Time To Play with the X-Men!

It was a nice, quiet, sunny day in Bayville. At the Xavier Institute things were rather peaceful, relatively speaking. It was an average day. But not for long.

Bobby was relaxing when he heard the door. "I'll get it!" He called out and went to answer it. When he opened the door and found the Triplets there. "What the heck!"

"Hello!" The Triplets said cheerfully.

"What are you doing here?" Bobby asked.

"Is Mr. Logan here?" Daria asked sweetly.

"Yeah he's in a Danger Room session," Bobby said. "HEY!" The Triplets then ran in shoving him out of the way.

"We need to see Mr. Logan!" Quinn said. "It's real important!"

"Let's head to the lab first!" Brittany said as they rounded a corner.

"Wait a minute!" Bobby ran after them only to find that they had disappeared. "They're gone!"

"Who's gone?" Remy asked as he walked around the corner.

"Trinity!" Bobby said.

"Trinity?" Remy blinked. "You mean Wavedancer's crazy kid sisters?"

"They were right here!" Bobby said.

"Bobby you been eating ice cream mixed with Pixy Sticks and Twinkies again?" Remy asked.

"No I have not! I'm telling you they were right here!"

"Well they ain't here now."

"I can see that they're not here now but they were here before!"

"You sure you didn't eat something you shouldn't have boy?"

"Well they said they wanted to see Mr. Logan but first they were headed to Hank's lab!" Bobby said. "Let's check it out!"

"Fine," Remy shrugged. "Not like Gambit have anything better to do than to go on some wild goose chase!"

As they walked to the lab they heard a loud crash. "Does that sound like a wild goose chase to you?" Bobby snapped. "Come on!"

They ran in and saw the Triplets having fun. Brittany was playing with Lockheed, Kitty's pet dragon while the other two were pilfering the lab. "Will you stop fooling around and help us here!" Quinn snapped.

"But he's such a cute little dragon!" Brittany said tickling Lockheed's chin. "Who's a good little dragon? Yes you are! Yes you are!"

"Hey there's some good stuff here!" Daria shouted. "We can use a lot of this stuff!"

"It is the Triplets!" Remy gasped.

"Told you," Bobby said.

"All right little ones," Remy put on his most stern voice. "What you all doing in Monsieur Beast's lab without permission? Hey! Put that down! Put that! Yeowww!" He yelped when Quinn shot him with a strange ray gun.

"Told you it was a ray gun!" Quinn snapped.

"My mistake," Brittany said. "I owe you a coke."

"Hey what does this do?" Daria took out another object. It was round and cylindrical.

"Come here you little…" Remy charged at her but she plonked the object on Remy's head. Remy, unable to see where he was going ran into a wall.

"Well it's not a hat," Brittany said matter of factly.

"I'll cool them off!" Bobby shot out an ice beam. The Triplets easily dodged him. Bobby kept shooting at them but they easily avoided him, laughing.

"Will you knock that off! You're wrecking the lab!" Remy snapped. "We corner them and them we grab them! On three! One…"

"Two…" Bobby helped stalk the Triplets.

"Three!" Brittany held up Lockheed. "Get 'em!"

At her command Lockheed shot out a blast of fire at the boys. "RUN AWAY!" Bobby screamed.

"WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?" Remy shouted at Lockheed who was now chasing the boys.

"Good dragon!" Brittany chirped.

"Wait a minute!" Remy stopped running. "Why are we running from that little pipsqueak?" He drew out a card and charged it. "You wanna fight fire with fire? Fine! Take that you little iguana!" He threw the card at Lockheed when they were in the hallway. Lockheed easily dodged it. However it did blow up a vase and a table.

"I'll get him!" Bobby made a snowball and prepared to throw it.

"WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Kitty screamed as she ran around the corner.

"Kitty!" Bobby said. "I can…"

"You put that snowball down you bully or else I am going to stuff it down your throat!" Kitty snapped as she scooped up Lockheed.

"You don't understand," Remy started to say. "You see…"

"What I see is a couple of jerks picking on a poor defenseless baby dragon!" Kitty snapped. "What is the matter with you? Look at this mess! You wrecked the hallway! Oh you are so dead!"

"It's not our fault!" Bobby said. "It's the Triplets!"

"Triplets?" Kitty asked.

"Trinity's here!" Remy said. "They're wrecking the lab! See!" He pointed inside.

"What I see is that you two turned Mr. McCoy's lab into a freezer!" Kitty told them. The lab was partially frozen with a huge mess inside. But not a trace of the Triplets could be found.

"But…but they were right here!" Bobby said. "We were…and they were stealing stuff and…Where did they go? There's no way they could have gotten out without us seeing them!"

"Oh you two are in such trouble," Kitty snapped. "Not only do you pick on my dragon you have a snowball fight in the lab and wreck it! You guys are gonna be grounded for years!"

"No wait!" Remy started to protest. "It's not what it looks like! You see…" He reached out to Kitty only to have Lockheed snap at him. "Why you stupid little lizard!"

"Don't you yell at my baby!" Kitty snapped. "What's the matter with you?"

"But…but…" Remy tried to explain.

"But nothing!" Kitty snapped. "STORM!"

"Oh no…" Remy gulped. "Now listen Kitty you have to believe us!"

"Save it!" Kitty snapped at them. "STORM! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT BOBBY AND REMY DID!"

"Those three little femmes are nothing but trouble," Remy growled.

"They've got to be here someplace!" Bobby said. "But where?"

