Title: Dragon Ball (The Real Saga)
Author: Chibi Tenshi Senchi
Disclaimer: Umm…. Lalalala I don't own it I don't own it Hahahaha
I will get right to the fic! I think you will love this Chapter!
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"Break it up." Bulma hissed, glaring at the two men. "I don't believe you guys! All you man can do is pick fights with one another. It's very irritated."
"ME?! He's the one who came out of no were and tried to chock me to death. I don't think I started anything at all!" Yamcha screamed. He was careful not to take his eyes off of Vegeta who could wipe that sadistic look off his face. The look that said I'm going to kill you and there isn't anything you can do to stop me from doing so. Bulma only whirled around and glared at Yamcha, for he had rose his voice at her. She didn't take kindly to that.
"DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!" She hissed. His face formed into a slight frown as she turned her attention to Vegeta, while her hands found themselves on her waist. "First of all, you stop looking at him like your some type of animal and he's tonight's dinner." Vegeta just grumbled. She couldn't stop him from doing any thing he didn't want to do. "Wait." Bulma stopped as the thought hit her. Why in Kami's name was Yamcha following them anyway. She would address him on the matter. "You, why were you following us." He blushed, it was the only thing he could do, slowly his mouth open but nothing was able to come out as Bulma interrupted him herself. "No wait don't tell me, you *had* to follow when you saw such an exotic female as me, didn't you?" The young girl pretty much purred, as her hand went threw her dark blue hair.
"Actually I umm…" He coughed, while Vegeta just glared at Bulma's back. She defiantly was a conceded little thing, that was for sure, than again she had the right to be. His frowned deepen. He had been on this planet for far to long and it way beginning to show.
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"Do you really think he can do it?" Chichi asked. She was watching from behind as Master Roshi seating himself on the Turtle. Soon they could no longer see the Old Man as they soared over the ocean. Goku didn't take any time to think his answer over.
"Of course! He trained my Grandpa so he has to be great!"
"Oh… Do tell… What were you two talking about." Goku blinked.
"Ugh… Nothing." Chichi crossed her arms and hissed.
"Tell me! I don't like to be left out. You aren't mean, are you!" She whined.
"I'm sorry but I promised Master Roshi that I wouldn't tell any body." Chichi groaned . She could tell by the look in his face that he wouldn't tell her but maybe…?
"I'll pet your tail, if you tell me… And we can keep it a little secret that nobody has to know." Goku drew back at the look on her face. She just smiled at him as he blushed. The poor boy could only thank Kami that Mount Frying Pan was in view. He would only have to spend a few more minutes with her. Only a few…
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~*~* Back at Mount Frying Pan ~*~*~
"Look! Goku and that girl are back." Oolong shouted, he had to just to grasp the attention of the group.
Goku landed on the ground as he hopped off a little early than planed. He turned and looked towards Chichi who was steaming. She to had jumped off of the little cloud and was making her way over to him, thankfully Oolong greeted her with a quick hand shake and stated that his name was 'The Great Oolong'.
"Ah Goku your back! Were is the Fan! Please tell me you have it!?"
"Well actually I don't but don't worry Master Roshi said he'll come and help." Goku suddenly grinned as he saw the old Master come into view. "See Look! There he is!" Master Roshi landed onto the ground hopping off the Flying turtle as he did so. He seem to have a small problem though.
"I think he's dizzy?" Bulma suggested. Vegeta just blink. What the hell was this suppose to be? The old man was older than his father! No, he was most likely older than his great grand father.
"Hot Dang! That's a pretty big fire right there." Master Roshi squealed once his head had stop spinning.
"And I bet you can put it out?" Bulma asked, she had a joking tone to her voice that was easy to hear.
The old Hermit just glance at her before grinning. "Nice to see you to Bulma!" She rolled her eyes before turning her head. Roshi grinned while looking towards his old student. "So Ox King… I hear you've been causing trouble over your treasure? Even a few lives have been lost." Every soul was surprised when the great giant dropped to the floor and began to beg.
