Title: Dragon Ball (The Real Saga)
Rated: Pg-13
Warnings: None :P
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A young black-haired girl ran through the forest. An orange ball hung from her necklace. Everything was working out just right. All she had to say to them was, "I'm just going on a walk in the garden." She snickered. "I am so smart," she thought to herself. She stopped when she came across two paths. There weren't supposed to be TWO!
"Okay... which way do I go?" She should have brought the map; it had been right there on her table. After standing there for another two minutes she decided to go left. Yes, left seemed like the right way to go.
~*~
Bulma frowned as she peeked around her room. She knew she wasn't safe. That perverted pig would try to look at her again. Just like the last time. She frowned when she heard a giggle and a muffled snort. Bulma walked to her closet and threw open the door while almost ripping the nails out of place. She looked down to see a pale little pig looking up at her with a twisted smile.
"H-Hi Bulma... W-What b-brings you h-here." Oolong could see her cheeks turning colors. She let out a loud scream, but not before grabbing him by the leg and throwing him out the window. After taking a few deep breaths she walked out of her room and shut the door behind her.
She took a sip of her coffee and set it back on the table. "Dumb pig." She took a look at her watch. It was only five in the morning. She should still be asleep. But after the trouble she had just went through she didn't feel like sleeping anymore. "I wonder where that guy is?" Standing up she walked to the window looked out only to see Vegeta sitting out by a nearby tree with his eyes close. She was hoping he had left. A little smirk appeared on her face.
"If I can't sleep I can always bug someone else."
~*~
Bulma settled next to Vegeta who opened one eye and looked at her oddly. "Hi!"
He rose an eyebrow. "What do you want?" he hissed and moved away form her. Bulma giggled.
"Oh nothing much. Just saw you sitting out here all alone. Thought I could come and keep you company..." She trailed off and looked into Vegeta's face. He had a frown on it.
"I do not require your company!"
"Besides..." Bulma continued like he hadn't said a word. "I have to thank you for helping me. Oh and how did you fly like that?"
"Will you go away. You are disturbing my peace, you annoying wo--"
Bulma laughed. "I know! That's why my Mom and Dad were so happy when I told them I was going on a long trip. And to answer your question, I will not go away until you answer MY question." She sat there waiting for him to speak, but he just closed his eyes. Bulma frowned.
"Have it your way."
"Come on Vegeta... You know you want to talk to me. I'm too beautiful to ignore."
Silence...
"Veggie-chan... Please talk to me..."
He released a low growl. At least she was getting somewhere. "Please..." She sat down and crossed her arms. He hadn't even opened his eyes. After about four minutes of silence Bulma noticed that he was wearing this strange device on his eye. All her attention was diverted to the little toy on his ear.
"Hey Vegeta, what's that?" she asked while pointing at it.
No answer.
"Veggie-chan..." Suddenly Vegeta's eyes flew open.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" he screamed. Bulma jumped back a little.
"Ha ha I finally got you to say something!" Bulma exclaimed. "I was wondering can I see that thing?"
Vegeta frowned and stared at her. "Go away."
Bulma frowned. "Okay, back to the old subject, can you tell me how you flew like that and can you do anything else," she continued. A smirk appeared on Vegeta's face. He turned around and looked at her. Bulma swallowed nervously and drew away. She liked it better when he wasn't paying any attention to her.
"You want to know what else I can do?" he asked calmly. Bulma slowly nodded and watched as a small blue ki blast formed in his hand. He then aimed it at a nearby mountain and let it go. In a matter of seconds the mountain was completely destroyed and so was any lifeform that happened to be over there at the time. Bulma's eyes were as round as saucers as she stared at him. He gave her a smirk and formed another one.
"Now, if you don't leave me alone I will do the same to you. Got it?" She nodded. "Good... NOW GO AWAY!" Bulma leaped up in a matter of seconds, ran to her Dino house, and slammed the door.
"Stupid girl," he muttered.
~*~
"Look Vegeta it's just a boat... It won't kill you," Bulma said while sitting on the front seat. Vegeta frowned.
"I know that you idiot! But what I really want to know is how you got that out of that thing." Bulma rose an eyebrow, Oolong snorted back a laugh while Goku... Well he just sat there with a bored look on his face.
"I will explain it later now get in!" she screamed. He was sick of her ordering him around. He wasn't getting in that thing.
"Are you telling me what to do girl? You don't want to end up like that rock I blasted last night do you?" he said, pleased with the fear that crossed her face. Bulma blinked and swallowed. She then frowned.
"What am I acting frighten for, Goku's here."
"Oh well... I guess you don't want one of your wishes then." She let out a sigh. "Oh well." She turned the engine on and sat back.
"Bye." She pushed the accelerator and prepared to take off when Vegeta grabbed the edge of her boat and yanked it back. Her head jerked forward and so did Goku's and Oolong's. Goku frowned and came out of his daydream.
"Hey! What did you do that for!?" he asked with a pout. Vegeta ignored him while Oolong kept his mouth shut.
"I am still coming. Don't get your hopes up. I'll just follow. There is no way I'm riding in that... thing, I am a prince." There was a moment of silence. Bulma laughed.
"I doubt you could keep up with this!"
"Can we go? I'm hungry and this is annoying!" Goku shouted from the boat.
"Why do I have to come ? I don't want to be here!" Oolong suddenly screamed.
"Bye Veggie!" Bulma screamed before taking off. Vegeta just stood there with a smirk on his face.
"The stupid girl forgot I could fly."
