Title: Dragon Ball (The Real Saga)
Rated: Pg-13
Warnings: None :P
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"This is the planet," the Saiyan Prince mumbled to himself. Where was the challenge in this? 'I'm suppose to destroy *this* planet! This is a waste of time.' He stood in the middle of a large forest; his ship had landed a mile or two away and he had decided to do a little exploring. He pushed the button on his scouter. Once. Twice. Three. Ripping it off he looked it over. These things were suppose to be well-made. He gave a groan and placed the device back on his ear. It was practically useless. This made things harder. He would have a hard time if someone tried to contact him from Friezer's ship, and he couldn't read power levels. But that shouldn't be any problem since the data he had gotten from this planet showed that there weren't any high powers. He blinked a few times when he thought he heard a scream.
"Now, what was that?"
~*~
*Two minutes before the scream*
Bulma clenched the branch of the tree. She couldn't believe she had gotten herself into this mess. And where was her bodyguard? Most likely sleeping or eating. Some bodyguard he turned out to be. She opened one eye and looked down. Big mistake. She was hanging over a cliff. The bottom was so far down she felt slightly dizzy by the height. She shut her eyes tighter and hugged the branch, but to her dismay it cracked and bent over.
"Help! Goku! Oolong... ANYBODY!" She gasped when she heard some ruffling behind her. She grinned when she saw Oolong! Maybe the pig would be somewhat helpful.
"Oh my god! I'm so glad that you're here." The pale pig blinked a few times.
"Hey, Bulma... How did you get up there?" he asked.
She growled. "Does it really matter you idiot! JUST GET ME DOWN!"
Oolong gave her a questioning look. "How do I get you down?"
Her eyes widened. "I DON'T..." The branch cracked and the whole tree began to bend over with her still in it. Screaming she gripped it and squeezed tighter. "Just. Go. Get. Goku." She tried her best to stay as calm as possible.
"But he's sleeping and it's hard to wake him up."
"Just get him!"
Oolong nodded and ran off. Bulma sniffed. "My life just had to end like this. I mean, I was a good girl..." Cracks echoed from the broken tree branch, as her weight became too much for it to handle.
"AH... Sometimes! Sometimes!" She suddenly gasped when she heard another noise. She turned around expecting for it to be Oolong but was surprised when she saw a complete stranger. She blinked a few times. Okay...
"Umm... Help... Please."
~*~
Vegeta stood there and stared. There was a blue-haired girl holding onto the branch of a tree that was about to fall off the edge of the cliff. Interesting. This race must be weaker than he had originally assumed. Especially if they couldn't get out of a small situation like this.
"Excuse ME!"
Vegeta glowered at her. "What!" he hissed.
"I would really like it if you would help me out of this. You know, I'm about to die here."
"Do it yourself," Vegeta said. "I have other better things to do."
Bulma shuddered and began to screech as he turned away. "NO! Come back! PLEASE!" He froze and watched her.
"Come on... You know you want to help me. I mean who can turn down a pretty face like this. See look at my face." Bulma tried her best to point to her face but that only made the poor tree branch sway toward the bottom of the *endless pit*. She screamed even louder. "PLEASE! I-I'll do anything! I'm rich! I can get you a whole lot of money!"
Vegeta rose an eyebrow. "Hate to tell you this but... I don't really care about you or your money. So be sure to tell me what it's like at the bottom."
"Wait, you can have one of my wishes!" Bulma screamed out even though she knew that the dragon would only grant one wish. How would this guy know. Vegeta stop in his tracks, that had caught his attention. He turned around and looked at her. What was she talking about?
"What are you talking about girl?"
"The Dragon Balls... If you get me down I'll tell you all about them," she said, with all her glory. She was pleased knowing that she had received a reaction.
"I swear if you are playing games with me I'll kill you!"
Bulma frowned, not believing his threat. "Nice... JUST GET ME DOWN!" She watch as he walked over to the tree. She had to blink a few times. She was expecting him to go and get a rope or a board, but he floated over to her... Literally, floated over to her, grabbed her by her shirt, and tossed her on the ground. She watched dumbfoundedly as the tree fell over the cliff.
