Time To Say Hello to Wolverine!
At the exact same time Scott, Logan and Kurt were preparing in the briefing room. After an exchange of words it had been decided that the Misfits would travel to the X-Mansion instead. In fact, Shipwreck and Althea were already on their way there.
"So the Misfits are coming here?" Scott groaned.
"'Fraid so," Logan shrugged.
"Wonderful! And we just got rid of them after the last fiasco!" Scott groaned. "It hasn't even been a couple of weeks and they're in our hair again!"
"Yeah they're even more annoying than when we were going to school with them," Kurt grumbled. "And I didn't even think that was possible!"
"Well as long as they leave that parrot behind this time it won't be so bad," Logan sighed. "But just in case maybe we'd better lock up the liquor cabinets."
Suddenly there was a loud scream. "Now what?" Logan groaned.
"They're back!" Jamie ran into the room screaming with all his doubles. "Save me!"
"Calm down Multiple!" Scott reassured him.
"Don't tell me to calm down!" Jamie snapped. "You don't have three insane girls trying to rip your clothes off and kiss you!"
"You say that like it's a bad thing," Kurt quipped.
"With Trinity it is," Logan groaned. "Knowing them they'd probably come back to run even more experiments on us! Let's get them!" They ran out of the room. "Remember those girls are tricky! Be prepared for anything!"
"Like that!" Kurt pointed down the hall.
Bobby walked out dressed up in a clown costume. "What happened to you?" Kurt asked.
"Three guesses who did this to me," Bobby said in an icy tone. They could hear familiar maniacal laughter throughout the house.
"Great, now Speedy's here," Logan groaned. "Can this day get any worse?"
"PIETRO COME BACK HERE NOW!" Wanda's voice could be heard as well as the sound of explosions.
"Right on cue," Scott sighed. "What are you now Iceman? Quicksilver's new favorite target? First the super glue incident and now this?"
"Well I'm telling you right now," Bobby threw off the clown suit. "This ends right here, right now! Let's get him!"
They ran upstairs to the sound of screaming. "That came from Kitty and Rogue's room!" Scott said. They ran inside to help them. "Don't worry we're here to…help?"
Inside the room were underwear and bras strewn all over the place. Kitty and Rogue were a bit preoccupied because they were currently beating up a man in a red, white and blue costume."Try to steal our underwear huh?" Kitty shouted. "How dare you try to take advantage of innocent girls!" She punched the man in the stomach.
"Take that you pervert!" Rogue whacked him on the head with a book.
"Somebody please help me," Steve moaned. "Save me from these crazy girls!"
"What is going on here?" Scott snapped.
"We caught this pervert in our rooms!" Rogue snapped.
"It wasn't my fault!" Steve cried out, crawling away from them. "These crazy mutant kids teleported me there and abandoned me! I tried to stop the white haired kid from fooling around in your dressers but he was too fast! You have to believe me!"
"Strangely enough I do," Bobby said.
"Rodgers?" Logan blinked. "No…it can't be!"
"Logan?" Steve blinked. "Is that you? Or am I really having some sort of bizarre dream?"
"It's me old buddy," Logan gave him a hug. "Man I can't believe this!"
"Neither can I!" Steve breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank god! Somebody sane!"
"Wait a minute…" Rogue looked at him. "I've heard that name before. That getup he's wearing, it looks like something Captain America would wear."
"It is Captain America, Stripes," Logan told her.
"You actually know Captain America?" Scott's jaw dropped.
"Yeah," Logan shrugged.
"Hold on," Kurt said. "You mean that story you told us about Captain America and the other guy destroying Project Rebirth…You were the 'other guy'?"
"But that would make you…?" Bobby's mouth opened wide.
"Old enough not to put up with any smart mouthed remarks!" Logan snapped.
"Wait a minute…if this is the 21st century, how can you still be…?" Steve looked at him.
Logan sighed. "I'm a mutant, bub." He unsheathed one set of claws.
Steve nodded casually. "I think I'm going to faint again." Instead he simply collapsed on a chair. "No… no I'm not."
"Sorry about that," Logan sheathed them back. "Didn't mean to freak you out like that."
"Freaked? Logan I am having one of the most bizarre days of my life," Steve groaned. "First these crazy little girls revive me and I end up in the 21st Century. The next thing I know I'm in Tahiti," Steve continued. "Then they force me to participate in a bizarre tea party when these two other strange kids barge in and start fighting…"
"That would be Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch," Rogue grumbled. "My insane half siblings."
"Then I end up here in this room and the kids make a mess and run out and leave me alone when these two ran in and thought I was the one who made the mess!" Steve said. "Then they attacked me!"
"Sorry," Kitty shrugged. "We should have known that jerk Pietro was behind this!"
"Yeah we wouldn't have wailed on you like that if we'd known…" Rogue started to say.
"STOP PULLING ON MY EAR!" Pietro howled. Wanda was dragging him in by the ear. "OWIE! OWIE! OWIE!"
"Stop acting like a baby you jerk!" Wanda snapped. "Now if I can just get the Triplets corralled…"
"Pietro you are so dead!" Kitty fumed.
"Take a number!" Wanda snapped.
"Just what are you people doing here?" Scott snapped.
"Trying to control Trinity," Wanda groaned.
"What is going on?" Bobby asked. "And what is Captain America doing with you?"
"Well you see…" Wanda began when the sound of squeals interrupted her. "Oh there they are!"
The Triplets ran in with Remy at their heels. "Come back here you three little maniacs!" He snapped. "Oh great! What are all of you doing here?"
"Well you see…" Wanda started again.
"WHERE ARE THEY?" The sound of Nick Fury's voice reverberated through the halls. "Where are those little…" He walked in with Shipwreck and Althea. "HOLY…CAPTAIN AMERICA? YOU'RE ALIVE?"
"Why doesn't everybody just walk in our room and see our underwear?" Rogue grumbled, trying to tidy up.
"He's all better now!" Brittany said happily. "We cured him! Can we keep him?"
"NO!" Fury, Shipwreck, Logan and Althea shouted at the same time.
"Will somebody please explain to me what's going on?" Scott snapped.
"It's simple," Pietro said. "Trinity found Captain America, they used Wolverine's DNA to cure him. We came back to have some fun."
"So that's why you three took my blood and hair samples," Logan said. "Now it makes sense!"
"It does?" Bobby asked.
"How are you feeling?" Fury asked.
"Despite being in enormous pain from the beating those two gave me and confused as hell, just peachy," Steve groaned.
"We said we were sorry!" Kitty snapped.
"Maybe we should check to make sure that you're all right," Fury said.
"I'd be happy to check him out for you," Hank walked in.
Steve looked at the huge blue furry mutant. "Okay let me guess…you're a mutant too right?"
"Very observant," Hank grinned wryly.
"I'm just curious Fury, is everybody in the future a mutant or what?" Steve asked.
"No, not really," Fury sighed. "Although I can see where you'd get that idea." He turned to Hank. "Can you really figure out if he's gonna be okay?"
"Not a problem," Hank told him. "I'd better get you some water or something Mr. Rodgers. You look kind of parched."
"I think I'd better get you a beer," Logan told him.
"Forget the beer Logan," Fury told him. "What this man needs is a scotch."
"Make it a double!" Steve groaned.