~*~
"Yes. This makes my job easier. I only have to deal with one psycho tail boy, and at least this one doesn't throw those blast things... Although I just lost a pretty cute guy. Oh well. I'll have my wish."
"Hum... Ah the air is great." Bulma giggled and pulled out her Dragon Ball Rader. "Well, guys it looks like the next ball is... At a place called Mount Frying Pan... And the one after that is... Moving?" She frowned. "And according to this, it's moving pretty fast. Just great, well at least it's close to the one on this Frying Pan place, looks like it will be our first stop." She wasn't aware that she had been talking to herself the whole time. Goku and Oolong were too busy looking up in the air, at something strange...
"Goku, do you see that?" Oolong asked.
"Yep. I wonder how he's doing that without a Nimbus."
"I don't know."
"Hey guys isn't this great? I mean *I* got rid of that jerk and we almost have all the Dragon Balls."
"Yey... whatever," Oolong muttered.
"What do you mean WHATEVER!" Bulma screamed. She almost hit a rock in the process. She turned the wheel just in time barely missing it and the boat nearly tipping over. She got control over the boat and continued down the path, while taking several deep breaths.
"MAN BULMA! KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" Oolong screamed. Goku was still in a daze as he looked on into the air. He just had to learn how to do that.
"SHUT UP PIG!"
"I swear when we get out he will pay!" she thought to herself. She couldn't do the *trick* in the car. It would smell too bad.
~*~
Bulma coughed a few times as she looked forward. "How? You were... I LEFT YOU!" she screamed. Vegeta just gave her a smirk.
"You didn't see it Bulma?" Goku asked. "HE FLEW HERE!" There was silence as Bulma let her memory replay. "Damn! I forgot he could fly! I can't believe I forgot that!"
"That proves how weak you all are." He glanced at Goku. "And how weak you really are Kakkrot." Oolong giggled and took this as his time to get away.
"Will you stop calling me that name!" Goku said.
"IT IS YOUR NAME YOU BRAINLESS IDIOT!" Vegeta screamed. Bulma stood there scratching her head. She then looked around.
"Guys, Oolong's gone!" Neither of the men paid her any attention. "Guys... GUYS!!!"
Silence...
"Good, now that I got your attention. OOLONG IS GONE!"
Goku looked around. "Oh.. Wow... He is."
"So," was what Vegeta said. "I don't care about that pig. I want my wish!" Bulma let out a growl causing Vegeta to raise an eyebrow.
"Goku go get him now!"
"Well, okay. If that's what you want."
"FLYING NIMBUS!" he screamed. A yellow cloud magically appeared in front of Goku and he hopped on and flew off. Vegeta blinked and glanced at Bulma who was tapping her feet on the ground. She then looked at him and moved some steps away. Vegeta frowned and turned his head. This was annoying. "Why am I here? Why do I believe this crap? I should be doing my mission." He then heard a small rattle in the bushes. He looked over and saw the pig pull his tail down. "These people are real fools if they couldn't find him."
"So... umm... Why do you have a tail like Goku...and why can you fly?" Bulma asked nervously. She for some reason had the desire to at least make peace. Vegeta frowned.
"Why are you such an annoying bitch." Bulma's eyes widen and her face turned about three shades of red. Luckily Goku landed and hopped off Nimbus.
"Bulma I couldn't find him... Why is your face so red? Are you okay... SAY SOMETHING PLEASE!" he screamed when he saw her face turning a few shades of blue. It looked like she was holding her breath. Bulma blinked and let out a breath of air. She giggled after her color came back, a fake giggle of course.
"Oh...I'm fine...Perfect. *giggle* Couldn't be better." She glanced at Vegeta. Evil thoughts ran through her mind. "Did you find Oolong?" she forced herself to say. All she really wanted to do was rip that guy's throat out without getting blown up.
"No... Sorry." Bulma frowned. Now she really wanted to scream. But that was okay. She knew something that would get him in. A smirk appeared on her face. All she had to do was get him to drink it...
"No one calls me names."
~*~
"Finally. The princess is out of the evil forest... And has come into a big... big place." She giggled and pushed her black hair back, then straighten up her helmet and yawned a little.
"Let's see, I have to get to my Papa... Mount Frying Pan would be... Left... No... Right... umm... Great... JUST GREAT!" She sighed.
"You would think that a burning mountain would be easy to find but no... I, Princess Chichi shouldn't have to go through things like this. I swear... I might as well camp out here." She looked around. There was a cave. Hopefully it wouldn't be occupied. Picking up her bag of berries she walked into the cave.
"Hum... Perfect. All it needs is a woman's touch and boom, but first things first." Chichi pulled out a long staff, that was probably the size of her, out from its sheath.
"Time to train!"
~*~
Bulma looked down at Oolong with a smirk. "That is what happens to little pigs when they run away, now... DON'T EVER TRY IT AGAIN!" Goku laughed, while Vegeta frowned in disgust. He made a mental note to never take any type of food from her.
"Now back to business." Bulma laughed and pulled out her Dragon Rader, checking to see where the moving Dragon Ball was. An eyebrow rosed as she stared at the screen. It was about six miles off in the other direction.
"That's odd... Eh... Someone must have it. It was just close to Mount Frying Pan. Whoever has it must be a fast runner. Maybe it's an animal... Umm..."
"Bulma? Where's the next Dragon Ball," Goku's voice ran through her thoughts. She blinked and swallowed wondering what their reactions would be when they found out that one of them was all the way back six miles. (Cts: If you are wondering how that happened it's because Chichi went left... instead of right. Remember. Left took her all the way back : ) Silly Chichi)
"Well... umm... One Dragon ball is about six miles back... *cough*."
