Title: Dragon Ball (The Real Saga)
Author: Chibi Tenshi Senchi
Disclaimer: I owe you one cute disclaimer, signed Chibi Tenshi Senchi
I'm BACK! But I have MAJOR Writer Block... *cries*
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Chichi's screaming had gotten the attention of every one. Even Vegeta was forced into taking a glance at her. Were all humans this loud?
"You should be ashamed of yourself! I didn't think you were like that!" Chichi screamed, whacking Roshi aside the head. He grumbled some unheard words, and glared at Goku, who threw his shoulder in the air. It was obvious the boy didn't really care, as long as she wasn't yelling at him.
"I-I have n-no idea what you talking about. I didn't do anything," the old man stuttered, giving the Ox King a quick glance, who in turn was providing him with a questioning look.
"Ah..." Chichi grinned. The old fart was actually ashamed. Maybe she could...
"Chichi, what's going on?" her father asked.
"Hehe." She snickered. "Well Papa, it's simple. Very simple. Your great teacher made some deal with Bulma, and he wants her to live up to the wonderful deal." Prolonging what would come out from her mouth, Chichi desired to add some suspense to the situation.
"And?" Her father leaned forward and even Vegeta found himself doing the same, both wanting to hear, also.
"And, he wants to..." Master Roshi didn't let the young girl complete her sentence. His hand shot out and covered her mouth, and could feel her smirking underneath his palm.
"Excuse me you all," Roshi shot a nervous glace at everyone present. "I have to have a very quick talk with this young girl." Letting herself be dragged away, Chichi found herself behind one of the large homes that hadn't been completely destroyed.
"What's the big idea?" she snorted. "Dragging me away like that. I wasn't finished talking!"
"Look... I know what you were going to say and there is no truth in it so..."
"Lalalala, I can't hear you," she sung.
"LOOK!" He coughed. He'd get Goku for this, oh yes he would. He would give him the worst training ever!
"Okay, okay." Chichi's face suddenly became serious. "I'll tell you what, I won't tell my Papa, if you promise that you won't try to pat pat Bulma's chest. You have to be more polite as well... And..." Roshi groaned, what more could she say to ruin his wonderful day? Did he really care that much about his reputation? He sighed. Yep, he did.
"And... You have to train me when Goku's done with his adventure."
"WHAT?"
"You heard me, plus you owe me one! YOU BLEW UP OUR HOME!" Chichi could only grin. And it grew wider and wider. Really, her first intention had been to only get Bulma out of the mess she was in, but hey, she had to get her two cents in as well... right? (Cts: Everyone... nod)
~*~
"ACK! Vegeta, you ass! You scared me!" Bulma screeched. Oolong scurried away from her and to Goku, who was looking towards the building Chichi and Master Roshi had ducked behind. What was taking them so long?
Vegeta just glared at her. It was a little too obvious that she was getting a tad bit too comfortable with him. "What is going on?" he demanded. His curiosity only grew when she blushed in reply.
"Err... I have no idea. Really, I don't." Looking to the air for a moment, Bulma prayed that he would leave it at that. I mean how is he going to react if I tell him?
"You're lying. It's easy to see that they are talking about you, so I demand to know what's going on around here!"
"AH! LEAVE ME ALONE! GOKU!" She whirled around and stomped to Goku who was in the car. Well, was became the operative word. He was actually about to get out of the car. She paused for a moment before running to his side. "Goku... Goku, where are you going for Kami's sake, and what did you tell Chichi?" she asked, or rather demanded. Figuring that since Chichi had only begun to screech when she had been speaking with Goku, Bulma reasoned that he must have told her something.
"Ugh I was going to see what was talking them so long. I mean they have been over there for umm, like five minutes and I--"
"I GET THE POINT! Now what did you tell her?" Bulma suddenly whispered, eyeing Vegeta who was swiftly coming up from behind her. "Tell me..."
"Oh, I told her that Roshi wanted to pat pat your chest. She freaked out, don't know why, they're only lumps."
Bulma, however, didn't hear the last words. Her mouth dropped wide open. "Oh my GOD!" Pausing, she recollected herself. "Come on, we have to see what they're saying, and be quiet."
"You're the one who's yelling." Goku blinked up at her innocently. Bulma shot him a look, and willed herself to keep her temper in check. What's the point in yelling at a fourteen year old kid that acts like he was six?
~*~
"Hey! It was your own perverted ways that got you into this mess! Don't yell at me!" Chichi hissed.
"What do YOU MEAN! It's not my fault. You can't make me train you anyway! I happen to be the strongest man in the world!" (Cts: Umm... Don't tell Vegeta that.) Fuming, Master Roshi yelled much more harshly than need be. He couldn't believe a little kid was outsmarting him. A LITTLE GIRL! And the fact that she would grin every second made it worse.
"Grr... I TOLD YOU NOT TO YELL AT ME!" she snorted and crossed her arms. "Just train me. Simple as that. No arguing needed."