"Eh... How exactly did you do that?"
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Just tell me about the Dragon Balls." He was just a tad bit impatient. A tad bit too much for her liking.
"Oh... Right..." She giggled lowly and jumped up then ran in the opposite direction, only to slam into a very hard figure. Falling backwards she hit the ground.
"ACH! Watch..." She took a momentary glance at the person who was standing in front of her.
"Wait a sec... Weren't you just over there?" Vegeta growled and grabbed her by the collar of her shirt and lifted her up into the air. She gasped. This guy was stronger than Goku. ::Great, now I have someone else that wants to use MY Dragon Balls... Well I am smart. I'll just use him the same way I'm using Goku. I'll have two bodyguards.:: She giggled.
"Can you please put me down. I won't run again...I was just playing, Geez, I didn't know you were such a bad sport." She laughed. He frowned and released her, not too gently either. Bulma stood and rubbed her butt. "Learn to be a little bit more gentle." He let out a low growl that was loud enough to reach her ears.
"He he... Maybe not."
"Look, GIRL! Tell me about these wishes or I'll throw your ass off that cliff!"
"Umm..." She began to search for her bag that carried all her Dragon Balls, or the three that she had. ::Oh crap! I don't have it with me!:: It must have fallen down the cliff when this guy got me out... She gasped when she realized it.
"OH NO! THIS IS NOT GOOD!"
Vegeta jumped away from her when she began to scream like some type of fool. "Will you shut up." Bulma stopped and glared at him. "You! SHUT UP! You don't know what this means, well let me fill you in... MY DRAGON BALLS ARE GONE! ALL THREE OF THEM! IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO FIND THEM!" Vegeta took a few steps away from her. He was beginning to think that he should have let her fall off that cliff. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS WORSE! I HAD TO SHOW AN OLD PERVERT MY PANTIES TO GET ONE OF THEM, AND LATER I FOUND OUT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ON! DO YOU KNOW HOW I..." Bulma suddenly stopped screaming and looked down at what her feet had just hit. It was her bag with her Dragon Balls. She giggled. "Oh look! Here they are!" Vegeta just blinked.
'She changed moods quickly,' he thought to himself. He watched as she pulled out a shiny Ball with one star in it. She shoved it in his face.
"This is a Dragon Ball." Vegeta blinked but he kept his face calm. She was an alien after all. No one ever said that earthlings were straight in the head.
"Let me get this straight. THAT, thing will grant wishes." Bulma smiled and put it back into her pouch.
"No... Only if you have all seven of them... I don't have all seven yet. Well...nice meeting you, GOOD BYE!" She turned to run again but Vegeta grabbed her wrist.
"You're not going anywhere."
Bulma sighed. "Okay! You can come with me and make your wish! How does that sound." He let go. Bulma rubbed her wrist where a small bruise was appearing. "Jerk." She mumbled.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
"Nah... Follow me."
~*~
"I could of sworn that it was this way!"
"Girl..." Vegeta started.
"MY NAME IS BULMA!" Vegeta frowned. While walking he was trying to figure out why he was actually following her and why he actually believed that those *Dragon Balls* would grant wishes. He was so desperate to be the strongest that he was following a girl that said "There are Seven Magic Ball that will grant wishes" 'I have been on that lizard's ship for too many years.'
"What's your name?"
Vegeta blinked. "What?"
"You heard me, what is your name?"
Vegeta smirked. "My name is Prince Vegeta of the Sayian-jin."
Bulma blinked Once... Twice... Then began to laugh. "Sayian-jin. What is that suppose to be?!" Vegeta gripped his fist to his side.
Bulma coughed. "Umm... oops... Gomen, hehe."
Vegeta crossed his arms. "Weakling," he hissed.
"BULMA!" She gasped and turned around just in time to see Oolong and Goku running up to them. She only glared. "Bulma are you okay!" Goku said quickly.
Bulma turned her head.
