A/n: Another chapter comin' at ya! And just for DClick, Ryou is in here! ^-^
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"There are eight days! There are eight days! There are eight days in a week! Sunday Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday Friday, Saturday—"
"Yugiiii! Please shut up!" Joey whined as Yugi sang his theme song for the 20th time that hour. The rain had stopped after Peggy had run outside praising mud puddles and Trista's new tutu. Apparently rain is as afraid of Peggy as much as Mokubert is…
Yami's hair was lying damp on his shoulders and he was in a pretty foul mood. Joey and Yugi were currently skipping down the road, hand in hand, singing "If you're happy and you know it," only they did the 'stomp your feet' one over and over again which just added to Yami's pissy mood.
But, anyway, back to Yami, since everyone knows he's everyone's favorite character and you don't really care what gay things Joey and Yugi are doing… Why was he so ticked, you ask? For the simple reason that all the boys that passed him were winking and asking him on a date. Then, Yami's Eye of Horius[1] glowed and we never saw the poor souls again.
"How you doin', sweet thang?" A pretty cute thug asked Yami as he draped his arm over the Pharaoh's shoulders.
"The hell?!" Yami shrieked, "I am the Pharaoh! DO NOT DRAPE YOUR ARM AROUND ME, PEASANT!"
"Aww! Isn't that cute! The little girl can make her voice sound all scary and deep and she thinks she's a Pharaoh!"
Yugi and Joey started 'awwing' along with the thug until he suddenly "disappeared."
"Yami!" Yugi scolded, "What have I told you about using your shadow powers on cute thugs?" Yugi suddenly whipped out a newspaper and started whapping Yami with it. "Bad! whap dog!"
Yami whimpered and retreated back into the safety of the Millennium Puzzle to read his Yami/Seto doujins in peace.
As Yugi and Joey went back to singing "Me and My Teddy," (Song was Yugi's idea) Yami decided to show himself again.
"STOP SINGING THAT BLOODY SONG!" He bellowed and whapped Yugi across the head with his manga.
Just then, Ryou and Bakura decided to show themselves too.
"Yami…" Bakura began, "You shouldn't hit your aibou. It's not nice!" Ryou sang too, "Yeah! It's not nice! You don't see Bakura abusing me all the time now do ya?"
"I'll hit you!" Yami defended.
"Oh yeah? You and what army?" Bakura and Yami then pounced at each other and started slapping each other like girls. Yugi sighed and turned to Ryou, "Sorry about my Yami's behavior. I told him he should have taken his Midol this morning, but did he listen? Nooooo…"
Ryou smiled, "It's ok. And what's that hideous music coming from nowhere? It sounds like one of those songs that Kathy sings on Barney…" He shuddered.
Yugi blushed, "Ah, I don't hear anything…do you, Joey?"
Joey was currently polishing Phillip, though. "What?"
"HEY! THAT'S MY NICKEL! GIVE IT BACK, THIEF!"
Bakura looked up from the fight, "Did someone call my name?"
"Uhh, no." Yugi said.
Joey gave it to Yugi and smiled really big, "Aren't you proud of me! I made the nickel shiny!"
Yugi clasped his hands together and held the nickel in one of them, "Oh, Joseph! It's wonderful!" He replied in a mother-like tone.
Joey giggled in a high-pitched way and started dancing, "Yugi says my nickel-polishing skills are good! Yay!"
Ryou, Yugi, Yami and Bakura (who are now done with their fight) started cheering on Joey's good nickel-polishing skills before heading on their way to the Game Shop.
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[1] I'm not sure if that's how you spell it, but it's the third eyeball that appears on the yamis foreheads when they use magic
A/n: Another one bites the dust!
Yugi: Hey! That's my line!
Zoe: Yeah, well, ya snooze ya lose.
Yugi: …I wasn't sleeping…
Zoe: Anyway…PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE MEEPO! I'll try to post the next chapter…soon.
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MEEPO!