"You wouldn't survive one day."
"T-that... THAT'S AN INSULT! I AM AN AMAZON! A PRINCESS! I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH THEM FOR A YEAR! I SURVIVED! I WAS TRAINED!" (Cts: You'll learn more about that later.) That bastard, how could he say something like that, she wouldn't survive. HA! That was a lie!
Roshi groaned, while moving away from her. He had to think of something. To tell the truth wasn't very fun of training females. Especially if they were female kids. Now a sixteen-year-old kid was a different story, but a thirteen year old? Please. It wasn't even worth his time. But... wait one second. A thought struck him like a load of rocks. Even if he did say yes, she could train
with him AFTER Goku's adventure for the Dragon Balls were over, it would hardly matter. She would never know when it was over! He suddenly grinned. Little girls were so naive.
"Of course. After Goku's adventure is over with, I'll be happy to train you." He said this almost too calmly for her liking. What type of person says NO but then flips their loyalties around and says yes?
"Okay, what's your deal? I mean, you were just telling me I wouldn't survive a day, and now you're saying yes, of course. WHAT'S WITH YOU?" she seethed, her face officially beet red.
"You heard me. I'll train you. No cost involved."
"You're lying."
"Does it look like I'm lying?"
"Err..." She looked him over. Really, he didn't look like he was. "Ugh-- No..."
"Good. Lets..." Unfortunately, he wasn't able to finish his statement because...two tailed boys, one blue haired girl, and a pig spilled out onto the ground
"AH! KAKKAROT YOU FOOL!" Vegeta screamed. "GIRL, GET OFF OF ME!"
"STOP YELLING, THIS WAS YOUR FAULT!" Bulma screamed back.
"Hi Chichi." Goku stood up while throwing Oolong off his back, and for some reason was rubbing the tip of his tail. "What's going on?"
"Umm. I would think that you guys would have heard it all."
"Nope. All I heard was "Does it look like I'm lying?" Goku coughed, loudly trying to get Bulma and Vegeta's attention. It really didn't work.
"Warning number three, get off of me or else!" Vegeta growled. Seated on his chest, Bulma remained where she had initially fallen.
"NOPE! Say please! Besides, no one told you to step on Goku's tail. It's your fault we fell!"
"Get. Off. Or I'll kill you."
"No you won't! I'm too important and you like me too much!" She suddenly grinned and began to giggle. However, that was it for Vegeta. Growling, he threw her off with no effort. The stupid humans were all getting on his nerves.
"Oww! That was rude! Big bully." That marked the second time she had been tossed on her butt
by him.
Chichi grinned and clapped her hands together. She was VERY happy. She had to tell her Dad. He'd be so proud. She turned around to see Bulma looking at her, and could tell that the girl was curious as to what had just transposed. Chichi just gave her a reassuring grin and watch as she sighed in relief.
~*~
Goku, Bulma and Oolong placed themselves in the new car, with Bulma pretty much forcing Oolong to drive; she preferred to play with that little device Vegeta gave her. She knew that she owed Chichi because it was obvious that Oolong wouldn't have done what she asked him. Well, maybe he would, but it probably wouldn't have gone the way she wanted.
"Goku!" Chichi whispered. She moved towards the car and smiled at him, while he simply blinked back at her. "Kami, don't look so bored when I'm talking to you!"
"Oh, sorry. I was thinking."
"About me?" She sounded hopeful.
"No, about what I'm going to eat. I've never been so hungry in my LIFE!" His stomach growled, agreeing with his words. "You know, I don't see how Vegeta is going so long without eating, and he's suppose to be just like me." During his whole little speech, he didn't notice Chichi turning red until Bulma tapped him on the shoulders and pointed. "Oh... Chichi, you're red. Are you okay?"
"NO! YA BIG JERK!" she hollered. Goku drew back in the seat, cringing away from Chichi. What did he do? She had asked him if he was thinking about...oops.
"I'm sorry. I was thinking about you, kinda. You know, that T-rex that you let me eat and that kinda stuff."
"Eww! You just had to bring that up!" She sounded much more pleased and happy now, and that for some reason made Goku feel better.
"Okay guys we gotta go," Bulma shouted. " And thanks Chichi. I owe you one." She reached out to take her hand and Chichi gladly shook it.
"No you don't, but hey, you're welcome."
"You don't want to come? You seem strong," Bulma queried. Goku even looked up with a surprisingly hopeful look.
"Oh, no. I can't! I just got back! I have to spend time with my Papa! It sounds like it would be fun though, thanks for asking."
"Okay."
Giving one last wave, Chichi ran to her father side. "I guarantee I'll see you later!"
"Go Oolong!" Once again, Bulma found herself ordering the pig around, a not too unfamiliar position for her.
"Hey, wait! Vegeta still not going to ride?" Goku suddenly asked. "And why is he going all the way over there. I almost can't see him." Glancing over, Goku realized Vegeta had already taken advantage of the time they had been chitchatting to walk away from the group.