"No thanks to you! What took you so long! I would have been dead if he hadn't of help me!" She said while pointing over to a surprised looking Vegeta. "Umm...Vegeta."
"You have a tail, and you look like Bardock! You're that third class Saiyan that was sent to Earth! You're Kakkrot."
Everyone blinked.
"Vegeta are you okay?" Bulma asked.
"Why haven't you destroyed the planet?"
Goku frowned.
"Bulma sure does know how to find the crazy ones," Oolong whispered to Goku.
"I'm sorry, but I don't know what you are talking about," Goku stopped and looked at his waist in surprise. "You have a tail like me!" Goku screamed. Bulma gasped and she too looked at Vegeta's waist. She hadn't even noticed that.
"You do have a tail like Goku!" She reached out to touch it but Vegeta hissed and jerked away. She frowned and crossed her arms.
"First of all Kakkrot. Tell me why you haven't destroy this planet and WHY are these weakling calling you by that name," he growled out. Bulma took that as an opportunity and moved her hand toward his tail petting it gently. While making a note to herself on how soft it happened to be. That didn't last long, he spun around and glared a murdersome look at her.
"If you ever do that again I will kill you on the spot."
Bulma frowned. "Well aren't you polite. I just wanted to see if it was real..."
"DO YOU THINK THAT I CARE!" He then turned back to Goku. "Now tell me!"
Bulma had moved away from him and back to Oolong who was now hiding behind Goku. They were arguing. Goku kept saying that he didn't know what a Saiyan was while Vegeta kept on saying are you some type of idiot. Bulma reached for her Capsule holder and pulled out a number 8, then tossed it on the ground. It exploded and all the commotion stopped and everyone turned and looked at Bulma as she went to the door of a Capsule house.
"I hope you don't mind but I'm not going to stand out here and listen to you two fuss. I'm going to eat and take a nap. Ta Ta," she said then shut the door.
"Hey wait for me!" Oolong screamed and ran to the door and proceeded to beat on it. Goku sighed and walked to the door, Vegeta just stood there... Blinking.
"What the hell!"
~*~
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"This is the planet," the Saiyan Prince mumbled to himself. Where was the challenge in this? 'I'm suppose to destroy *this* planet! This is a waste of time.' He stood in the middle of a large forest; his ship had landed a mile or two away and he had decided to do a little exploring. He pushed the button on his scouter. Once. Twice. Three. Ripping it off he looked it over. These things were suppose to be well-made. He gave a groan and placed the device back on his ear. It was practically useless. This made things harder. He would have a hard time if someone tried to contact him from Friezer's ship, and he couldn't read power levels. But that shouldn't be any problem since the data he had gotten from this planet showed that there weren't any high powers. He blinked a few times when he thought he heard a scream.
"Now, what was that?"
~*~
*Two minutes before the scream*
Bulma clenched the branch of the tree. She couldn't believe she had gotten herself into this mess. And where was her bodyguard? Most likely sleeping or eating. Some bodyguard he turned out to be. She opened one eye and looked down. Big mistake. She was hanging over a cliff. The bottom was so far down she felt slightly dizzy by the height. She shut her eyes tighter and hugged the branch, but to her dismay it cracked and bent over.
"Help! Goku! Oolong... ANYBODY!" She gasped when she heard some ruffling behind her. She grinned when she saw Oolong! Maybe the pig would be somewhat helpful.
"Oh my god! I'm so glad that you're here." The pale pig blinked a few times.
"Hey, Bulma... How did you get up there?" he asked.
She growled. "Does it really matter you idiot! JUST GET ME DOWN!"
Oolong gave her a questioning look. "How do I get you down?"
Her eyes widened. "I DON'T..." The branch cracked and the whole tree began to bend over with her still in it. Screaming she gripped it and squeezed tighter. "Just. Go. Get. Goku." She tried her best to stay as calm as possible.
"But he's sleeping and it's hard to wake him up."
"Just get him!"
Oolong nodded and ran off. Bulma sniffed. "My life just had to end like this. I mean, I was a good girl..." Cracks echoed from the broken tree branch, as her weight became too much for it to handle.
