nimmy: welcome back to another exciting episode of "Nimmy speaks so Silence Mortal"... that last comercial was er... scarey...
harry: two words, hell yeah.
snape: *asleep* mummy, don't let the chipmunks get me...
harry: ::snorts with laughter::
voldemort: *asleep as well ((a/n: looks like the villians are asleep))* frenchie, sing me the song about the yellow penguin.
nimmy and harry: o.0
snape: ::snore:: ::singing in a dazed voice:: If you wannabe my loooooover...
nimmy and harry: 0.0 wtf?!
harry: nimmy, we should really wake them up.
nimmy: why spoil the fun?? *ahem* okay... our next guest is... *opens envolope* young Sirius Black. Don't ask how we got him on the show. But HOT DAMN! He's fine. *covers mouth* heh heh *^^;;*
sirius: *walks on waving; sits down next to nimmy's desk* ((A/N: don't as why she has a desk in the middle of a show... she just does, like er... well whatever shows do...)) Hi, Nimmy.
nimmy: so... you're seventeen? last year of hogwarts...? Lily and James still alive...? ((*tear tear*))
harry: *sob*
sirius: er... yes and yes and err... last time I checked... yes. Who the hell is he? He looks like James... only he has Lily's eyes... o.0
harry: ::mutters something:: ((A/N: My little puppy is asleep... aww he's so kyooote ^^))
nimmy: he's er... my er... boyfriend...
harry: *looks up* but I'm older than you... I'm fifteen.
nimmy: your point... *whispers* just go along with it...
harry: er... yeah... I do love my Nimmy.
nimmy: ^^;; well he isn't completely lying...
harry: 'sright! no one mess wit my girl, a'ight?
nimmy: ::falls over; anime style::
sirius: I'm outta here... you guys are messed up.
nimmy: waaaaaaaaaaaait! *gets up and pushes harry out of the way* I love your blue eyes! *blink blink*
sirius: 0.0 okay... now I'm really leaving.
nimmy: fine, be that way, mess up my fan fiction why dont'cha. ::as sirius leaves she opens the next envelope:: please welcome... *reads it over again in disbelief* OMG OMG OMG!!! *faints with happiness*
harry: *picks up envelope* Dan Radcliffe... who's he?
nimmy: *snatches envelope* only one of the hottest guys ever!!
dan: *walks in smiling and sits where sirius was supposed to be* hi, I'm dan.
nimmy: *drool* heh heh ^^;; er... hi hi
dan: *backs up* ((A/N: Geez! I can't even get him in my own fan fiction, that's pathetic...))
harry: she didn't act like this when I came on... she was bitter, and mean, and cold! ::whines::
nimmy: *falls over the side of her chair* WHA?! eep! ow! mutti... *rubs her head* my poor head...
harry: I knew you didn't love me... ::sniffle:: *set changes from Nimmy's set to a soap opera set*
dan: my agent told me this was an interview, not a stay at the Lunatic Inn.
nimmy: *stops strangling harry; looks at dan* no! don't go! pleeeeeeease!
harry: *lifts his head up and looks at dan* don't leave me alone with her... please! she's obsessive, and strange, and--
nimmy: the author of this fanfiction, so you have to obey me! *insert evil laugh of your choice here* ::takes out a piece of pepperoni pizza and hits harry on the head with it::
harry: oooh yummy...
dan: er...
harry: *stands up* *pokes dan in the ribs* you look like me... only you don't have glasses. *poke poke poke*
dan: o.0
harry: *hands him his glasses* I want to see if you look like me with them on.
dan: *puts them on and falls over* everything is... BLURRY! MY EYES...
nimmy: *smacks forehead* oy vey! ::takes glasses off dan:: Harry, yes, you two are almost identical. Dan, you shouldn't have put them on, because they are perscription glasses, not like your harry potter glasses on the set.
harry: what set? I have a set?! I demand to know about it!
dan: well... its kinda... its... ::thinks and then settles on one idea:: got lots of people
nimmy: *.* really...? tell me more about it...
harry: see what I mean obsessed?
dan: *nods solemnly*
harry: I've known her longer than you. *picking a fight*
nimmy: ...
snape: ::snorts in his sleep:: DON'T PUT THE PENGUINS IN THE BLENDER, NANA!
nimmy: *rolls eyes and pokes snape with a large staff*
harry: *gasps* is that...?
nimmy: is it what? is it that snapes dead?? *yawns boredly as she pokes snape causing him to moan in his sleep* don't think so... better luck next time.
harry: no... I think thats the Staff of Merlin... but how did YOU get it...?
nimmy: would merlin be that old guy...?
harry: yes.
nimmy: oops.
harry: what do you mean oops?