"Nope. The idiot can fly, remember? And don't worry, he'll come."
"Oh yeah, right."
"NOW LETS GO!"
~*~
"Bye Roshi! See you later!" Chichi grinned, as her father shot her a disapproving glare. She only smiled back. "What?"
"You should show respect." He ordered. To his surprise, Chichi fell over laughing. Even Roshi looked at her, puzzled.
"If you knew what I knew, you wouldn't treat him with any respect either." Her father shot her another glare. She coughed. "See you later, Master Roshi."
The old hermit mumbled something about silly girls before calling his turtle, and hopping on. "Ox King, it was nice seeing you. Maybe some day in the near, *near* future I'll pay a visit. GOOD BYE!" With that the hermit was gone, but did manage to scream at his turtle for spinning so darn fast.
"So... Papa... What do we do now that we don't have a house?"
"We ugh... build another! Let's get started. You can tell me what's happened while we're at it. You know I've missed you."
"Umm... I have to tell you something first. It's really important." She smiled up at him, as neither saw a large car fly out from behind the broken down house...
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"OH MY KAMI! OH MY KAMI! OH MY--"
"WHAT!" Goku finally screamed, not something he normally would do.
"Geez, what's your problem? You should be happy for me." Bulma eyed him. "And go slower Oolong. There are too many bumps." Bulma ordered calmly.
"WHA! I'm not going fast, you just want to brother me!" Oolong shouted from the driver seat. Bulma rolled her eyes, was every one in a screaming mood today? Sure, it was getting a little late but... come on.
"I don't feel like yelling at you now. I'm too happy." Grinning, Bulma radiated achievement.
"About what?" The young girl could only glace at Goku again. He was acting moody.
"Well, I got this thing to work." She pulled the scouter out of her lap. "Watch. If you press the side button it beeps like this." Demonstrating, she pressed the appropriate button, and it beeped before turning a few flashes of red, then green appeared on the screen. "See?"
"But what does it do?"
"I have no idea what so ever. I'll ask Vegeta when we find a hotel or something. It was making some strange noises early when I put it on, but I couldn't understand. It sounded like gibberish."
"Maybe it's a different language?" Goku suggested much to everyone's surprise. "I mean what else could it be... and why are you two looking at me like that?"
"I guess you're not that dumb... What... OOLONG KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!" She
finally snapped, the moron was looking at them, rather than the street ahead.
"DON'T YELL AT ME! YOU WERE LOOKING TOO!" Bulma's eyes visibly twitched.
"I going to warn you now, shut up before I make you." Her tone of voice was what made him turn his attention back to the road and to drive without any objections.
"Bulma, I have a little question for you."
"Yes."
"Where are the Dragon Balls? I have my one but I don't see your pouch..."
She coughed. Dear oh dear. "Well, Vegeta has them." Bulma watched as he blinked and tilted his head to the side.
"Oh."
Okay. She had been expecting more than that. Possibly a yell or a scream of some sort? She didn't have a chance to respond, because Oolong's voice cut through her thoughts, as the car made an abrupt stop.
"Guys, bad news. We're out of gas."
~*~
Bulma walked along side Goku, her beautiful face wore an angry scowl as her teeth were gnawing her bottom lip. She was pissed. The gas ran out. There she was, outdoors. Oh, what fun. The next town was about four or five miles away... and to make it worse, Goku insisted that they camped out. It would be getting late with in the next few hours, and he continued to drone on
about how he loved the woods. At least he seemed to be in a better mood.
"That's why you weaklings shouldn't depend on those useless machines." Vegeta bluntly stated out of no were. Everyone seemed to jump, as Vegeta hopped down while no one was paying attention. "Are you three stuck?"
"No we're not! We decided that we'll go to the next town and stay there. I'm going to see if I can phone my Dad and have him put some more money on my account card."
Frowning, Vegeta chose not to speak a word. His eyes found their way to his scouter, currently hooked on the side of her head. He arched an eyebrow. "Why are you wearing that?"
She blinked. Twice. Then grinned. "I fixed it."
"What?" Her grin widened, as she took it off and threw it to him. He easily caught the equipment and looked down at the previously faulty scouter.
"If you don't believe me, try it. Although none of the stuff made any sense to me."
~*~
"I DON'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!" Chichi screamed. Stomping her foot on the ground, she realized why he had said yes. The hairless pervert!
Her father had just brought to her (after she had squealed that Roshi said he'd train her after Goku's adventure was done and over with) attention that she would have no way of knowing when he would go to Roshi's home. As she cursed herself, her father continued to think. He had had no idea that Master Roshi would think of tricking her. His daughter!
"I don't believe Roshi would do that. He's such an honorable man."