"OH! I'm sorry… The shame I bear is great! Please forgive me! I have seen the light! If you get rid of the flame I will destroy all my treasure!"
"Wow Papa! Let's not get to a head of our selves. We need that stuff!" Chichi squealed.
"You got that right." Bulma couldn't help but mumble, Chichi however realized who she had been standing by and smiled.
"Hi!" The Blue hair girl looked down and couldn't help but smile back.
"Hi."
"Goku… Buddy." Roshi poked the young boy with his stick a few times.
"Ugh?"
"You remember our deal right?"
"Oh yey." Goku whirled around and walked to Bulma who had just establish a somewhat normal conversation with Chichi. He gave a smile at Vegeta who turned his head.
" … Weren't they're more of you when me and Goku landed?" Chichi asked. She was sure she had seen a Man and a cat. Bulma blink and looked around in shock.
"There were more. A guy named Yamcha and his cat! I have no idea what happen to him! Actually I just realized he was gone!"
"Bulma, Ugh Bulma! The Turtle guy wants to ask you something." Goku said. He didn't miss the glare Chichi gave him either. Bulma blink and over at Master Roshi who grinned and blushed.
"What?"
"You have to come over here…" She groaned. I happen to be conferrable were I am. She frowned and for some strange reason looked behind her…
And her eyes locked with Vegeta, it seemed he had been watching her. "Ugh… fine I'm coming."
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"Okay lad, U…mm… You a-ask her." Master Roshi chocked out. Goku rolled his eyes.
"Bulma, The Old Guy wants to pat-pat your chest." Goku simply said, as if it meant nothing. (Cts: Hey VJ! Ya thought it would be a date Hugh. Well remember in the Manga, it didn't really go like that LOL!)
"Wha… WHAT!"
"Just one little feel. If you don't let me I won't put out the fire out." Roshi could only giggle at his words.
"I don't BELIEVE YOU!"
"Just one little touch, or I won't put the fire out!"
"Ah! I'll kill Vegeta! This is his fault he could have just flew up there but no."
"Look," She placed he hand on her hips. "Invincible Master or no invincible Master, there is no guarantee that you can put that fire out! So I'll let you feel it if you put it out!" She secretly hoped he couldn't. It wouldn't matter any way. Vegeta would be force to do it himself.
"That's a DEAL honey, Ya better me ready to live up to it!"
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"Hey, There back!" Ox king shouted.
"I wonder what they were talking about."
"I'll find out!" Chichi partially hissed.
Vegeta looked over from his spot with a huge frown. It wasn't because That Yamcha was missing. Oh no that was far from it. The little idiot hadn't went far either. He happened to be hiding behind the torn down house behind him. Him and his little fur ball. Vegeta angrily shock his head. The reason he had been frowning was because he caught himself staring at that girl, and he had been enjoying what he was looking at. It was the planet's fault! Not him, he didn't have anything to do with it. Nope! (Cts: Just keep telling yourself that Vegeta.)
"ALL RIGHT! Time to get rid of the fire!" Goku let out a laugh.
"This is gonna be super!" Bulma stood in the back ground with pissed off look on her face. She calmly walked toward her old spot next to Chichi and crossed her arms.
"What happened?" Chichi whispered. Bulma growled low in her throat, and look over at Chichi, who was giving her puppy dog eyes.
"It's kinda personal." She whispered back. However Vegeta happen to hear and look up mildly curious.
"Oh MASTER! Thank you! Please get rid of the fire PLEASE!" Ox King screamed.
Master Roshi nodded and *ripped* off his shirt and his Turtle shell. Every one could only blink as he struggled to climb onto the broken wall. Goku kindly went over to help.
"This is beyond pitiful." Vegeta finally opened his mouth and spoke. Bulma looked behind her, willing herself not to speak. Her mind was still saying they could have been almost done with this whole journey if he had of gotten rid of the fire himself. But than she would have to deal with the fact that the dumb lizard would only grant one wish. She sighed. How screw up could this day be.
