Nimmy: And now for a commercial break...
*camera cuts for a moment, but you can still hear talking*
Harry: Hi Hermione and Ron...*is quiet for a moment* and Crookshanks
*you hear Ron's heavey footsteps come over to Harry, and then a loud hiss*
Ron: Aww shit! Harry, your clone stepped on the cat again! And it's gone barmy!
Dan: Oh my GOD! The cat's got my leg! Get it off!
*camera flicks on and you see Dan dancing around to get the cat off his leg; his trouser leg is torn*
*Hermione has her hands over her mouth, her eyes wide, Ron is standing staring at the cat, Harry is laughing, Nimmy is polishing "her staff", Snape is singing to himself, and Voldemort is dead... or so we think*
*Voldemort is laying unconcious on the floor*
Nimmy: *hums Harry Potter theme to herself and continues polishing*
*Dan is trying to shake Crookshanks (who is hissing and clawing at his hands and leg) off his leg, he hops around and out of veiw of the camera*
Ron: You know, Harry, you should really keep a closer eye on that clone of your's...
*Dan weaves in and out of the camera's veiw, his screams get louder as he nears*
Hermione: *glances at Dan* He's right though...
Harry: *exasperated* For the last time! He's not my bloody clone!
*Dan runs past again and off, you still hear him even though he's off stage*
Dan: *crash* BLOODY HELL! *crash* *thud*
*Crookshanks meows loudly accompanied by a hiss... from Dan*
*Dan comes out holding Crookshanks by the tail*
Dan: Sorry about your... umm... cat... I'll get you another one
Hermione: *starts to cry* Oh my GOD! *snatches crookshanks and cradles him* My poor cat! Ron! This is YOUR fault!
Ron: MY fault?!
Dan: *backs up nervously*
Harry: Its the cat's fault!
Dan: *echo's* Too right, the cat, the cat.
Harry: *looks at Dan and then back at Hermione* 'Mione he's sorry okay?
Ron: Hey, I didn't say I was sorry
Harry: *glares at Ron* Yes you did, remember? *narrows eyes*
Ron: Ohh... Right, right.
Harry: And 'Mione, he'll buy you a new one.
Dan: *echo* Right! A new cat!
Ron: Hold it! Mr. Echo, here did the damage! he should buy the cat!
Dan: *echo* Yes, Yes, Mr. Echo... *stops* HEY! I did NOT! You did!!
Ron: No... You stepped on the bloody cat, not me!
Dan: No... YOU DID!
Ron: Don't deny it, clone, *narrows eyes* you did it.
Hermione: Yeah, but Ron, you told me to bring Crookshanks!
Ron: Yes, but I was hoping he would get hit by a truck! *covers mouth and turns red* I mean, I thought he might enjoy the fresh air!
Hermione: WHAT?! THIS IS THE CITY! THERE IS NO FRESH AIR!!! *strangles Ron*
Harry: *tries to pull Hermione off Ron* This... *struggle* Is... so... *struggle* unlike you, Hermione!!
Ron: *gag*
Harry: *succeeds in pulling hermione off*
Hermione: *hair is all in her face and she is all flushed*
Nimmy: Now, now, no fighting in the studio... *doesn't look up from staff*
*Merlin enters gasping for air*
Merlin: *wheez* You!
Nimmy: *points to herself and looks at the staff then hides it behind her back* Me?
Merlin: No, Harry! *points a gnarled finger at harry*
Harry: *points to himself* I'm not, Harry! *points to the dead cat* THAT's Harry...
Merlin: *looks stunned* The cat?
Harry: *nods* Yes, poor Harry, bless his soul.
Merlin: The cat? *again, he is stunned*
Harry: What? Are you deaf or something?! OFCOURSE THE CAT!
Merlin: Oh... my, my, what a foul mouth you have. YOU should be the cat.
Harry: I am a cat *gets down on all fours, and meows nervously* I mean... umm... Merw... Merw... Meow....
*Ron, Nimmy, Hermione, and Snape all look at Harry as though he's lost his mind*
Merlin: Dear God! Have you lost your mind, boy?!