"HONORABLE? HE IS NOT! ... And I can't believe I was silly enough to not pay attention. I mean, I never let anyone trick me. I mean I... I... I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" Poor Chichi proceeded to break down into cascading tears. Kindly bending over down next too her, the Ox King rubbed her back for comfort.
"Oh, come on Chichi. You just got back and I don't want to see you cry..." He only winced as she wailed louder. "And you couldn't kill Master Roshi if you wanted to." That only made it worse.
"MY LIFE SUCKS! I'M SO DUMB! I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE GOKU AGAIN AND I WON'T
GET THE TRAINING YOU GOT AND--- MY LIFE SUCKS!!!"
"Chichi, please... calm down. You never had this much of a temperament before."
"But, I ... ACK! You don't get it!" Whispering, Chichi fought against the tears welling up in her dark eyes.
"You do know that you can always spend more time with me later. I could stay behind and rebuild every thing."
Chichi's tears stopped as she blinked at him. Was he saying what she thought he was? "Papa? Are you saying that I can go with them?"
"No! They already left! I'm just saying that you can probably catch up with them if you stop talking to an old fart like me." He laughed.
"I just got back and I missed you so much I don't really want you--" He cut her off once more.
"The longer you talk to me further away they get. DO make sure you tell Roshi shame on him for trying to trick you." Of course, Chichi didn't really hear those words as she jumped up and down in glee.
"YIPPY! YES! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU!" Squealing, she gave him hug after hug. "OH! Now which way did they go... Grr..."
"Wait. I think I have another capsule."
"That's okay. I can't drive... remember?" She grinned wolfishly.
"Right, I remember now...but I do have Okie!"
Chichi blinked. "Okie's dead!"
Her father blinked. "Oh yes, it must have slipped. I forgot that bird was killed a few years ago."
"It doesn't matter! I am a very fast runner, I'll be with them before dark."
~*~
He couldn't help but be astonished. The scouter worked, better than before! He tapped the green button once more, and began to scan. Noticing his preoccupation, Bulma took that time to tap him on the shoulder. He blinked and looked down at her, his scouter measuring a ki level of three, which climbed up to five due to her anger from being ignored. He frowned in silent disgust. What a low power level. Turning he focused it on the pig that was still walking ahead. He was surprised when the scouter could barely pick up a ki. And finally there was Kakkarot who had an extremely low power level of...
Ten.
Horrible. That was horrible. No, it was a true embarrassment to the Saiyan race. NO Saiyan had the ki level of TEN! He should kill the moron now. (Cts: He's really going to wish he would have later LOL.)
"VEGETA!" Bulma screeched.
"I'm busy, just keep walking." She frowned at his order and stood there, along with Goku and Oolong. The Prince ignored them as the scouter picked up two more ki levels and than another two. He hissed to himself as he recognized the first two as that "Yamcha," so the other one must have been his fur ball friend. The last two had to be that girl and her father.
"Do you by any chance think you could explain to me what that is?"
"How did you fix this?" Vegeta said, ignoring her question. She didn't realize that he did, when any one asked about her GODLY intelligence, she was eager to tell, and that's just what she did.
"It was very simple really," she began. "All you had to do was hook the yellow wirer with the red. I find that very different. I have never in my life...until now of course seen a device that works exactly like. It was so wonderful. I would love to work on another one. But I don't see how you
broke it. The only way that wire could come lose is if you threw it onto the ground or something. Oh yes, it was saying some stuff too. We didn't know what. It sounded like some odd squealing."
"I think it was another language!" Goku chirped. Everyone seemed to glare at him except for Vegeta, who raised an eyebrow. He was still caught up on the fact that Bulma had fixed the radar and said it was making... noises... crap.
"GIRL! Did you say it was speaking?" Seeing her flinch at his sudden words made him realize just how harsh he sounded.
"Yes... It was speaking... Are you okay?" she asked. Goku gave him a confused look as well. Oolong slowly moved away from them. The pig could have sworn he heard people. A LOT of people.
Vegeta, however, his mind was racing. How could he get so caught up with this foolish game that he'd forgotten about his mission? And that he was due back within a week afterwards! He only had a few days. Normally it only took him a matter of seconds to destroy a planet. He usually never even sat foot onto the land; he just blew it up from afar! This was it!
"Hello... Vegeta? Are you okay? You looked stressed."
"And, you're turning colors." Goku decided to add.
"Vegeta --" She was rudely cut off by Oolong's scream.
"HEY GUYS! GUYS! THERE'S A TOWN RIGHT AHEAD! COME ON!!!"
"A town?" Bulma grinned. "Come on Vegeta!" She smiled at him, as his eyes finally locked with hers and he frowned.
"How much longer will this hunt take?"
"You should know that I can't determine that. It'll be over when it's over. What's wrong with you any way? Let just go to town and see were this goes in the morning." She said calmly, not likely his sudden change. She wished she had never given him that stupid toy.