"SIX MILES!" Goku screamed. "How did that happen?" he asked.
"Don't know. I think an animal has it," Bulma replied.
"Well, where is the next one?"
"On a place called Mount Frying Pan... Wonder what that is." It was now Oolong's chance to talk or scream.
"WE CAN'T GO THERE. THE OX KING LIVES THERE! EVIL OX KING! THE MONSTER OX KING, PLUS THE MOUNTAIN BURNS!" Vegeta let out a growl and glared at him. The damn pig was almost louder than the girl.
"What is an Ox King?" he hissed.
"Yea, what's that?" Bulma asked. The little pig began to sweat.
"I-It a monster. He's stronger than anything on this planet!"
"Oh really? I'd like to see this guy," Vegeta laughed.
"Ahem... ANYWAY, I think we should go with one thing at a time. We all know that mountains don't burn, and we do know that we need someone to get the other Dragon... Ball..." A smirk appeared on her face.
"Vegeta! How about you go and--"
"No," Vegeta said quickly.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO!" she screamed. She just wanted to get rid of the guy for at least ten minutes. Just ten... or more.
"I mean no."
"Why? It'll be quick. You fly. Or are you scared..." she taunted.
"I said no because you have the Dragon Balls."
"Uggh!"
"I'll go," Goku's voice came through. "I fly too, remember Bulma? I can't believe you forgot."
"I didn't forget, you dirty little..." She took a few deep breaths. "Yes, Goku... That would be a great idea." She forced a smile. "There goes my moment of peace."
"Right!" He gave a cute laugh. (Cts: You know that little laugh he gives in the Dragon Ball series. He is so adorable.)
"I'll go too!" Oolong chirped.
"NO! You are not leaving me with..." She glanced at Vegeta who was glaring at her. "That." She changed her voice into a whisper. Oolong let out a snort in protest. "Do you remember the *Magic Word*," she hissed.
"FINE!" He snorted and let out a growl.
"Well I'll be right back, FLYING NIMBUS!" Once again a magical cloud came out of nowhere and picked him up. He waved and said 'see you in a little bit' then disappeared. "Let's go." Vegeta's voice broke through the few seconds of silence.
"Wha... We can't go! We have to wait for Goku to get back first, and I don't have my capsules!" Bulma said, taking a few steps back and positioning herself behind Oolong. "Like he can help me, he's practically turning blue himself!"
"I said we go! I want my wish! I'm sick and tired of waiting. If he's truly a Saiyan he will be able to find us."
Bulma bit her lower lip. "This guy is insane. He keeps talking about this Saiyan crap and then he wants to go! How does a beautiful genius like me, get out of this." She looked down at Oolong. "Don't look at me, I'm just as scared as you!"
"Great... Wait..." She laughed a devilish little laugh, causing both of them to look up at her. "Guess what, Veggie, I. Have. The. Dragon Balls. You. Don't." She let out a laugh. "So you know what that means. If I don't go you don't go, and I DON'T WANNA GO!"
Silence.
A small burst of wind came by both of them.
"Umm...Bulma," Oolong whispered.
"What," she said in an annoyed tone.
"Your Dragon Balls... They're... Umm... Gone." Bulma blinked and looked down only to find...nothing! Looking back at Vegeta she discovered that he was tossing the pouch up and down in the air.
"HOW!?"
~*~
"Do you see anybody down there Nimbus?" Goku asked, looking down at the ground below. The cloud of course didn't answer. "Bulma said that it would be six miles... Oh... I don't even know how far six miles is." He let out a pout. Luckily he happened to hear a loud scream and what sounded like... fighting?
"Hey Nimbus. Take me to the noise. That might be the Dragon Ball."
~*~
A princess shouldn't have to go through things like this she told herself again. Chichi raised her staff into the air only to have the large T- Rex knock it out of her hands. She hissed. This wasn't right she really didn't want to be eaten.
"Great! I already used my blade on this dumb thing and I only cut off his tail! How could I have such a bad aim." The T- Rex looked down at her with its crossed eyes and snorted then proceeded to let out a loud roar. "Go away! This is my cave now! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BACK!" He roared and charged at her.
"Hum, have it your way. I guess I'll use my special attack." She pulled both hand behind her and screamed.
"Amo-zo... FLAMES!" A burst of flames surrounded her and then sped towards the unlucky T- Rex, who didn't have the good sense to run, cooking him on the spot. There was a loud crash as the dead animal hit the ground. (Cts: Yes. I gave Chichi a lovely attack J ) She then took this time to look over her work. "Eww..." She took a few steps back only to bump into another figure.
"AH! Amo-zo..."
"WAIT!" the boy screamed. Chichi blinked and looked at the boy who had somehow gotten behind her.
"Who are you and... Why do you have a tail," she asked, watching the tail sway back and forth.
"Umm... My name is Son Goku. What's yours?" he asked. She blinked. Her question about the tail had gone unanswered but oh well.
"I'm..." she coughed and put on a princess-like voice, "I am Princess Chichi of the Amazons. I'm on a quest to find my father, the Ox King."
"What... Why are you talking like that?" he asked, tilting his head.
"What? You don't like how I sound?" she asked.
"Na... Uggh. No... Are you a girl?"
"WHAT! OF COURSE I'M A GIRL! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE!" she screamed.
"Oh..." She watched as he looked at her chest... {Okay... This boy is kinda weird... Cute... but weird.}
"Excuse ME!" Goku snapped out of his trance and looked at her with wide eyes. "Sorry. I was just looking at that Dragon Ball. Can I have it?"