Nimmy: *steps in front of harry* *nods sadly* *sighs dramatically* Yes, I'm afraid he has... He's... a bit... *leans into whisper in Merlin's ear* Mad...
Merlin: *clicks his tongue* Oh... That is so sad.
Nimmy: Hey! Aren't YOU that old man that I accidentally killed?
Merlin: I wasn't dead.
Nimmy: That I NEARLY killed?
Merlin: Well when you put it like that, yes, I was, I mean, I am.
Nimmy: You stole a twenty from my purse.
Merlin: I did? Wait... what's a twenty?
Nimmy: umm... never mind... No, you didn't... I was just trying to get some money, I'm broke.
*Voldemort rises up*
Voldie: I feel like a new man! I want to dance!
Nimmy: *jaw drops* Excuse me.
Ron: Man? I thought you were a hot babe...
Hermione: I thought you were dead!
Voldie: I was.
Ron: You were what?
Voldie: *realizes his error* Dead... I'm not a "babe."
Harry: But you said... I mean... *remembers that he is in the presence of Merlin* meow.
Merlin: *gasps* ITS.... YOU?!
Voldie: Who is this?!!!
Harry: umm... meow... meow...
Merlin: Son?!
Voldie: Father?!
*they hug eachother, and walk off the set, into a beautiful sunset*
Nimmy: Man... That was weird...
Snape: He stole my lover...!
Nimmy: Who?
Snape: Um... Merlin!! Now I will be forced to hit on my students, and take away points from Gryffindor if they say that I am a sexual harrasser!!
Nimmy: My GOD! What are you smoking?! you are sick, twisted little man!
Snape: I'm not a man, you know! And I'm not little... Wait... did that sound wrong?
Nimmy: Oh MY GOD!
Ron: *cries* I thought you were hot! Oh well... now its okay to think you're hot.
Hermione: *looks at Ron* You're bi?!
Ron: I thought you knew!
Hermione: NO! I didn't!!! How could you keep it from me!!!
Ron: Oh come on, baby! You know I love you!
Harry: *snorts* Yeah, like fire loves rain.
Dan: *echo's* Rain, rain.
Harry: *turns to Dan* Would YOU shut up, and stop repeating me?!
Ron: Only if you were to kiss me passionately.
Dan: *looks eager* Okay.
Ron: I mean Harry, you bozo!
Hermione: *gasps as Harry goes over to Ron*
Nimmy: Woah... *squeezes eyes shut* Okay... maybe just a peek... *opens one eye*
Hermione: *slaps Harry* Don't you dare.
Nimmy: HERMIONE! YOU SPOIL SPORT! I mean... Harry, I'm appalled!
Ron: Oh come on, you know you like it.
Nimmy: If it was Harry and Dan I would like it better...
Hermione: NIMMY!
Nimmy: HERMIONE!
Ron: HARRY!
Harry: *doesn't know who's name to say* umm... HARRY! Wait... that's me... I mean NIMMY!!!
Hermione: Okay, Ron... This is mad, I'm leaving you for Draco, I've been having an affair with him.
Ron: AN AFFAIR!!?
Harry: WITH A MALFOY?!!!
Hermione: He's sweet, and he is really hot.
Nimmy: Oh my god, I know!
Hermione: *turns to Nimmy and giggles* He is sooo cute!!!
Nimmy: I know! *nods* Harry and him....
Hermione: Oh my gosh! I know!!
Harry: Did I miss something? *to Ron*
Ron: *has his eyes closed* Oh its beautiful... umm *opens eyes* Shhhh... You're ruining it... *closes his eyes*
Harry: Ruining what?
Ron: You and Draco.
Harry: Oh GOD! That's sick! Get me out of your head! Wait... what am I wearing? NO! Get me out of there!!!
Ron: *smile spreads across his face* mmmm... boxers....
Nimmy: *looks away from Hermione and puts her hands on Ron's shoulders* I wish I could see that!!!
Ron: *opens his eyes* OY! GET OFF!!!