"Okay! Here I go!" Roshi screamed. If not instantly the Old man Buffed his body up. I mean really buffed it. (Cts: O_O) Every male and female watching almost fell over.
"Oh my Kami!" Chichi screamed. "That just wasn't right."
"Eww…" Was all Bulma could released.
Vegeta was some what shocked as well. He didn't think that a Earthling could manage ki. He didn't have his scouter nor did it work, but from what he happen to see he assumed that the ki the old man was about to release would take the entire castle with it… The entire castle… Including the Dragon Ball…
" KA ME HA ME HAAAA!" With those final words the large ball of energy swept towards the castle. Every one seemed to be temporally blinded. Once it was over every one turned there attention back to Master Roshi. He was a little out of it but laughed. (His muscles were also gone)
"That was no problem!"
"That was GREAT, but there is one small problem you idiot!" Vegeta hissed. " You blew up the damn castle!" Every one looked back and could only gasp. It was gone. All of it.
Bulma just blink and a tears welled up in her eyes. *There* Dragon Ball was gone and it was all the Old Mans fault… No wait, It was The Old Man *and* Vegeta's fault. He could of retrieve the ball himself!
"Eh… Well I guess I don't know my own strength."
Chichi turned her head to Master Roshi, she felt like sending a nice flamed attach his way. She wouldn't admit it, but her time with those Amazon's turned her a little Temperamental. At least worse than she all ready had been. How dare he show no regret for destroying there castle, and it seemed her Papa wasn't going to say anything about so she would, but just before her mouth could open some one beat her to it.
"YOU JERK! OUR DRAGON BALL WAS IN THERE!" Bulma screamed.
"Ah… Bulma calm down. Maybe it's still there. Check the Dragon Ball radar." Goku suggested. Bulma stopped ratting and swiftly pulled out her DB Radar. She stood there for a few minutes. Clicking.
"It's not fair, all of this and we…" Oolong was silence as Bulma shot him a look.
"Zoom in! … Ah, Yes it's here, A little to the south-west!" The young girl hopped over the remains of the castles, leaving every one behind. "I don't see…"
"I have it." A guff voice said from behind. She jumped and whirled around to find Vegeta tossing the little ball in the air, before placing it in *her* pouch, that was tied to *his* side.
"Oh, why thank you." She gave a sarcastic remark. "Umm… I didn't even know you cared."
"Cut the crap, little girl."
Bulma glared, determined not to let him get to her. "You do know that we could have gotten that Dragon Ball and been gone a long time ago."
"What ever do you mean?" He was playing dumb and he knew it.
"YOU… know what I mean. You could have flew up there. Retrieved the Dragon Ball, came back down and every thing would have been great. Matter of fact Chichi would still have her house!" Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Why do you care if she has her house or not? You have the Dragon Ball. You should be happy."
"One : YOU have the Dragon Ball. Two : I actually care about people who are kind enough to give me there belonging!" She suddenly smiled at herself. Bulma Briefs had manage to keep a some what cool tone in her voice, even though she was very pissed off. She looked at Vegeta once more and was about to run passed him when she stopped right next to him.
"Vegeta? You didn't kill Yamcha and his cat did you?" She asked.
"What? Humph, No I didn't." He was a little insulted that she accused him, but than again he had made it clear that he didn't like the man.
"Well, Were did he go?"
"He went behind one of the houses close to the entrance." He frowned. Why was he answering her questions.
"Whew, Good!" She tuned back around but gave a brief smile before she did so.
"Thanks, for not killing him." Vegeta drew back. What had just happened?
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"Well I gotta say it gonna be a lot cooler around here!" Ox King chirped.
"Oh of course, especially since we don't have our HOUSE!" Chichi hissed. "Because, some one blew it UP!"
"Chichi! Manners." Ox King whispered.
~*Meanwhile Goku and the Old Master were having a conversation of there own*~
"You gotta teach me how to do that!" Goku screamed. He was very worked up. Roshi could only laugh.
"Well lad, dream on because that took me fifty years to accomplish!"