She looked down and frowned. "This?" she asked pointing at the orange ball at her neck. He nodded his head. Chichi turned her nose into the air. "I don't know... This is priceless. Passed down from generation after generation." She smiled. "Why do you want it any way. It doesn't do anything except sit around."
"Oh. Me and my friends are looking for all seven Dragon Balls. We're going to make some wishes. I think wishes," Goku said, his tail continued to wag.
"Wish! Wow... How many?" Her voice showed interest.
"A lot I think. Bulma said something about it granting more than one wish cause we have some other guy who wants to make a wish too. I think he wants to wish to be a happy man." Goku looked thoughtful for a moment. (Cts: Bulma's got herself into a big hole...)
"Oh. My Papa had one too. I think he still has it." She played with the Dragon Ball on her neck, twirling the chain around her fingers.
"Papa? Didn't you say your Papa's name was Ox King?"
Her eyes seemed to light up. "Yes. I did! Do you know him?"
"No, but we were on our way to find him."
"Oh please can I come! You don't know how long I've been trying to get home," she begged. "And to make it worse I think I went the wrong way!"
Goku chuckled. "Yea. You went the wrong way but you can come with me."
"Thank you! As a token of my appreciation you can have my Dragon Ball. I don't like it that much anyway. I just took it to make the other Amazons mad." Goku nodded looking behind her at the dead animal, licking his lips.
"Okay... but before we leave can we eat first?" he asked grinning at the look she was giving him.
"Eat... What?" He pointed behind her and she turned her head to see that crispy T-Rex. "EWW!"
"NO! I WOULD NEVER EAT THAT!"
Goku sniffed a little. "But can I, I need food to survive... Food..."
Chichi frowned in disgust. "I...guess...you can..." In a blink of an eye he was on the dead animal. "Oh my God... EWW!"
~*~
First the girl had whined about how she was *dying* and then she fell asleep. Then this guy and a cat... A talking cat showed up out of nowhere saying give me your capsules or die? Vegeta snorted. If these were the warriors of the planet they were to be laughed at.
"Okay short stuff." He laughed loudly. "I am Yamcha!"
"I'm Puar!" the cat screamed.
"Now you heard me the first time. Give me your capsules," he yelled pulling his sword from his sheath. Vegeta held back his laughter. His scouter didn't work but he knew for a fact that this guy's ki was nowhere near his.
"I know YOU!" Oolong screamed at Puar. The cat looked over at the pig and hissed.
"YOU! You're that mean guy who picked on me at transforming school!" Puar screeched, causing Vegeta to cover his ears.
"Well. I guess we will have to make him pay for what he did, and his little friend will pay just as well. Now," he said directing his attention to the very annoyed Saiyan prince. "Give me your capsules and I will go easy on you."
"Well *friend* I don't have these capsules, but if you would like to make me pay I'm up for the challenge," he said, a smirk went across his face. He would finally get to kill something even if this wasn't worth his time. Oolong had hid behind the sleeping Bulma who had gone unnoticed and that was a surprise itself since she was snoring very loudly.
"Okay have it your way," Yamcha laughed. Yamcha ran at him with his left fist. Puar cheered from behind. He was just about to hit him when he completely disappeared.
"Wha..." He turned around and looked behind him when he heard Vegeta laughing. "How did you move so fast," Yamcha screamed. "I didn't even see you!"
Vegeta snickered. "You're hopeless." He laughed. Puar flew to his master leg.
"Yamcha, Yamcha!" she screamed. "You'll have to use your most powerful attack. NO one can dodge that!" she exclaimed moving away from his leg.
"You're right!" He laughed. "Now beware! You're about to face your worse nightmare." (Cts: They sound like some type of people from a superman comic, Yamcha and Puar. LOL) Vegeta rose an eyebrow.
"Believe me. I've had nightmares worse than you'd ever dream of."
"Oh... Believe me this will be your worse one yet!" He bent down into an odd pose putting his hand in front of him. "Wolf... Fang..."
"Umm... *yawn* What's all that noise. I was trying to sleep. I need my rest," Bulma mumbled while pushing Oolong out of the way. Yamcha stopped and looked over at Bulma.
Silence.
"Uggh..." He blinked. "AHHH!" He grabbed Puar by the tail, hopped onto his bike, and drove off. Vegeta's mouth dropped open.
"What... Did I miss?"
"OH MY KAMI! WHO WAS THAT!" Bulma screamed and ran up next to Vegeta knocking him out the way. "He was so CUTE! Did someone get his number. PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GOT HIS NUMBER!" Vegeta let out a growl.
"WHAT, are you talking about!" Vegeta hissed. Bulma glared.
"Did you get his name, number, anything?" she demanded. He took a step back.
"His name was Yamcha," Oolong spoke up. "And..."
"YAMCHA! What a great name!" she said in a dreamy voice, and placing her hands on her face.
"WILL YOU SHUT-UP ABOUT HIM!" Vegeta screamed. Bulma stopped her daydreams and looked at Vegeta in surprise. Oolong did the same. "I was going to kill him. That is until he cowardly ran away," he stated. They both were still silent as they looked at him. "Let's go..." he mumbled and turned around walking straight ahead. Bulma looked down at Oolong and a smile crept onto her face.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say he liked me." She began to giggle uncontrollably. "Nah... Wait a sec. COME BACK HERE! WE HAVE TO WAIT! Humph, I'm not going. I'm waiting for Goku." She frowned and stood there, tapping her feet until she remembered that he had her Dragon Balls...
