Disclosure: I don't own any of these foo's. You don't either(unless you are a Nintendo or Sony Representative).
Chapter 1
It was an early morning in Clouds villa; you could
here those annoying barrel enemies rattling outside, nothing out of the ordinary until………
Cloud: Uh, I'm hungry, make me something to eat.
-------------Silence----------------
Cloud: Oh Yeah, I'm the only awake, dunno what I should make hmmmmmmmm?
Barret busts into the kitchen.
Barret: I pity the foo who ain't make me egg.
Cloud: HOLY SHIT, IT'S MR. T......oh wait jus Barret, damn.
Barret : No shit foo.
Cloud: Oh do you need a laxative or an enema?????
Barret: What you talkin' bout foo??????
Cloud: You said, and I quote " No Shit", so in other words, yo ass ain't shootin.
Barret: No no no no.. I said, and I quote " No shit FOO". Directed at you fo yo stupid
Remark.
Cloud:Well I guess that self enema will goto use.
Cloud go's to bathroom.
Barret: Well, I make my own egg foo.
Barret Whistles. Yoshi egg appears. Barret cook's it.
Barret: Damn that's good dino.
Cloud comes back, with a limp.
Cloud: I need a wrench, it went to far.
Barret: FOO!!!!!!!!! How far?????
Cloud: Dunno, jus far.
Cloud leaves, Red enters.( not me, RedXIII)
Red: ugh, my head hurts, I think I got a hangover.
Barret: HUH?????????????
Red:.........foo.
Barret: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Red pulls out remote.
ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret turns into chef Boyardee.
Red: umm meaty ravioli.
Chef: you bet.
Red reverses back to barret.
Barret: were am I who am I , whats this?????????
Red: your penis.
Barret ohh hoo hoo hee hee.
OVER TO BATHROOM
Cid: How do you get it that far????????
Cloud: how do I know.
Cid : well just a little bit more.....
Cid disappears.
Cid: where am I?????
Smells like after Cloud drops a loa......
Oh god NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the next chapter:
Cid: who are you
MYSTERIOUS BROWNISH GREENISH BLACKISH CORNY PIECE OF WHO
KNOWS WHAT: YOUR WORST NITEMARE!!!!!!!!!!!
And will Barret get his memory back????? No, but this will be hilarious, I hope.
Chapter 2: The Deep Bowels and the Mysterious Col' On
Chapter 1
It was an early morning in Clouds villa; you could
here those annoying barrel enemies rattling outside, nothing out of the ordinary until………
Cloud: Uh, I'm hungry, make me something to eat.
-------------Silence----------------
Cloud: Oh Yeah, I'm the only awake, dunno what I should make hmmmmmmmm?
Barret busts into the kitchen.
Barret: I pity the foo who ain't make me egg.
Cloud: HOLY SHIT, IT'S MR. T......oh wait jus Barret, damn.
Barret : No shit foo.
Cloud: Oh do you need a laxative or an enema?????
Barret: What you talkin' bout foo??????
Cloud: You said, and I quote " No Shit", so in other words, yo ass ain't shootin.
Barret: No no no no.. I said, and I quote " No shit FOO". Directed at you fo yo stupid
Remark.
Cloud:Well I guess that self enema will goto use.
Cloud go's to bathroom.
Barret: Well, I make my own egg foo.
Barret Whistles. Yoshi egg appears. Barret cook's it.
Barret: Damn that's good dino.
Cloud comes back, with a limp.
Cloud: I need a wrench, it went to far.
Barret: FOO!!!!!!!!! How far?????
Cloud: Dunno, jus far.
Cloud leaves, Red enters.( not me, RedXIII)
Red: ugh, my head hurts, I think I got a hangover.
Barret: HUH?????????????
Red:.........foo.
Barret: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Red pulls out remote.
ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret turns into chef Boyardee.
Red: umm meaty ravioli.
Chef: you bet.
Red reverses back to barret.
Barret: were am I who am I , whats this?????????
Red: your penis.
Barret ohh hoo hoo hee hee.
OVER TO BATHROOM
Cid: How do you get it that far????????
Cloud: how do I know.
Cid : well just a little bit more.....
Cid disappears.
Cid: where am I?????
Smells like after Cloud drops a loa......
Oh god NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the next chapter:
Cid: who are you
MYSTERIOUS BROWNISH GREENISH BLACKISH CORNY PIECE OF WHO
KNOWS WHAT: YOUR WORST NITEMARE!!!!!!!!!!!
And will Barret get his memory back????? No, but this will be hilarious, I hope.
Chapter 2: The Deep Bowels and the Mysterious Col' On