Time To Wake Up Captain America
"Are you sure you did it right?"
"Of course I'm sure!"
"You better not have screwed this up like you did with our hamster."
"That was an accident. Besides, he didn't grow that big!"
Voices. That was the first thing that registered in Steve Rodgers' head. Strange voices. He opened his eyes. Everything was a blurry pink. He closed them again and groaned.
"It worked! I told you it worked!"
"His condition is stable. Ladies the experiment was a success."
"I told you so. Now I hope this puts to rest the whole hamster incident once and for all!"
"Well he hasn't exploded yet so I guess it does."
Steve opened his eyes again and things were coming into focus. Everything around him was no longer a pink blur. Just pink. Dazed, he sat up and looked into the eyes of three identical little girls with black hair and pink lab coats. "Uh….hello?" He said.
"Welcome to the future!" The Triplets cried out happily.
"Who…where?" Steve looked around dazed.
"We're Trinity," Daria spoke. "I'm Daria, that's my sister Quinn and that's my sister Brittany!"
"Hello!" Both girls said happily.
"Okay," Steve was trying to get a handle on things. "I'm Steve Rodgers…where am I? How did I get here? Wherever here is…"
"This is our room," Quinn told him. "You see we were up at SHEILD flying headquarters where we found you frozen in this really dingy room. You've been in there for like forever and we read your file on how your cells were all damaged due to the super soldier formula so we thought we'd do something really nice and at the same time do a fun experiment so we created a serum of our own that counterbalanced the more destructive elements of the first serum and at the same time keeping your super powers! Neat huh?"
"What?" Steve waved his hand. "Back up…where am I now?"
"You're in the future!" Daria showed him a calendar. "See!"
"Two thousand and…" Steve's eyes widened. "This can't be!"
"You were out of it for a real long time," Brittany said. "Hey you're cute without your mask on!"
"Let me get this straight…I know I was frozen until they could find a cure for me, but it took over fifty years for someone to come up with a cure?" The Triplets nodded. "And you three figured it out?"
"Yeah it only took us a couple of hours," Brittany told him. "Simple really."
"How old are all of you?" Steve asked.
"We'll be eleven in a few weeks!" Daria said proudly.
"O-kay…" Steve held his hand to his head. "So am I still with…what did you call it? SHEILD?"
"No we borrowed you," Quinn told him. "This is where we live! Look!" She opened a blind on her window and pointed.
Steve walked cautiously to the window and saw the outline of the Pit. His eyes were wide when he saw the jets taking off. "Oh boy…" He blinked.
"We live on the GI Joe base called the Pit," Quinn pulled him away. "Our daddy is a sailor and our mommy was a genetic experiment."
"That's not a very nice thing to say about your mother," Steve told her.
"No she really was," Daria said. "We're mutants. See?" She lifted up her hair to show him her gills. "We can breathe underwater!"
"Yeah and we have really cool psychic powers too!" Quinn told him.
"Let me see if I get this straight…" Steve closed his eyes. "I have been revived in the future…by three ten year old mutant girls with psychic powers on an army base, right?"
"Yup," They said cheerfully.
"Can I have some water please?" Steve groaned.
"Will do!" Brittany grabbed his arm and pushed a button on her wristwatch. The next thing Steve knew they were on a beach somewhere. "Welcome to Tahiti! Now we can be alone!"
"Uh…excuse me?" The SHEILD agent walked up to them. "Not quite alone. Remember me? Can you…"
Before he could finish Daria and Quinn appeared. "Nice try sister!" Quinn snapped.
"Hey he said he wanted some water," Brittany said.
"I don't think this is what he meant," Daria told her.
"Where are we?" Steve looked around.
"Tahiti," The SHEILD agent said. "The girls here built a teleportation device that enables them to travel anywhere around the world."
Steve blinked. "Oh…" Then he promptly fainted.
"He's out cold," Daria said. "Better take him back to the lab!"
"Good idea," The agent said. "And incidentally can you get me…" The girls and Steve disappeared immediately leaving him alone on the beach.
"Okay…" The SHIELD agent sighed. "I guess I'll just say here and look at the water some more. Oh look, a coconut tree."
Right on cue a coconut fell off the tree and bonked him on the head. "Oh yeah…it figures," The SHEILD agent sighed as he fell down.
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"HOW COULD YOU FORGET WE WERE STILL IN THE DANGER ROOM?!" Jean screamed. Her hair was sticking out and singed as well as her uniform.
"Give us a break Jean," Remy rolled his eyes. "Trinity did keep us kind of busy!"
"You want busy pal try dodging lasers every three seconds," Scott grumbled. His uniform was singed as well.
"Look we're sorry okay?" Remy told them. "Come on." They went inside the control room where Storm, Kitty and Logan were. "How's Jamie?"
"Bobby's putting him back in his room," Kitty said. "He'll live. But man is he going to have nightmares!"
Xavier was now in the room as well as Kurt and Rogue. "Is Hank still with the lawyers?" Scott asked Kurt.
"Yah," Kurt nodded. "He said it was gonna be a while."
"I can't believe the school board is suing us for damages," Rogue grumbled. "Lance was the idiot who destroyed Bayville High."
"Actually it was Cobra's attack that's the real cause of the damage," Xavier told her. "But I'm afraid it's not going to be easy to convince the school board of that."
"Did you tell him what happened?" Bobby asked as he walked in.
"Yes I've just been informed of Trinity's visit," Xavier sighed. "This is turning out to be one of those days."
"If it isn't one thing its another," Rogue blew a piece of hair from her face. "First the stupid lawsuit and now this!"
"Just when I thought we'd seen the last of them," Scott grumbled. "Those Misfits pull a sneak attack!"
"It wasn't all the Misfits," Kitty told him. "Just Trinity."
"Yeah you know how out of control those little rugrats can get," Rogue said.
"Why don't we call them?" Kitty asked. She went to the visual telephone and punched in the number to the Misfits.
"You have their number?" Jean asked. "I thought they were on secret channels."
"Lance gave it to me," Kitty explained.
"Surprise, surprise," Scott grumbled.
Soon an image of Lance appeared. "Hello?" He asked. There were scenes of the other Misfits running around and arguing in the background.
"Lance?" Kitty said. "What's going on?"
"Hey Kitty," Lance said. "I'd love to talk but we're having some sort of crisis! The Triplets are running wild again! I don't know what they did at SHIELD but boy are they gonna get it!"
"Probably causing damage like they did here!" Kitty snapped.
"What?" Lance blinked. "They were there?" He saw Scott and Jean in the background. "What happened to you guys?"
"Those insane sisters! That's what happened to us!" Scott snapped. "They locked us in the Danger Room on an extremely high setting and…STOP LAUGHING ALVERS!"
"It's not funny!" Jean snapped.
"The heck it isn't!" Lance laughed.
"Avalanche what is this?" Roadblock came into view. "This is no time to call your girlfriend!"
"I have a lead sir," Lance giggled. "They were over at the X-Men!"
"They were where?" Roadblock asked.
"They were here causing trouble," Logan told him. "Said something about an experiment!"
"Experiment?" Roadblock looked at the Misfits. "Did you check their lab?"
"We already checked it," Pietro said. "They weren't there!"
"Pietro, Wanda you two stay here in case they come back to the lab," Roadblock said. "I think it's time you guys come over here for a confab!"
"We'll go wait there," Pietro said. "Come on Wanda. Maybe those maniacs will come back!"
"Only if we're not lucky," Wanda groaned.