"OH NO! Oolong we have to catch up with him. COME ON!" Grabbing the poor pig by the tail she took off running.
~*~
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A young black-haired girl ran through the forest. An orange ball hung from her necklace. Everything was working out just right. All she had to say to them was, "I'm just going on a walk in the garden." She snickered. "I am so smart," she thought to herself. She stopped when she came across two paths. There weren't supposed to be TWO!
"Okay... which way do I go?" She should have brought the map; it had been right there on her table. After standing there for another two minutes she decided to go left. Yes, left seemed like the right way to go.
~*~
Bulma frowned as she peeked around her room. She knew she wasn't safe. That perverted pig would try to look at her again. Just like the last time. She frowned when she heard a giggle and a muffled snort. Bulma walked to her closet and threw open the door while almost ripping the nails out of place. She looked down to see a pale little pig looking up at her with a twisted smile.
"H-Hi Bulma... W-What b-brings you h-here." Oolong could see her cheeks turning colors. She let out a loud scream, but not before grabbing him by the leg and throwing him out the window. After taking a few deep breaths she walked out of her room and shut the door behind her.
She took a sip of her coffee and set it back on the table. "Dumb pig." She took a look at her watch. It was only five in the morning. She should still be asleep. But after the trouble she had just went through she didn't feel like sleeping anymore. "I wonder where that guy is?" Standing up she walked to the window looked out only to see Vegeta sitting out by a nearby tree with his eyes close. She was hoping he had left. A little smirk appeared on her face.
"If I can't sleep I can always bug someone else."
~*~
Bulma settled next to Vegeta who opened one eye and looked at her oddly. "Hi!"
He rose an eyebrow. "What do you want?" he hissed and moved away form her. Bulma giggled.
"Oh nothing much. Just saw you sitting out here all alone. Thought I could come and keep you company..." She trailed off and looked into Vegeta's face. He had a frown on it.
"I do not require your company!"
"Besides..." Bulma continued like he hadn't said a word. "I have to thank you for helping me. Oh and how did you fly like that?"
"Will you go away. You are disturbing my peace, you annoying wo--"
Bulma laughed. "I know! That's why my Mom and Dad were so happy when I told them I was going on a long trip. And to answer your question, I will not go away until you answer MY question." She sat there waiting for him to speak, but he just closed his eyes. Bulma frowned.
"Have it your way."
"Come on Vegeta... You know you want to talk to me. I'm too beautiful to ignore."
Silence...
"Veggie-chan... Please talk to me..."
He released a low growl. At least she was getting somewhere. "Please..." She sat down and crossed her arms. He hadn't even opened his eyes. After about four minutes of silence Bulma noticed that he was wearing this strange device on his eye. All her attention was diverted to the little toy on his ear.
"Hey Vegeta, what's that?" she asked while pointing at it.
No answer.
"Veggie-chan..." Suddenly Vegeta's eyes flew open.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" he screamed. Bulma jumped back a little.
"Ha ha I finally got you to say something!" Bulma exclaimed. "I was wondering can I see that thing?"
Vegeta frowned and stared at her. "Go away."
Bulma frowned. "Okay, back to the old subject, can you tell me how you flew like that and can you do anything else," she continued. A smirk appeared on Vegeta's face. He turned around and looked at her. Bulma swallowed nervously and drew away. She liked it better when he wasn't paying any attention to her.
"You want to know what else I can do?" he asked calmly. Bulma slowly nodded and watched as a small blue ki blast formed in his hand. He then aimed it at a nearby mountain and let it go. In a matter of seconds the mountain was completely destroyed and so was any lifeform that happened to be over there at the time. Bulma's eyes were as round as saucers as she stared at him. He gave her a smirk and formed another one.
"Now, if you don't leave me alone I will do the same to you. Got it?" She nodded. "Good... NOW GO AWAY!" Bulma leaped up in a matter of seconds, ran to her Dino house, and slammed the door.
"Stupid girl," he muttered.
~*~
"Look Vegeta it's just a boat... It won't kill you," Bulma said while sitting on the front seat. Vegeta frowned.
"I know that you idiot! But what I really want to know is how you got that out of that thing." Bulma rose an eyebrow, Oolong snorted back a laugh while Goku... Well he just sat there with a bored look on his face.
"I will explain it later now get in!" she screamed. He was sick of her ordering him around. He wasn't getting in that thing.
"Are you telling me what to do girl? You don't want to end up like that rock I blasted last night do you?" he said, pleased with the fear that crossed her face. Bulma blinked and swallowed. She then frowned.
"What am I acting frighten for, Goku's here."
"Oh well... I guess you don't want one of your wishes then." She let out a sigh. "Oh well." She turned the engine on and sat back.
"Bye." She pushed the accelerator and prepared to take off when Vegeta grabbed the edge of her boat and yanked it back. Her head jerked forward and so did Goku's and Oolong's. Goku frowned and came out of his daydream.
"Hey! What did you do that for!?" he asked with a pout. Vegeta ignored him while Oolong kept his mouth shut.
"I am still coming. Don't get your hopes up. I'll just follow. There is no way I'm riding in that... thing, I am a prince." There was a moment of silence. Bulma laughed.
"I doubt you could keep up with this!"
"Can we go? I'm hungry and this is annoying!" Goku shouted from the boat.
"Why do I have to come ? I don't want to be here!" Oolong suddenly screamed.
"Bye Veggie!" Bulma screamed before taking off. Vegeta just stood there with a smirk on his face.
"The stupid girl forgot I could fly."
~*~
"Yes. This makes my job easier. I only have to deal with one psycho tail boy, and at least this one doesn't throw those blast things... Although I just lost a pretty cute guy. Oh well. I'll have my wish."