Hermione: *closes her eyes* I'm liking this game... *snickers*
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A/N: I am going to try to write this as a short story, I figure it will be fun. Lots of non icky luuuuurrvv!!
xoxo
Nimmy
*camera cuts for a moment, but you can still hear talking*
Harry: Hi Hermione and Ron...*is quiet for a moment* and Crookshanks
*you hear Ron's heavey footsteps come over to Harry, and then a loud hiss*
Ron: Aww shit! Harry, your clone stepped on the cat again! And it's gone barmy!
Dan: Oh my GOD! The cat's got my leg! Get it off!
*camera flicks on and you see Dan dancing around to get the cat off his leg; his trouser leg is torn*
*Hermione has her hands over her mouth, her eyes wide, Ron is standing staring at the cat, Harry is laughing, Nimmy is polishing "her staff", Snape is singing to himself, and Voldemort is dead... or so we think*
*Voldemort is laying unconcious on the floor*
Nimmy: *hums Harry Potter theme to herself and continues polishing*
*Dan is trying to shake Crookshanks (who is hissing and clawing at his hands and leg) off his leg, he hops around and out of veiw of the camera*
Ron: You know, Harry, you should really keep a closer eye on that clone of your's...
*Dan weaves in and out of the camera's veiw, his screams get louder as he nears*
Hermione: *glances at Dan* He's right though...
Harry: *exasperated* For the last time! He's not my bloody clone!
*Dan runs past again and off, you still hear him even though he's off stage*
Dan: *crash* BLOODY HELL! *crash* *thud*
*Crookshanks meows loudly accompanied by a hiss... from Dan*
*Dan comes out holding Crookshanks by the tail*
Dan: Sorry about your... umm... cat... I'll get you another one
Hermione: *starts to cry* Oh my GOD! *snatches crookshanks and cradles him* My poor cat! Ron! This is YOUR fault!
Ron: MY fault?!
Dan: *backs up nervously*
Harry: Its the cat's fault!
Dan: *echo's* Too right, the cat, the cat.
Harry: *looks at Dan and then back at Hermione* 'Mione he's sorry okay?
Ron: Hey, I didn't say I was sorry
Harry: *glares at Ron* Yes you did, remember? *narrows eyes*
Ron: Ohh... Right, right.
Harry: And 'Mione, he'll buy you a new one.
Dan: *echo* Right! A new cat!
Ron: Hold it! Mr. Echo, here did the damage! he should buy the cat!
Dan: *echo* Yes, Yes, Mr. Echo... *stops* HEY! I did NOT! You did!!
Ron: No... You stepped on the bloody cat, not me!
Dan: No... YOU DID!
Ron: Don't deny it, clone, *narrows eyes* you did it.
Hermione: Yeah, but Ron, you told me to bring Crookshanks!
Ron: Yes, but I was hoping he would get hit by a truck! *covers mouth and turns red* I mean, I thought he might enjoy the fresh air!
Hermione: WHAT?! THIS IS THE CITY! THERE IS NO FRESH AIR!!! *strangles Ron*
Harry: *tries to pull Hermione off Ron* This... *struggle* Is... so... *struggle* unlike you, Hermione!!
Ron: *gag*
Harry: *succeeds in pulling hermione off*
Hermione: *hair is all in her face and she is all flushed*
Nimmy: Now, now, no fighting in the studio... *doesn't look up from staff*
*Merlin enters gasping for air*
Merlin: *wheez* You!
Nimmy: *points to herself and looks at the staff then hides it behind her back* Me?
Merlin: No, Harry! *points a gnarled finger at harry*
Harry: *points to himself* I'm not, Harry! *points to the dead cat* THAT's Harry...
Merlin: *looks stunned* The cat?
Harry: *nods* Yes, poor Harry, bless his soul.
Merlin: The cat? *again, he is stunned*
Harry: What? Are you deaf or something?! OFCOURSE THE CAT!
Merlin: Oh... my, my, what a foul mouth you have. YOU should be the cat.
Harry: I am a cat *gets down on all fours, and meows nervously* I mean... umm... Merw... Merw... Meow....
*Ron, Nimmy, Hermione, and Snape all look at Harry as though he's lost his mind*
Merlin: Dear God! Have you lost your mind, boy?!