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Chibi Tenshi Senchi
Author: Chibi Tenshi Senchi
Disclaimer: I owe you one cute disclaimer, signed Chibi Tenshi Senchi
I'm BACK! But I have MAJOR Writer Block... *cries*
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Chichi's screaming had gotten the attention of every one. Even Vegeta was forced into taking a glance at her. Were all humans this loud?
"You should be ashamed of yourself! I didn't think you were like that!" Chichi screamed, whacking Roshi aside the head. He grumbled some unheard words, and glared at Goku, who threw his shoulder in the air. It was obvious the boy didn't really care, as long as she wasn't yelling at him.
"I-I have n-no idea what you talking about. I didn't do anything," the old man stuttered, giving the Ox King a quick glance, who in turn was providing him with a questioning look.
"Ah..." Chichi grinned. The old fart was actually ashamed. Maybe she could...
"Chichi, what's going on?" her father asked.
"Hehe." She snickered. "Well Papa, it's simple. Very simple. Your great teacher made some deal with Bulma, and he wants her to live up to the wonderful deal." Prolonging what would come out from her mouth, Chichi desired to add some suspense to the situation.
"And?" Her father leaned forward and even Vegeta found himself doing the same, both wanting to hear, also.
"And, he wants to..." Master Roshi didn't let the young girl complete her sentence. His hand shot out and covered her mouth, and could feel her smirking underneath his palm.
"Excuse me you all," Roshi shot a nervous glace at everyone present. "I have to have a very quick talk with this young girl." Letting herself be dragged away, Chichi found herself behind one of the large homes that hadn't been completely destroyed.
"What's the big idea?" she snorted. "Dragging me away like that. I wasn't finished talking!"
"Look... I know what you were going to say and there is no truth in it so..."
"Lalalala, I can't hear you," she sung.
"LOOK!" He coughed. He'd get Goku for this, oh yes he would. He would give him the worst training ever!
"Okay, okay." Chichi's face suddenly became serious. "I'll tell you what, I won't tell my Papa, if you promise that you won't try to pat pat Bulma's chest. You have to be more polite as well... And..." Roshi groaned, what more could she say to ruin his wonderful day? Did he really care that much about his reputation? He sighed. Yep, he did.
"And... You have to train me when Goku's done with his adventure."
"WHAT?"
"You heard me, plus you owe me one! YOU BLEW UP OUR HOME!" Chichi could only grin. And it grew wider and wider. Really, her first intention had been to only get Bulma out of the mess she was in, but hey, she had to get her two cents in as well... right? (Cts: Everyone... nod)
~*~
"ACK! Vegeta, you ass! You scared me!" Bulma screeched. Oolong scurried away from her and to Goku, who was looking towards the building Chichi and Master Roshi had ducked behind. What was taking them so long?
Vegeta just glared at her. It was a little too obvious that she was getting a tad bit too comfortable with him. "What is going on?" he demanded. His curiosity only grew when she blushed in reply.
"Err... I have no idea. Really, I don't." Looking to the air for a moment, Bulma prayed that he would leave it at that. I mean how is he going to react if I tell him?
"You're lying. It's easy to see that they are talking about you, so I demand to know what's going on around here!"
"AH! LEAVE ME ALONE! GOKU!" She whirled around and stomped to Goku who was in the car. Well, was became the operative word. He was actually about to get out of the car. She paused for a moment before running to his side. "Goku... Goku, where are you going for Kami's sake, and what did you tell Chichi?" she asked, or rather demanded. Figuring that since Chichi had only begun to screech when she had been speaking with Goku, Bulma reasoned that he must have told her something.
"Ugh I was going to see what was talking them so long. I mean they have been over there for umm, like five minutes and I--"
"I GET THE POINT! Now what did you tell her?" Bulma suddenly whispered, eyeing Vegeta who was swiftly coming up from behind her. "Tell me..."
"Oh, I told her that Roshi wanted to pat pat your chest. She freaked out, don't know why, they're only lumps."
Bulma, however, didn't hear the last words. Her mouth dropped wide open. "Oh my GOD!" Pausing, she recollected herself. "Come on, we have to see what they're saying, and be quiet."
"You're the one who's yelling." Goku blinked up at her innocently. Bulma shot him a look, and willed herself to keep her temper in check. What's the point in yelling at a fourteen year old kid that acts like he was six?
~*~
"Hey! It was your own perverted ways that got you into this mess! Don't yell at me!" Chichi hissed.
"What do YOU MEAN! It's not my fault. You can't make me train you anyway! I happen to be the strongest man in the world!" (Cts: Umm... Don't tell Vegeta that.) Fuming, Master Roshi yelled much more harshly than need be. He couldn't believe a little kid was outsmarting him. A LITTLE GIRL! And the fact that she would grin every second made it worse.
"Grr... I TOLD YOU NOT TO YELL AT ME!" she snorted and crossed her arms. "Just train me. Simple as that. No arguing needed."
"You wouldn't survive one day."