"Hum... Ah the air is great." Bulma giggled and pulled out her Dragon Ball Rader. "Well, guys it looks like the next ball is... At a place called Mount Frying Pan... And the one after that is... Moving?" She frowned. "And according to this, it's moving pretty fast. Just great, well at least it's close to the one on this Frying Pan place, looks like it will be our first stop." She wasn't aware that she had been talking to herself the whole time. Goku and Oolong were too busy looking up in the air, at something strange...
"Goku, do you see that?" Oolong asked.
"Yep. I wonder how he's doing that without a Nimbus."
"I don't know."
"Hey guys isn't this great? I mean *I* got rid of that jerk and we almost have all the Dragon Balls."
"Yey... whatever," Oolong muttered.
"What do you mean WHATEVER!" Bulma screamed. She almost hit a rock in the process. She turned the wheel just in time barely missing it and the boat nearly tipping over. She got control over the boat and continued down the path, while taking several deep breaths.
"MAN BULMA! KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" Oolong screamed. Goku was still in a daze as he looked on into the air. He just had to learn how to do that.
"SHUT UP PIG!"
"I swear when we get out he will pay!" she thought to herself. She couldn't do the *trick* in the car. It would smell too bad.
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Bulma coughed a few times as she looked forward. "How? You were... I LEFT YOU!" she screamed. Vegeta just gave her a smirk.
"You didn't see it Bulma?" Goku asked. "HE FLEW HERE!" There was silence as Bulma let her memory replay. "Damn! I forgot he could fly! I can't believe I forgot that!"
"That proves how weak you all are." He glanced at Goku. "And how weak you really are Kakkrot." Oolong giggled and took this as his time to get away.
"Will you stop calling me that name!" Goku said.
"IT IS YOUR NAME YOU BRAINLESS IDIOT!" Vegeta screamed. Bulma stood there scratching her head. She then looked around.
"Guys, Oolong's gone!" Neither of the men paid her any attention. "Guys... GUYS!!!"
Silence...
"Good, now that I got your attention. OOLONG IS GONE!"
Goku looked around. "Oh.. Wow... He is."
"So," was what Vegeta said. "I don't care about that pig. I want my wish!" Bulma let out a growl causing Vegeta to raise an eyebrow.
"Goku go get him now!"
"Well, okay. If that's what you want."
"FLYING NIMBUS!" he screamed. A yellow cloud magically appeared in front of Goku and he hopped on and flew off. Vegeta blinked and glanced at Bulma who was tapping her feet on the ground. She then looked at him and moved some steps away. Vegeta frowned and turned his head. This was annoying. "Why am I here? Why do I believe this crap? I should be doing my mission." He then heard a small rattle in the bushes. He looked over and saw the pig pull his tail down. "These people are real fools if they couldn't find him."
"So... umm... Why do you have a tail like Goku...and why can you fly?" Bulma asked nervously. She for some reason had the desire to at least make peace. Vegeta frowned.
"Why are you such an annoying bitch." Bulma's eyes widen and her face turned about three shades of red. Luckily Goku landed and hopped off Nimbus.
"Bulma I couldn't find him... Why is your face so red? Are you okay... SAY SOMETHING PLEASE!" he screamed when he saw her face turning a few shades of blue. It looked like she was holding her breath. Bulma blinked and let out a breath of air. She giggled after her color came back, a fake giggle of course.
"Oh...I'm fine...Perfect. *giggle* Couldn't be better." She glanced at Vegeta. Evil thoughts ran through her mind. "Did you find Oolong?" she forced herself to say. All she really wanted to do was rip that guy's throat out without getting blown up.
"No... Sorry." Bulma frowned. Now she really wanted to scream. But that was okay. She knew something that would get him in. A smirk appeared on her face. All she had to do was get him to drink it...
"No one calls me names."
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"Finally. The princess is out of the evil forest... And has come into a big... big place." She giggled and pushed her black hair back, then straighten up her helmet and yawned a little.
"Let's see, I have to get to my Papa... Mount Frying Pan would be... Left... No... Right... umm... Great... JUST GREAT!" She sighed.
"You would think that a burning mountain would be easy to find but no... I, Princess Chichi shouldn't have to go through things like this. I swear... I might as well camp out here." She looked around. There was a cave. Hopefully it wouldn't be occupied. Picking up her bag of berries she walked into the cave.
"Hum... Perfect. All it needs is a woman's touch and boom, but first things first." Chichi pulled out a long staff, that was probably the size of her, out from its sheath.
"Time to train!"
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Bulma looked down at Oolong with a smirk. "That is what happens to little pigs when they run away, now... DON'T EVER TRY IT AGAIN!" Goku laughed, while Vegeta frowned in disgust. He made a mental note to never take any type of food from her.
"Now back to business." Bulma laughed and pulled out her Dragon Rader, checking to see where the moving Dragon Ball was. An eyebrow rosed as she stared at the screen. It was about six miles off in the other direction.
"That's odd... Eh... Someone must have it. It was just close to Mount Frying Pan. Whoever has it must be a fast runner. Maybe it's an animal... Umm..."
"Bulma? Where's the next Dragon Ball," Goku's voice ran through her thoughts. She blinked and swallowed wondering what their reactions would be when they found out that one of them was all the way back six miles. (Cts: If you are wondering how that happened it's because Chichi went left... instead of right. Remember. Left took her all the way back : ) Silly Chichi)
"Well... umm... One Dragon ball is about six miles back... *cough*."
