It's almost done people! Coming up the exciting conclusion! Thank you all who gave me some ideas! Even if I didn't get to use all of 'em!

Pietro: Yeah well that's because you can't think of anything decent!

In case you haven't noticed folks, my muses have seemed to go on strike!

(Lance, Pietro, Todd and Fred are sitting around playing cards.)

Lance: It's not our fault there haven't been any new shows with us for a while!

Fred: Yeah we're getting tired of the same old stuff. We're in a rut! Got any fives?

Pietro: We're not playing Go Fish doofus! We're playing poker!

Todd: I thought we were playing hearts yo?

Lance: Hearts? I thought we were playing gin!

Pietro: I'd have been better off playing solitaire!

Can we get on with this fic now?

Pietro: Go right ahead, we're not stopping you.

Time For an Epic Battle With the Red Skull

Somewhere above the clouds SHIELD Headquarters floated along. "Okay," Fury sighed as he looked over some papers. "Now that the Triplets are here to recalibrate the Mass Device hopefully things will go a little better. Maybe this time things will go smoothly."

Suddenly there was a huge explosion. "I have really got to learn to stop saying that!" Fury groaned as he ran out with his men to meet the enemy.

"HAHAHAHA!" The Red Skull laughed as he and his troops faced SHEILD. "Greetings Herr Fury. It is good to meet you."

"I've heard of you!" Fury shouted. "You're the Red Skull! How did you find us?"

"Here's a little tip Fury," The Red Skull said. "You should warn your men about who they talk to on those party chat rooms! Gas them!" At his order the soldiers shot out some gas from their backpacks, knocking out Fury and his men.

"Ha! That was easy!" The Red Skull crowed as he and his men traveled through the corridors. "Nothing can stop us now!" He opened the door to the room with the Mass Device inside.

And found himself face to face with Captain America.

"YOU!" Steve shouted.

"What are you doing here?" The Red Skull shouted.

"Me? You're supposed to be dead!" Steve shouted getting ready for a fight.

"Well so are you!" The Red Skull snapped. "So we meet again Captain America! For the last time! How I have dreamed of this moment!"

"Dream of this you Nazi Nitwit!" Captain America attacked.

"Let us fight our epic battle!" The Red Skull shouted. "The rest of you secure the Mass Device!"

"Not if I can help it!" Steve shouted. Soon they were both trading blows for blows.

"Ha! This is gonna be easy!" A Cobra Soldier said. "Like taking candy from a baby!"

"Interesting choice of words," Wanda growled.

"What the heck are they doing here?" The Cobra Soldier shouted as he saw the Triplets, Wanda and Pietro power up.

"Wavedancer asked us to come along and keep an eye on the Triplets here," Pietro explained with a smirk. "To make sure they wouldn't cause any trouble. But you know, maybe a little trouble won't be so bad!"

"GAS THEM!" The Cobra soldier screamed. They shot out some gas.

"Now you should at least say 'excuse me'," Pietro quipped as he ran in a whirlwind so fast the gas blew back to the soldiers. Pietro even whipped several of the gas masks off them so they got gassed themselves.

"Oooh," One moaned. "I feel dizzy…I'm gonna take a nap now!" He fell to the ground snoring with half of his teammates. Wanda and the Triplets were beating the other half up.

"No matter," The Red Skull growled. "I can defeat all of you on my own! Starting with you!" He lunged at Steve.

"I took you out decades ago! I can do it again!" Steve shouted.

With a roar both combatants began to fight.

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(Three of the Cobra Soldiers are lounging around drinking coffee.)

Cobra Soldier 2: So I said to her, 'Look, I don't appreciate being part of a group even if I am first! You can't keep playing around on me! I have been true to you and what do you do? You go running around with every thing in pants behind my back!'

Cobra Soldier 3: Man that is cold.

Cobra Soldier 2: Tell me about it. What is it with women and commitment problems? I mean…

(At this point the author realizes these guys are goofing off.)

What are you doing? You guys are supposed to be in the fic!

Cobra Soldier 1: We're taking a break!

You can't take a break in the middle of a story!

Cobra Soldier 1: Wanna bet? We're union sister! Now where were you?

(Todd and Xi walk in with some coffee and doughnuts.)

Todd: Okay which one of you guys had the French Vanilla Roast?

Cobra Soldier 2: Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me!

What are you two doing serving coffee and doughnuts to them?

Todd: Because they paid us to. Duh.

Xi: Yes and I could use the work. I haven't appeared in this story once! Oh by the way some female named Janice gave me a note for someone named Ralph.

Cobra Soldier 2: Ralph? What's going on here? (Glares at Cobra Soldier 3) What are you doing taking notes from my girlfriend?

Cobra Soldier 3: I dunno man, maybe she wants to ask me about ideas for your surprise birthday party or something.

Cobra Soldier 2: My birthday was last week!

Cobra Soldier 3: Uh, we're getting a head start on next year?

Cobra Soldier 2: You lousy...give me that note! (Lunges at Cobra Soldier 3 and soon the two of them are fighting.)

Todd: Hey I got five that says that guy will beat that guy!

Cobra Soldier 1: You're on!

(At this point Captain America and the Red Skull walk in and see the fight.)

Red Skull: Hell-oooo! We're trying to have an epic battle of good vs. evil here! The least you people could do is pay attention! I mean we are the guest stars and all!

Cobra Soldier 1: Yeah but I got money riding on this so it's gonna have to wait! BITE HIM! BITE HIM!

Pietro: (Shouting from off stage.) Hey guys! Battle of the Supermodel Bikini Babes is on! Whoo Hoo!

Captain America: The what now? Um, excuse me there's something I have to see.

Hey! Come back here! This is no time for you to drool over some supermodels in bikinis!

Captain America: Look, I haven't had any action for over fifty years! Deal with it! (He runs off.)

Red Skull: WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WE HAVE A BATTLE TO FINISH YOU KNOW? COME BACK HERE!

Todd: I don't know why you're in such a hurry yo, I mean you do lose and all.

Red Skull: I do?

Todd: Duh! (Shows him some notes.) I 'borrowed' these from the author.

Red Skull: (Reads the notes.) Aw man. This is a real bummer. You have a point. Hey Captain! Wait up! I might as well see some frauliens before I get my butt kicked.

What is going on here? Come back here and fight!

Red Skull: Ahhh! Ya mother rides a vacuum cleaner! (Runs off to watch the TV as well.)

How did I lose control of this fic? I'll try to finish this soon, once I have my muses under control. SOMEBODY PLEASE BRING ME MY MALLET!!! (Runs off to bring this insanity under control.)