"T-that... THAT'S AN INSULT! I AM AN AMAZON! A PRINCESS! I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH THEM FOR A YEAR! I SURVIVED! I WAS TRAINED!" (Cts: You'll learn more about that later.) That bastard, how could he say something like that, she wouldn't survive. HA! That was a lie!
Roshi groaned, while moving away from her. He had to think of something. To tell the truth wasn't very fun of training females. Especially if they were female kids. Now a sixteen-year-old kid was a different story, but a thirteen year old? Please. It wasn't even worth his time. But... wait one second. A thought struck him like a load of rocks. Even if he did say yes, she could train
with him AFTER Goku's adventure for the Dragon Balls were over, it would hardly matter. She would never know when it was over! He suddenly grinned. Little girls were so naive.
"Of course. After Goku's adventure is over with, I'll be happy to train you." He said this almost too calmly for her liking. What type of person says NO but then flips their loyalties around and says yes?
"Okay, what's your deal? I mean, you were just telling me I wouldn't survive a day, and now you're saying yes, of course. WHAT'S WITH YOU?" she seethed, her face officially beet red.
"You heard me. I'll train you. No cost involved."
"You're lying."
"Does it look like I'm lying?"
"Err..." She looked him over. Really, he didn't look like he was. "Ugh-- No..."
"Good. Lets..." Unfortunately, he wasn't able to finish his statement because...two tailed boys, one blue haired girl, and a pig spilled out onto the ground
"AH! KAKKAROT YOU FOOL!" Vegeta screamed. "GIRL, GET OFF OF ME!"
"STOP YELLING, THIS WAS YOUR FAULT!" Bulma screamed back.
"Hi Chichi." Goku stood up while throwing Oolong off his back, and for some reason was rubbing the tip of his tail. "What's going on?"
"Umm. I would think that you guys would have heard it all."
"Nope. All I heard was "Does it look like I'm lying?" Goku coughed, loudly trying to get Bulma and Vegeta's attention. It really didn't work.
"Warning number three, get off of me or else!" Vegeta growled. Seated on his chest, Bulma remained where she had initially fallen.
"NOPE! Say please! Besides, no one told you to step on Goku's tail. It's your fault we fell!"
"Get. Off. Or I'll kill you."
"No you won't! I'm too important and you like me too much!" She suddenly grinned and began to giggle. However, that was it for Vegeta. Growling, he threw her off with no effort. The stupid humans were all getting on his nerves.
"Oww! That was rude! Big bully." That marked the second time she had been tossed on her butt
by him.
Chichi grinned and clapped her hands together. She was VERY happy. She had to tell her Dad. He'd be so proud. She turned around to see Bulma looking at her, and could tell that the girl was curious as to what had just transposed. Chichi just gave her a reassuring grin and watch as she sighed in relief.
~*~
Goku, Bulma and Oolong placed themselves in the new car, with Bulma pretty much forcing Oolong to drive; she preferred to play with that little device Vegeta gave her. She knew that she owed Chichi because it was obvious that Oolong wouldn't have done what she asked him. Well, maybe he would, but it probably wouldn't have gone the way she wanted.
"Goku!" Chichi whispered. She moved towards the car and smiled at him, while he simply blinked back at her. "Kami, don't look so bored when I'm talking to you!"
"Oh, sorry. I was thinking."
"About me?" She sounded hopeful.
"No, about what I'm going to eat. I've never been so hungry in my LIFE!" His stomach growled, agreeing with his words. "You know, I don't see how Vegeta is going so long without eating, and he's suppose to be just like me." During his whole little speech, he didn't notice Chichi turning red until Bulma tapped him on the shoulders and pointed. "Oh... Chichi, you're red. Are you okay?"
"NO! YA BIG JERK!" she hollered. Goku drew back in the seat, cringing away from Chichi. What did he do? She had asked him if he was thinking about...oops.
"I'm sorry. I was thinking about you, kinda. You know, that T-rex that you let me eat and that kinda stuff."
"Eww! You just had to bring that up!" She sounded much more pleased and happy now, and that for some reason made Goku feel better.
"Okay guys we gotta go," Bulma shouted. " And thanks Chichi. I owe you one." She reached out to take her hand and Chichi gladly shook it.
"No you don't, but hey, you're welcome."
"You don't want to come? You seem strong," Bulma queried. Goku even looked up with a surprisingly hopeful look.
"Oh, no. I can't! I just got back! I have to spend time with my Papa! It sounds like it would be fun though, thanks for asking."
"Okay."
Giving one last wave, Chichi ran to her father side. "I guarantee I'll see you later!"
"Go Oolong!" Once again, Bulma found herself ordering the pig around, a not too unfamiliar position for her.
"Hey, wait! Vegeta still not going to ride?" Goku suddenly asked. "And why is he going all the way over there. I almost can't see him." Glancing over, Goku realized Vegeta had already taken advantage of the time they had been chitchatting to walk away from the group.