Nimmy: *steps in front of harry* *nods sadly* *sighs dramatically* Yes, I'm afraid he has... He's... a bit... *leans into whisper in Merlin's ear* Mad...
Merlin: *clicks his tongue* Oh... That is so sad.
Nimmy: Hey! Aren't YOU that old man that I accidentally killed?
Merlin: I wasn't dead.
Nimmy: That I NEARLY killed?
Merlin: Well when you put it like that, yes, I was, I mean, I am.
Nimmy: You stole a twenty from my purse.
Merlin: I did? Wait... what's a twenty?
Nimmy: umm... never mind... No, you didn't... I was just trying to get some money, I'm broke.
*Voldemort rises up*
Voldie: I feel like a new man! I want to dance!
Nimmy: *jaw drops* Excuse me.
Ron: Man? I thought you were a hot babe...
Hermione: I thought you were dead!
Voldie: I was.
Ron: You were what?
Voldie: *realizes his error* Dead... I'm not a "babe."
Harry: But you said... I mean... *remembers that he is in the presence of Merlin* meow.
Merlin: *gasps* ITS.... YOU?!
Voldie: Who is this?!!!
Harry: umm... meow... meow...
Merlin: Son?!
Voldie: Father?!
*they hug eachother, and walk off the set, into a beautiful sunset*
Nimmy: Man... That was weird...
Snape: He stole my lover...!
Nimmy: Who?
Snape: Um... Merlin!! Now I will be forced to hit on my students, and take away points from Gryffindor if they say that I am a sexual harrasser!!
Nimmy: My GOD! What are you smoking?! you are sick, twisted little man!
Snape: I'm not a man, you know! And I'm not little... Wait... did that sound wrong?
Nimmy: Oh MY GOD!
Ron: *cries* I thought you were hot! Oh well... now its okay to think you're hot.
Hermione: *looks at Ron* You're bi?!
Ron: I thought you knew!
Hermione: NO! I didn't!!! How could you keep it from me!!!
Ron: Oh come on, baby! You know I love you!
Harry: *snorts* Yeah, like fire loves rain.
Dan: *echo's* Rain, rain.
Harry: *turns to Dan* Would YOU shut up, and stop repeating me?!
Ron: Only if you were to kiss me passionately.
Dan: *looks eager* Okay.
Ron: I mean Harry, you bozo!
Hermione: *gasps as Harry goes over to Ron*
Nimmy: Woah... *squeezes eyes shut* Okay... maybe just a peek... *opens one eye*
Hermione: *slaps Harry* Don't you dare.
Nimmy: HERMIONE! YOU SPOIL SPORT! I mean... Harry, I'm appalled!
Ron: Oh come on, you know you like it.
Nimmy: If it was Harry and Dan I would like it better...
Hermione: NIMMY!
Nimmy: HERMIONE!
Ron: HARRY!
Harry: *doesn't know who's name to say* umm... HARRY! Wait... that's me... I mean NIMMY!!!
Hermione: Okay, Ron... This is mad, I'm leaving you for Draco, I've been having an affair with him.
Ron: AN AFFAIR!!?
Harry: WITH A MALFOY?!!!
Hermione: He's sweet, and he is really hot.
Nimmy: Oh my god, I know!
Hermione: *turns to Nimmy and giggles* He is sooo cute!!!
Nimmy: I know! *nods* Harry and him....
Hermione: Oh my gosh! I know!!
Harry: Did I miss something? *to Ron*
Ron: *has his eyes closed* Oh its beautiful... umm *opens eyes* Shhhh... You're ruining it... *closes his eyes*
Harry: Ruining what?
Ron: You and Draco.
Harry: Oh GOD! That's sick! Get me out of your head! Wait... what am I wearing? NO! Get me out of there!!!
Ron: *smile spreads across his face* mmmm... boxers....
Nimmy: *looks away from Hermione and puts her hands on Ron's shoulders* I wish I could see that!!!
Ron: *opens his eyes* OY! GET OFF!!!
Hermione: *closes her eyes* I'm liking this game... *snickers*
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A/N: I am going to try to write this as a short story, I figure it will be fun. Lots of non icky luuuuurrvv!!
xoxo
Nimmy