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Meanwhile down in the Danger Room Logan was running a session with Scott and Jean. It was a simple exercise where they had to run through a corridor dodging lasers. Suddenly from out of nowhere smoke started appearing. "Hey what's with the fog?" Scott asked.

"Don't look at me," Logan said. "I didn't program this part of the exercise!"

The next thing they knew they were separated by the fog. "Jean?" Scott called out and barely dodged a laser in time.

"Scott? AHHH!" Jean cried out as a laser nearly hit her.

Several more lasers appeared. "Danger Room scenario level 13 in operation," The computer intoned.

"LEVEL 13!" Jean shouted.

"We're gonna get fried!" Scott shouted. "Yeow!"

"Hang on I'm…" Logan started to say before several tentacles reached out of the floor and grabbed him. He managed to slice a few until a laser cannon appeared out of nowhere and knocked him out.

The next thing he knew he was tied up on a table. The kitchen table to be precise. "Where the heck…?"

"Hello Mr. Logan," Daria said sweetly. All three girls were looking down on him, smiling.

"What the…? Trinity?" Logan blinked. "Okay, game's over. Untie me…NOW!" He tried to use his claws to cut away, but the girls had tied him up too tightly.

"In a minute," Quinn told him. "We were gonna do this in the lab but it got wrecked."

"Do what?" Logan blinked.

"Hair sample!" Daria announced. At this Quinn snipped off a small lock of Logan's sideburns.

"Hey!" He snapped.

"Blood sample!" Daria said. Both Quinn and Brittany stabbed him with needles and drew blood.

"OWWWWW!" Logan howled.

"Oh don't be such a baby," Daria said. "This is an important scientific experiment. Chest hair!"

"Now wait a minute you little…AGGGGHHH!" He screamed as Quinn slapped a small strip of duct tape underneath his uniform shirt and pulled it off rapidly.

"You think that's enough?" Brittany asked.

"Maybe some more blood ought to do it," Daria said.

"Will do!" Brittany stabbed him with another needle.

"AGGGHHH!" Logan growled.

"What is going on here?" Ororo entered the room and saw a strange sight.

"Storm! You gotta help me!" Logan cried out.

"Hi Storm!" Quinn waved. "Bye Storm! We got what we came for!" Immediately they hit their transporters and disappeared.

"Logan what happened?" Ororo started to untie him.

"When I get my hands on those little maniacs!" Logan growled.

"What were they doing?" Ororo asked.

"They were ticking me off that's what they were doing!" Logan snarled.

"Storm you will not believe…" Kitty walked in with Remy and Bobby. "What happened?"

"We had three visitors," Ororo explained. "Help me untie him."

"I told you Trinity was here!" Bobby said. "They trashed Beast's lab too!"

"With a little help from you guys," Kitty said. She phased Logan through his bonds.

"Thanks Half-Pint," Logan said. He looked in the reflective surface of the toaster, "Great! Just when I had them perfectly aligned."

"What did Trinity want with you?" Bobby asked.

"I don't know they were babbling something about an experiment," Logan grumbled. "They grabbed samples of my hair and blood and then they teleported out of here!"

"Trinity can teleport now?" Kitty asked.

"I don't think it's their powers," Logan growled looking at his sideburns. "I saw them push a button on a watch on their wrists. Must be one of their gizmos. Hey didn't the Joes have some kind of transport device?"

"Yeah the Mass Transporter!" Bobby said. "That's what they must have used!"

"But what kind of experiment are they doing?" Ororo asked aloud. "And what do they want with Wolverine's blood and hair?"

"Do you think the other Misfits are involved or is it just them?" Kitty asked.

"With those brats you never know!" Remy groaned. "Just what are those three little witches up too?"

"Nothing good you can bet on that!" Bobby snapped.

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Meanwhile the Triplets reappeared upstairs in the living quarters. "Why are we back here?" Brittany asked.

"We got what we came for," Daria said.

"Not everything," Quinn pointed to a door. "Come on! According to the mansion's computer here it is!"

They knocked on the door. It opened to reveal Jamie. "Daria?" Jamie gulped. "Brittany? Quinn? What are you guys doing here?"

"Well we needed to get something from Mr. Logan," Daria explained. "Then we thought as long as we were in the neighborhood…."

"Why not have a little fun?" Quinn gave him a predatory look.

"Kissy, kissy time," Brittany grinned.

"Uh…oh wait! I have to brush my hair! See ya!" Jamie slammed the door on them. He turned around and saw that the Triplets were right behind him. "How did you…?" He gulped.

"Talk later Sugarlips!" Quinn cooed.

"Time for some lovin', babe!" Brittany batted her eyes.

"Pucker up!" Daria grinned.

Ten seconds later a blood-curdling scream could be heard throughout the entire mansion. "What was that?" Remy asked.

"Three guesses," Logan growled. "And the first two don't count! Come on!" They ran in the direction of the noise.

Three Jamies ran down the hall. All three of them were covered in pink lipstick. "SAVE ME! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!" Jamie screamed.

"The Triplets?" Remy raised an eyebrow.

"They came out of nowhere! They surrounded me! The horror…" Jamie gulped. "The horror…"

"Okay that's it!" Remy snapped. "Those three are going down! Let's go!" They took off.

"I have this feeling we forgot something…" Logan scratched his head. "Eh, must be my imagination…" He ran off after the others in order to try and track down the Triplets.

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"LOGAN! JEAN! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!" Scott screamed as he dodged lasers in the Danger Room.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?" Jean snapped. She screamed as a laser shot her in the behind. "YEOW! THOSE LASERS HURT!"