrusting. (looks at Sumali) Seems a little excessive, doesn't it? (Sumali nods)
(camera goes back to Mokuba, minus shotgun, and Seto)
Mokuba: Just wait till these pills wear off.
Seto: Hush. Now then, our next guests have a romantic affair in the manga 'Magic Knight Rayearth'
Mokuba: But right now they're just going to come on, and possibly make out.
Seto: Le's welcome Fuu and Ferio!
(Fuu and Ferio walk on, hold hands)
Fuu: Hi Mokuba, you little cutie! (pinches his cheeks)
Ferio: Hey there, short stuff. (rubs Mokubas head)
Seto: (laughs) You heard how he took those pills backstage?
Fuu: Please, like I would come out here if he hadn't.
(Ferio sits down, Fuu sits on his lap)
Seto: So, you guys planning to get married?
Ferio: Not yet. I still enjoy our foursomes with the other ladies.
Fuu: Sugar daddy! Not on national TV!
Seto: No no, please continue. Got a tape?
Ferio: (reaches into pocket and pulls out a tape) Ten bucks.
Seto: Sold! (gives Ferio some money, and takes the tape)
Fuu: Only ten? Aren't I worth more?
Ferio: Aww, come here... (he and Fuu start making out)
Mokuba: This is strangly arousing.
Seto: Booyahkasha.
Mokuba: Should we cut to an ad break?
Seto: (fixated on Fuu's mouth) The way he moves his tongue is... almost hypnotic.
Mokuba: Put on a word from our sponsers.
(camera flips to Yami, naked, smoking a cigarette while Mai has her head over his genitals)
Yami: (notices camera on him) The hell?! I'm not supposed to be on till next week! Oh well. Today I'm going to tell you about how to build a hydrogen bomb. And it hardly costs you a thing! For only $1, plus $99.95 postage and handling, you recieve a soda can and a list of household items to build your own hydrogen bomb! The number to call is-
(camera goes back to Seto and Mokuba)
Seto: I can't believe Ferio did that on National TV.
Mokuba: I can't believe we went to an ad break.
Seto: We're going to have to clean that couch. In bleach.
Mokuba: I can't believe we went to an ad break.
(they both snap out of it)
Mokuba: Let's bring on the Fellowship of the Ring!
(Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Boromir walk onstage)
Legolas: Greetings, young ones.
Seto: Shut up, elfy boy.
Aragorn: (draws his sword) Are you insulting Legolas Greenleaf?
Mokuba: (pills wear off) Sit down you mother f*cking fantasy freaks!
(the Fellowship sits)
Gimli: This is highly unorthadox!
Frodo: I am the Lord Of The Ring!
Mokuba: Oh shut up, you goddamn un-emotive halfling!
Samwise: I hope you're not talking to Mr.Frodo like that!
Seto: (pulls out a shottie) I'll talk however I damn well want to talk, bitch.
Gandalf: (stands in front of Samwise) Do not harm him!
Mokuba: Put it down, Seto. Or I'll tell everyone what your middle name is.
(Seto puts down his shottie)
Aragorn: I have never seen such a weapon... you are the true ringbearer! (grabs the ring of Frodo) Yoink! (passes ring to Seto) You have my sword!
Legolas: And my bow!
Gimli: And my axe!
(Elrond pops up behind couch)
Elrond: Then you shall be known as the Fellowship of the Ring!
(Elrond goes away)
Boromir: (notices Lurtz offstage) Goddammit. (gets three arrows in his chest) Hell yeah! Thankfully I put Pippin down my shirt! (pulls out Pippin, who is blood soaked)
Pippin: Ouch.
Mokuba: Let's move onto our singers, Powderfinger, with 'My Happiness'
(curtain goes up, and Powderfinger is assembled onstage)
Main Singer:
I see your shadow on the street now
I hear you push through the rusty gate
Click of your heels on the concrete
Waiting for a knock coming way too late
It's been an age since I've seen ya
Countdown as the weeks trickle into days
So you come in and put your bags down
I know there's something in the air
How can I do this to you right now
If you're over there when I need you here
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinking in
It must be when you pack up and go
(Sauron runs onstage, knocks out the main singer and takes up the mike)
Sauron: (looks at the Ring in Seto's hand)
It seems an age since I've seen you
Countdown as the weeks trickle into days
I hope that time hasnt changed you
All I really want is for you to stay
So you come in and put your bags down
I know there's something in the air
How can I do this to you right now
If you're over there when I need you here
(Seto gives Sauron the ring)
Sauron:
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinking in
Must be when you pack up and go
I know I know I know what's inside
I know I know I know what's inside
I know I know I know what's inside
I know I know I know what's inside
If you're over there when I need you here
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinking in
It must be when you pack up and go
My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinkind in
It must be when you pack up and go
(Sauron bows, the curtain drops and screaming is heard)
Seto: That was interesting.
Legolas: Was it really important to give the dark lord Sauron the One Ring?
Aragorn: Do not question the ringbearer, Greenleaf.
Legolas: I question whoever I want!
Aragorn: You're a dick!
Legolas: You're a dick, and I've had it with your dicketry! I choose you!
Aragorn: (draws his sword) You wanna fight?
Legolas: (draws his daggers) Right here, bitch!
(they start fighting)
Mokuba: Yes! A fight! This is the best talk show in the world! (picks up two shotguns and starts firing them up)
Voice Above: Aaargh!
(blood drips down to the floor, and a body falls as well)
Seto: Eep.
Mokuba: (picks up coat) Ok, see you on Monday! (runs)
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Shade: Read and review!