Disclosure: I don't own any of these foo's. You don't either
(unless you are a Nintendo or Sony Representative).

CHAPTER 2

We first meet cid deep in the bowels of.......dare i say....
Cloud(backround music------dun dun dun duuunnnnnn).

Cid: where am I?

MYSTERIOUS BROWNISH GREENISH BLACKISH CORNY
PIECE OF WHO KNOWS WHAT: YOUR WORST NITEMARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Cid: all i know is you smell like shit, and this place smells like
shit too.

Myst.....: hey you bastard!!!!!

Cid: Bring it on!!!

Cid Enters fight vs myst...........

Cid: your ass is getting a lance to the balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Myst.......: hahahaha, i ain't got no.............

Cid whacks him in the face.

myst........: ow ow ow ow, ******!!!!!!!!

cid walks by while myst is in pain crying.

MEANWHILE...........

Barret: Who's Tifa?????

Tifa Walks out.

Barret: Oh you mean jugs!!!!

Tifa: ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!SLAP!!!!!

Barret: ow that hurt fool......

Everyone in the Villa: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!

Barret: fool?????

Cloud: your not Mr. T anymore

Cloud runs out crying

Barret: I call his hair gel!!!!

Back in Clouds ass.

Cid: I found it, the sphinxter.
now to wait for it to open.



END


In the next chapter:

Barret gets his memory back and cloud crys when cid comes out
nuthin different then you'd excpect, or is it?????