nimmy: I mean he was wandering around the set and then... well he... he kinda clutched his heart and said: "Look at me..." and I was like: "Why? You're old... no offense, but you really don't look like you have any money hidden away, and anyway, I'm not really the old person type..." and then he rolled over and died. *shrugs* I thought this staff looked cool... and I took it from him. See its made of wood, and it has a vine wrapped around it... 0.0
harry: *smacks forehead*
dan: o.0
nimmy: well he was old anyway...
harry: that's not the point... oh godddddddd you've killed merlin!
nimmy: you say it like its a bad thing... I didn't mean to...
dan: er... wait... didn't melin dissapear for a couple hundred years...?
nimmy: I dunno...
harry: ::moaning and repeating himself:: you've killed merlin... you've killed merlin...
dan: I'm not going to be afraid... not afraid...
nimmy: oh please don't be.
harry: x_x you've killed merlin... you've killed melin...
nimmy: GODDAMMIT HARRY! SHUT UP ALREADY! I've killed Merlin! get over it! I didn't mean to! He was old!
harry: 0.0 wha--?
dan: o.0
harry and dan: ::exchange glances:: ((they are surprised at Nimmy's outburst))
nimmy: ^^ *normal again*
dan: two words, straight jacket.
harry: you read my mind.
dan: do you have one on you?
harry: its not something I NORMALLY carry around, but *waves wand and a straight jacket appears* yeah...
nimmy: what are you two wonderfully handsome guys going to do with that nice white jacket wotsits? *blissfully happy*
harry: nimmy, this is for your own good. *puts straight jacket on her*
nimmy: I'M RESTRAINED!! HOW IS IT FOR MY OWN GOOD?!
dan: er... you can't hurt yourself... or others... i.e me and harry
nimmy: ((A/N: the set has changed back to nimmy's set now, okay..? just clearing that up ^^;;)) *picks up envelope with her teeth; opens it* nnyaall git 'choo, nnyjaarry. *drops card and reads it* wake voldie up... alrighty! ::jumps onto voldie:: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
voldemort: ::snort:: I PUT THE CHIPMUNK IN THE BASKET MUMMY! HUH?! wha--? why are you all staring at me like that?
dan: o.0
harry: for someone with all that power, you certainly are a dumbass...
nimmy: o.0
voldemort: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME AS SUCH! *jumps on harry and tries to strangle him*
nimmy: *gets bucket of water and dumps it on Voldie*
harry: how'd you get out of your jacket?
nimmy: us crazy people have our ways. PLUS you should be groveling at my feet for saving you...
voldie: I'm meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelting... meeeeeeeeeelting.
harry: if I had known that would have killed him, I would have done that a loooooong time ago.
voldie: I'm not dead you fool!
harry: hey! I'm not a fool! ::whines::
nimmy: uh... yeah you are... GROVEL MORTAL!
harry: o.0 wtf?!
nimmy: er... sorry... I just get a little carried away. You aren't a fool... well maybe a bit... but promise me you'll never love another.
harry: o.0 er...
dan: I can promise you that...
nimmy: huh? wha? *turns around*
dan: *nods*
nimmy: YAY! can you make me famous?!
dan: er... well...
nimmy: never mind... *stands up on chair* HE LOVES ME! I'm loved! LOVED I TELL YOU! LOVE-- *falls off chair* ow...
dan and harry: 0.0
dan: straight jacket...?
harry: no, mental hospital.
nimmy: I'M THE AUTHOR! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
harry and dan: ::carry her off stage::
harry: *you hear him* OW MY HAND!
nimmy: EEEHEEHEEEHEEE!!! *runs back on stage*
dan: *chases her*
harry: ow... she used the pizza on my hand... ow... the... paaaaaaaaaaain.
dan: DAMMIT HARRY! GET UP! It was just pizza!!
nimmy: *wakes snape up*
snape: 20 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!! HUH?! Oh yes... hullo Nimmy.
nimmy: hi. er... I know I've been mean to you, and poked you when you were asleep, but I'd like to ask a favor...
snape: well I suppose...
nimmy: thanks... er... I need to make sure they *scowls at harry and dan* don't sent me to the mental hospital.
snape: whatever for? you're a perfectly normal, strange girl.
nimmy: that's what I've been telling them, but they won't lis-- ACK NOOOO!!
harry: *puts her in a straight jacket* I'm sorry nimmy.
nimmy: harry, I'll get you. Sleep with one eye open...
harry: ::wimpers::
dan: you know she isn't going to kill you.
nimmy: and how do you know that?
dan: because you think he's hot.
nimmy: I- I do...? oh damn, okay I do.
dan: see...?
snape: just let her go, you're giving me a headache.