"Nope. The idiot can fly, remember? And don't worry, he'll come."
"Oh yeah, right."
"NOW LETS GO!"
~*~
"Bye Roshi! See you later!" Chichi grinned, as her father shot her a disapproving glare. She only smiled back. "What?"
"You should show respect." He ordered. To his surprise, Chichi fell over laughing. Even Roshi looked at her, puzzled.
"If you knew what I knew, you wouldn't treat him with any respect either." Her father shot her another glare. She coughed. "See you later, Master Roshi."
The old hermit mumbled something about silly girls before calling his turtle, and hopping on. "Ox King, it was nice seeing you. Maybe some day in the near, *near* future I'll pay a visit. GOOD BYE!" With that the hermit was gone, but did manage to scream at his turtle for spinning so darn fast.
"So... Papa... What do we do now that we don't have a house?"
"We ugh... build another! Let's get started. You can tell me what's happened while we're at it. You know I've missed you."
"Umm... I have to tell you something first. It's really important." She smiled up at him, as neither saw a large car fly out from behind the broken down house...
~*~
"OH MY KAMI! OH MY KAMI! OH MY--"
"WHAT!" Goku finally screamed, not something he normally would do.
"Geez, what's your problem? You should be happy for me." Bulma eyed him. "And go slower Oolong. There are too many bumps." Bulma ordered calmly.
"WHA! I'm not going fast, you just want to brother me!" Oolong shouted from the driver seat. Bulma rolled her eyes, was every one in a screaming mood today? Sure, it was getting a little late but... come on.
"I don't feel like yelling at you now. I'm too happy." Grinning, Bulma radiated achievement.
"About what?" The young girl could only glace at Goku again. He was acting moody.
"Well, I got this thing to work." She pulled the scouter out of her lap. "Watch. If you press the side button it beeps like this." Demonstrating, she pressed the appropriate button, and it beeped before turning a few flashes of red, then green appeared on the screen. "See?"
"But what does it do?"
"I have no idea what so ever. I'll ask Vegeta when we find a hotel or something. It was making some strange noises early when I put it on, but I couldn't understand. It sounded like gibberish."
"Maybe it's a different language?" Goku suggested much to everyone's surprise. "I mean what else could it be... and why are you two looking at me like that?"
"I guess you're not that dumb... What... OOLONG KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!" She
finally snapped, the moron was looking at them, rather than the street ahead.
"DON'T YELL AT ME! YOU WERE LOOKING TOO!" Bulma's eyes visibly twitched.
"I going to warn you now, shut up before I make you." Her tone of voice was what made him turn his attention back to the road and to drive without any objections.
"Bulma, I have a little question for you."
"Yes."
"Where are the Dragon Balls? I have my one but I don't see your pouch..."
She coughed. Dear oh dear. "Well, Vegeta has them." Bulma watched as he blinked and tilted his head to the side.
"Oh."
Okay. She had been expecting more than that. Possibly a yell or a scream of some sort? She didn't have a chance to respond, because Oolong's voice cut through her thoughts, as the car made an abrupt stop.
"Guys, bad news. We're out of gas."
~*~
Bulma walked along side Goku, her beautiful face wore an angry scowl as her teeth were gnawing her bottom lip. She was pissed. The gas ran out. There she was, outdoors. Oh, what fun. The next town was about four or five miles away... and to make it worse, Goku insisted that they camped out. It would be getting late with in the next few hours, and he continued to drone on
about how he loved the woods. At least he seemed to be in a better mood.
"That's why you weaklings shouldn't depend on those useless machines." Vegeta bluntly stated out of no were. Everyone seemed to jump, as Vegeta hopped down while no one was paying attention. "Are you three stuck?"
"No we're not! We decided that we'll go to the next town and stay there. I'm going to see if I can phone my Dad and have him put some more money on my account card."
Frowning, Vegeta chose not to speak a word. His eyes found their way to his scouter, currently hooked on the side of her head. He arched an eyebrow. "Why are you wearing that?"
She blinked. Twice. Then grinned. "I fixed it."
"What?" Her grin widened, as she took it off and threw it to him. He easily caught the equipment and looked down at the previously faulty scouter.
"If you don't believe me, try it. Although none of the stuff made any sense to me."
~*~
"I DON'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!" Chichi screamed. Stomping her foot on the ground, she realized why he had said yes. The hairless pervert!
Her father had just brought to her (after she had squealed that Roshi said he'd train her after Goku's adventure was done and over with) attention that she would have no way of knowing when he would go to Roshi's home. As she cursed herself, her father continued to think. He had had no idea that Master Roshi would think of tricking her. His daughter!
"I don't believe Roshi would do that. He's such an honorable man."
"HONORABLE? HE IS NOT! ... And I can't believe I was silly enough to not pay attention. I mean, I never let anyone trick me. I mean I... I... I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" Poor Chichi proceeded to break down into cascading tears. Kindly bending over down next too her, the Ox King rubbed her back for comfort.