"SIX MILES!" Goku screamed. "How did that happen?" he asked.
"Don't know. I think an animal has it," Bulma replied.
"Well, where is the next one?"
"On a place called Mount Frying Pan... Wonder what that is." It was now Oolong's chance to talk or scream.
"WE CAN'T GO THERE. THE OX KING LIVES THERE! EVIL OX KING! THE MONSTER OX KING, PLUS THE MOUNTAIN BURNS!" Vegeta let out a growl and glared at him. The damn pig was almost louder than the girl.
"What is an Ox King?" he hissed.
"Yea, what's that?" Bulma asked. The little pig began to sweat.
"I-It a monster. He's stronger than anything on this planet!"
"Oh really? I'd like to see this guy," Vegeta laughed.
"Ahem... ANYWAY, I think we should go with one thing at a time. We all know that mountains don't burn, and we do know that we need someone to get the other Dragon... Ball..." A smirk appeared on her face.
"Vegeta! How about you go and--"
"No," Vegeta said quickly.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO!" she screamed. She just wanted to get rid of the guy for at least ten minutes. Just ten... or more.
"I mean no."
"Why? It'll be quick. You fly. Or are you scared..." she taunted.
"I said no because you have the Dragon Balls."
"Uggh!"
"I'll go," Goku's voice came through. "I fly too, remember Bulma? I can't believe you forgot."
"I didn't forget, you dirty little..." She took a few deep breaths. "Yes, Goku... That would be a great idea." She forced a smile. "There goes my moment of peace."
"Right!" He gave a cute laugh. (Cts: You know that little laugh he gives in the Dragon Ball series. He is so adorable.)
"I'll go too!" Oolong chirped.
"NO! You are not leaving me with..." She glanced at Vegeta who was glaring at her. "That." She changed her voice into a whisper. Oolong let out a snort in protest. "Do you remember the *Magic Word*," she hissed.
"FINE!" He snorted and let out a growl.
"Well I'll be right back, FLYING NIMBUS!" Once again a magical cloud came out of nowhere and picked him up. He waved and said 'see you in a little bit' then disappeared. "Let's go." Vegeta's voice broke through the few seconds of silence.
"Wha... We can't go! We have to wait for Goku to get back first, and I don't have my capsules!" Bulma said, taking a few steps back and positioning herself behind Oolong. "Like he can help me, he's practically turning blue himself!"
"I said we go! I want my wish! I'm sick and tired of waiting. If he's truly a Saiyan he will be able to find us."
Bulma bit her lower lip. "This guy is insane. He keeps talking about this Saiyan crap and then he wants to go! How does a beautiful genius like me, get out of this." She looked down at Oolong. "Don't look at me, I'm just as scared as you!"
"Great... Wait..." She laughed a devilish little laugh, causing both of them to look up at her. "Guess what, Veggie, I. Have. The. Dragon Balls. You. Don't." She let out a laugh. "So you know what that means. If I don't go you don't go, and I DON'T WANNA GO!"
Silence.
A small burst of wind came by both of them.
"Umm...Bulma," Oolong whispered.
"What," she said in an annoyed tone.
"Your Dragon Balls... They're... Umm... Gone." Bulma blinked and looked down only to find...nothing! Looking back at Vegeta she discovered that he was tossing the pouch up and down in the air.
"HOW!?"
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"Do you see anybody down there Nimbus?" Goku asked, looking down at the ground below. The cloud of course didn't answer. "Bulma said that it would be six miles... Oh... I don't even know how far six miles is." He let out a pout. Luckily he happened to hear a loud scream and what sounded like... fighting?
"Hey Nimbus. Take me to the noise. That might be the Dragon Ball."
~*~
A princess shouldn't have to go through things like this she told herself again. Chichi raised her staff into the air only to have the large T- Rex knock it out of her hands. She hissed. This wasn't right she really didn't want to be eaten.
"Great! I already used my blade on this dumb thing and I only cut off his tail! How could I have such a bad aim." The T- Rex looked down at her with its crossed eyes and snorted then proceeded to let out a loud roar. "Go away! This is my cave now! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BACK!" He roared and charged at her.
"Hum, have it your way. I guess I'll use my special attack." She pulled both hand behind her and screamed.
"Amo-zo... FLAMES!" A burst of flames surrounded her and then sped towards the unlucky T- Rex, who didn't have the good sense to run, cooking him on the spot. There was a loud crash as the dead animal hit the ground. (Cts: Yes. I gave Chichi a lovely attack J ) She then took this time to look over her work. "Eww..." She took a few steps back only to bump into another figure.
"AH! Amo-zo..."
"WAIT!" the boy screamed. Chichi blinked and looked at the boy who had somehow gotten behind her.
"Who are you and... Why do you have a tail," she asked, watching the tail sway back and forth.
"Umm... My name is Son Goku. What's yours?" he asked. She blinked. Her question about the tail had gone unanswered but oh well.
"I'm..." she coughed and put on a princess-like voice, "I am Princess Chichi of the Amazons. I'm on a quest to find my father, the Ox King."
"What... Why are you talking like that?" he asked, tilting his head.
"What? You don't like how I sound?" she asked.
"Na... Uggh. No... Are you a girl?"
"WHAT! OF COURSE I'M A GIRL! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE!" she screamed.
"Oh..." She watched as he looked at her chest... {Okay... This boy is kinda weird... Cute... but weird.}
"Excuse ME!" Goku snapped out of his trance and looked at her with wide eyes. "Sorry. I was just looking at that Dragon Ball. Can I have it?"