"AH... Sometimes! Sometimes!" She suddenly gasped when she heard another noise. She turned around expecting for it to be Oolong but was surprised when she saw a complete stranger. She blinked a few times. Okay...
"Umm... Help... Please."
~*~
Vegeta stood there and stared. There was a blue-haired girl holding onto the branch of a tree that was about to fall off the edge of the cliff. Interesting. This race must be weaker than he had originally assumed. Especially if they couldn't get out of a small situation like this.
"Excuse ME!"
Vegeta glowered at her. "What!" he hissed.
"I would really like it if you would help me out of this. You know, I'm about to die here."
"Do it yourself," Vegeta said. "I have other better things to do."
Bulma shuddered and began to screech as he turned away. "NO! Come back! PLEASE!" He froze and watched her.
"Come on... You know you want to help me. I mean who can turn down a pretty face like this. See look at my face." Bulma tried her best to point to her face but that only made the poor tree branch sway toward the bottom of the *endless pit*. She screamed even louder. "PLEASE! I-I'll do anything! I'm rich! I can get you a whole lot of money!"
Vegeta rose an eyebrow. "Hate to tell you this but... I don't really care about you or your money. So be sure to tell me what it's like at the bottom."
"Wait, you can have one of my wishes!" Bulma screamed out even though she knew that the dragon would only grant one wish. How would this guy know. Vegeta stop in his tracks, that had caught his attention. He turned around and looked at her. What was she talking about?
"What are you talking about girl?"
"The Dragon Balls... If you get me down I'll tell you all about them," she said, with all her glory. She was pleased knowing that she had received a reaction.
"I swear if you are playing games with me I'll kill you!"
Bulma frowned, not believing his threat. "Nice... JUST GET ME DOWN!" She watch as he walked over to the tree. She had to blink a few times. She was expecting him to go and get a rope or a board, but he floated over to her... Literally, floated over to her, grabbed her by her shirt, and tossed her on the ground. She watched dumbfoundedly as the tree fell over the cliff.
"Eh... How exactly did you do that?"
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Just tell me about the Dragon Balls." He was just a tad bit impatient. A tad bit too much for her liking.
"Oh... Right..." She giggled lowly and jumped up then ran in the opposite direction, only to slam into a very hard figure. Falling backwards she hit the ground.
"ACH! Watch..." She took a momentary glance at the person who was standing in front of her.
"Wait a sec... Weren't you just over there?" Vegeta growled and grabbed her by the collar of her shirt and lifted her up into the air. She gasped. This guy was stronger than Goku. ::Great, now I have someone else that wants to use MY Dragon Balls... Well I am smart. I'll just use him the same way I'm using Goku. I'll have two bodyguards.:: She giggled.
"Can you please put me down. I won't run again...I was just playing, Geez, I didn't know you were such a bad sport." She laughed. He frowned and released her, not too gently either. Bulma stood and rubbed her butt. "Learn to be a little bit more gentle." He let out a low growl that was loud enough to reach her ears.
"He he... Maybe not."
"Look, GIRL! Tell me about these wishes or I'll throw your ass off that cliff!"
"Umm..." She began to search for her bag that carried all her Dragon Balls, or the three that she had. ::Oh crap! I don't have it with me!:: It must have fallen down the cliff when this guy got me out... She gasped when she realized it.
"OH NO! THIS IS NOT GOOD!"
Vegeta jumped away from her when she began to scream like some type of fool. "Will you shut up." Bulma stopped and glared at him. "You! SHUT UP! You don't know what this means, well let me fill you in... MY DRAGON BALLS ARE GONE! ALL THREE OF THEM! IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO FIND THEM!" Vegeta took a few steps away from her. He was beginning to think that he should have let her fall off that cliff. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS WORSE! I HAD TO SHOW AN OLD PERVERT MY PANTIES TO GET ONE OF THEM, AND LATER I FOUND OUT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ON! DO YOU KNOW HOW I..." Bulma suddenly stopped screaming and looked down at what her feet had just hit. It was her bag with her Dragon Balls. She giggled. "Oh look! Here they are!" Vegeta just blinked.
