A/n: Hi! I wrote a one-shot fic!
Yugi: HOW CAN YOU EVEN CALL THIS A FIC?!
Zoe: Easy! *names it Fic*
Yugi: -_-'
Zoe: Err…this is total randomness! No point, what so ever! I just felt like writing it…
Disclaimer: I HAVE LINT! LINT FOR ALL! What?! You don't like lint?! Then don't sue me 'cause I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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'Tis a nice day after school and Joey and Yugi were making out at the game shop
((Yugi and Joey: *whack Zoe over and over until she changes it*))
Err...* Joey and Yugi were DUELING at the game shop
Yugi: I play Dark Magician Zoe Girl in attack mode!
Joey: I play the Curse of Selena!
DMZG: *appears on the field* HEY COOL! *whacks Yugi with staff*
Yugi: AHHHHH!! MY NIGHTMARE!! WHEN CARDS ATTACK!!!!! -_-'
COS: *also appears* HEY ZOE! WUS UP?
DMZG: HIIIIII!!!!! I have a staff, and it's prettyful, and blue, and—HEY! IT'S SHORTER THAN THE DARK MAGICIAN'S!! *falls on the floor and starts crying*
COS: I'm sorry, dearest Zoe-sama! But…I HAVE WINGS! WOOT! *flaps wings back and forth and the wind blows Yugi's hair down*
Yugi: o_O;; *fixes hair with his emergency bottle of hair gel that he keeps hidden in his shoes, which is why they're so big*
Joey: *is the only sane one, which is very very very odd for a Joey Wheeler to be* Let's go. I hear that store that says "we're great in beds" is having a nice sale.
Yugi: GET IT? WE'RE GREAT IN BEDS?!?! *falls on floor laughing*
Joey: *whacks Yugi* quiet. Selena, return! *uses a pokeball on Selena*
COS: JOEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M A CARD NOT A POKEMON!
Joey: Oh, yeah! Selena, return! *holds up a card*
COS: -_-' close enough *goes into card*
Yugi: ZOE, RETURN!
DMZG: NO! YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!! MWHAHAHAHA!!
Yugi and Joey chase DMZG around the shop for like 5 hrs.
Solomon ((sp?)): *comes in with a net and catches the flying magician*
DMZG: CRAP!
Yugi: *holds up a card* ZOE, RETURN!
DMZG: CRAP! *goes in*
Yugi: Let's go eat all the chocolate in Zoe's chocolate room!
Joey: DEAL!!
The boys run off screaming (Note: Screaming, not singing) the song "Baby Got Back"
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Err…kinda weird! But I was very hyper and had to write something! Hope it's not too weird! Oh yeah, and about the "Great in Beds" thing, IT'S TRUE! *hears everyone gasp* Yes, my mom was taking me to school and we passed a furniture store and there was a sign that said "WE'RE GREAT IN BEDs" and I thought that could make a funny line in a story…anyway…Hoped ya liked it! ^_^