A/n: Woot! I've decided to continue this story, 'cause I got an idear for it during history today…
Yugi: *breaks into song* Guess what's back? Back again? Fic's back. Tell a friend!
Zoe: Yugi, it's not called 'Fic' anymore. It's now called "Miscellaneous Fic Humor."
Yugi: I knew that, it's just "Miscellaneous Fic Humor" was too long to say.
Zoe: Mmm'hmm…well, ON WITH THE FIC!
Disclaimers: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or anything else mentioned! And if you think I did, maybe you should pay a visit to Peggy out on Pluto. My bitch, Finney, shall kick you there for a small price of $100,000,000.99!
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"Well, if dat ain't been da best sale I's eva been ta den I 'unno what 'twas!" Yugi happily exclaimed.
"I didn't understand a word you said," Joey complained.
Yugi sighed dramatically, "No one ever does…"
"Ahh. Wait, what were we talking about again?" Joey wondered as he shifted a refrigerator pulling-string-thing from his left hand to his right.
Yugi opened his mouth to pop a gum bubble, but was distracted by something shiny.
"Oh! A nickel!" He picked it up. "I shall call you…PHILLIP!"
"You stole that name from Cosmo, you…you…NAME STEALER!" Joey gasped, as he remembered that name from Fairly Oddparents. Then he grinned as he saw the flaw in Yugi's choice of a name, even though Yugi didn't make that flaw because only someone as dumb as Cosmo or Peggy Jane [1] would make that mistake.
"Isn't it a girl nickel, though, Yugi?"
"Nope."
Joey looked disappointed. "Oh. So it is a boy!"
"Wrong again, Jimbob."
Joey dropped his refrigerator pulling-string-thing. "That's not my name!" He exclaimed proudly, as he was proud that he remembered his name, and although he wasn't sure just what his name was, he knew it wasn't Jimbob.
"AIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Joey and Yugi were pulled out of their argument-to-be as they heard a shrill cry, and when they turned around, they saw Joey's new fridge roll over some guy. What they didn't realize, though, was that the 'guy' was really Tea, but who really cares anyway?
Yami heard the unusually high-pitched cry, and thinking that it was Peggy Jane trying to hurt his aibou or worse, steal chocolate, he emerged from the puzzle wearing nothing but a towel around his waist and holding a bottle of Mr. Bubbles in his right hand.
"PEGGY JANE! WE MEET AGAYNE!"
Joey and Yugi started snickering real quietly, and then, a few seconds later, they were both rolling around the ground howling their butts off.
Yami grew angry at their disrespectful laughs, 'cause everyone knows you're suppose to hold your belly when you laugh, so you look like Santey Clause! But….ahem…on with the rest of the story…
"PEASANTS! WHAT IS SO FUNNY! TELL YAMI YUGI NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF YUGI'S TEDDY BEARS!"
"Ahhhhh! No! Not the teddy bears!" Joey stood up and started screaming. Yugi grinned, "Ahh, good times, good times…Mr. Snuggles…" Yugi started hugging himself and rocking back and forth. Everyone started backing away from him, scared that he might turn vicious any minute.
Meanwhile, Joey's fridge was currently crashing through some lady's house 'cause it was a real big fridge, because Joey eats a lot and therefore means he needs a big fridge. And then, after it got done terrorizing the lady's house, it crashed into the ocean.
"Fridge-e-ator go bye bye…" Yugi said sadly as they watched the fridge bob around on the surface then sink to the bottom where a fat little starfish named Patrick found it in Bikini Bottom.
"Hey, Spongebob, look! A fishomolater!"
"HEY! SQUIDWARD! PATRICK FOUND A FISHOMOLATER! Wait, what's a fishomolater?" Spongebob questioned Patrick, but Patrick had already had his brilliant idea for the day, so he was sleeping. Spongebob decided to go to sleep, too, and then the both of them curled up on Bikini Bottom's floor, in the dirt, and went to sleep…but, back with Joey, Yugi, and Yami…
Yugi was still currently hugging himself and rocking back and forth. Joey thought it looked like great fun, so he did it too. Just then, it started raining. Yugi caught on in about 2 minutes that it was raining, but it took Joey a little while longer…
When all three of them had caught on to the rain, Yugi started splashing around in the puddles and Joey was screaming that his hair was gonna get ruined and Selena was gonna kill him when he got home. Yami was just as happy as Yugi was, because now he could finish his bath! YaY for Yami! So, there Yami was, in the middle of the street, singing "I'm singin' in the rain!" or whatever that song's called, but sadly this fic is rated PG…I think…so his towel was still on.
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[1] Peggy Jane is the name Finney gave to Pegasus, 'cause in Japan his name is Pegasus J Crawford. So there! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
A/n: Hmm…well, that seems like a good place to end it! *cackles insanely* So, I hope you're glad this fic's back…or not glad…so, if you liked it, please review! If you didn't like it, THEN DON'T REVIEW! Thank you, this has been a message from Zoe Moto herself…please leave a review after the Meepo!
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