*they let her go*
nimmy: thank you, Snape... er... Professor Snape.
snape: *rubs his head* okay... just... go... and leave me alone.
nimmy: *shrugs* okie dokie...
harry: two words, hell yeah.
snape: *asleep* mummy, don't let the chipmunks get me...
harry: ::snorts with laughter::
voldemort: *asleep as well ((a/n: looks like the villians are asleep))* frenchie, sing me the song about the yellow penguin.
nimmy and harry: o.0
snape: ::snore:: ::singing in a dazed voice:: If you wannabe my loooooover...
nimmy and harry: 0.0 wtf?!
harry: nimmy, we should really wake them up.
nimmy: why spoil the fun?? *ahem* okay... our next guest is... *opens envolope* young Sirius Black. Don't ask how we got him on the show. But HOT DAMN! He's fine. *covers mouth* heh heh *^^;;*
sirius: *walks on waving; sits down next to nimmy's desk* ((A/N: don't as why she has a desk in the middle of a show... she just does, like er... well whatever shows do...)) Hi, Nimmy.
nimmy: so... you're seventeen? last year of hogwarts...? Lily and James still alive...? ((*tear tear*))
harry: *sob*
sirius: er... yes and yes and err... last time I checked... yes. Who the hell is he? He looks like James... only he has Lily's eyes... o.0
harry: ::mutters something:: ((A/N: My little puppy is asleep... aww he's so kyooote ^^))
nimmy: he's er... my er... boyfriend...
harry: *looks up* but I'm older than you... I'm fifteen.
nimmy: your point... *whispers* just go along with it...
harry: er... yeah... I do love my Nimmy.
nimmy: ^^;; well he isn't completely lying...
harry: 'sright! no one mess wit my girl, a'ight?
nimmy: ::falls over; anime style::
sirius: I'm outta here... you guys are messed up.
nimmy: waaaaaaaaaaaait! *gets up and pushes harry out of the way* I love your blue eyes! *blink blink*
sirius: 0.0 okay... now I'm really leaving.
nimmy: fine, be that way, mess up my fan fiction why dont'cha. ::as sirius leaves she opens the next envelope:: please welcome... *reads it over again in disbelief* OMG OMG OMG!!! *faints with happiness*
harry: *picks up envelope* Dan Radcliffe... who's he?
nimmy: *snatches envelope* only one of the hottest guys ever!!
dan: *walks in smiling and sits where sirius was supposed to be* hi, I'm dan.
nimmy: *drool* heh heh ^^;; er... hi hi
dan: *backs up* ((A/N: Geez! I can't even get him in my own fan fiction, that's pathetic...))
harry: she didn't act like this when I came on... she was bitter, and mean, and cold! ::whines::
nimmy: *falls over the side of her chair* WHA?! eep! ow! mutti... *rubs her head* my poor head...
harry: I knew you didn't love me... ::sniffle:: *set changes from Nimmy's set to a soap opera set*
dan: my agent told me this was an interview, not a stay at the Lunatic Inn.
nimmy: *stops strangling harry; looks at dan* no! don't go! pleeeeeeease!
harry: *lifts his head up and looks at dan* don't leave me alone with her... please! she's obsessive, and strange, and--
nimmy: the author of this fanfiction, so you have to obey me! *insert evil laugh of your choice here* ::takes out a piece of pepperoni pizza and hits harry on the head with it::
harry: oooh yummy...
dan: er...
harry: *stands up* *pokes dan in the ribs* you look like me... only you don't have glasses. *poke poke poke*
dan: o.0
harry: *hands him his glasses* I want to see if you look like me with them on.
dan: *puts them on and falls over* everything is... BLURRY! MY EYES...
nimmy: *smacks forehead* oy vey! ::takes glasses off dan:: Harry, yes, you two are almost identical. Dan, you shouldn't have put them on, because they are perscription glasses, not like your harry potter glasses on the set.
harry: what set? I have a set?! I demand to know about it!
dan: well... its kinda... its... ::thinks and then settles on one idea:: got lots of people
nimmy: *.* really...? tell me more about it...
harry: see what I mean obsessed?
dan: *nods solemnly*
harry: I've known her longer than you. *picking a fight*
nimmy: ...
snape: ::snorts in his sleep:: DON'T PUT THE PENGUINS IN THE BLENDER, NANA!
nimmy: *rolls eyes and pokes snape with a large staff*
harry: *gasps* is that...?
nimmy: is it what? is it that snapes dead?? *yawns boredly as she pokes snape causing him to moan in his sleep* don't think so... better luck next time.
harry: no... I think thats the Staff of Merlin... but how did YOU get it...?
nimmy: would merlin be that old guy...?
harry: yes.
nimmy: oops.
harry: what do you mean oops?