'She changed moods quickly,' he thought to himself. He watched as she pulled out a shiny Ball with one star in it. She shoved it in his face.
"This is a Dragon Ball." Vegeta blinked but he kept his face calm. She was an alien after all. No one ever said that earthlings were straight in the head.
"Let me get this straight. THAT, thing will grant wishes." Bulma smiled and put it back into her pouch.
"No... Only if you have all seven of them... I don't have all seven yet. Well...nice meeting you, GOOD BYE!" She turned to run again but Vegeta grabbed her wrist.
"You're not going anywhere."
Bulma sighed. "Okay! You can come with me and make your wish! How does that sound." He let go. Bulma rubbed her wrist where a small bruise was appearing. "Jerk." She mumbled.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
"Nah... Follow me."
~*~
"I could of sworn that it was this way!"
"Girl..." Vegeta started.
"MY NAME IS BULMA!" Vegeta frowned. While walking he was trying to figure out why he was actually following her and why he actually believed that those *Dragon Balls* would grant wishes. He was so desperate to be the strongest that he was following a girl that said "There are Seven Magic Ball that will grant wishes" 'I have been on that lizard's ship for too many years.'
"What's your name?"
Vegeta blinked. "What?"
"You heard me, what is your name?"
Vegeta smirked. "My name is Prince Vegeta of the Sayian-jin."
Bulma blinked Once... Twice... Then began to laugh. "Sayian-jin. What is that suppose to be?!" Vegeta gripped his fist to his side.
Bulma coughed. "Umm... oops... Gomen, hehe."
Vegeta crossed his arms. "Weakling," he hissed.
"BULMA!" She gasped and turned around just in time to see Oolong and Goku running up to them. She only glared. "Bulma are you okay!" Goku said quickly.
Bulma turned her head.
"No thanks to you! What took you so long! I would have been dead if he hadn't of help me!" She said while pointing over to a surprised looking Vegeta. "Umm...Vegeta."
"You have a tail, and you look like Bardock! You're that third class Saiyan that was sent to Earth! You're Kakkrot."
Everyone blinked.
"Vegeta are you okay?" Bulma asked.
"Why haven't you destroyed the planet?"
Goku frowned.
"Bulma sure does know how to find the crazy ones," Oolong whispered to Goku.
"I'm sorry, but I don't know what you are talking about," Goku stopped and looked at his waist in surprise. "You have a tail like me!" Goku screamed. Bulma gasped and she too looked at Vegeta's waist. She hadn't even noticed that.
"You do have a tail like Goku!" She reached out to touch it but Vegeta hissed and jerked away. She frowned and crossed her arms.
"First of all Kakkrot. Tell me why you haven't destroy this planet and WHY are these weakling calling you by that name," he growled out. Bulma took that as an opportunity and moved her hand toward his tail petting it gently. While making a note to herself on how soft it happened to be. That didn't last long, he spun around and glared a murdersome look at her.
"If you ever do that again I will kill you on the spot."
Bulma frowned. "Well aren't you polite. I just wanted to see if it was real..."
"DO YOU THINK THAT I CARE!" He then turned back to Goku. "Now tell me!"
Bulma had moved away from him and back to Oolong who was now hiding behind Goku. They were arguing. Goku kept saying that he didn't know what a Saiyan was while Vegeta kept on saying are you some type of idiot. Bulma reached for her Capsule holder and pulled out a number 8, then tossed it on the ground. It exploded and all the commotion stopped and everyone turned and looked at Bulma as she went to the door of a Capsule house.
"I hope you don't mind but I'm not going to stand out here and listen to you two fuss. I'm going to eat and take a nap. Ta Ta," she said then shut the door.
"Hey wait for me!" Oolong screamed and ran to the door and proceeded to beat on it. Goku sighed and walked to the door, Vegeta just stood there... Blinking.
"What the hell!"
~*~