She looked down and frowned. "This?" she asked pointing at the orange ball at her neck. He nodded his head. Chichi turned her nose into the air. "I don't know... This is priceless. Passed down from generation after generation." She smiled. "Why do you want it any way. It doesn't do anything except sit around."
"Oh. Me and my friends are looking for all seven Dragon Balls. We're going to make some wishes. I think wishes," Goku said, his tail continued to wag.
"Wish! Wow... How many?" Her voice showed interest.
"A lot I think. Bulma said something about it granting more than one wish cause we have some other guy who wants to make a wish too. I think he wants to wish to be a happy man." Goku looked thoughtful for a moment. (Cts: Bulma's got herself into a big hole...)
"Oh. My Papa had one too. I think he still has it." She played with the Dragon Ball on her neck, twirling the chain around her fingers.
"Papa? Didn't you say your Papa's name was Ox King?"
Her eyes seemed to light up. "Yes. I did! Do you know him?"
"No, but we were on our way to find him."
"Oh please can I come! You don't know how long I've been trying to get home," she begged. "And to make it worse I think I went the wrong way!"
Goku chuckled. "Yea. You went the wrong way but you can come with me."
"Thank you! As a token of my appreciation you can have my Dragon Ball. I don't like it that much anyway. I just took it to make the other Amazons mad." Goku nodded looking behind her at the dead animal, licking his lips.
"Okay... but before we leave can we eat first?" he asked grinning at the look she was giving him.
"Eat... What?" He pointed behind her and she turned her head to see that crispy T-Rex. "EWW!"
"NO! I WOULD NEVER EAT THAT!"
Goku sniffed a little. "But can I, I need food to survive... Food..."
Chichi frowned in disgust. "I...guess...you can..." In a blink of an eye he was on the dead animal. "Oh my God... EWW!"
~*~
First the girl had whined about how she was *dying* and then she fell asleep. Then this guy and a cat... A talking cat showed up out of nowhere saying give me your capsules or die? Vegeta snorted. If these were the warriors of the planet they were to be laughed at.
"Okay short stuff." He laughed loudly. "I am Yamcha!"
"I'm Puar!" the cat screamed.
"Now you heard me the first time. Give me your capsules," he yelled pulling his sword from his sheath. Vegeta held back his laughter. His scouter didn't work but he knew for a fact that this guy's ki was nowhere near his.
"I know YOU!" Oolong screamed at Puar. The cat looked over at the pig and hissed.
"YOU! You're that mean guy who picked on me at transforming school!" Puar screeched, causing Vegeta to cover his ears.
"Well. I guess we will have to make him pay for what he did, and his little friend will pay just as well. Now," he said directing his attention to the very annoyed Saiyan prince. "Give me your capsules and I will go easy on you."
"Well *friend* I don't have these capsules, but if you would like to make me pay I'm up for the challenge," he said, a smirk went across his face. He would finally get to kill something even if this wasn't worth his time. Oolong had hid behind the sleeping Bulma who had gone unnoticed and that was a surprise itself since she was snoring very loudly.
"Okay have it your way," Yamcha laughed. Yamcha ran at him with his left fist. Puar cheered from behind. He was just about to hit him when he completely disappeared.
"Wha..." He turned around and looked behind him when he heard Vegeta laughing. "How did you move so fast," Yamcha screamed. "I didn't even see you!"
Vegeta snickered. "You're hopeless." He laughed. Puar flew to his master leg.
"Yamcha, Yamcha!" she screamed. "You'll have to use your most powerful attack. NO one can dodge that!" she exclaimed moving away from his leg.
"You're right!" He laughed. "Now beware! You're about to face your worse nightmare." (Cts: They sound like some type of people from a superman comic, Yamcha and Puar. LOL) Vegeta rose an eyebrow.
"Believe me. I've had nightmares worse than you'd ever dream of."
"Oh... Believe me this will be your worse one yet!" He bent down into an odd pose putting his hand in front of him. "Wolf... Fang..."
"Umm... *yawn* What's all that noise. I was trying to sleep. I need my rest," Bulma mumbled while pushing Oolong out of the way. Yamcha stopped and looked over at Bulma.
Silence.
"Uggh..." He blinked. "AHHH!" He grabbed Puar by the tail, hopped onto his bike, and drove off. Vegeta's mouth dropped open.
"What... Did I miss?"
"OH MY KAMI! WHO WAS THAT!" Bulma screamed and ran up next to Vegeta knocking him out the way. "He was so CUTE! Did someone get his number. PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GOT HIS NUMBER!" Vegeta let out a growl.
"WHAT, are you talking about!" Vegeta hissed. Bulma glared.
"Did you get his name, number, anything?" she demanded. He took a step back.
"His name was Yamcha," Oolong spoke up. "And..."
"YAMCHA! What a great name!" she said in a dreamy voice, and placing her hands on her face.
"WILL YOU SHUT-UP ABOUT HIM!" Vegeta screamed. Bulma stopped her daydreams and looked at Vegeta in surprise. Oolong did the same. "I was going to kill him. That is until he cowardly ran away," he stated. They both were still silent as they looked at him. "Let's go..." he mumbled and turned around walking straight ahead. Bulma looked down at Oolong and a smile crept onto her face.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say he liked me." She began to giggle uncontrollably. "Nah... Wait a sec. COME BACK HERE! WE HAVE TO WAIT! Humph, I'm not going. I'm waiting for Goku." She frowned and stood there, tapping her feet until she remembered that he had her Dragon Balls...
"OH NO! Oolong we have to catch up with him. COME ON!" Grabbing the poor pig by the tail she took off running.
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