nimmy: I mean he was wandering around the set and then... well he... he kinda clutched his heart and said: "Look at me..." and I was like: "Why? You're old... no offense, but you really don't look like you have any money hidden away, and anyway, I'm not really the old person type..." and then he rolled over and died. *shrugs* I thought this staff looked cool... and I took it from him. See its made of wood, and it has a vine wrapped around it... 0.0
harry: *smacks forehead*
dan: o.0
nimmy: well he was old anyway...
harry: that's not the point... oh godddddddd you've killed merlin!
nimmy: you say it like its a bad thing... I didn't mean to...
dan: er... wait... didn't melin dissapear for a couple hundred years...?
nimmy: I dunno...
harry: ::moaning and repeating himself:: you've killed merlin... you've killed merlin...
dan: I'm not going to be afraid... not afraid...
nimmy: oh please don't be.
harry: x_x you've killed merlin... you've killed melin...
nimmy: GODDAMMIT HARRY! SHUT UP ALREADY! I've killed Merlin! get over it! I didn't mean to! He was old!
harry: 0.0 wha--?
dan: o.0
harry and dan: ::exchange glances:: ((they are surprised at Nimmy's outburst))
nimmy: ^^ *normal again*
dan: two words, straight jacket.
harry: you read my mind.
dan: do you have one on you?
harry: its not something I NORMALLY carry around, but *waves wand and a straight jacket appears* yeah...
nimmy: what are you two wonderfully handsome guys going to do with that nice white jacket wotsits? *blissfully happy*
harry: nimmy, this is for your own good. *puts straight jacket on her*
nimmy: I'M RESTRAINED!! HOW IS IT FOR MY OWN GOOD?!
dan: er... you can't hurt yourself... or others... i.e me and harry
nimmy: ((A/N: the set has changed back to nimmy's set now, okay..? just clearing that up ^^;;)) *picks up envelope with her teeth; opens it* nnyaall git 'choo, nnyjaarry. *drops card and reads it* wake voldie up... alrighty! ::jumps onto voldie:: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
voldemort: ::snort:: I PUT THE CHIPMUNK IN THE BASKET MUMMY! HUH?! wha--? why are you all staring at me like that?
dan: o.0
harry: for someone with all that power, you certainly are a dumbass...
nimmy: o.0
voldemort: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME AS SUCH! *jumps on harry and tries to strangle him*
nimmy: *gets bucket of water and dumps it on Voldie*
harry: how'd you get out of your jacket?
nimmy: us crazy people have our ways. PLUS you should be groveling at my feet for saving you...
voldie: I'm meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelting... meeeeeeeeeelting.
harry: if I had known that would have killed him, I would have done that a loooooong time ago.
voldie: I'm not dead you fool!
harry: hey! I'm not a fool! ::whines::
nimmy: uh... yeah you are... GROVEL MORTAL!
harry: o.0 wtf?!
nimmy: er... sorry... I just get a little carried away. You aren't a fool... well maybe a bit... but promise me you'll never love another.
harry: o.0 er...
dan: I can promise you that...
nimmy: huh? wha? *turns around*
dan: *nods*
nimmy: YAY! can you make me famous?!
dan: er... well...
nimmy: never mind... *stands up on chair* HE LOVES ME! I'm loved! LOVED I TELL YOU! LOVE-- *falls off chair* ow...
dan and harry: 0.0
dan: straight jacket...?
harry: no, mental hospital.
nimmy: I'M THE AUTHOR! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
harry and dan: ::carry her off stage::
harry: *you hear him* OW MY HAND!
nimmy: EEEHEEHEEEHEEE!!! *runs back on stage*
dan: *chases her*
harry: ow... she used the pizza on my hand... ow... the... paaaaaaaaaaain.
dan: DAMMIT HARRY! GET UP! It was just pizza!!
nimmy: *wakes snape up*
snape: 20 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!! HUH?! Oh yes... hullo Nimmy.
nimmy: hi. er... I know I've been mean to you, and poked you when you were asleep, but I'd like to ask a favor...
snape: well I suppose...
nimmy: thanks... er... I need to make sure they *scowls at harry and dan* don't sent me to the mental hospital.
snape: whatever for? you're a perfectly normal, strange girl.
nimmy: that's what I've been telling them, but they won't lis-- ACK NOOOO!!
harry: *puts her in a straight jacket* I'm sorry nimmy.
nimmy: harry, I'll get you. Sleep with one eye open...
harry: ::wimpers::
dan: you know she isn't going to kill you.
nimmy: and how do you know that?
dan: because you think he's hot.
nimmy: I- I do...? oh damn, okay I do.
dan: see...?
snape: just let her go, you're giving me a headache.
*they let her go*
nimmy: thank you, Snape... er... Professor Snape.
snape: *rubs his head* okay... just... go... and leave me alone.
nimmy: *shrugs* okie dokie...