"Fifty years?" The young boy looked down at his hand and smiled. It couldn't be that hard. Master Roshi had turned around to speck with Ox King, while Goku pulled his hands back. "Uggh…" He paused. It really was harder than it looked but, he could do it. "Ka… me … ha … me…" Chichi by than had turned around and was looking on with shock. A ball of energy was forming in his hands!
" HA!" The ki blast small, but quick erupted from his hand and collided with the cars side, blowing a hole right threw it.
The three that were still present turned around and looked with surprise.
"…" He examined the damage he had done with a bit of disappointment. "It wasn't as big as the Old guys blast."
"COOL! Goku did a Kamehame-ha wave!" Chichi squealed and ran to his side. "If its that easy show me how to do it! I'll show you how to do my attach!" Goku grinned.
"It wasn't that easy. It hurt, kinda. Oh no, I wrecked the car." He said just now noticing his mistake.
"Ah Lad! Say how is Old Gohan doing." Roshi asked. He had just gotten a nice amount of information from the Ox King. Goku and Chichi turned and Goku was of course the one to speak.
"Fine I guess. He's dead."
"DEAD! My oh my what a loss. Roshi screamed. Well my boy, in that case how about you move in with me! You might out do me one day."
"Really! As soon as we get the last Dragon Balls, I'm there. Bulma and Vegeta are getting the other one."
"Wha! What about ME!" Chichi suddenly whined. It wasn't fair that they left her out.
"Ha ha! Maybe when your *older*! Besides, I only take in certain people."
Chichi blinked. "That's not fair."
"ACK! WHO BROKE THE CAR!" Bulma screamed. It was the first thing she had to lay eyes on. Goku swallowed but didn't say anything. "What are we going to do now!"
"I have a car, don't worry." The Ox King threw a small capsule to the ground that explode into a nice sized automobile.
"Really… Thanks!" She ran to it and began to check it out. It was in great shape and he was giving it to them. She jumped into the driver seat, ready to go before the pervert remember the deal. At the same time Oolong and Goku had hoped in the back. "Come on Vegeta! You are riding aren't you." She said referring to young man who just came into view.
"What do you think? Surly you should know by now." Was his reply.
"Fine. Well everybody in." Chichi had took that time, to ran over to the car just before Master Roshi tapped Bulma on the head.
"Bulma… We have a deal remember!" He whispered. Bulma sunk back in her seat.
"Oh… How could I forget." She stepped out of the car in hurry. "Give me a second. Come here Oolong!"
"What! I don't want too!" Bulma groaned.
"Please!"
"Umm… Goku. What IS going on? I know that has to do with that thing you wouldn't tell me!" Chichi hissed, but kept her voice low to insure no one heard. Goku swallowed.
"Well… I'll tell you but you have to not tell the Old Man."
"Okay, do tell do tell!" She lend over to his face.
"He wants to pat-pat her chest." Goku said simply.
"Wha… What did you SAY!" Chichi screeched.
"Shh… You heard me. It's nothing big." Goku whispered back.
"Nothing big! That's sick. He's a SICKO! Poor Bulma! HE CAN NOT DO THAT!"
"Shhhh!!!" The poor boy was frantic now.
"Shh, Nothing! MASTER ROSHI!" (Cts: Uh oh…)
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WoW! This was getting to long! Haha. I really had fun writing this chapter. As you can see Chichi is having a fit. Maybe Bulma won't have to go threw the process now, Umm and what's gonna happen when Vegeta hears. I don't really know. *cough* well Thank you for the reviews. They made me happy! I have 50 reviews all ready! THANK YOU!
On the next episode of Dragon Ball (The Real Saga) : Things really spice up with Chichi, and Vegeta… Well I'm not gonna tell. But the gang *eventually* sets out (With Yamcha behind them). I can't say anymore or I'll ruin it! But I will say this, there are There are three big surprises in the next chapter. One with Bulma and another with Chichi and another with Vegeta: )
P.s. Take a look at my new fic WereCats! Please! It's going to be long.