"Oh, come on Chichi. You just got back and I don't want to see you cry..." He only winced as she wailed louder. "And you couldn't kill Master Roshi if you wanted to." That only made it worse.
"MY LIFE SUCKS! I'M SO DUMB! I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE GOKU AGAIN AND I WON'T
GET THE TRAINING YOU GOT AND--- MY LIFE SUCKS!!!"
"Chichi, please... calm down. You never had this much of a temperament before."
"But, I ... ACK! You don't get it!" Whispering, Chichi fought against the tears welling up in her dark eyes.
"You do know that you can always spend more time with me later. I could stay behind and rebuild every thing."
Chichi's tears stopped as she blinked at him. Was he saying what she thought he was? "Papa? Are you saying that I can go with them?"
"No! They already left! I'm just saying that you can probably catch up with them if you stop talking to an old fart like me." He laughed.
"I just got back and I missed you so much I don't really want you--" He cut her off once more.
"The longer you talk to me further away they get. DO make sure you tell Roshi shame on him for trying to trick you." Of course, Chichi didn't really hear those words as she jumped up and down in glee.
"YIPPY! YES! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU!" Squealing, she gave him hug after hug. "OH! Now which way did they go... Grr..."
"Wait. I think I have another capsule."
"That's okay. I can't drive... remember?" She grinned wolfishly.
"Right, I remember now...but I do have Okie!"
Chichi blinked. "Okie's dead!"
Her father blinked. "Oh yes, it must have slipped. I forgot that bird was killed a few years ago."
"It doesn't matter! I am a very fast runner, I'll be with them before dark."
~*~
He couldn't help but be astonished. The scouter worked, better than before! He tapped the green button once more, and began to scan. Noticing his preoccupation, Bulma took that time to tap him on the shoulder. He blinked and looked down at her, his scouter measuring a ki level of three, which climbed up to five due to her anger from being ignored. He frowned in silent disgust. What a low power level. Turning he focused it on the pig that was still walking ahead. He was surprised when the scouter could barely pick up a ki. And finally there was Kakkarot who had an extremely low power level of...
Ten.
Horrible. That was horrible. No, it was a true embarrassment to the Saiyan race. NO Saiyan had the ki level of TEN! He should kill the moron now. (Cts: He's really going to wish he would have later LOL.)
"VEGETA!" Bulma screeched.
"I'm busy, just keep walking." She frowned at his order and stood there, along with Goku and Oolong. The Prince ignored them as the scouter picked up two more ki levels and than another two. He hissed to himself as he recognized the first two as that "Yamcha," so the other one must have been his fur ball friend. The last two had to be that girl and her father.
"Do you by any chance think you could explain to me what that is?"
"How did you fix this?" Vegeta said, ignoring her question. She didn't realize that he did, when any one asked about her GODLY intelligence, she was eager to tell, and that's just what she did.
"It was very simple really," she began. "All you had to do was hook the yellow wirer with the red. I find that very different. I have never in my life...until now of course seen a device that works exactly like. It was so wonderful. I would love to work on another one. But I don't see how you
broke it. The only way that wire could come lose is if you threw it onto the ground or something. Oh yes, it was saying some stuff too. We didn't know what. It sounded like some odd squealing."
"I think it was another language!" Goku chirped. Everyone seemed to glare at him except for Vegeta, who raised an eyebrow. He was still caught up on the fact that Bulma had fixed the radar and said it was making... noises... crap.
"GIRL! Did you say it was speaking?" Seeing her flinch at his sudden words made him realize just how harsh he sounded.
"Yes... It was speaking... Are you okay?" she asked. Goku gave him a confused look as well. Oolong slowly moved away from them. The pig could have sworn he heard people. A LOT of people.
Vegeta, however, his mind was racing. How could he get so caught up with this foolish game that he'd forgotten about his mission? And that he was due back within a week afterwards! He only had a few days. Normally it only took him a matter of seconds to destroy a planet. He usually never even sat foot onto the land; he just blew it up from afar! This was it!
"Hello... Vegeta? Are you okay? You looked stressed."
"And, you're turning colors." Goku decided to add.
"Vegeta --" She was rudely cut off by Oolong's scream.
"HEY GUYS! GUYS! THERE'S A TOWN RIGHT AHEAD! COME ON!!!"
"A town?" Bulma grinned. "Come on Vegeta!" She smiled at him, as his eyes finally locked with hers and he frowned.
"How much longer will this hunt take?"
"You should know that I can't determine that. It'll be over when it's over. What's wrong with you any way? Let just go to town and see were this goes in the morning." She said calmly, not likely his sudden change. She wished she had never given him that stupid toy.
~*~
Okay, this is not the whole chapter. I have BIG time Writers Block and I don't now what to do next. Well, I know but I don't now how to get there. *groans* I'm REALLY sorry. Just give me a little more time. *cries* I'll get over it!!!
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