Plan C:
That was it. After Lina had explained to Zelas that she had indeed NOT taken the pills, they began their manhunt (or rather, Mazokuhunt) for the Fruitcake.
Zelgadis sighed from his Ray Wing perch, shaking his head. "This is just sad..."
"It is, isn't it?" Said that silky, calm voice of Xelloss, causing Zelgadis to jump and nearly pop the Ray Wing.
"You?!"
"Shhh, keep your voice down, stony!" Xelly grinned.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, and just-"
"Didn't hear what, stony?" Xelloss grinned even more so, leaning close to Zelgadis and giving him a peck on the cheek.
To which he found out that stone hands, when used correctly, can be more painful than Mace-sama.
"Thank L-Sama I'm a masochist..." Xelloss the purple splotch whimpered.
Zelgadis didn't hear him, busy scraping the splotch off the ground with a sharp metal object, whistling as he worked.
Meanwhile....
"IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT PURPLE FRUITCAKE I'LL RAGANA BLADE HIM INTO NEXT WEEK!!!" Lina Inverse screamed. Obviously she was a bit miffed about something.
Zelas nodded "My thoughts exactly... But come, we aren't getting anywhere just screaming about him..."
Gourry was munching on food, and Amelia had been mobbed by angry Zelgadis fangirls, all with sharp objects.
"Hey girls!" Zelgadis called cheerfully, walking over to them, the smear secured in a bag. "Lookie who I found!"
Lina and Zelas looked over, and a rather malicious grin began to spread.
The smear whimpered, cursed, and sunk into the lowest corner of the bag.
Lina looked at Zelas, who nodded. Zelgadis handed her the bag, and dropped into it the ultimate tool of pain, too much for even that Masochist to stand: A small, completely accurate doll of Chibi-Usa, complete with those freaky glowing red eyes.
A scream was heard across the land, and the scene fades out....
To Be Continued... Dun Dun DUUUUUUH!
((A/N: Yeah, my fiction is really... odd these days... I will be finishing and posting a rather serious Slayers fiction pretty soon, but it deals with a made-up. Yeah, I know some find it annoying, but hey... She's cool in my eyes. So :P. And by the way, I don't own Slayers... I wish I could own Zelgadis, or Zelly-pants, as I prefer to say... (Thanks to my friend Aru- chan! ^-^))
That was it. After Lina had explained to Zelas that she had indeed NOT taken the pills, they began their manhunt (or rather, Mazokuhunt) for the Fruitcake.
Zelgadis sighed from his Ray Wing perch, shaking his head. "This is just sad..."
"It is, isn't it?" Said that silky, calm voice of Xelloss, causing Zelgadis to jump and nearly pop the Ray Wing.
"You?!"
"Shhh, keep your voice down, stony!" Xelly grinned.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, and just-"
"Didn't hear what, stony?" Xelloss grinned even more so, leaning close to Zelgadis and giving him a peck on the cheek.
To which he found out that stone hands, when used correctly, can be more painful than Mace-sama.
"Thank L-Sama I'm a masochist..." Xelloss the purple splotch whimpered.
Zelgadis didn't hear him, busy scraping the splotch off the ground with a sharp metal object, whistling as he worked.
Meanwhile....
"IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT PURPLE FRUITCAKE I'LL RAGANA BLADE HIM INTO NEXT WEEK!!!" Lina Inverse screamed. Obviously she was a bit miffed about something.
Zelas nodded "My thoughts exactly... But come, we aren't getting anywhere just screaming about him..."
Gourry was munching on food, and Amelia had been mobbed by angry Zelgadis fangirls, all with sharp objects.
"Hey girls!" Zelgadis called cheerfully, walking over to them, the smear secured in a bag. "Lookie who I found!"
Lina and Zelas looked over, and a rather malicious grin began to spread.
The smear whimpered, cursed, and sunk into the lowest corner of the bag.
Lina looked at Zelas, who nodded. Zelgadis handed her the bag, and dropped into it the ultimate tool of pain, too much for even that Masochist to stand: A small, completely accurate doll of Chibi-Usa, complete with those freaky glowing red eyes.
A scream was heard across the land, and the scene fades out....
To Be Continued... Dun Dun DUUUUUUH!
((A/N: Yeah, my fiction is really... odd these days... I will be finishing and posting a rather serious Slayers fiction pretty soon, but it deals with a made-up. Yeah, I know some find it annoying, but hey... She's cool in my eyes. So :P. And by the way, I don't own Slayers... I wish I could own Zelgadis, or Zelly-pants, as I prefer to say... (Thanks to my friend Aru- chan! ^-^))